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EXCLUSIVE PHOTO! Tag Heuer launches new Tiger Woods watch!

ByAsa Hawks

Tiger Woods is losing sponsors and endorsements left and right as his squeaky clean image continues to tarnish thanks to a deluge of mistresses and details about his adulterous transgressions continue to surface. But, one company has decided to stand by their man! In addition to the above statement of “Tag Heuer stands with Tiger Woods,” Tag Heuer watches has also said, “the partnership with Tiger Woods will continue … but we will downscale the use of his image in certain markets for a period of time, depending on his decision about returning to professional golf. We will continue to actively support the Tiger Woods Foundation.”

Not exactly a ringing endorsement, but an endorsement nonetheless! In a show of good faith to their celebrity spokesman, the company plans to launch a brand new, limited edition Tiger Woods watch and an entirely new campaign to be featured exclusively in mens’ magazines and commercials during Ultimate Fighting Championship events. We here at starcasm are proud to have an exclusive preview of the watch and the new ad campaign!

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Watch Online MTV’s “Teen Mom” complete episode 1 “Looking for Love”

ByAsa Hawks

Watch the full premiere episode of MTV’s Teen Mom, the follow-up show to the popular 16 and Pregnant series. MTV picks up the storylines of Amber, Catelynne, Maci and Farrah as they deal with trying to raise a child at the age of 17. Actually, Catelynne and Tyler put their child up for adoption so their storyline is their struggle with that decision and having to deal with their infant-like parents.

Watch Online MTV’s “Teen Mom” complete episode 3 “Fallout” video
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Watch Online MTV’s “Teen Mom” complete episode 3 “Fallout” video

ByAsa Hawks

The teen mama drama continues as Amber chokes and biyotch-slaps Gary, Catelynn’s Tyler and his uber-mulleted dad Butch kiss and make up for a brief moment, Maci’s friends all head off to college and Farrah deals with getting dumped on by Shaq. Watch the full episode and get completely caught up!

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PHOTOS “DJ Pauly D” Paul Delvecchio pictures before The Blowout

ByAsa Hawks

The starcasm.net Jersey Shore photo collection continues to grow! It started out with the abtrulescent Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his deleted myspace pictures and now we’re moving on to DJ Pauly D.

Check out little Paul Delvecchio before he perfected his famous hairdo known as “The Blowout!”

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PHOTOS Christina Aguilera car accident in Los Angeles

ByAsa Hawks

Celebrity gossip site giants TMZ and Radar Online are both “exclusively” reporting that Christina Aguilera was involved in a car accident in West Hollywood tonight.

Cobbling together info from both articles it sounds as though Christina was riding in the passenger seat of her white Range Rover and her assistant was driving when they rear ended a silver Range Rover turning left at the corner of 3rd Street and Santa Monica Blvd. in Los Angeles right after 5 PM Pacific Time.

Arrest warrant issued for Real Housewife Lynne Curtin for owing $1.2 million to a former business partner
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Arrest warrant issued for Real Housewife Lynne Curtin for owing $1.2 million to a former business partner

ByAsa Hawks

It appears as though The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Lynne Curtin has finally done something exciting! No, she hasn’t replaced her twin brother Steven Tyler as lead singer of Aerosmith – she and her husband Frank Curtin skipped out on a court appearance in Southern California yesterday. Orange County’s Randy and Evi Quaid were supposed to address questions regarding the $1.2 million they owed a former business partner stemming from an earlier settlement.

According to TMZ.com a Riverside County, California judge has “issued a bench warrant for both Lynne and Frank’s arrest.”

How did Brittany Murphy Die? Details beginning to emerge

ByAsa Hawks

Details about the death of 32-year-old actress Brittany Murphy are beginning to surface as police and the coroner’s office continue their investigation into her untimely death on the morning of December 20, 2009. Included are notes from the Los Angeles County Coroner’s office investigator including a breakdown of the many prescription drugs found in Brittany’s home.

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s Mike Sorrentino ‘The Situation’ Myspace and high school yearbook pictures

ByAsa Hawks

Clearly the American television viewing audience was completely unprepared for the rawness of MTV’s Jersey Shore. Guido fever has swept through the media and the nation and though everything from rationality and moral decency have been tried as a vaccine, nothing seems to be working.

Spearheading the Giuseppidemic is self-proclaimed Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, whose wild antics and audacious personality led to the infamous “Snooki punch” cleverly used by MTV in commercials for the show, and then censored from the actual episode before airing.

Running a close second to Snooki is the Guidoest of the Guidos, the abtastic Italian Stallion known simply as “The Situation.” I’ve dug up some older photos of Mike, including a photo from his high school yearbook! (Yes, he always had those abs.)

A Christmas card from starcasm.net!

ByAsa Hawks

Thanks to all of you gossip-hungry surfers who continue to make this a fun endeavor! I hope whichever kind of holiday you might be celebrating is a happy one!

As for me – not publishing those compromising photos of Santa stolen off his laptop should secure my spot on the “nice” list. Remember Santa – when it comes to flat screen televisions, you can’t get too big!

Click to see your Christmas card!

PHOTO Coroner Ed Winter arrives at Brittany Murphy’s home, prescription drugs found

ByAsa Hawks

Ed Winter of the Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office has visited the L.A. home of Brittany Murphy, who died this morning from cardiac arrest. There were prescription drugs found in the home, but Winter wouldn’t give any specifics as to what kind they were. He tells TMZ that they will be performing toxicology tests but that the results of those tests may take up to six weeks, as you might remember form the Michael Jackson investigation.

Winter told TMZ that “foul play is not suspected at this time.”

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SNL VIDEO Watch Snookie on Saturday Night Live Weekend Update

ByAsa Hawks

Overnight Jersey Shore sensation Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is taking over television! She’s like an accomplishmentless Sarah Palin who doesn’t dodge questions! And just like Sarah Palin, there is way more demand for Snooki than there is supply so shows are having to clone the hot commodity. Tina Fey was Sarah Palin’s doppelganger and now Bobby Moynihan is confusing folks with his spot-on impersonation of Snooki. Here’s the hilarious video from last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update:

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VIDEO Watch both 2010 Valentine’s Day trailers starring Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift, Julia Roberts and every other actor in Hollywood!

ByAsa Hawks

There was a time when I thought this movie was an urban myth. Every day I would see a new group of photos from the set of some movie called Valentine’s Day but they always had completely different actors – and not Kathy Griffin “actors” but Bradley Cooper, Anne Hathaway and Kathy Bates actors! Being too lazy to actually do any research, I came to the conclusion that there must be three movies currently under production with the same title.

NOPE! It’s just one movie with a HUGE ensemble cast! Here are both of the trailers to come out so far, the second of which was just released today!

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PHOTOS Katharina Haecker in “The Genteel Elegance of Figure Skating Fail”

ByAsa Hawks

Is there anything more graceful than the fluid artistry of a talented figure skater? It is human beauty and dignity floating before our eyes in a seemingly effortless display of poetry in motion, and I thought I might take a brief moment to step away from the brutal and ugly side of humanity usually talked about at length on this blog and pay tribute to the quiet majesty that is the fine art of figure skating.

VIDEOS PHOTO Lil’ Wayne arrested in Texas with a lil’ weed

ByAsa Hawks

The US Border Patrol found small traces of marijuana on a couple of rapper Lil’ Wayne’s tour buses (cannibuses?) near the Texas town of Falfurrias and the hip hop (hemp hop?) star is currently being detained, as are 11 others in his posse.

Details are sketchy at this point, but according to TMZ Lil’ Wayne’s entourage were part of a random search by Border Patrol agents that resulted in pot being found on two of the vehicles. It seems pot was not found on any of the persons, and contrary to the misleading headline of this post, no arrests have been made.

Braylon Edwards’ baby mama Nik Pace photos

ByAsa Hawks

Things have been a little slow on the Tiger Woods mistress front, so I’m forced to fill the “professional athlete sex scandal” void with some D-list baller boinking. New York Jets wide receiver Braylon Edwards was apparently going deep on former America’s Next Top Model contestant Nik Pace’s tight end and the result was little Braylon Jr., born in August.

According to the New York Post, Braylon immediately filed to be recognized as the boy’s father, but was surprisingly rejected by Pace. The 25-year-old model relocated to New York after Edwards was traded to the Jets and now she is suing him for $70,000 a month child support.

Nancy O’Dell quitting Access Hollywood after 13 years

ByAsa Hawks

What are Nancy’s initials? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It won’t be the same without the poor man’s Olivia Newton John behind the Access Hollywood desk! Alas, the hottest apostrophed celebrity journalist on television (sorry Soledad O’Brien) will host her last episode of AH this week, according to People Magazine.

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AUDIO Listen to the Chris Henry 911 calls with transcriptions – MP3 and streaming

ByAsa Hawks

Here are both 911 calls placed in reference to the Chris Henry and Loleini Tonga auto accident that resulted in the death of the 26-year-old Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver. The first 911 call was made to police by a woman driving behind the truck driven by Loleini Tonga with Chris Henry in the back. The caller describes Henry as having black pants, shirtless with a cast on his arm. She says he is beating on the back window of the truck.

The second 911 call was placed by a man after Henry had been thrown from the vehicle. That caller told the operator “there’s a man is in the road … he looks dead … there’s no movement.” Keep reading to listen to the calls and read complete transcriptions of both.

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PHOTOS Tiger Woods mistress sighting! Cori Rist out in NYC

ByAsa Hawks

Tiger Woods mistress number six braved the cold and the paparazzi to take a stroll outside of her New York City apartment December 17. Cori’s got a nice fur coat (Is that Tiger fur?), gloves, Madam glasses and a pair of unnaturally bright blue jeans. I’m grabbing at straws here because this is a really lame excuse for a post. These Tiger Woods mistresses really put the “ho” in ho-hum. Actually, they probably put the “hum” in there too. Hi-OOOOOO!!

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Chris Henry car accident with Loleini Tonga official statement from police

ByAsa Hawks

The Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department Public Affairs Office has issued an official statement regarding the domestic dispute and single-car auto accident involving Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry and his fiance Loleini Tonga. Here is their full statement as well as the statement issued by Henry’s agent.

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VIDEOS PHOTOS Chris Henry car accident – thrown from truck as fiance Loleini Tonga was driving

ByAsa Hawks

Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry has been involved in a serious auto accident after a domestic dispute with his fiance Loleini Tonga near Charlotte, North Carolina. According to KTPost.com there was a domestic dispute at a residence on Peachtree Road and that Tonga attempted to leave the scene in a pickup truck at which point Henry gave chase and got into the back of the truck. According to police, Henry’s injuries were sustained after falling from the back of the truck while Tonga was driving.

Lara Bingle bikini photos from 2010 Speedo Swimwear shoot in Sydney

ByAsa Hawks

The Southern Hemisphere comes through again! Thanks to our lovely friends south of the equator we get to combine the joys of the Christmas holidays with an attractive 95% naked woman frolicking about on the beach! Our virtual stockings get stuffed today by lovely Australian blonde Lara Bingle, who models a number of different bikinis for a photoshoot on Tamarama Beach in Sydney on December 15 and 16, 2009.

PHOTOS Is Victoria Rowell joining The Real Housewives of Atlanta?

ByAsa Hawks

After rumors started circulating earlier this month that The Real Housewives of Atlanta might not be bringing back show favorites Nene Leakes and Kim Zolciak, speculation began as to who would be their replacements. Freddyo.com says he has multiple sources that tell him The Young and the Restless actress Victoria Rowell will be the newest cast member on the show, “but nothing is set in stone just yet…”

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PHOTOS Tiger Woods Mistress sighting! Jaimee Grubbs steps out in West Hollywood

ByAsa Hawks

Tool Academy vet and world-renowned text message and voice mail collector Jaimee Grubbs decided to get a flash bulb tan last night in West Hollywood. Unpleasantly known in the world of Tiger Woods mistresses as “Number Two,” Jaimee seems to be embracing the spotlight that goes along with opening your heart and other things to really famous married people.

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VIDEO Sarah Jessica Parker talks mole removal on David Letterman with before and after photos

ByAsa Hawks

I’m sure you all remember the single most important event in recent American history: Molegate. The controversy surrounding the removal of Sarah Jessica Parker’s chin mole gripped this country’s attention like no other single news story since the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Sarah Jessica Parker was on The Late Show with David Letterman last night and she talked about the incident in public for the first time.

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PHOTOS Madonna’s sexy tough look at the NYC ‘Nine’ Premiere with daughter Lourdes Leon

ByAsa Hawks

Madonna scared a lot of folks a few months ago when photos of her overly toned arms made the viral rounds on the internet. But, the Queen of Pop and Fitness has learned from her mistakes and wore a pair bicep-high black glove to the premiere of Nine in New York City last night. In addition to the arm leggings, Madonna wore a tight and tough lacy black corset dress that makes her look like some sort of boudoir super-heroine – and I mean that in a really good way!

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PHOTO Theresa Rogers Tiger Woods mistress 15!

ByAsa Hawks

Details are slowly emerging about Tiger Woods mistress number 15 thanks to her association with lawyer Gloria Allred. Radar Online reported that Allred had another Tiger mistress as a client last week, but her name wasn’t known until today.

That was quick! Julie Postle’s 15 minutes of fame lasted all of 15 minutes! 40-year-old Theresa is the oldest of Tiger’s transgressions and resides in Wellington, Florida. She reportedly had relations with Tiger before and after his marriage to Elin Nordegren.

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Julie Postle PHOTOS Tiger Woods Mistress 14!

ByAsa Hawks

The latest name on the Tiger Woods mistress list is 26-year-old model and former waitress at the Roxy Night Club in Orlando. 28-year-old Brian Kimbrough was a bartender at the Roxy when Julie was a waitress and tells The New York Post that he was dating her when she started her affair with Tiger Woods.

Click for more on the story and photos of Julie.

PHOTO Happy holidays from The Christmas Tree Nebula NGC 2264

ByAsa Hawks

Merry Cosmos! Here’s your interstellar Christmas card from the universe in the form of a spectacular photograph of The Christmas Tree Nebula, or as its known to astronomers, NGC 2264. The photograph was taken by British photographer Greg Parker, who has published a book of wide-field astronomical images titled Star Vistas. The book is chock full of stunning celestial pictures taken by the New Forest professor using just commercially-available equipment and software.

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PHOTOS Willow Smith’s Rihanna hairdo at the Nobel Peace Prize concert

ByAsa Hawks

The Nobel Prize concert featured musical performances by the likes of Wyclef Jean, Toby Keith and Donna Summer, but it was 9-year old Willow Smith, daughter of hosts Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith who stole the show with her Rihanna styled hairdo!

Here are some great photos of Willow along with brother Jada and other performers at the Nobel Peace Prize Concert at the Oslo Spektrum on December 11, 2009.

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VIDEO William Shatner and Sarah Palin together on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien

ByAsa Hawks

Former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin got some sweet revenge tonight thanks to Conan O’Brien and The Tonight Show. William Shatner read some of Sarah Palin’s tweets as beat poetry on the show back in July. Ol’ Will kicked things off by reading some passages “Mr Tambourine”-style from Sarah Palin’s recently published autobiography Going Rogue.

It was then Sarah’s turn and she delivered some hilarious lines from William Shatner’s own autobiography, Up Till Now. Here’s the classic performance:

PHOTOS Loredana Jolie Ferriolo Tiger Woods mistress 13 resume, bio and more!
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PHOTOS Loredana Jolie Ferriolo Tiger Woods mistress 13 resume, bio and more!

ByAsa Hawks

Since my initial post on Tiger Woods mistress number 13 Loredana Jolie I’ve discovered a lot more info, so here’s a new post with a detailed bio and all sorts of new pics! (It helped figuring out her actual last name is Ferriolo. D’oh!)

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PHOTOS Loredana Jolie Tiger Woods mistress number 13

ByAsa Hawks

As the long list of Tiger Woods mistresses continues to grow, the types of women showing up on the list seem to get a little less respectful. The list started out with former reality stars and Las Vegas hostesses, went on to a Perkins waitress and then a couple of adult film stars. Now, according to Hollywood madam Michelle Braun, it’s digressed to straight-up prostitutes.

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PHOTOS Tiger Woods mistress 2 Jaimee Grubbs at Christmas Charity event 12-10-09

ByAsa Hawks

Ain’t “fame” funny? You can take a group of normal, everyday hot-bodied women and sprinkle a little Tiger on them and PRESTO! Celebrity! Such is the case with Jamie Grubbs. Though she does have a bad reality show under her belt, it’s her dilly-dalliance with Tiger Woods that makes us care that she attended some…

PHOTO The web on Britney Spears on the web!

ByAsa Hawks

No story here, just fun with words.

Britney Spears looks to be a great mood while grabbing a coffee in Los Angeles, California Wednesday. Perhaps she’s just thankful to have escaped the lip-synching outrage debacle from the just-concluded Australian leg of her Circus World Tour. Is that a new hairdo? I dunno – I’m really just here because of the web on Brit on the web gag.

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PHOTO Is Tiger Woods recording a rap album?

ByAsa Hawks

I was doing some Tiger Woods research (imagine that) when I ran across this image. At first I thought it was a Photoshop joke, but after looking into it I discovered it’s completely legit! Tiger and Snoop Dogg swapped places back in 2005 and Tiger supposedly recorded a couple rap tracks. Check out more photos from the event and see a starcasm exclusive glimpse into the future of Tiger the rap star!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel risks bikini line frostbite

ByAsa Hawks

We spend so much time on this site focusing in on people’s foibles that we sometimes forget the heroic deeds of the upper echelon of humanity known as celebrities.

Rachel Uchitel, thrust into the spotlight after being thrust into by Tiger Woods, needed to go to the gym to work out today. Standing in her way was not only an army of paparazzi waiting outside her New York apartment, but also frigid, below-freezing temperatures. Rachel knew there were millions of people expecting to see some sexy yumminess to help explain why their hero Tiger Woods forsook his family and fans, so she decided she would do the right thing, even if it meant putting herself in harm’s way.

PHOTOS Paintings commissioned by Michael Jackson from artist David Nordahl

ByAsa Hawks

Over a 17-year period the King of Pop Michael Jackson commissioned a number of paintings and drawings from Sante Fe artist David Nordahl. Often fantastical and fairy talish, the art ranged from iconic portraits of the singer to commercial logos to elaborate scenes of Michael Jackson with groups of children. Some of the paintings can…

Kylie Bisutti pictures from Victoria’s Secret Catalog bikini photo shoot

Kylie Bisutti pictures from Victoria’s Secret Catalog bikini photo shoot

ByAsa Hawks

The newest Victoria’s Secret Angel Kylie Bisutti got her wings at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show after winning the Victoria’s Secret Runway Angel competition, but the honeymoon is over as the 19-year old model from Simi Valley, California started the hard life of a swimsuit and lingerie model on the beaches of St. Barths, France earlier today.

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Watch the Holly Sampson Tiger Woods video – she announced their hook-up on webcast in May, 2009

ByAsa Hawks

This is just more proof that we need to take our adult film stars more seriously! The Tiger Woods mistress dam would have burst wide open back in May if we had listened to pro ho Holly Sampson, who announced her affair with Tigs during a webcast back in May. Watch the topless video with all the naughty bits blocked out!

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Joslyn James photos Tiger Woods mistress number 11

ByAsa Hawks

Another day, another Tiger Woods mistress. The latest woman caught swinging Tiger’s club is Joslyn James, the second mistress who makes her living in the adult film industry. Joslyn joins fellow pro ho Holly Sampson on the not-so-shortlist, effectively lowering Tiger to just five degrees of sexual separation from 85% of the earth’s adult population.

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Elin Nordegren Woods Pictures Gallery 20 Hi-res Modeling Photos

ByAsa Hawks

Elin Woods, born Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren, is the much-talked-about, but little heard from or seen 29-year-old former Swedish model that married the most famous sports star on the planet, Tiger Woods. Here are 20 revealing and high resolution images of a gorgeous Elin from her modeling days.

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PHOTOS Queen Elizabeth II meets Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus at the Royal Variety Performance

ByAsa Hawks

The Royal Variety Performance returned to Blackpool, England Monday for the first time since 1955 and Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II was in attendance. Also in attendance were Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus, who were both photographed meeting the Queen after the performance. Lady Gaga wore a traditional red latex fetish dress with sequin eye pasties while Hannah Britannia reminded QE what it was like to be young and in no need of a brassiere.

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VIDEO 911 call placed from Tiger Woods’ home, mother-in-law Barbro Holmberg taken to hospital

ByAsa Hawks

The Tiger Woods soap opera continued this morning when a 911 call was placed from Tiger’s Deacon Circle home in Windermere at 2:36 A.M. As is often the case when 911 is called sometime after 2 A.M. about an incident on Deacon Circle, details are sketchy.

Reports now confirm the woman taken to the hospital is Tiger Wood’s mother-in-law Barbro Holmberg. She was admitted with stomach pains and is currently in stable condition.

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Tiger Woods Mistresses Scorecard with photos and bios of all the women so far!

ByAsa Hawks

Have you been camping out for the last two weeks and have no idea who Kalika Moquin is? Are you the dork at the water cooler who thinks Jaimee Grubbs are a kind of fishing bait? Are you still on dial-up and can’t keep pace with the gushing flow of Tiger Woods mistresses? Well, starcasm.net is here to help!

I wasted most of my afternoon putting together this handy-dandy graphic that compiles info on all the known mistresses in a single, concise and easy-to-read chart! You get ages, background info and images for Rachel, Jaimee, the other Jamie, Kalika, Mindy, Cori and Holly (alias Nicolette)! Though there have been other nameless mistresses reported, this chart covers the seven we know with room for two more on the “front nine.” I’ll create a “back nine” scorecard as soon as number 10 shows up, which I estimate to be Thursday.

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More Tiger Woods mistress Kalika Moquin pictures with hot dogs and a private jet!

ByAsa Hawks

OK, Kalika Moquin has taken over the top spot in my list of favorite Tiger Woods mistress photos, surpassing Mindy Lawton’s immaculate “Waffle House Chic” pose! If Kalika pitched her Tiger woo with a frankfurter spread like that I might have to give him a Mulligan for this particular dalliance. What red-blooded American male could resist that? It still doesn’t explain the other dozen or so mistresses that we know about, but shaving one stroke of his score couldn’t hurt!

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Tiger Woods mistress Jamie Jungers video in a hot tub

ByAsa Hawks

Tiger Woods mistress number four Jamie Jungers wasn’t just a “trashy girl” she was also a hot tub hottie! This youtube video shows Jamie at the Rockstar US Open Party VIP tent where she is sitting on the edge of a hot tub in a black bikini top and small cut-off shorts. While one creepy blushing dude squirts water from a hose and lifts Jamie’s leg another provides commentary and even gives Jamie a brief, one-question interview:

Host: Are you just hanging out in a hot tub all day? Is that what you do?

Jamie Jungers: That’s what I do for a living. It’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it.

Here’s the video. Fast forward to the 1:45 mark for the beginning of Jamievision.

SyFy’s “Alice” Caterina Scorsone pictures

ByAsa Hawks

The SyFy network (used to be the Sci-Fi network, but they changed it to sound more like “syphilis” for some reason) launched their new series Alice tonight, a modernization and adulteration of the children’s classic by Lewis Carroll. The cast includes veteran actors like Oscar Award-winner Kathy Bates but all the hubbub on the interwebs is centering around SyFy’s choice to play the title character Alice Hamilton.

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Mindy Lawton pictures, Tiger Woods mistress number 5 or so

ByAsa Hawks

Welcome to TigerWoodsMistress.com! That tree Tiger Woods smashed his Cadillac Escalade into November 27th must have been a beech tree because ever since the collision beeches keep falling out of it! The mistress count is up to five (actually some counts have the number as high as nine) with the latest edition being a hometown girl who waited tables within a few miles of Tiger’s central Florida home.