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Trooper saves mom choking on seat belt after 3-year-old slipped out of car seat

An alert Florida state trooper rescued a woman who was choking on a seat belt after she got entangled while trying to get her 3-year-old daughter fastened back into her car seat. The strange incident occurred while the family was returning home after a Thanksgiving dinner. Get details on how she became trapped and Trooper Brad Wagner’s heroic actions.

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Florida principal suspended after “regretful” unannounced active shooter drill

A Florida middle school principal has been suspended after a decision to administer an unannounced lock down drill that had the school’s SRO officer and a patrol officer going door to door brandishing firearms. The incident drew national attention and a tidal wave of criticism as a number of students were said to have been terribly frightened by the armed men – believing that they were under siege and claiming that during the procedure guns were pointed directly at them. Get statements from the local police chief, the school board and outraged parents about the incident.

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PHOTOS Florida State student finds library shooter bullet in his backpack

Shortly after midnight last night, a gunman opened fire in a library at Florida State University, wounding three students before the shooter was killed by police. Another student is lucky he wasn’t one of those wounded, or even killed, after he discovered one of the gunman’s bullets lodged in his backpack after puncturing two books he had just checked out from the library.

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Teen mom puts baby in trunk to avoid ticket for not having a car seat

A teen mom from Florida has been arrested and faces a number of serious charges after she opted to put her baby in the trunk of her car in hopes of avoiding a ticket because she did not have a car seat. Get the details on the terrible decision made by Breona Synclair Watkins including the extremely dangerous items the baby was found on and near in the trunk when discovered by the police.

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Trio barricaded in meth lab have gun fight with imaginary attackers

Three people barricaded in their meth lab were arrested in Northwest Florida after they engaged in a gunfight with attackers who turned out to be figments of their imagination. Learn about the unbelievably crazy scene where things were breaking bad – like throwing a toilet at people that do not exist bad…

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Florida man stands his ground against kid’s ‘illegal’ lemonade stand

A Florida man is so sick and tired of a punk kid in his neighborhood ruining his life that he’s emailed City Hall on numerous occasions just to try to restore some semblance of sanity – and so far he’s received zero justice. Find out why 61-year-old Dana Wilkey is furious over 12-year-old T.J. Guerrero’s “illegal” corner street business – a stand where he sells lemonade and cookies.

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Florida pageant mom fed daughter tapeworms so she’d lose weight

During a recent episode of Untold Stories of the ER a nurse shared an unbelievable story about the lengths a Florida woman will go to in order to be a really crappy mom. Get the head shaking, disgusting details of what is alleged to have transpired as well as the dramatic reenactment video via the show.

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Florida kid who stole 2 school buses steals truck after failing to steal mom’s car, go-kart

The 12-year-old from Bay County, Florida who’s internet infamous for having stolen 2 school buses has struck again. This time he stole a truck after he tried to steal a go-kart. Find out what local authorities had to say about Michael Propst’s latest crimes.

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Florida bride brawls with knife wielding accidental photobomber

It’s time for a another public service announcement from your friends here at Starcasm. Florida, weddings, photo bombs and knives do not mix! Find out how a beach vendor found himself beaten and holding off an irate wedding party by wielding a filet knife he managed to procure from his truck.

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Florida kid steals second school bus after stealing aunt’s truck

The same 12-year-old boy who stole a Bay County, Florida school bus and took it for a joy ride back in June was BUS-ted for stealing another school bus Wednesday. This second cheese wagon abduction happened less than 24 hours after the kid appeared in court for stealing the first student transportation device! Get the gut-BUStingly hilarious quotes from the area police and find out how he got er done this time (including jacking his aunt’s truck) and how he eventually got caught.

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Florida woman does pantless yoga beside running truck in middle of road

Don’t do heroin. Don’t do heroin and then try to do yoga by your truck. Don’t remove your pants and leave your truck running in the middle of the road after doing heroin and attempting to do yoga. This Florida PSA is brought to you by 51-year-old Michele Cernak of Ocala, Florida

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Nub City: The fascinating backstory of the film Vernon, Florida

The 1981 film Vernon, Florida by Errol Morris has become an underground classic and a textbook example of the captivation of well-made documentary storytelling. It turns out that the impetus for Morris to head to this small town might very well be the best Florida story you’ll ever read. Find out how two dust-ups, one involving Morris and another involving a City Councilwoman, her barefoot son and her late husband with a hook for a hand, highlight the amazing history of a place once called “Nub City.”

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Spurned woman pulls knife on man who once dropped weed-filled trousers on cops

It’s highly unlikely that Crue Finley will ever forget his evening spent with Elizabeth Highley as he learned the hard way that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. And in perfect Florida fashion it turns out that Crue had his own unforgettable run-in with the law last year.

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Florida man in truck shoots fleeing son on riding lawn mower

In the panhandle of Florida you never know what ya’ might get on a hot summer Friday night. If you were around Breastworks Road in Escambia County, for example, you might have seen a man in a pick up truck shooting his son that was trying to make a getaway on a riding lawn mower George Jones style. Country songwriters read on and get inspired!

MUG SHOT Affluent accountant arrested for imprisoning three women for use as sex slaves

An affluent Florida accountant has been charged with three counts of human trafficking after detectives discovered he was detaining three women for use as personal sex slaves and prostitutes. He allegedly imprisoned the women by keeping them addicted to drugs, setting booby traps, watching them on surveillance cameras and threatening them with homemade weapons.

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Woman with best Florida name ever arrested for firing missile at car

A Florida woman was arrested for firing a missile at a car. This news in and of itself wouldn’t qualify for a “Florida newsworthy story” but the perp’s name certainly does! Find out our gal’s Floridariffic name and then really have your mind blown when you find out what she was arrested for on a prior occasion.

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Homeless Florida teen valedictorian never gave up in honor of late mom

Stories about Floridians gone wrong and teens gone wrong are omnipresent on the internet (I’m certainly guilty). Mr. Griffin Furlong has a life story that turns those themes on their head while teaching us all a lesson about determination and perseverance. Learn about Griffin and how the memory of his mother and the faith in one simple motto written on the inside of any baseball cap he’s ever called his own kept him on target to accomplish great things.

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VIDEO Florida teens steal car with baby inside, return baby minutes later

Watch the incredible video of a 10-month-old baby that was temporarily kidnapped during a car theft being dropped off at a doorstep by one of the thieves as detectives with the St. Petersburg, Florida Police Department are seeking the public’s assistance in tracking down the two male teens who committed the crime.

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Florida teen earns college degree at 16 a week before graduating high school

Grace Bush is 16, has 8 siblings and enjoys playing the flute. Oh yeah, she also just received a bachelor’s degree a week before her high school graduation. Read on for her inspiring story that turns all this “Florida news” and “teens acting up” stuff on its head.

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Florida woman gives birth in motel tub, chews off umbilical cord during crack binge

An infant is in critical condition after his mother told police she gave birth in a motel bathtub following a 24-hour crack binge. Get the details behind this tragic and insane series of events that involved a drug binge by a mother who has a 16-year-old born addicted to drugs and the father of the newborn who got pulled over during the madness and was arrested because he had a warrant for attempted murder in Colorado.

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VIDEO Florida teacher fired for encouraging attack on 7th grader

A veteran Florida teacher has been fired after she allegedly orchestrated an attack on one of her own students after getting into an argument with the 7th grader during class. See surveillance footage of the event and find out what a rep for the school district as well as the young man’s mother had to say about the decision.

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PHOTO Fall in love with Bill Murray’s PBR pants, everyone else has!

During his annual Caddyshack Charity Golf Tournament yesterday in Florida Bill Murray reminded us all that he’s a true national treasure, a masterful stylist and that stories from Florida can be awesome – and not in a bad way.

PBR pants. The man rocked awesome Pabst Blue Ribbon pants – because he can!

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RAW VIDEO Florida mom fights middle schooler she says was bullying her daughter

A Florida mom was arrested after she got into a violent fight with a middle school-aged girl she claimed was bullying her daughter and the crazy scene was caught on cell phone video. See the hard-to-find original raw footage shared by the mother of the young man who filmed the fight, find out what the irate mom had to say after the incident as well comments from, and the status of, the 12-year-old who suffered wounds and a chipped tooth from the brawl.

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Florida man arrested after neighbors claim he had sex with pit bull in yard

57-year-old convicted felon Bernard Marsonek was arrested in Tampa, Florida after multiple neighbors stated they witnessed him having sex with a pit bull in broad day light. Find out what police found on Marsonek’s property after obtaining a warrant and the charges now levied against him.

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Parent’s decision, daughter’s “SUCK IT” Facebook post cost family $80,000

A former head of a private school in Miami, Florida has been denied an $80,000 discrimination settlement after his teenage daughter boasted about the court’s decision via Facebook. Find out what the teenager’s post said in particular, the parent’s difficult decision and how all of it added up to a big loss for the family.

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Florida woman discovers it’s unwise to use 911 for a booty call

58-year-old Maria Montenez-Colon was arrested Friday night in her hometown of Punta Gorda, Florida after she asked 911 dispatchers to send an officer that she found easy on the eyes back to her place for some “extra duty.” Get all the Florida-filled details of Maria’s allegedly repeated failed attempts at seducing her officer friendly.

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Florida man arrested for soaking yelping puppy having seizure in hot sauce

Officers in Sarasota, Florida received a call in the wee hours of Sunday morning from a woman who claimed that her boyfriend had covered her 3-month-old puppy Gizmo in hot sauce. Find out why this man allegedly committed this terrible act, what police did and the fate as it stands currently for little Gizmo.

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Florida man shot dead at Lone Survivor viewing over noisy texting dispute

This afternoon at a movie theater in Wesley Chapel, Florida a man was shot dead after two couples got into an argument over noisy texting, according to police. Get the latest on the theater shooting, including statements from the local Sheriff and a witness who was in the theater at the time of the killing.

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Florida man shoots up co-worker’s car over Walmart Employee of the Month row

Florida Walmart associate Willie Mitchell was so fed up over an Employee of the Month situation that he brandished a gun and shot at a co-worker’s car, and no I’m not talking about that crappy Dane Cook movie either! Florida + Gun + Walmart + Mugshot + amazing quote from the Sheriff’s Office = awesome.

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PHOTOS Man in Duck Dynasty beard and bandana disguise robs bank in Florida

It seems the Duck Dynasty boys may have a black sheep sibling named Bank, as in Bank Robertson! Police in Ocoee, Florida are looking for a man who donned a beard and bandana inspired by the show to hold up a Fifth Third Bank on Friday afternoon. Keep reading to see photos of “Jase James” in action from security camera stills released by police.

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VIDEOS Florida man arrested dozens of times while trespassing at work

28-year-old Earl Sampson of Miami Gardens, Florida has been stopped and questioned by police in his hometown 258 times in just four years, searched more than 100 times and arrested on 56 occasions. Most of his arrests were for trespassing at the convenience store where he works and his worst offense was minor possession of marijuana. Store owner Alex Saleh was so troubled by what what was happening he installed multiple cameras not for his own security but to protect his employees and patrons against the police. See a video of Sampson getting arrested right after taking the trash out and other clips of incidents involving the police at the business. Also read why Saleh intends on filing a federal civil rights lawsuit and what officials with Miami Gardens didn’t have to say about the accusations.

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Florida mom tasered by officer holding toddler she tossed at him

28-year-old Tamika Williams of Orlando, Florida was arrested after a violent scene unfolded which resulted in her being tasered by an officer who was holding her 2-year-old-daughter that she had tossed at him. Read on for how this madness happened, what charges she now faces and the fate of her little girl.

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VIDEO 911 dispatcher suspended for being on cell while man died of heart attack pulls gun on reporter

A Volusia County, Florida 911 dispatcher is facing a 5-day suspension after video revealed she was distracted by her personal cellphone while the person she was training was handling a call relating to a man suffering a heart attack. The man died as the ambulance was sent to the wrong location. And now the suspended dispatcher has been arrested today for pulling a gun on a reporter who was trying to follow up!

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Drunk, genital-exposing man reminds us Florida had Halloween too

While celebrities dressed as other celebrities, mostly Miley Cyrus – or her tongue, and network news programs tried to out-awkward each other, a man exposing his drunk-junk to trick-or-treaters and the cop that arrested him reminded us all that Florida celebrated Halloween too!