“America’s Perfect Teen” isn’t from America

ByDarren O

Anysha Panesar took home top prize in a Florida teen pageant called “America’s Perfect Teen.” This decision has stirred quite a controversy because the young lady you see isn’t from America! That’s right, she may be a perfect teen but the nationality is all wrong which had a lot of the other competitors up in arms over her crown. Read on to see what she, her mother, and the pageant director have to say abouth this Atlantic Ocean sized riff in the pageant universe!

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Is the The Twinkie Diet healthy? Mark Haub, nutritionist and professor lost weight eating junk food

ByStarcasm Staff

Nutrition professor Mark Haus lost 27 lbs. eating nothing put Twinkies and other snack cakes, Nuter Butters, chips, hot dogs, milk, and the occasional veggie.He helped accentuate his point by putting on weight prior to the Twinkie binge by eating lots of natural, healthy food like whole grains and veggies. So, is an overweight person…

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in drunken barfight with sister Ashely Danielson

ByStarcasm Staff

Oh Farrah! The National Enquirer has a story about 19-year-old Farrah Abraham drinking underage in an Omaha bar and then brawling with her 23-year-old sister Ashely Danielson. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham got wasted in a seedy Omaha nightclub drinking with a fake I.D., then got into a drunken brawl – with her own sister! Ashely,…

Peter M. Brant and Stephanie Seymour nasty divorce drama saga continues: Art theft, drug addiction, alcoholism, bitter battles, and Lance Maerov

ByStarcasm Staff

After nearly two years of scandalous press headlines, Monday in Middleton, Conn., the Peter M. Brant vs. Stephanie Seymour divorce proceedings will finally begin. It’s been a bitter ride lately, a far cry from 16 years ago when the newsprint and art tycoon married the young Victoria’s Secret angel. Brant and his lawyer use her…

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MUG SHOT PHOTOS Randy Quaid, Evi Quaid arrested for felony burglary and squatting

ByAsa Hawks

I was just wondering last week what my favorite loony celebrity hooligans have been up to lately and as it turns out they’ve been squatting in a house they used to own busting up mirrors, changing alarm codes and carving their initials into mailboxes! Read all the details about their felony arrest and see the latest additions to the Quaid Mug Shot Family Album!

Reality sextuplets dad Bryan Masche arrested for domestic violence

ByStarcasm Staff

The new Jon & Kate Plus 8 couple, Jenny and Bryan Masche are already making headlines. The pair gave birth to sextuplets January 2008 and now they have their own TLC show, Raising Sextuplets, which airs after Kate Plus 8. Bryan is inciting scandal a little more severe than Jon’s drinking and hooking up with…

Heidi Montag’s mom Darlene Egelhoff is now a maid after losing restaurant The Timberline

ByStarcasm Staff

Heidi Montag is hiding out with her pseudo-ex husband Spencer Pratt contemplating their latest master plan to somehow rip the headlines out of Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton’s cocaine-stained hands. It’s basically a pipe dream at this point. Meanwhile, back in postcard-perfect Crested Butte, her mom and step-dad Darlene and Tim Egelhoff have lost their…

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PHOTOS BIO Cindy Barshop, new Real Housewives of New York cast member!

ByAsa Hawks

In a surprise announcement, it has been revealed that The Real Housewives of New York City will be adding Completely Bare spas founder Cindy Barshop to the cast for Season 4! Keep reading to find out all you need to know about this self-made businesswoman and mother of two, including her connection to the phenomenon of vajazzling!

Kristen Stewart rebuts ‘Emotional Chart’ with Flaunt photo outtakes

ByAsa Hawks

In outtakes from her photo shoot for the 2010 Spring Fashion Issue of Flaunt (above) Twilight actress Kristen Stewart seemed to be purposefully addressing the viral “Kristen Stewart Emotional Chart” image created by detractors of her acting abilities. See the original chart as well as the brand new starcasm exclusive REVISED “Kristen Stewart Emotional Chart!”

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Snooki loves to drink coffee and read books at Barnes and Noble

ByStarcasm Staff

The Jersey Shore cast appeared on Ellen today to dispel rumors that they are less than erudite. Snooki explained: “I’ll go to frickin’ Barnes & Nobles, get a coffee and just sit down and read. No one would ever think that.” It’s true, Snooks, that no one would think that, but that’s just because you’ve…

Lindsay Lohan tests positive for cocaine, is she headed back to jail?

ByAsa Hawks

It took less than three weeks for perpetual train wreck Lindsay Lohan to fall back on her self-destructive ways. LiLo was released from her post-prison inpatient rehab stint on August 24 and according to TMZ she failed a court-mandated drug test last week! Find out what the failed test means for Lindsay as far as potential future jail time.

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Lindsay Lohan to host SNL December 4

ByAsa Hawks

Sources for Radar Online are saying Lindsay Lohan has been confirmed as host for Saturday Night Live‘s December 4th broadcast!

I’m not a huge fan of the the writing on SNL, but even they should be able to come up with a number of hilarious skits for this one given Lindsay’s track record of drug abuse, reckless driving, courtroom drama, love for alcohol, lesbian heartbreak, and car jacking! I’ve offered up a few of my own suggestions just in case.

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PHOTOS Paz de la Huerta shows off snake tattoo and lip injections at Boardwalk Empire party

ByStarcasm Staff

Viewing the photos taken last night HBO & Caesars Revisit the 1920s to Celebrate Boardwalk Empire in AC at Caesars Atlantic City party, we come away with two warnings from Paz de la Huerta: stay away from her lip injection doctor and her tattoo artist. That’s just my personal opinion, but Paz seems incredibly proud…

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Ten Bridalplasty inspired reality show mashups

ByDarren O

Yes, the show Bridalplasty exists, or at least will exist on E. This show will combine the wedding competition genre with the plastic surgery genre in a mind blowing signal that the world as we know it could very well be ending.

Inspired by this concept of combining reality show themes check out our list of ten reality show mashups inspired by Bridalplasty and then let us hear your ideas. Just as a teaser I’ll give you number seven, The Teen Mom Pick Up Artist!

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Punk rock spaghetti sauce? Marky Ramone’s Brooklyn’s Own Pasta Sauce

ByAsa Hawks

Twenty-twenty-twenty four minutes to boil
I wanna be marinated!
Pa-pa-pasta-pa pa-pa-pasta!

Tired of your lame, mass-produced, adult-contemporary pasta sauces? Then add some punk to your pasta with Marky Ramone’s Brooklyn’s Own Pasta Sauce, brought to you by Rock and Roll Hall of Fame drummer for the most boiled-down punk band of all time, The Ramones! Find out about Marky’s sauce as well as all the other things keeping his plate full these days, including a new band, a Sirius radio show and a drumming scholarship!

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PHOTOS Andy Cohen at Isaac Mizrahi Spring 2011 show

ByAsa Hawks

Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live host and Real Housewives conductor Ludwig Von Beecohen graced the Isaac Mizrahi Spring 2011 show with his Jewsational self, apparently fully recovered from the Teresa Giudice beat-down he received during the RHONJ Reunion! See all the great pics of Andy Cohen, the true King of Late Night!

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VIDEOS: Preview and interview for TLC’s plural family show Sister Wives

ByDarren O

Of all the new shows on the reality radar screen I would have to say that TLC’s Sister Wives is the one I am most looking forward to. The show will follow the Brown family from Utah as we are provided a personal look into the lives of a plural family. Kody Brown has three wives Meri, Christine and Janelle and is courting a fourth, Robyn.

See a preview video from TLC and a sit down interview the family did with CNN for a taste of what to expect from this unique program.

Kate Gosselin’s boob job: before and after photos
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Kate Gosselin’s boob job: before and after photos

ByStarcasm Staff

Kate Gosselin, who may or may not be dating her married-with-kids bodyguard Steve Neild, posed on the cover of this week’s People in her “new bikini body.” She looks phenomenal for a lady who carried six babies at once. She mostly got that way through exerciseand also had help with the excess skin via a…

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Teresa Giudice teenage bikini photos

ByAsa Hawks

The world is well-aware of Teresa Giudice’s dramatic antics as one of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, whether it be table flipping, extravagant housewarming parties or even shoving Andy Cohen down. Judging by these photos, Teresa has always had a flare for the dramatic as far as swimwear goes! Check out the young, confident and big-haired Teresa Giudice strutting her stuff and see why Joe Giudice never had a chance.

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The Gatecrasher who cried wolf: Michaele Salahi claims to have MS (Multiple Sclerosis)

ByStarcasm Staff

Michaele Salahi unleashed a bombshell Wednesday morning on “Fox and Friends:” she has MS (multiple sclerosis). There are accounts of her illness in the Diane Dimond book about them Cirque Du Salahi: Be Careful Who You Trust, which is out today, so they had to come clean about it. Dimond accompanied the Salahis to today’s…

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Big Brother’s Britney Haynes’ house has burned down and she doesn’t know it!

ByDarren O

Britney Haynes’ lack of discussion about her hubby-to-be Nick Grisham has been one of the more awkward subplots from Season 12 of Big Brother. So how is Nick going to greet her tonight after the live vote for who wins the half-a mil? By telling her that he burned their house down by neglecting a grill. I don’t believe this is going to turn out well for our man Nick!

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VIDEO: Bruce Springsteen introduces ‘The Promise’ documentary at TIFF

ByDarren O

Bruce Springsteen sent the Toronto International Film Festival into a frenzy yesterday with his appearance to premiere a documentary on the making of his classic rock record Darkness on the Edge of Town. See a professional video of his introductory remarks for the film by RedCarpetDiary followed by a full transcript and additional pics!

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PHOTOS VIDEO: Survivor Nicaragua contestant Kelly Bruno’s dad died a hero during Haitian earthquake

ByDarren O

Amputee Kelly Bruno, who will be competing on the CBS reality show Survivor Nicaragua, lists her father as her primary source of inspiration. After reading about her amazing dad and how he met a tragic and heroic end during the Haitian eartquake you’ll understand why Kelly feels this way.

The world would be a better place if there were more people like Dr. Richard Bruno.

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Is Teen Mom’s Amber still with Gary?

ByStarcasm Staff

Amber Portwood and her baby Leah’s father Gary Shirley have undergone more than their share of drama. Ever since Amber got pregnant and invited MTV’s cameras into their lives, it’s been nothing but explosive fighting (sometimes violent) interrupted by rare peaceful interludes. They’ve been engaged at least twice on camera, and broken up a million…

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Reggie Bush’s full statement on returning Heisman Trophy

ByAsa Hawks

Former USC running back and return man Reggie Bush announced via a statement earlier today that he will be forfeiting the Heisman Trophy he won in 2005. The return of the trophy is the first time a player has ever surrendered or been stripped of the honor and comes after reports the Heisman Trophy Trust were looking into taking the trophy back after the NCAA found Reggie Bush violated rules and was deemed ineligible for that season. Keep reading for Reggie Bush’s full statement about returning the most coveted award in college sports.

PHOTOS Vera Farmiga glows with baby bump at TIFF

ByDarren O

Academy Award nominated actress Vera Farmiga is due to give birth to her second child in October but that didn’t keep her from attending the Toronto International Film Festival to promote the film Henry’s Crime. See some great shots of a radiant Vera as she showed that expecting glow alongside co-stars James Caan and Keanu Reeves.

Caroline Manzo rails Danielle Staub with court testimony
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Caroline Manzo rails Danielle Staub with court testimony

ByDarren O

Recently departed cast member Danielle Staub is currently embroiled in a court case with her ex-husband Kevin Maher. Staub’s ex is suing Danielle for defamation involving a number of disparaging and character-assasinating accusations she has publicly accused him of including rape, murdering her dog, forced prostitution and participation in a sordid game of Russian roulette.

So who did Maher’s lawyers call to back his claims? RHNJ cast member and all around Staub hater Caroline Manzo, and boy did she come through for them with some eye-popping testimony!

Jay Mariotti charged with seven separate misdemeanors

ByDarren O

Renowned sportswriter and ESPN talking head Jay Mariotti was arrested back on August 21st in L.A. for some alleged unnecessary roughness against his girlfriend following a lovers cage match at a Santa Monica night club. The L.A. City Attorney has reviewed the circumstances of the incident and has decided to charge Mariotti with seven separate misdemeanors.

In true Around the Horn fashion see a Woody Paige chalkboard that breaks down Mr. Misdemeanors alleged crimes!

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PHOTOS VIDEOS My Latest Crush: Maria Menounos

ByAsa Hawks

I look through hundreds of photos everyday of A-List, B-List, No-List celebrities and on occasion I can’t help but find myself a bit smitten. Whether it’s Kim Kardashian’s backnificent badonkadonk, Marina Lambrini Diamandis sporting an unbearably adorable cartoon hippopotamus dress, Brad Pitt’s pornographically cool custom motorcycle, or even a teeny tiny horse; I have to restrain myself from surrendering my entire day to writing bad poetry and listening to Air Supply’s “Lost In Love” on repeat.

This morning as I was virtually thumbing through red white carpet photos from last night’s MTV Video Music Awards I began to hear birds chirping as well as the distant sound of atmospheric adult contemporary music thanks to the magic and wonder of Maria Menounos.

Find out who this sexy Queen of the Red Carpet is and follow me into a downward spiral of longing with tons of photos, bio info and even wrestling and tickling videos…

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore cast at the 2010 MTV VMAs Snooki, Jwoww, The Situation, Pauly D…

ByAsa Hawks

You can no longer have an MTV event without the network’s Guido and Guidette darlings making an appearance, and the 2010 Video Music Awards was no exception as the entire cast of Jersey Shore Season 3 stormed the red white carpet in all their formal Jerseylicious glory! See photos of all eight as well as their impregnating hot tub party with Chelsea Handler!

Lady Gaga explains why she wore a meat dress designed by Franc Fernandez to the VMAs

ByStarcasm Staff

Lady Gaga found a way to top herself at last night’s VMAs (where she took home 8 out of the 13 awards) with a dress made of meat by designer Franc Fernandez. She accepted the night’s last and most coveted award wearing the grotesque piece made entirely of cow. The meat was cut very thin…

VIDEO: Tube Switch, do not try this at home!

ByDarren O

Back before everybody had some sort of video recording device this would have been one of those stories you tell Mom and she would say, “that sounds nice but you boys need to be careful.” Well if sweet ‘ol Ma had seen this clip being called the “Tube Switch” I bet she darn near would have switched a tuber in her pants!

Read on and decide for yourself if this was just pure luck or one of the greatest planned water stunts in viral-video history!

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Did D.C. Housewife Michaele Salahi stiff her plastic surgeon?

ByDarren O

It looks like D.C. Housewife Michaele Salahi is back on the wrong end of another lawsuit and this time it’s her plastic surgeon!

Find out what the procedures allegedly were, how much she is accused of owing and why the Salahis remind me of a scene from Look Who’s Talking (with video included).

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VIDEO – Watch Florence + the Machine’s spectacular “Dog Days Are Over” performance at 2010 VMAs

ByStarcasm Staff

Famous for being the sole thing that made Eat, Pray, Love bearable, Florence + the Machine’s “Dog Days Are Over” was a pitch perfect spectacle at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards. Florence Welch was magnificent and infection in her flowing robes, and the choreography was enchanting: 2010 MTV Video Music Awards – More VMA…

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Taylor Swift performs new song “Innocent” at 2010 VMAs, is she forgiving Kanye?

ByStarcasm Staff

A year ago Kanye West stomped on the hearts of innocent puppies everywhere when he downed a bottle of Jack Daniels and ruined Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech for Best Female Artist at the VMAs. Taylor Swift enjoyed major success after the incident and Kanye had to hide out and lick his wounds while the world…

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Chelsea Handler spoofs Lady Gaga with an awesome house hat at 2010 VMAs

ByStarcasm Staff

One of the highlights of Chelsea Handler’s performance as host of the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards just required her to sit there with a house on her head.It was one of the best moments of the night, topped only when she got knocked up in the Jersey Shore hot tub. That‘s probably actually happened…

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2010 MTV VMA white carpet PHOTOS: Justin Bieber and mentor Usher wear matching sunglasses

ByStarcasm Staff

Justin Bieber, who was 101% certain to win the Best New Artist award at the 2010 VMAs, arrived on the white carpet looking his usual super-cool self (with is a mix of part Usher, part hot mid-twenties lesbian). Speaking of Usher, Justin was joined on the white by his mentor Usher. They even wore matching…

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PHOTOS Katy Perry at the MTV VMAs

ByAsa Hawks

Never one to disappoint when it comes to the red carpet, the vivacious and fun fashionista Katy Perry delivered once again on the red white carpet at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards sporting a figure skating inspired nude and black lace minidress! See lots of photos of Katy including the ten portraits of husband-to-be Russell Brand painted on her fingernails!

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2010 MTV VMA white carpet PHOTOS: Lady Gaga in red and gold Alexander McQueen from Vanity Fair shoot

ByStarcasm Staff

Lady Gaga’s first outfit of the evening at the VMAs was something she’s worn before! Scandal! She graced the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards white carpet in the same breathtaking red and gold Alexander McQueen outfit she posed in for her September Vanity Fair photo-shoot. It was from the last collection he put together before…

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VIDEO Danielle Staub in ‘Don’t Staub Believin” from The Dish

ByAsa Hawks

It was announced last week that The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s in-house prostitution wh0re Danielle Staub would not be returning for Season 3 of the hit Bravo series and it left many wondering what Danielle would do instead. Vegas odds had “celebrity stripper” as the 6:1 favorite followed by getting her own reality show, musician, supermodel mom, and prostitute.

As it turns out the good bet was “getting her own reality show” because The Dish just released this preview trailer for Don’t Staub Believin’ which promises to give the world its first glimpse of the former Real Housewife as an actual real housewife!

PHOTOS Traveling Wilburys sighting! Jeff Lynne at Madeo

ByAsa Hawks

It’s not often the paparazzi catch a glimpse of a member of the greatest all-star band in the history of rock and roll, but such was the case Wednesday night when Traveling Wilburys co-founder Jeff Lynne was caught off guard arriving at the Madeo restaurant in Los Angeles! Don’t know who the Traveling Wilburys are? Don’t Know who Jeff Lynne is? Keep reading and become a better person!

MOVIE REVIEW The Last Exorcism delivers, to a point

ByAsa Hawks

The Last Exorcism doesn’t deliver on the shock-and-awe horror promised in the trailer, but it does deliver a fresh take on “the exorcism theme” with some fantastic acting and somewhat subdued – but nonetheless entertaining – BOO! moments. For me the film was a pleasant surprise… right up until the final ten minutes. (Spoilers included, though I don’t give away the disappointing ending.)

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“The Situation” can’t trademark “The Situation”

ByDarren O

Jersey Shore and soon to be DWTS personality Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has had a request to trademark “The Situation” denied. Find out why his application was rejected and how he isn’t the first Jersey Shore cast member to be told no friggin way!

VIDEO: Band of Horses surprises Oslo couple by performing at their wedding

ByDarren O

So this couple from Oslo, Norway gets engaged at a Band of Horses show. Much later they realize Band of Horses will be back in town during their wedding and they feel compelled to write the band. So, of course, BoH show up unannounced at their wedding and play a devastating version of their tune “Marry Song.” Wait, what!?!

This happened and we have video of the performance that can reinvigorate hope in the best of man. It’s that good folks.

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VIDEO Phil Davison for Stark County treasurer

ByAsa Hawks

Watch what could very well be the most impassioned campaign speech in the history of mankind! Only Phil Davison knows how important it is to the future of humanity that he receive the Republican nomination for Stark County Treasurer! Watch the amazing video and see what I think is Phil’s inspiration and his true calling, assuming that it isn’t local politics.

The Amazing Race has cast former Miss South Carolina Stephanie Smith

ByDarren O

Last year’s casting of pageant queen Caite Upton was apparently good medicine for CBS because they have cast three former pageant state champions for the upcoming 17th season of The Amazing Race. The lovely lady you see is another former South Carolina gal, Stephanie Smith. The 23-year-old will be teamed up with her new boyfriend Chad Waltrip in a quest to win the grand prize in the popular globe-trotting reality show.

Read on for photos, videos, bio and more!

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5 Megamind character posters: Metro Man, Minion, Roxanne, Tighten, Megamind

ByAsa Hawks

Dreamworks has released character posters for five of the main characters from the upcoming animated 3D film Megamind including Megamind himself (Will Ferrell), Metro Man (Brad Pitt), Tighten (Jonah Hill), Roxanne Ritchi (Tina Fey) and Minion (David Cross)! Click to see the posters and watch the latest trailer for what is looking to be another well-done all-ages animated superhero flick!

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VIDEO A blowoutless Pauly D fresh out of the shower

ByAsa Hawks

DJ Pauly D looks more like DJ Pauly Bieber in this hilarious video clip from Jersey Shore! Pauly has just gotten out of the shower and decides to share his “natural” look with roommates Sammi and Angelina, who serenade him with awwwwws and giggles before swooping in with combs and brushes for an impromptu hairstyle makeover!

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PHOTOS from the set of Captain America: The First Avenger

ByAsa Hawks

Filming has begun on Marvel’s Captain America: The First Avenger and the first photos from the set are beginning to surface! This batch of Cap snaps feature Steve Rodgers in costume riding a WWII era U.S. Army Indian motorcycle riding around the countryside in England as well as a couple Hydra agents on some Power Rangers inspired futuristic choppers from the past!

Did Basketball Wives star Gloria Govan assault Matt Barnes?

ByDarren O

L.A. Laker guard Matt Barnes was arrested last night on charges of Domestic Violence. The rumored woman involved is Gloria Govan, the star of VH1’s show Basketball Wives. Barnes has come to his own defense, going as far as to claim that he was the victim. Read on to find out about the arrest and see the comments Barnes has made accusing Govan of assaulting him!

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Lou Reed diss causes Susan Boyle to flee ‘America!’

ByDarren O

While Lou Reed and Susan Boyle may both be honorary members of the “hard to look at music star club” Reed apparently wanted nothing to do with Susan Boyle singing any of his songs.

Boyle was set to sing his tune “Perfect Day” when Reed at the last minute said no. Find out what prompted the diss and why Boyle responded by fleeing the country!

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First photos of Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

ByStarcasm Staff

For all us addicted to the late Stieg Larsson’s Millenium Trilogy, this is pretty exciting. The first photos of Rooney Mara in character as Lisbeth Salander while filming the U.S. version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo have leaked. Thankfully she looks a little less styled-edgy, and more like a true lone spirit than…

AUDIO Joe Montana debunks ‘Rudy’ myth

ByDarren O

Joe Montana is a living legend and one of the most recognized Notre Dame football alums alive. In a radio interview with Dan Patrick he gave some surprisingly candid answers when asked about the adored ode to Notre Dame football film Rudy.

Hear what he had to say and read the full transcript of Montana debunking much of the film that has moved so many, especially all those die-hard golden domers!