The very talented and funny Kristen Schaal made an appearance on “Conan” last night to discuss her sex book, her rise in the comedy ranks but most importantly a new and improved means by which one can generate their own porn name.
Just about everyone knows of the old adult-film-actor name generatin’ technique which involves taking the name of your first pet and then adding the name of the street you grew up on. This has been a masterful party conversation starter but I think Schaal’s idea may trump the standard.
In case you’re wondering, Conan’s porn name via the old school method is Pebbles Kennard. As for Katie, well I had a belly laugh when she revealed it’s Buster Service Ramp. Here’s the clip of the really funny interview from last night’s broadcast of “Conan” which featured a new set decorated with massive hamburgers:
So here’s the new and improved means by which we all can know our true adult-film-star name. You take your favorite alcoholic beverage and then your biggest insecurity. That’s it plain and simple. Conan stated that his name would then be Appletini Badsex. Of course Andy Richter had to throw in his new and improved name which would be Tequila Shirtless.
As a tribute to Conan’s other screen names here are two photos I was able to dig up of Coco’s other personalities. Image number one is a dead sexy shot of Pebbles Kennard gettin’ all wet for a scene!
Pebbles Kennard:
And here’s Mr. Appletini Badsex flashing his throbbing good looks in leather.
Appletini Badsex:
You know we like to be revealing here at Starcasm so I’ll share my new adult film actor name, Yuengling Bighead. So what would your performer name be with this new method? We’d love to hear it!
Top Photo: Newscom
