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Julianne Hough: Too hot for CMT but cool enough for Bieber shades

Check out Julianne Hough’s funny tweet out to Justin Bieber. All you need is a funny pose, a cheap pair of shades and the love of Ryan Seacrest and you too could be tweetin’ the Biebs!

Bonus Find out the 80’s classic movie that Hough is set to star in that sent this blogger into a balloon kickin’, tractor chicken challengin’ rage!

Top 10 quotes from You’re Cut Off season 2 premiere
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Top 10 quotes from You’re Cut Off season 2 premiere

Check out our 10 favorite quotes from the premiere episode for season 2 of You’re Cut Off in addition to photos of the new crop of pampered princesses. For example:

“I know I’m not stupid. My high school GPA was like two-point-something but I’m not a handyman.”

Bonus You can also watch the entire first episode here before its televised premiere tonight that includes one queen bee who doesn’t even make it through the first day!

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MUG SHOT PHOTO Kieffer Delp, boyfriend of Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2

Ever since we first broke news that 16 & Preganant and upcoming Teen Mom 2 cast mate Jenelle Evans was smoking marijuana while pregnant it seems like it’s been one scandal after another for the young mother. More details have come to light on her and current boyfriend Kieffer Delp’s arrest including our boy’s mug shot. Find out the latest for the trouble-making mommy as we gear up for next week’s premiere of TM2!

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Former ‘Bachelorette’ DeAnna Pappas blogs about being rejected by ‘Bachelor’ Brad Womack

When Bachelor Brad Womack decided not to give a rose to either of the final two girls during his first run he sent fans into a tailspin. One of these two ladies was DeAnna Pappas who went on to become The Bachelorette to find love not with her selection but with the brother of a previous Bachelorette contestant!

Well DeAnna has decide to blog about Brad’s return providing thoughts on the hunky Texan and the girls who are vying for his love including who her favorites are and who she thinks the next Bachelorette will be!

Man arrested for intent to detonate home made sex toy explosive while in use

I’ve heard many a news of the weird revenge stories in my line of work but one Mr. Terry Allen Lester may just be the Dr. Evil of mulleted angry boyfriends. You see Terry had a plan and that plan involved buckshot, gun powder, wiring, a trigger and most importantly a Trojan horse in the form of a sex toy left for his ex-girlfriend. That’s right blogosphere, Terry Lester made a bomb out of a sex toy and allegedly had plans to detonate it later while in use by his intended target. Read on for the wicked deets that’s sending “vibrations” through the interwebs.

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VIDEO: Golden voiced Ted Williams 2008 ‘I Got My Whiskey’ promo

If you’re like us and can’t get enough of the golden voiced Ted Williams then check out this incredible video clip for a 2008 promo that he did the voice over for. So what’s the event he’s pushing you ask? The answer would be; Mel Waiter’s BYOB New Years Eve show in Columbus, Ohio for his “I Got My Whiskey” tour. Sometimes this stuff just writes itself!

Michalka sisters heat up People’s Choice red carpet

Amanda and Alyson Michalka who form the sister duo band 78Violet wowed on the red carpet yesterday for the 2011 People’s Choice Awards. The Disney vets who recently changed their band name from Aly & AJ took separate fashion paths but both looked amazing as the wall of cameras on hand couldn’t get enough. Check these sexy sisters out!

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Simon Le Bon’s famous ‘banana’ has been MIA for decades

In a recent interview with Q Magazine Duran Duran lead singer Simon Le Bon unloaded quite a shocking bit of information when he revealed that his famous ‘banana’ has been MIA for decades. See photos and a video of his ‘banana’ and in case you’re wondering; yes he IS talking about peen in the quote!

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VIDEO Homeless man Ted Williams has best radio voice in America

Homeless man Ted Williams from Columbus, Ohio has a home made sign that reads:

“I have a God given gift of voice, I’m an ex-radio announcer who has fallen on hard times. PLEASE! any help will be greatfully appreciated. Thank you and God bless you. Happy Holidays.”

See the incredible video that backs up his claim and demonstrates a voice that could move mountains. What a clip!

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Robert De Niro making funny faces for soft-core ‘Sam’s Song’

Legendary actor Robert De Niro recently stated that he enjoyed working on a soft-core film called “Sam’s Song.” The film, from ’69 of course, features a mind blowingly mustached De Niro cavorting around with a hot young blond. Read De Niro’s comments about the role and the full SFW version of the film right here!

Bonus: See arguably the best funny face gallery in existence that I was able to pull from the film. It may just overtake “Sad Keanu” as the new viral image trend!

Spike TV to premiere globe trotting tattoo hunter ‘Permanent Mark’ tonight

Spike TV is ready to premiere a three-part series that follows tattoo wild man Mark Walters as he searches the globe for the most extreme ink known to man. The series takes its name from the moniker of the man which is, wait for it, Permanent Mark. That’s a tough ink artist name to swallow, kind of like Michael Angelo from Dexter, but the dude does appear to be fearless in his search for exotic ink.

Read on for photos, video and a very interesting self bio from Permanent Mark Walters.

Meet the animated cast of ‘Bob’s Burgers’

Fox is set to premiere another animated series during their self proclaimed Sunday night “Animation Domination.” The show is called Bob’s Burgers and it follows the day-to-day life of third generation restaurateur Bob, his wife Linda, and his three children Louise, Gene and Tina.

Check out high-res photos of the family, read about the creation of the show as well as some funny Q&As given by the talented comedians who will be voicing the characters including Kristen Schaal.

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Who’s singing ‘Leaning on the Everlasting Arms’ at the end of True Grit?

The Coen brothers 2010 version of the western classic “True Grit” is receiving near universal high praise. One of the more interesting questions that movie goers have had after catching the film is, “Who is the woman singing the traditional hymn ‘Leaning on the Everlasting Arms’ while the closing credits roll?” Well it is my pleasure to answer that very question because she happens to be one of my all time favorites.

See videos and find links to purchase the music of an artist whose unique voice was also selected to close out the much loved TV drama Northern Exposure

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Who is the girl in True Grit? Actress Hailee Steinfeld photos, info, videos, Oscar buzz for Mattie Ross

When the Coen brothers, (The Big Lebowski, No Country For Old Men) , decided to take on the daunting task of adapting the classic western film True Grit little did they realize that they would be creating their own cinematic version of television’s American Idol. The most critical element in the development of the film…

Milwaukee Wisconsin is the drunkest city in America

The Daily Beast has released their list of the drunkest cities in America and the town whose baseball mascot IS a brewer is the top sensation of our inebriation nation. In other words, what’s made Milwaukee famous is making Milwaukee famous again!

Find out the other cities in the top 10 and catch a tribute to beer-town from “The Killer” Jerry Lee Lewis.

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State of Indiana vs. Amber Portwood update: Leah returned to ‘Teen Mom’

Following her release from jail Teen Mom Amber Portwood will be reunited with daughter Leah under the close supervision of Indiana Child Protective Services. Find out the latest deets in regards to the altering of the “No-Contact Order” and whom Amber is now prevented from having any contact with.

Teyana Taylor partially denies leaked raunchy photos are her

Teyana Taylor is partially denying a post from MediaTakeOut that has some rather provocative photos of the ‘Google Me’ singer. The first couple of images that you see are racy but the final image which you have to take that dirty leap of faith and make an additional click to shows a spread eagle woman naked on a bed! See the SFW photos that Teyana admits are hers and then read her divatastic tweets in response to the whole controversy. Google her now and ya’ might get a surprise!

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State of Indiana vs. Amber Portwood update: No-Contact order issued

Find out the latest legal deets for Amber Portwood including a “no-contact” order that prohibits the Teen Mom star from having any form of contact with her daughter Leah. Also find out who will be responsible for Leah’s well being while this order remains in effect.

Bonus: See a street view image of the foreboding Madison County Jail where Amber is currently being held!

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VIDEOS Benjamin Millepied ballet and interviews

Benjamin Millepied is the lucky man who will call Natalie Portman wife! See videos of the ballet choreographer dancing and discussing his art including a red carpet interview from the Black Swan premiere in which he specifically mentions “the work and effort” he put in to helping Natalie!

Bonus: See a photo of the newly engaged parents to be at the Venice Film Festival together.

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood is in prison: State of Indiana vs. Amber Portwood!

Prosecutors in Madison County, Indiana have moved ahead with a legal case and have decided to charge Teen Mom Amber Portwood with three felony counts and one misdemeanor charge stemming from episodes of violence that took place in front of her baby daughter Leah! During an airing of the hit MTV show Amber was shown slapping baby-daddy Gary Shirley while her daughter was in the room. The case was opened December 27th and is officially titled State of Indiana vs. Amber Portwood.

Please read on for further details.

Lydia Hearst to portray Lindsay Lohan character in ‘Dogs In Pocketbooks’

Lydia Hearst, the daughter of infamous kidnapping victim Patricia Hearst and Grand-daughter of publishing magnate William Randolph Hearst, has been cast to portray Lindsay Lohan in a comedic vehicle that will take a satirical look at the troubled child actor turned adult. Find out about Lydia, see a pic of her with the A-list actor she’s dating, and check out some serious H-O-T lingerie photos of the highly sought out model while you’re at it.

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Hugh Jackman hit in the sack by Elizabeth Hurley’s alleged lover!

Things have not been going well lately for super talent Hugh Jackman. Wolverine was recently in the news for a well publicised injury suffered while repelling during a stunt for Oprah Winfrey’s visit to Australia. So what could be worse than that type of public stunt FAIL? How about a direct shot to Hugh Jackman’s sack-man in a cricket pitch from Elizabeth Hurley’s alleged lover Shane Warne!?!

That’s right! Take time to prepare yourself for the emotional impact of seeing a crotch shot impact happen down under to the man from the land down under!

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VIDEO Ke$ha Christmas song is a pisser

Pop singer Ke$ha is just getting stranger and stranger. Her wardrobe choices have always been in question but her latest stunt may have just taken the $’s cake. In a video posted via her YouTube channel Ke$ha belts out a sweet version of “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” when inexplicably an unnamed woman appears behind her in the snow and begins urinating.

I guess this is how Ke$ha says Merry Christmas folks!

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Brett Favre allegedly requested a video of Jenn Sterger masturbating

While NFL commissioner Roger Goodell drags his feet on taking disciplinary action on Brett Favre more and more scandalous reports surface in the ol’ sexting a photo of his penis to Jenn Sterger controversy. The latest alleged no-no involves a little request from the waffling QB for a video of Miss Sterger pleasuring herself. Could the NFL just make a decision and quit doing their own Brett Favre impersonation already?!?

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16 and Pregnant’s Ashley Salazar speaks candidly about adoption

In a candid interview 16 and Pregant’s Ashley Salazar opens up about the difficulties and hard choices she faced as she chose to give her baby daughter Callie up for adoption. Her comments are insightful, heart felt and give creedence to a recent study that indicates the show could help to prevent teen pregnancy.

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VIDEOS Jersey Shore’s Vinny spoofs Old Spice ad plus an extended season 3 trailer

Starcasm has been a huge fan of Old Spice’s “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like” commercials since the very first one appeared over the TV airwaves. We’ve also shown mad love for all the would be reality starts hustling down along the Jersey Shore. Well two of our pop-culture worlds have collided as Vinny Guadagnino from JS has thrown down with his own Isaiah Mustafa impersonation in a spot for MTV!

Bonus: Catch a fantastic extended trailer for season 3 set to begin on January 6th.

VIDEO Kristen Schaal’s new porn name generator from ‘Conan’

The very talented and funny Kristen Schaal made an appearance on “Conan” last night to discuss her sex book, her rise in the comedy ranks but most importantly a new and improved means by which one can generate their own adult-film-star name.

See the funny clip and then check out two sexy pics of Conan’s alter egos Pebbles Kennard and Appletini Badsex!

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PHOTO Fan gropes Lady Gaga’s ta-tas

Lady Gaga was recently crowded by her little monsters as she left her room at The Park Hyatt, in Paris, France. During the unexpected meet and greet a female French fan took it upon herself to say hello in a rather secretive boob groping French fashion. Check out the Gaga ta-ta snag as well as another Paris, well Perez Hilton, doing the exact same thing just days before!

PHOTOS: Paris Hilton adopts ‘Sid Vicious’ while performing mandatory community service

The best thing to ever happen to a little lost Vegas chihuahua by the name of Skeet was for Hollywood socialite Paris Hilton to get busted for drug possession while partying at a casino on the strip. See two great candid photos of Paris with the little guy now named Sid Vicious whom she adopted while performing mandatory community service at The Animal Foundation of Las Vegas.

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Teen Mom’s Gary Shirley dropping serious cash but not on daughter Leah

If you’re dropping $6,000 on a boys weekend in Miami while pinching pennies when it comes to your baby daughter you’re working on an exclusive membership to the bad-dad club. We’re talking to you Mr. Gary Shirley!

Read on for a detailed bachelorfied list of things Gary has bought while not showing little Leah any of that monetary affection.

NFL receiver who blamed God for dropped pass allegedly tweets his johnson

Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson has burst on to the scene this year with a highlight fueled 2010 campaign. The flamboyant player who fits the role of diva wide out to a tee recently made headlines for blaming God via Twitter for a crucial dropped pass in a game vs the Pittsburgh Steelers that could have won the game. Well according to MTO he’s gone and done a Favre and sent Johnson’s johnson out into the world to view. Find out about the deets and get a direct link to the “reveal” here.

VIDEO: Danielle Staub gets “Social” at Prince Malik’s for new show

Danielle Staub is moving on from her fame launching run on Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey for hopefully greener pastures on Wealth TV. In an upcoming show called Social Staub plays the role of a modern day Robin Leach as she visits the rich and famous for behind-the-scenes peeks into their glamorous and mysterious lives. Check out a clip posted by record producer Prince Malik of Staub blown away by actually wealthy and famous celebs like Prince who have the gusto to Segway around their mansions!

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Meet Shakyra LaShae from season 2 of VH1’s ‘You’re Cut Off’

VH1 has announced the cast for their upcoming second season of “You’re Cut Off” the enjoyable show that attempts to scare queen bees straight by severing their seemingly endless and undeserved sources of money. One of the 8 young women who will be cut off from their purse strings is 25-year-old Brooklyn brick house Shakyra LaShae.

Check out bio info, photos and a fashion video from The Waldorf Astoria as we examine exactly why Shakyra’s friends call her ‘Vanity.’

PHOTOS Jennifer Love Hewitt topless in “The Client List” promo pics

One of the nominations announced yesterday for the Golden Globes may have slipped by most folks but I always pay attention when the name Jennifer Love Hewitt flashes across my screen. That’s right, J.L.H. received a nod for her portrayal of a wife and mother turned prostitute then police witness in the Lifetime film “The Client List.” In celebration of this feat check out some seriously sexy promo photos that should settle it for the voters. At least I know who should win now. WOW!

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Barbara Walters wants to know why Diddy won’t marry any of his baby-mommas

Never one to shy away from difficult questions Barbara Walters “went there” and asked rap mogul Diddy why he hadn’t married any of his 3 baby-mommas on today’s episode of The View. In response, the calm and in in control demeanor that has made Diddy famous came through as he calmly explained his position. Sure it was awkward, but it was a great question from Walters and an equally honest and thoughtful answer from Diddy. Check it out!

Jennifer Jowett "You're Cut Off."
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Meet Jennifer Jowett from season 2 of VH1’s ‘You’re Cut Off’

VH1 has announced the cast for their upcoming second season of “You’re Cut Off” the enjoyable show that attempts to scare queen bees straight by severing their seemingly endless and undeserved sources of money. One of the 8 young women who will be cut off from their purse strings is 28-year-old blond bombshell Jennifer Jowett. Check out a fantastic selection of bikini photos and bio info for the artificially enhanced gal from West Hollywood.

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Meet Jessica Koussevitzky from season 2 of VH1’s ‘You’re Cut Off’

VH1 has announced the cast for their upcoming second season of “You’re Cut Off” the enjoyable show that attempts to scare queen bees straight by severing their seemingly endless and undeserved sources of money. One of the 8 young women who will be cut off from their purse strings is 23-year-old Jessica Koussevitzky from Palm Beach, FL.

Check out bio info, photos and a red carpet video of the south Florida gal who once converted an entire bedroom at her beach front condo into a walk-in closet just to house her clothes.

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‘Dexter’ co-stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter cut ties

Like blood slides hidden in a window unit air conditioner sometimes celebrity news can surprise you. Such is the case with the latest Hollywood marriage gone Splitsville. Dexter co-stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are officially calling it quits.

Read the joint statement that sounds like it came from Dexter’s dark passenger.

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Video: Nicolas Cage flashes screaming Romanian rage

It has become patently clear as Nicolas Cage’s career has progressed that the dude is not quite all there. He’s done so many off center things that I will not bother trying to list them all here. The notoriously strange actor is currently in Romania filming Ghost Rider 2, yes there’s going to be another one, and a recent night on the town turned into a Cage rage scream fest outside of a club which was inevitably caught on video. Check out Ragin’ Nicolas Cage in an expletive filled blurry European filmed tirade right here!

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Elizabeth Hurley forced to admit split via Twitter

The British tabloids have been on top of Elizabeth Hurley almost as much as I’d like to be recently for an alleged affair with Australian cricket pro Shane Warne. Innuendo was flying left and right about random secret rendezvous with the whole story exploding recently with a report that the two were spotted sneaking into a London hotel together. All of these reports forced the hand of the British bikini bombshell as she took to her Twitter account of all places to announce that she had split “weeks ago” with her husband Arun Nayar.

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Miss Tennessee U.S.A. 2006 Lauren Grissom cast for Season 2 of VH1’s ‘You’re Cut Off’

VH1 has announced the cast for their upcoming second season of “You’re Cut Off” the enjoyable show that attempts to scare queen bees straight by severing their seemingly endless and undeserved sources of money. One of the 8 young women who will be cut off from their purse strings is former 2006 Miss Tennessee U.S.A. Lauren Grissom.

Check out bio info, videos and photos of the rocky top gal who likes getting things her way including a romance with country singer Jake Owen!

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Comprehensive Retrospective: A&E’s ‘The Hasselhoffs’ 12.05.10 to 12.05.10

It is time to fully engross yourself in an all-encompassing look back on A&E’s reality TV show The Hasselhoffs. Included in our unequaled summary is a full recap of every episode as well as an unprecedented photo gallery from the show that ran from December 5th, 2010 to December 5th, 2010. Relive the memories that lead us all to know, “It can be a hassle being a Hoff.”

VIDEO: Camel falls into crowd during Christmas play

I learned a few things from the following video:

A) You can rent camels in Florida
B) Churches use real live camels in Christmas plays
D) Camels have cute names like Lulabelle

Rent-a-camel Lulabelle falls into a church crowd during a rehearsal for a Christmas play at a Florida church. We couldn’t make this stuff up folks!

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VIDEO: Drunken Salahis attend a party they were actually invited to

I can confirm that famed White House gate crashers and Real Housewives of Washington D.C. cast members Tareq and Michaele Salahi are alive and well and doing what they do best; attending parties, drinking, and bringing attention to themselves! Check out a recent vid from a DC area party that the two were surprisingly not only invited to but were actually the “guests of honor” for.

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Camille and Kelsey Grammer sex tapes!?!

Well the embattled divorce between TV star Kelsey Grammer and his now Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reality star soon to be ex-wife may have a troublesome secret weapon. According to Star Camille is in possession of some sex tapes featuring herself and her famous ex that she is threatening to let loose upon the poor world if Kelsey doesn’t pay up and pay up big time. I’ve already poisoned your mind with the thought of such an abomination so you might as well read on for the details at this point. Sorry!

PHOTO: Wesley Snipes’ new accomodations

Actor Wesley Snipes has officially surrendered to authorities today to begin a 3-year sentence for tax evasion. Snipes has been in a nearly 2-year battle to have his sentence thrown out but has been unsuccessful. Check out a photo from Federal Correctional Institution McKean, a prison that has had its share of riots and gang violence, of exactly what Snipes’ home for the next 3 years will look like!

Keegan Roberts brightens sad story with dance on Today

During a solemn piece on Today one young Keegan Roberts launched into an impromptu dance that lightened the spirits of both his mother and Meredith Vieira. Keegan’s mother was being interviewed about the difficulty of facing the holidays without her husband Casey who died serving in Afghanistan.

The piece is called “Getting to the Heart of Christmas,” but young Keegan’s honest and joyful moment says more about the holiday spirit than any news report could. Check it out!

Salma Hayek confesses to once being an illegal immigrant

Salma Hayek is one of the sexiest Hollywood actresses of the last 25 years and now, according to a candid interview with the Spanish magazine V, she is also outed as a former illegal alien! Read the revealing comments from the actress famous for her “revealing” figure and see the full cover from V magazine that only amplifies her boobtasticness.

Jack Black Jason Segel cover Peace On Earth / Little Drummer Boy

Jack Black and Jason Segel star together in the upcoming holiday film Gulliver’s Travels. While working on the movie the two took time out of their schedule to record a cover of David Bowie and Bing Crosby’s classic version of “Peace on Earth / Little Drummer Boy” from way back in 1977.

Check out their enjoyable animated tribute as well as the original masterpiece that teamed one of the oddest pairings in holiday music history.

Tommy Lee v. SeaWorld: Whale sperm and hot bovine privates

Tommy Lee and PETA have something to say to the folks at SeaWorld. “Quit getting that whale off that killed people by using a cow’s vajayjay filled with hot water or else!” It only gets more interesting from there in regards to Lee’s allegations of SeaWorld’s handling of Tilikum, the Orca that has been involved with the death of three people including a trainer earlier this year.

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Jwoww wants her naked photos back from Tom Lippolis

Jersey Shore’s Jwoww is a looker and it looks like we all could be looking at ALL of her if her lawyers don’t get their way in a current court battle with her ex Thomas Lippolis. Lippolis has turned sour grapes into a $300,000 money grab disguised as a lawsuit. It looks like Jwoww will pay part of this amount for business manger services her ex provided with one very important condition; that he hand over his collection of butt naked photos that he has of the sexy reality star!

Nude Lady Gaga becomes ‘Patron Saint of the Gulf’

In an extreme case of Gaga-gone-wild, sculptor Daniel Edwards has manufactured a hybrid of BP oil-spill symbolism and nude Lady Gaga goddessness with a creation he calls “Patron Saint of the Gulf.” Check out a couple of high resolution images of the naked Gaga goddess work of art and find out how Daniel Edwards became inspired to combine the images of Lady Gaga and the BP oil spill!

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Big Brother’s Brendon Skypes his privates, loses Rachel’s love

What could arguably be the most irritating reality couple this side of Speidi, Big Brother 12’s Brendon Villegas and Rachel Reilly are now on the outs following the outing of Brendon’s peen via a Skype hook-up with some random chick.

See Brendon’s desperate “I’m sorry” YouTube plea to Rachel, Rachel’s Twitter attempt to get the inside Skype scoop and why I believe this is all a desperate attempt to remain relevant by the arrested development couple.

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Snoop Dogg tells Texas to back the F off Willie Nelson

I have certain very personal feelings about the fact that Willie Nelson was arrested in Texas for possession of 6oz of marijuana. Well at The Players Ball 2010 Snoop Dogg was able to communicate exactly how I felt about the situation and his feelings in regards to our elder and the respect he’s earned.

Get the direct link to the exclusive TMZ video, read the full (and a little edited) transcript of Snoop’s sermon, see a great photo of the two legends partaking in Amsterdam and a video of D-O-Double-G and The Red Headed Stranger performing Willie’s song “Superman.”