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PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s Deena Nicole Cortese bikini, red carpet and partying pics

ByAsa Hawks

Jersey Shore returns to desterilize America’s living rooms tonight with a third season of their Garden State flavored brand of hedonism that millions of fans (like me!) gobble up like so much high-calorie low-nutrition fast food value meals! Keep reading to check out the latest addition to the menu, 23-year-old Deena Nicole Cortese, the self-proclaimed “party in a body” hand-selected by Snooki to stir up even more drama in the only beach house currently under quarantine by the CDC!

PHOTOS Olivia Palermo barely wears a bikini in St. Barts with beau Johannes Huebl

ByAsa Hawks

Just when I think I’ve got my favorite body type all worked out something (or someone) comes along and throws a monkey wrench into the works. Such was the case when I saw these junk under the hoodless photos of The City star Olivia Palermo striking sexy poses on the beaches of St. Barts! Keep reading to broaden your horizons too!

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VIDEO Taiwanese NMA.tv’s CGI animation of Brett Favre sexual harassment lawsuit

ByAsa Hawks

Just in case you weren’t clear about the details in the recent sexual harassment lawsuit filed by massage therapists Christina Scavo and Shannon O’Toole against NFL quarterback Brett Favre the wonderful folks at Next Media Animation (NMA.tv) have provided yet another one of their Pulitzer-worthy CGI animations to illustrate exactly what happened!

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PHOTOS RHONY’s Ramona Singer and Jill Zarin at “Season of the Witch” premiere

ByAsa Hawks

Season of the Witch held it’s premiere at the AMC Loews Lincoln Square theater in New York City last night and in addition to the film’s stars Nicolas Cage, Ron Perlman and Claire Foy the red carpet was also graced by Big Apple Bravolebrities Jill Zarin and Ramona Singer! Keep reading for pictures of Jill and Ramona as well as Mario Singer, Avery Singer and Bobby Zarin! (Oh, and did Ramona get a boob job or what?!?)

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VIDEO Muppets perform Kanye West’s “Monster” (explicit)

ByAsa Hawks

Kanye West has often complained that people don’t get his music. Thanks to this Youtube video I’m beginning to think that it’s not Kanye or his music’s fault but people’s, because it seems obvious that muppets completely get it! Probably because they were raised on the street…

Sesame Street that is!

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VIDEO Josh Groban sings Kanye West tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live

ByAsa Hawks

Another miner has struck gold in the hills of Kanye West’s tweets! Following in the footsteps of the memetastic New Yorker cartoons with Kanye tweets as captions and the addictive process of Kanye tweet Tracy Jordanization achieved by adding “Liz Lemon” before each of Kanye’s literary gems is “Oscar and Grammy nominee” Josh Groban, who has recorded 752 songs of Kanyeisms on 48 CDs – all of which with lyrics containing 140 characters or less!

Keep reading for the emotionally moving commercial and order your Josh Grobanye today!

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The Bachelor’s Chantal O’Brien high school prom photo with singer Nic Newsham

ByAsa Hawks

Someone just sent us this lovely photographic blast from the past of The Bachelor‘s Chantal O’Brien at the 2000 Bellevue Christian High School senior prom! Keep reading to find out who her date was and what his connection is to Chantal’s ex-husband Jasoon Vena!

The Bachelor's Emily Maynard and Ricky Hendrick photo
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The Bachelorette’s Emily Maynard was Ricky Hendrick’s fiance before he died

ByAsa Hawks

Millions of viewers will be tuned in Monday night when the 15th season of ABC’s reality romance competition The Bachelor premieres at 8/7c featuring Brad Womack taking a second stab at finding true love among 30 beautiful women assembled from all over North America. For most of the women contestants it will be the first time they will find themselves in the national spotlight, but the same cannot be said for Emily Maynard, a 24-year-old blond beauty originally from Morgantown, West Virginia.

Emily’s tragic story and triumphant recovery is covered in detail in this installment of The Bachelor Files!

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PHOTOS VIDEO The Bachelor vampire Madison Garton is actress Madison McKinley

ByAsa Hawks

Season 15 of The Bachelor features dapper Texan Brad Womack, 29 sexy woman from around the continent and one vampire. That’s right, one of The Bachelor harem may be thirsty for more than just love and fame!

25-year-old model Madison Garton will bare her fangs in tonight’s premiere and reveal that she is a member of the New York Underground Vampire Club! Keep reading to find out more about Count Bachela, including her deep, dark secret alternate identity!

VIDEO Chris Brown spoofs Ricky Romance with a gun and a puppy

ByAsa Hawks

The bitter Twitter battle between Chris Brown and Raz-B continues to escalate, even after both have issued apologies for their parts in the debacle.

The latest chapter in Douchapalooza is a video featuring Chris Brown imitating Raz-B’s brother Ricky Romance, who made numerous violent threats towards Chris via Twitter and YouTube. (You can get caught all caught up on the feud HERE.) The video features an exaggeratedly thuggish Chris Brown with a toy gun and what appears to be an actual newborn puppy!

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VIDEO Kim Kardashian debuts new single at Tao night club in Las Vegas

ByAsa Hawks

The wait is over! Well, sort of…

Kim Kardashian brought in the new year at Tao Night Club in Las Vegas and as a special treat for those in attendance she played her brand new single! That’s the good news. The bad news is that the only known recording was made from the audience and the sound is a little less than stellar. Keep reading to sort of hear the new tune!

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Meet 16 and Pregnant’s Ashley Salazar in person… and win a cheetah print coat!

ByAsa Hawks

If you watched the emotional season finale of Season 2b of 16 and Pregnant and want to help out and possibly even meet teen mom Ashley Salazar then here’s your chance! All it takes is a high bid on eBay and a trip to Texas and you can meet her and pick up a nice almost new cheetah print coat! Keep reading for all the details.

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VIDEO Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young sings ‘Tardy For The Party’ on Watch What Happens Live

ByAsa Hawks

As part of his acceptance speech for winning Watch What Happens Live‘s mazel for Entertainer of the Year, late night talk show host Jimmy Fallon dusted off his infamous Neil Young falsetto and delivered an emotional rendition of Kim Zolciak’s smash hit “Tardy For The Party!”

Preview photos from Kim Kardashian’s new music video

ByAsa Hawks

Though there is still not a leaked peep of what Kim Kardashian will sound like on her much-anticipated new music release, we do get to catch a glimpse of what she will look like in her new music video thanks to a couple photos tweeted by Kimmy K yesterday! Keep reading to see the photos and determine for yourself is Kim looks like a music star!

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PHOTO Russell Brand tweets photo of Katy Perry without makeup

ByAsa Hawks

Russell Brand may be half of the funnest, easy-goingest celebrity couple on the planet, but he may have crossed the line earlier today when he tweeted a photo of his wife Katy Perry in bed without make-up and looking as though she just woke up. Keep reading to see the startling photo and find out what Katy’s sexy Rolling Stone magazine cover from earlier this year would have looked like if she had just gotten out of bed with a similar lack of makeup!

Teen Mom's Gary Shirley
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AUDIO Gary Shirley tries to cover up another Amber attack in phone call with girlfriend Ashley

ByAsa Hawks

In yet another reminder that Hollywood’s best screenwriters can’t possibly compete with the entertaining twists and turns of “unscripted” reality television, an audio recording has surfaced of a phone conversation between Teen Mom‘s Gary Shirley and his new girlfriend Ashley in which he tries to talk her into covering up an incident that occurred between him and baby mama Amber Portwood the day before. Keep reading to listen to the phone call and read a transcript of the conversation!

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Raz-B and Chris Brown’s Twitter war with lots of violence, profanity and homophopic slurs

ByAsa Hawks

Soon after admitting to being molested as a kid by his tour manager and cousin at the time, R&B singer Raz-B set off a Twitter powder keg when he brought up Chris Brown’s attack of Rihanna yesterday! Read all the war footage that included tons of foul language, threats and references to homosexuality! Also, see Raz-B’s borther Ricky Romance’s contribution to the melee that includes some very specific threats towards Chris and even a YouTube video!

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood mug shot photos

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom Amber Portwood turned herself in to Anderson, Indiana authorities earlier today and knowing that her mug shots would be plastered all over the internet she obviously took some time to get herself made up for her moment in front of the police camera! See full screen images of both of Amber’s soon-to-be infamous booking photos!

Latest “shocking” Miley Cyrus photo features hot lesbian action with human Ms. Pac-Man

ByAsa Hawks

Miley Cyrus continues to attempt to rewrite “The Boy Who Cried Wolf” fable as “The Disney Starlet Who Does Controversial Stuff” as yet another “shocking” photo of Lindsay Lohannah Montana surfaces in which Miley is getting the Black Swan treatment from the human version of Ms. Pac-Man.

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Lisa Vanderpump attacked!

ByAsa Hawks

The Queen Bee of Bravo’s hugely successful Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Lisa Vanderpump was part of a scuffle that resulted in someone getting cold-cocked and the police being called! Keep reading to find out which Boo got checked and if Lisa and Giggy made it out unscathed!

PHOTO Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton as kids in Maui, Hawaii

ByAsa Hawks

The Hilton family has been vacationing in Maui, Hawaii for the Christmas holidays and Paris Hilton must have been feeling nostalgic when she tweeted the above photo of her and younger sister Nicky Hilton vacationing in Maui as children. Awwwwww!!! I also included a photo of the sisters together on the same beach taken yesterday for comparison!

PHOTOS VIDEOS Natalie Portman’s thonged butt censored from ‘Your Highness’ trailer

ByAsa Hawks

It’s amazing the difference a few square inches of fabric can make!

Concerned that Natalie Portman’s racy thong scene from the red band trailer for the comedy Your Highness might be a bit too much for PG audiences, Universal Studios gobbled up some graphic designer’s time by making him or her Photoshop a bikini bottom over top of Natalie’s portside. Keep reading for side-by-side before-and-after images of the Black Swandonkadonk!

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PHOTOS Top 5 Tron: Legacy character mashups

ByAsa Hawks

In honor of the release of the much-anticipated Tron: Legacy featuring Jeff Bridges reprising his cultastic role as Kevin Flynn from the original 1982 Disney classic and co-starring beautiful people Garrett Hedlund as Kevin Flynn’s son Sam Flynn and Olivia Wilde as Quorra, I thought I might put together a list of the top five characters Disney could have chosen to be in the sequel.

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PHOTOS BIO The Bachelorette 2011 Ashley Hebert

ByAsa Hawks

Meet Ashley Hebert, a 26-year-old dance instructor originally from Madawaska, Maine and currently enrolled at the University of Pennsylvania School of Dental Medicine in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Ashley is one of 30 women that will be competing on Season 15 of The Bachelor in which Brad Womack tries for the second time to find the love of his life. The season premiere is set for Monday, January 3 at 8/7c on ABC, but for those fans of The Bachelor out there with little patience I offer up just about all the info there is to find on the internet pertaining to the very attractive and super-fit Ashley Hebert in this edition of The Bachelor Files!

PHOTOS VIDEO Gwyneth Paltrow in ‘Country Strong’

ByAsa Hawks

Washed up alcoholic country singers never looked as good as Gwyneth Paltrow’s Kelly Canter in the movie Country Strong!

The downright perty actress doesn’t quite have the same honky-tonk weary look as Jeff Bridges’ Bad Blake from last year’s similar country music feature Crazy Heart, but not even the hardcore country music fans among us are going to complain too much with something so pleasing on the eyes splashed across the big screen. Keep reading for hi-res pictures of Gwyneth as Kelly Canter and to watch the music video for “Country Strong.”

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MUG SHOT PHOTO Artist Thomas Kinkade sentenced to jail for DUI

ByAsa Hawks

The self-proclaimed “Painter of Light” and “most collected artist in America” Thomas Kinkade may be adding some new subject matter to his famous line of sugar-coated Bob Ross renditions of snowy cabins in the woods, Jesuses and flowery gazebos – namely views from inside a prison cell! Keep reading for the details of his arrests and prison sentence

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PHOTO VIDEOS Christopher Tierney injured during ‘Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark’ broadway show

ByAsa Hawks

The Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark curse continued tonight when one of the actors who performs Spider-Man’s stunts was injured after falling into the orchestra pit. Keep reading for all the details, a photo of Spidey himself on a stretcher being loaded into an ambulance and a video of the moment when his cable broke!

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PHOTOS VIDEOS LeAnn Rimes as sexy Mrs. Claus with Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles

ByAsa Hawks

LeAnn Rimes wore a very sexy Mrs. Claus costume to perform at the Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles’ annual Christmas Concert yesterday and tweeted a few photos of herself wearing it backstage! Keep reading for the photos as well as a couple audience video recordings of a couple of her performances with the Chorus!

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PHOTO Shania Twain and Frederic Thiebaud are engaged!

ByAsa Hawks

In a real-life version of Wife Swap, country music superstar Shania Twain is now officially engaged to Frederic Thiebaud, the man who was married to the woman Shania’s ex had an affair with! That there’s a country song that writes itself! Keep reading for all the confusing happy ending details as well as a photo of Shania, Frederic and their children on vacation together!

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PHOTO Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and Sophia at Disney World

ByAsa Hawks

Leaving behind the frigid temperatures of her hometown of Council Bluffs, Iowa Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, her daughter Sophia and mom Debra Danielson headed to Orlando, Florida for a fun-filled visit to Disney World! See a picture of Farrah and Sophia (fully Minnie-eared) having a blast in front of the famous Magical Kingdom castle!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans’ new boyfriend Kieffer Delp

ByAsa Hawks

Drama fans the world over are eagerly awaiting the series premiere of Teen Mom 2 and the return of teen drama mama Jenelle Evans! And in case you haven’t heard, America’s favorite potty-mouthed pot-puffin’ party gal has a new man in her life. Boozin’ baby daddy beau Andrew Lewis is out and 20-year-old Kieffer Delp is in! Keep reading for photos and videos of Kieffer as well as a little background info that includes his arrest with an ex at a residential rehab facility in New Jersey. Oh the drama!

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VIDEO The Black Swan and Showgirls trailer mash up

ByAsa Hawks

Chalk this one up to glorious inevitability! It’s the audio from The Black Swan movie trailer with video from Showgirls, the kitschy cult classic jiggle flick from 1995 starring Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan and Gina Gershon as Las Vegas showgirls. I guess it could be called The Black Swangirls.”

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PHOTOS Paris Hilton is the new sponsor for the SuperMartXé VIP motorcycle racing team

ByAsa Hawks

You’d think as a celebrity blogger I’d get tired of pictures of things between Paris Hilton’s legs, but the range of objects (and people) are so diverse I keep coming back for more!

The hot and throbbing thigh sandwich du jour this time around is a pink, white and baby blue motorcycle! The life-sized Barbie bike is from Paris Hilton’s new SuperMartXé VIP MotoGP racing team. Keep reading for lots of photos of Paris looking good and looking not so good!

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The Bachelor 15 photos and brief bios of all 30 women contestants

ByAsa Hawks

Here’s the story of a lovely bachelor,
Who was wooing up
thirty very lovely girls.
All of them had thoughts of fame,
like Vienna,
and not much rhymes with girls!

See photos and read brief bios of all 30 of the beautiful women competing for the heart of The Bachelor Brad Womack in Season 15 of the number one romantic reality competition on the planet! (You can click and hop from woman to woman just like Brad!)

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VIDEO Teen Mom 2 preview trailer released with Jenelle, Chelsea, Leah and Kailyn

ByAsa Hawks

MTV unveils it’s newest additions to the Teen Mom franchise when Teen Mom 2 premieres January 11, documenting the further adventures of 16 and Pregnant vets Jenelle Evans, Leah Messer, Chelsea Houska and Kailyn Lowry. See the emotional, drama-packed preview trailer and read a brief synopsis of what’s in store for each of the girls in Season 1!

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PHOTOS The annual Kardashians Christmas Card 2010

ByAsa Hawks

The holiday season is officially here because the Jenners and Kardashians have posted their annual family Christmas card! This season America’s favorite reality show star making machine went with a super-stylized (and super-Photoshopped) retro Hollywood look as the entire family – including newest member Mason – posed on a massive and ornate staircase looking like a mix between Dynasty, The Addams Family and Goodfellas! Plus a few individual shots, including the always lovely Kim!

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood’s boyfriend Clinton Yunker’s mug shots and baby mama Tara

ByAsa Hawks

Amber Portwood has moved on from baby daddy and ex-fiance Gary Shirley and is now seriously involved with Clinton Yunker, who she has been photographed with often all over their hometown of Anderson, Indiana. With Clinton Amber is once again demonstrating her affinity for danger because he, just like Amber’s date Chris from Season 2, has a history of run-ins with the law that include arrests in 2007 and 2010.

Keep reading to find out about Clinton’s legal difficulties as well as his 19-year-old baby mama and on-again, off-again girlfriend Tara who played an important part in one of the arrests!

Ann Ward modleing photos from her Facebook account
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PHOTOS America’s Next Top Model Ann Ward Vogue preview and pre-ANTM pics

ByAsa Hawks

See a preview picture of America’s Next Top Model winner Ann Ward (the 6’2″ skinny gal who made headlines when she was featured in a promo clip for this season) from her upcoming Italian Vogue photo shoot! Plus, pictures of Ann from before ANTM from her Facebook profile!

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Jim and Alexis Bellino issue statement about bankruptcy rumors

ByAsa Hawks

Real Housewives of Orange County cast member Alexis Bellino and her husband Jim Bellino have issued an official statement clarifying bankruptcy rumors that began last week after it was revealed one of their companies had filed for Chapter 11. In the statement the Bellinos clarify that it wasn’t personal bankruptcy and that their financial situation is stable, the move was simply a way to buy time for renegotiating the mortgage on their house and prevent foreclosure procedures from moving forward. Keep reading for the full statement (and a knockout photo of Alexis!).

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PHOTOS VIDEOS BIO Shawntel Newton from The Bachelor 2011 with Brad Womack

ByAsa Hawks

On the outside this lovely 24-year-old brunette from Chico, California is exactly what you would expect from a Bachelor contestant, but Shawntel Newton’s resume packs a bit of a surprise – instead of spending her days pursuing a modeling career, waiting tables or being a marketing executive, Shawntel is busy learning the family business of dealing with people’s grief and pumping formaldehyde! That’s right, She’s a funeral director on her way to also becoming a licensed embalmer!

They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Newton Family

(And did I mention she’s super fine?)

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PHOTOS Tenley Molzahn in a bikini in Hawaii with boyfriend Kiptyn Locke

ByAsa Hawks

Professional reality show runners up Kiptyn Locke and Tenley Molzahn were spotted on the beach in Maui, Hawaii Sunday doing what they do best – looking damn fine! Tenley (26), who Jake Pavelka dumped in favor of Vienna Girardi in the season finale of Season 14 of The Bachelor, and Kiptyn (32), runner up for the heart of Jillian Harris in Season 4 of The Bachelorette, met while filming Bachelor Pad and just may have found true love! See the pretty, pretty people and read what Tenley had to say about the potential for marriage and children!

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PHOTO Natalie Portman as The Swan Queen Amidala or “The Black Swanidala”

ByAsa Hawks

A long time ago, in a dance studio far far away…

No story here just the silly product of a boring Saturday, the internet and Photoshop. I was going to call this The Queen Black Swanidala but that was before I did a little research and realized Mila Kunis actually plays The Black Swan in the movie – Natalie is The Swan Queen. See, you actually learned something! Or were at least reminded of something you already knew.

PHOTOS VIDEO Katy Perry as a sexy toy soldier at Z100’s Jingle Ball 2010

ByAsa Hawks

Singer Katy Perry brought her usual dose of sexy fun to the Z100 Jingle Ball last night by wearing a colorful toy soldier costume that would have every straight soldier on the planet begging to be put on K.P. duty!

The DO ask, DO tell costume came complete with an amply plumaged military top hat, red and gold jacket, white criss-crossed Perry berries suspenders, a curled handlebar mustache on a stick and a pair of shiny blue hot pants that would make Wonder Woman proud. In other words, Katy Perry was nutcracker sweet!

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood, Leah and Clinton Yunker decorate for Christmas

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom Amber Portwood, daughter Leah and her new boyfriend Clinton Yunker got into the holiday spirit by putting up Christmas decorations in the snow at Amber’s new apartment near Anderson, Indiana earlier today. Keep reading for all the holiday fun including some absolutely adorable shots of little Leah!

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PHOTOS VIDEO and BIO Chantal O’Brien from The Bachelor 15 with Brad Womack

ByAsa Hawks

It’s getting to be that time of year again! Season 15 of The Bachelor kicks off in less than four weeks as the hunky Brad Womack tries for his second time to find the love of his life by dating more than 20 women at once. That means it is time for our starcasm sleuths to dust off their internet magnifying glasses and compile their infamous “Bachelor Files” for the latest bunch of hottie Mrs. Womack wannabes!

First up is 28-year-old brunette Chantal O’Brien from Mercer Island, Washington. Chantal is already infamous after ABC featured the scene in which she and Brad meet for the first time in a promo video for the upcoming season. Keep reading to see Chantal’s memorable entrance and find out more about Chantal, including the identity of her sort of famous ex-husband!

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VIDEO Jimmy Fallon and Paul McCartney perform “Scrambled Eggs” to the tune of “Yesterday”

ByAsa Hawks

Paul McCartney has often told the story of how he used the words “scrambled eggs” as a placeholder until the final lyrics of “Yesterday” were complete. Sir Paul was on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night and Jimmy talked him into performing the song with the original edible lyrics as well as a few add-ons. The result? Hilarity!

(No, Jimmy wasn’t singing like Neil Young. Awwwwww….)

VIDEO PHOTOS Hugh Jackman ‘Real Steel’ trailer released

ByAsa Hawks

In an attempt to combine the masculine appeal of robots and sports, Disney offers Real Steel – a film about a future when only robots and their builders/controllers are allowed to box!

The movie isn’t due to be released in theaters until October 7, 2011 but there is already a trailer with lots of over-life-sized Rock ’em Sock ’em robot brutality as well as Hugh Jackman as Charlie Kenton, “a washed-up fighter who lost his chance at a title when 2000-pound, 8-foot-tall steel robots took over the ring.” Boo yeah! Keep reading for the trailer and lots of still images!

Alexis Neiers Free Bird mug shot for heroin possession

Alexis Neiers avoids jail for heroin possession, sentenced to one year of residential rehab

ByAsa Hawks

Pretty Wild! reality starlet Alexis Neiers avoided spending any more time in jail when a judge sentenced her to one year of residential rehab at SOBA Recovery Center in Malibu earlier today. Lil LiLo was arrested last week for a probation violation after police found heroin, drug paraphernalia and a fake Florida ID during a December 1 search of her home.

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood struts, new boyfriend Clinton Yunker works

ByAsa Hawks

The Teen Momerazzi were out in full force yesterday as Amber Portwood and her new boyfriend, Clinton Yunker, went to lunch at what appears to be a Mexican barbeque place before spending some quality time at Anderson’s favorite hot spot, Wal-Mart.

After Wally World the couple went their separate ways. Clinton proved that he has at least one thing better than Amber’s baby daddy and former fiance, Gary Shirley – a job! See pictures of Clinton bringing home the bacon and Amber turning heads while strutting the streets of Anderson!

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PHOTOS Tabloid covers for the week of December 20, 2010

ByAsa Hawks

Check out all of this week’s tabloid covers with stories that include Oprah’s secret lesbian love, Jennifer Aniston’s never-dying obsession with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s violent rage at daughter Shiloh! It’s like going through the grocery store checkout lane without leaving your home! (Or office!)