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VIDEOS Jersey Shore’s Vinny spoofs Old Spice ad plus an extended season 3 trailer

ByDarren O

Starcasm has been a huge fan of Old Spice’s “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like” commercials since the very first one appeared over the TV airwaves. We’ve also shown mad love for all the would be reality starts hustling down along the Jersey Shore. Well two of our pop-culture worlds have collided as Vinny Guadagnino from JS has thrown down with his own Isaiah Mustafa impersonation in a spot for MTV!

Bonus: Catch a fantastic extended trailer for season 3 set to begin on January 6th.

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PHOTOS BIO The Bachelorette 2011 Ashley Hebert

ByAsa Hawks

Meet Ashley Hebert, a 26-year-old dance instructor originally from Madawaska, Maine and currently enrolled at the University of Pennsylvania School of Dental Medicine in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Ashley is one of 30 women that will be competing on Season 15 of The Bachelor in which Brad Womack tries for the second time to find the love of his life. The season premiere is set for Monday, January 3 at 8/7c on ABC, but for those fans of The Bachelor out there with little patience I offer up just about all the info there is to find on the internet pertaining to the very attractive and super-fit Ashley Hebert in this edition of The Bachelor Files!

VIDEO Kristen Schaal’s new porn name generator from ‘Conan’

ByDarren O

The very talented and funny Kristen Schaal made an appearance on “Conan” last night to discuss her sex book, her rise in the comedy ranks but most importantly a new and improved means by which one can generate their own adult-film-star name.

See the funny clip and then check out two sexy pics of Conan’s alter egos Pebbles Kennard and Appletini Badsex!

PHOTOS VIDEO Gwyneth Paltrow in ‘Country Strong’

ByAsa Hawks

Washed up alcoholic country singers never looked as good as Gwyneth Paltrow’s Kelly Canter in the movie Country Strong!

The downright perty actress doesn’t quite have the same honky-tonk weary look as Jeff Bridges’ Bad Blake from last year’s similar country music feature Crazy Heart, but not even the hardcore country music fans among us are going to complain too much with something so pleasing on the eyes splashed across the big screen. Keep reading for hi-res pictures of Gwyneth as Kelly Canter and to watch the music video for “Country Strong.”

Fired Betty Ford employee Dawn Holland was paid over $10,000 by TMZ for Lindsay Lohan story

ByStarcasm Staff

Earlier today TMZ broke a story about a physical altercation between Lindsay Lohan and a Betty Ford sober house staff member (now revealed to be Dawn Holland) that occurred Oct. 12. Lindsay reportedly came home a few minutes after her curfew (the same night her roommates had allegedly been at a bar) and some sort…

Sexy Photos – Paz de la Huerta talks school violence, feeling like an orphan

ByStarcasm Staff

Paz de la Huerta is probably best known as the naked girl on Boardwalk Empire, a state that is more comfortable for her than being clothed, and she doesn’t seem to be planning on putting her clothes back on anytime soon. She stripped bare again for Paper Magazine, dishing equal helpings of skin and confessions,…

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MUG SHOT PHOTO Artist Thomas Kinkade sentenced to jail for DUI

ByAsa Hawks

The self-proclaimed “Painter of Light” and “most collected artist in America” Thomas Kinkade may be adding some new subject matter to his famous line of sugar-coated Bob Ross renditions of snowy cabins in the woods, Jesuses and flowery gazebos – namely views from inside a prison cell! Keep reading for the details of his arrests and prison sentence

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PHOTOS – Bret Michaels is finally engaged to Kristi Lynn Gibson, girlfriend of 16 years

ByStarcasm Staff

Last night Bret Michaels finally proposed to his girlfriend of 16 years Kristi Lynn Gibson on the finale of his reality show Bret Michaels: Life As I Know It. The couple immediately told their children 10-year-old Raine Elizabeth Sychak and -year-old Jorja Bleu Sychak. The couple’s relationship has somehow survived multiple seasons of Rock of…

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PHOTO Fan gropes Lady Gaga’s ta-tas

ByDarren O

Lady Gaga was recently crowded by her little monsters as she left her room at The Park Hyatt, in Paris, France. During the unexpected meet and greet a female French fan took it upon herself to say hello in a rather secretive boob groping French fashion. Check out the Gaga ta-ta snag as well as another Paris, well Perez Hilton, doing the exact same thing just days before!

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Lindsay Lohan violence with a staff member at Betty Ford after a night out at a bar?

ByStarcasm Staff

On December 12, Lindsay Lohan (who’s seemed to have been doing so well lately) allegedly snuck out of the Betty Ford center with her roomates  at the sober house to go to a bar. When they returned home Lindsay allegedly got in a fight with a staff member, resulting in a 1:03 a.m. call to…

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PHOTO VIDEOS Christopher Tierney injured during ‘Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark’ broadway show

ByAsa Hawks

The Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark curse continued tonight when one of the actors who performs Spider-Man’s stunts was injured after falling into the orchestra pit. Keep reading for all the details, a photo of Spidey himself on a stretcher being loaded into an ambulance and a video of the moment when his cable broke!

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PHOTOS VIDEOS LeAnn Rimes as sexy Mrs. Claus with Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles

ByAsa Hawks

LeAnn Rimes wore a very sexy Mrs. Claus costume to perform at the Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles’ annual Christmas Concert yesterday and tweeted a few photos of herself wearing it backstage! Keep reading for the photos as well as a couple audience video recordings of a couple of her performances with the Chorus!

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PHOTO Shania Twain and Frederic Thiebaud are engaged!

ByAsa Hawks

In a real-life version of Wife Swap, country music superstar Shania Twain is now officially engaged to Frederic Thiebaud, the man who was married to the woman Shania’s ex had an affair with! That there’s a country song that writes itself! Keep reading for all the confusing happy ending details as well as a photo of Shania, Frederic and their children on vacation together!

PHOTOS: Paris Hilton adopts ‘Sid Vicious’ while performing mandatory community service

ByDarren O

The best thing to ever happen to a little lost Vegas chihuahua by the name of Skeet was for Hollywood socialite Paris Hilton to get busted for drug possession while partying at a casino on the strip. See two great candid photos of Paris with the little guy now named Sid Vicious whom she adopted while performing mandatory community service at The Animal Foundation of Las Vegas.

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PHOTO Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and Sophia at Disney World

ByAsa Hawks

Leaving behind the frigid temperatures of her hometown of Council Bluffs, Iowa Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, her daughter Sophia and mom Debra Danielson headed to Orlando, Florida for a fun-filled visit to Disney World! See a picture of Farrah and Sophia (fully Minnie-eared) having a blast in front of the famous Magical Kingdom castle!

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Teen Mom’s Gary Shirley dropping serious cash but not on daughter Leah

ByDarren O

If you’re dropping $6,000 on a boys weekend in Miami while pinching pennies when it comes to your baby daughter you’re working on an exclusive membership to the bad-dad club. We’re talking to you Mr. Gary Shirley!

Read on for a detailed bachelorfied list of things Gary has bought while not showing little Leah any of that monetary affection.

NFL receiver who blamed God for dropped pass allegedly tweets his johnson

ByDarren O

Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson has burst on to the scene this year with a highlight fueled 2010 campaign. The flamboyant player who fits the role of diva wide out to a tee recently made headlines for blaming God via Twitter for a crucial dropped pass in a game vs the Pittsburgh Steelers that could have won the game. Well according to MTO he’s gone and done a Favre and sent Johnson’s johnson out into the world to view. Find out about the deets and get a direct link to the “reveal” here.

VIDEO: Danielle Staub gets “Social” at Prince Malik’s for new show

ByDarren O

Danielle Staub is moving on from her fame launching run on Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey for hopefully greener pastures on Wealth TV. In an upcoming show called Social Staub plays the role of a modern day Robin Leach as she visits the rich and famous for behind-the-scenes peeks into their glamorous and mysterious lives. Check out a clip posted by record producer Prince Malik of Staub blown away by actually wealthy and famous celebs like Prince who have the gusto to Segway around their mansions!

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Why did Josh and Zac Farro leave Paramore? Will Haley Williams leave?

ByStarcasm Staff

Two members of the Haley Williams fronted band Paramore are leaving the band, but the other two members have seen it coming for at least a year. “A couple of months ago, Josh and Zac let us know they would be leaving the band after our show in Orlando last Sunday. None of us were…

Smallville actor Sam Jones III pleads guilty to trafficking oxycodone (Hillbilly Heroin)

ByStarcasm Staff

Smallville actor and boyfriend of one of Hugh Hefner’s ex twin girlfriends Karissa Shannon, has pled guilty to trafficking 100,000 oxycodone pills E News reports (via The Superficial.) Jones, 27, was busted at his Canoga Park, Calif., home last year for allegedly trying to sling the painkiller otherwise known as “hillbilly heroin.” Today, he pleaded…

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PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans’ new boyfriend Kieffer Delp

ByAsa Hawks

Drama fans the world over are eagerly awaiting the series premiere of Teen Mom 2 and the return of teen drama mama Jenelle Evans! And in case you haven’t heard, America’s favorite potty-mouthed pot-puffin’ party gal has a new man in her life. Boozin’ baby daddy beau Andrew Lewis is out and 20-year-old Kieffer Delp is in! Keep reading for photos and videos of Kieffer as well as a little background info that includes his arrest with an ex at a residential rehab facility in New Jersey. Oh the drama!

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Teen Mom 2: What’s wrong with Leah Messer and Corey Simms’ daughter Aliannah?

ByStarcasm Staff

Leah and Corey Simms from 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom 2 (now divorced) were celebrating their life as newlyweds, when they found that daughter Aliannah was developing more slowly than her twin sister Aleeah, and doctors are currently unable to tell exactly what’s wrong (according to this week’s US Weekly). She is unable to…

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PHOTO – Chelsea Houska is back together with baby daddy Adam Lind

ByStarcasm Staff

Chelsea Houska from MTV’s 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom 2 is back together with her baby’s father Adam Lind (who came off as a major insensitive a-hole in her 16 & Pregnant episode.) In November she tweeted the above photo of the two making out (via Chelsea Housak FB fanpage), and recently talked to…

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Is Kim Zolciak’s ex Big Poppa in foreclosure, broke?

ByStarcasm Staff

Kim Zolciak’s former sugar daddy, believed by everyone to be Lee Najjar, may not have much sugar left in his bowl. His Buckhead mansion (which was featured on MTV Cribs, and as Bill Murray’s house in Zombieland) is on the market for $25 million, which could mean many things (like he’s finally splitting from his…

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VIDEO The Black Swan and Showgirls trailer mash up

ByAsa Hawks

Chalk this one up to glorious inevitability! It’s the audio from The Black Swan movie trailer with video from Showgirls, the kitschy cult classic jiggle flick from 1995 starring Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan and Gina Gershon as Las Vegas showgirls. I guess it could be called The Black Swangirls.”

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PHOTOS Paris Hilton is the new sponsor for the SuperMartXé VIP motorcycle racing team

ByAsa Hawks

You’d think as a celebrity blogger I’d get tired of pictures of things between Paris Hilton’s legs, but the range of objects (and people) are so diverse I keep coming back for more!

The hot and throbbing thigh sandwich du jour this time around is a pink, white and baby blue motorcycle! The life-sized Barbie bike is from Paris Hilton’s new SuperMartXé VIP MotoGP racing team. Keep reading for lots of photos of Paris looking good and looking not so good!

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The Bachelor 15 photos and brief bios of all 30 women contestants

ByAsa Hawks

Here’s the story of a lovely bachelor,
Who was wooing up
thirty very lovely girls.
All of them had thoughts of fame,
like Vienna,
and not much rhymes with girls!

See photos and read brief bios of all 30 of the beautiful women competing for the heart of The Bachelor Brad Womack in Season 15 of the number one romantic reality competition on the planet! (You can click and hop from woman to woman just like Brad!)

VIDEO – Larry King’s son Cannon King impersonates his dad on final show

ByStarcasm Staff

Larry King hung up his suspenders and signed off of his iconic CNN show last night, but it looks like his 10-year-old son Cannon King is ready to take the showbiz reigns. He gave a hilarious impersonation of his dad fussing at him and his mom Shawn before the show. “Get in the car. I’m…

VIDEO Radio show host Ryder and Brandy of Wired 96.3 live on air smoking salvia

ByStarcasm Staff

Ryder from the Canadian radio show Ryder and Brandy “The Big Show” produced a counterpoint to the Miley Cyrus salvia video. Disturbed by the fact that Miley put so much attention on salvia, a highly intense hallucinogenic (legal in most U.S. States and Canada) drug that creates a much more potent effect than marijuana, Ryder…

Shakyra LaShae 'Vanity' "You're Cut Off"

Meet Shakyra LaShae from season 2 of VH1’s ‘You’re Cut Off’

ByDarren O

VH1 has announced the cast for their upcoming second season of “You’re Cut Off” the enjoyable show that attempts to scare queen bees straight by severing their seemingly endless and undeserved sources of money. One of the 8 young women who will be cut off from their purse strings is 25-year-old Brooklyn brick house Shakyra LaShae.

Check out bio info, photos and a fashion video from The Waldorf Astoria as we examine exactly why Shakyra’s friends call her ‘Vanity.’

PHOTO – Medium Allison Dubois, Camille Grammer’s friend, devours Kyle Richards while smoking an electronic cigarette
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PHOTO – Medium Allison Dubois, Camille Grammer’s friend, devours Kyle Richards while smoking an electronic cigarette

ByStarcasm Staff

The Real Housewives only truly deliver during surreal, slap-crazy dinner parties, and tonight was no exception with Faye Resnick and Medium psychic Allison Dubois. Camille invited the whole gang over to her house for a dinner party to get over the whole New York/fight that arouse over a comment that Camille seems to have made…

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VIDEO Teen Mom 2 preview trailer released with Jenelle, Chelsea, Leah and Kailyn

ByAsa Hawks

MTV unveils it’s newest additions to the Teen Mom franchise when Teen Mom 2 premieres January 11, documenting the further adventures of 16 and Pregnant vets Jenelle Evans, Leah Messer, Chelsea Houska and Kailyn Lowry. See the emotional, drama-packed preview trailer and read a brief synopsis of what’s in store for each of the girls in Season 1!

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Joe Giudice admits to forgery of Joe Mastropole and wife Teresa’s name on legal docs

ByStarcasm Staff

The story behind how Joe and Teresa Giudice maintained their behemoth spending habits for so long without having obvious income streams behind it is unraveling like a sweater attacked by wildebeests. But it’s looking like Teresa might be an innocent victim in all of this. While she was kept quiet with unlimited credit cards, Joe…

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16 & Pregnant, Teen Mom 2’s Leah and Corey are married!

ByStarcasm Staff

UPDATE: Leah filed for divorce from Corey in April 2011 after six months of marriage, and their divorce was reportedly finalized June 21, 2011. Leah Messer and Corey Simms, the only parents of twins (Aliannah and Aleeah) on the controversial teen pregnancy docudramas 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom 2, have tied the knot! They…

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VIDEO – Camille Grammer slams Faye Resnick on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

ByStarcasm Staff

Tonight on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills we’re re-introduced to a reality-star-before-there-were-reality stars: Faye Resnick of O.J. Simpson trial fame. Resnick made headlines when her friend Nicole Brown Simpson was murdered in 1994. She testified against O.J., claiming that he told her that he was going to kill Nicole. She later wrote several books about…

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PHOTOS The annual Kardashians Christmas Card 2010

ByAsa Hawks

The holiday season is officially here because the Jenners and Kardashians have posted their annual family Christmas card! This season America’s favorite reality show star making machine went with a super-stylized (and super-Photoshopped) retro Hollywood look as the entire family – including newest member Mason – posed on a massive and ornate staircase looking like a mix between Dynasty, The Addams Family and Goodfellas! Plus a few individual shots, including the always lovely Kim!

PHOTOS Jennifer Love Hewitt topless in “The Client List” promo pics

ByDarren O

One of the nominations announced yesterday for the Golden Globes may have slipped by most folks but I always pay attention when the name Jennifer Love Hewitt flashes across my screen. That’s right, J.L.H. received a nod for her portrayal of a wife and mother turned prostitute then police witness in the Lifetime film “The Client List.” In celebration of this feat check out some seriously sexy promo photos that should settle it for the voters. At least I know who should win now. WOW!

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Barbara Walters wants to know why Diddy won’t marry any of his baby-mommas

ByDarren O

Never one to shy away from difficult questions Barbara Walters “went there” and asked rap mogul Diddy why he hadn’t married any of his 3 baby-mommas on today’s episode of The View. In response, the calm and in in control demeanor that has made Diddy famous came through as he calmly explained his position. Sure it was awkward, but it was a great question from Walters and an equally honest and thoughtful answer from Diddy. Check it out!

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood’s boyfriend Clinton Yunker’s mug shots and baby mama Tara

ByAsa Hawks

Amber Portwood has moved on from baby daddy and ex-fiance Gary Shirley and is now seriously involved with Clinton Yunker, who she has been photographed with often all over their hometown of Anderson, Indiana. With Clinton Amber is once again demonstrating her affinity for danger because he, just like Amber’s date Chris from Season 2, has a history of run-ins with the law that include arrests in 2007 and 2010.

Keep reading to find out about Clinton’s legal difficulties as well as his 19-year-old baby mama and on-again, off-again girlfriend Tara who played an important part in one of the arrests!

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Meet Jennifer Jowett from season 2 of VH1’s ‘You’re Cut Off’

ByDarren O

VH1 has announced the cast for their upcoming second season of “You’re Cut Off” the enjoyable show that attempts to scare queen bees straight by severing their seemingly endless and undeserved sources of money. One of the 8 young women who will be cut off from their purse strings is 28-year-old blond bombshell Jennifer Jowett. Check out a fantastic selection of bikini photos and bio info for the artificially enhanced gal from West Hollywood.

Ann Ward modleing photos from her Facebook account
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PHOTOS America’s Next Top Model Ann Ward Vogue preview and pre-ANTM pics

ByAsa Hawks

See a preview picture of America’s Next Top Model winner Ann Ward (the 6’2″ skinny gal who made headlines when she was featured in a promo clip for this season) from her upcoming Italian Vogue photo shoot! Plus, pictures of Ann from before ANTM from her Facebook profile!

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Patrick House Before and After 181 lb. weight loss photos: Biggest Loser Season 10

ByStarcasm Staff

NBC’s Biggest Loser Season 10 winner Patrick House really needed the prize money. He lost his job as a sales rep this January and he told US Magazine “a lot of the money is going to pay back my family and friends that I borrowed from just to live this year.” Patrick slimmed down 181lbs….

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Nicole Richie wedding dress photo revealed!

ByStarcasm Staff

Nicole Richie wed long-time boyfriend, and father of her children Joel Madden of Good Charlotte this weekend, and now we finally know what the style-maven wore on her special day. Actually, she wore three Marchesa dresses, but here’s a pics of whimsical Marchesa inspired by Grace Kelly’s wedding gown (with mountains of tulle). She also…