Lindsay Lohan is not too young to head to the pokey but she is “Too Young To Die.” A new song written by Lolene and produced by JR Rotem called “Too Young To Die” with sort of autobiographical lyrics has been leaked.
Here is the audio followed by complete lyrics:
“Too Young To Die” – Lindsay Lohan
I knew I was in trouble from the moment I laid eyes on you (yeah)
Dangerously, I can feel the chemistry around the room (ohh)
Something deep inside told me to think twice, I knew (yeah)
But I went ahead what a stupid thing to do
Now I’m in trouble (yeah yeah)
Hit by a train, falling from a building, heartbreak from you would be like drinking deadly poison
I’m… Oh, I’m too young to die (I don’t want to die)
Crashing my car, coming flying through the windshield
Falling in love wit you, I’m heading to get me killed
I’m… Oh, I’m too young to die (I don’t want to die)
I could see you coming like a weather warning on the news (like a twister)
Like a venus flytrap, I’m drawn so please be careful, I bruise.
If you were in my place, would you turn and walk away, be through
I must be outta my mind and you could do some time, it’s true
Hit by a train, falling from a building, heartbreak from you would be like drinking deadly poison
I’m… Oh, I’m too young to die (I don’t want to die)
Crashing my car, coming flying through the windshield
Falling in love wit you, I’m heading to get me killed
I’m… Oh, I’m too young to die (I don;t want to die)
I don’t wanna die this way
Get caught in the middle and for just a little, my heart would break
I’m just another victim of love (everytime I love)
Hit by a train, falling from a building, heartbreak from you would be like drinking deadly poison
I’m… Oh, I’m too young to die (I don’t want to die)
Crashing my car, coming flying through the windshield
Falling in love wit you, I’m heading to get me killed
I’m… Oh, I’m too young to die
That is some pretty tired songwriting topped with uninspiring vocals. Maybe the big house will invigorate Lohan where she can more deeply feel the anguish and suffering, tapping into her LiLo darkness. To prove my point I’ll take a quick stab at writing Lohan another song to record when she’s a free woman again. It’s called “Finger Nailed To The Wall.”
Finger Nailed To The Wall
I’ve got a message for you (oh yeah)
Something for the world to feel
I got a hidden message for you (oh yeah)
Focus deep for the reveal
I want you to climb into my soul
This ain’t no 3AM booty call (oh no)
To fall into this LiLo hole
Yes, you’ve been finger nailed to the wall
F-U on my fingernail, can you follow the paparazzi trail
That leads right past your door
F-U on my fingernail, can you follow my little message trail
I don’t need you anymore, I don’t want you anymore
Now that you got my tiny hint (oh no)
Go ahead and LOL all day long
After I do this little slammer stint (oh no)
I’m gonna hit you with this song
A secret polished in my mind
It’s my forbidden sweet revenge
Sometime cuticles ain’t kind
My birdie finger has come unhinged
I want you to climb into my soul
This ain’t no 3AM booty call (oh no)
To fall into this LiLo hole
Yes, you’ve been finger nailed to the wall
LOL at LiLo but you’ve been finger nailed to the wall
LOL at LiLo but you’ve been finger nailed to the wall
LOL at LiLo but you’ve been finger nailed to the wall
LOL at LiLo but you’ve been finger nailed to the wall
I expect royalties to come pouring in.
