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Jenelle Evans responds to nude photos leaked by Kieffer Delp

ByAsa Hawks

Last night Radar Online published nude photos of Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans taken before and just after her breast augmentation surgery on Wednesday, May 2. It was speculated that Jenelle’s ex Kieffer Delp may have been the one who provided the photos and that was confirmed by Jenelle and her boyfriend Gary Head on Twitter today. Keep reading for the rest of what Jenelle, Gary, and Kieffer had to say about the photos, including Jenelle’s explanation for how how it happened.

PHOTOS Meet Charlize Theron’s baby boy Jackson!

ByDarren O

Charlize has herself a cutie!

2 months ago actress Charlize Theron confirmed via a rep that she had adopted a son named Jackson. At the time there wasn’t many more details on the new addition but the stunning actress has stepped out with little Jackson for a flight to Paris and we’ve got some super-adorable photos of Mommy and son to share.

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PHOTOS Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, Rachel Korine are ‘Girls Gone Wild’ for bikini shoot

ByDarren O

I grew up in a spring break town and let me tell you, the view from my ride never looked this good! The stars of the most bikini-leaked on set photos movie in cinema history, Spring Breakers, actually did a real shoot for the always great pictorial focused Interview magazine. Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine reminded us all once again that the film will be a must see, or at least a must Red Box, when it finally arrives late in 2012 or early next year. Check it out and read Selena’s comments about having to be taught how to smoke.

Mila Kunis comes to rescue of man suffering a major seizure

ByDarren O

Actress Mila Kunis apparently pulled a McDreamy over the weekend as she came to the assistance of a man and very well could have saved his life. A 50-year-old man who works for Mila suffered a violent seizure at her Los Angeles home on Saturday. This unidentified man was choking, vomiting and coughing up blood after he had bitten through his tongue. Read on to find out how Mila’s calm reaction and actions helped make sure this man survived this frightening scene.

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PHOTOS Beyonce’s revealing look at Costume Institute Gala

ByAsa Hawks

People magazine’s “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” Beyonce Knowles dropped jaws at the “Schiaparelli And Prada: Impossible Conversations” Costume Institute Gala in New York City tonight, showing off her post-pregnancy body in a nude illusion black lace gown. Be sure to check it out because evryone’s going to be talking about this look tomorrow!

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PHOTOS Barry Weiss’ house in Los Angeles

ByAsa Hawks

Storage Wars star Barry Weiss is a charismatic and wonderfully humorous riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, to co-opt the words of Winston Churchill. The more you find out about Barry, the more mysteries there are! In our latest attempt to better understand the man behind the legend we attempted to track down exactly where it is that Barry Weiss calls home – a search that bore fruit. Too much fruit. Keep reading to see photos of what is reportedly Barry’s main residence, which is located in an affluent gated community in Los Angeles – across the street from Natalie Portman! Also, watch a hilarious Storage Wars outtake clip in which it is revealed that the house Barry parked at and said was his on the show, wasn’t his at all! Things get a little hairy when the real owner comes out and meets Barry at the front door.

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Briana Culberson pregnant, Vicki Gunvalson to be a grandmother

ByAsa Hawks

Vicki Gunvalson’s daughter Briana Wolfsmith continues to be the center of The Real Housewives of ORange County attention as it is being reported today that she is four months pregnant! The announcement comes just before Briana and husband Ryan Culberson are to have a lavish wedding ceremony in Santa Barbara to celebrate their October, 2011 elopement. Congrats to Briana and Ryan and Vicki!

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham talks STD scare in sex ed video

ByDarren O

Teen Momtrepeneur Farrah Abraham has taken it upon herself to help educate teens about the penis, vagina, and sexually transmitted diseases in the form of a ten-minute-plus PSA video. Farrah posted the clip to her YouTube account and via her official website, and offers the showing of it to audiences as part of her appearance package. In the clip Farrah breaks it all down like one of those videos you had to watch as a freshman in high school. But, instead of it being a lady from the 1960s, it’s Farrah telling you all about herpes, gonorrhea, and chlamydia. In addition Farrah candidly shares her own scare with an STD. Check it out!

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Brandi Glanville puts Giuliana Rancic on blast after ‘nuts’ diss

ByDarren O

We have ourselves a complicated triangle of celeb dissing here involving Beverly Hills Housewife cast member Brandi Glanville, Giuliana Rancic and LeAnn Rimes. Let’s see if we can sort all of this out. Rancic and Glanville have both previously shunned LeAnn Rimes after Brandi’s ex-husband, actor Eddie Cibrian, cheated on Brandi with LeAnn, eventually leaving the former for the latter. In a recent episode of Fashion Police, Rancic turned coats and let Brandi have it after the subject of bikini attention hoarder LeAnn and cheater Eddie renewing their vows was brought up for discussion. See and read what Giuliana had to say a bout Brandi and then read Brandi’s since deleted tweet-reply that offended many of her followers.

Tessa Vanvlerah given 2 life terms for allowing rape of 5-month-old daughter by professor she met online

ByAsa Hawks

One of the most gruesome and revolting legal cases imaginable came to a close this week as a judge sentenced 22-year-old Tessa Vanvlerah of Saint Louis, Missouri to two consecutive life sentences after she plead guilty to allowing a man she met online to rape her at-the-time five-month-old daughter on more than one occasion. Keep reading for the despicable details, including the man’s lesser sentence as well as the shocking story of how Tessa allegedly got pregnant in the first place.

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PHOTOS Alex Sekella wants you to help choose her prom dress

ByAsa Hawks

16 and Pregnant Season 4 cast member (and reported future star of Teen Mom 3) Alex Sekella is taking full advantage of the exposure being on MTV has given her by asking fans to help with one of the most difficult decisions a young girl has to make: choosing a prom dress! Keep reading to see Alex in 13 different looks and vote for your favorites!

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VIDEO Scarlett Johansson reveals she is a huge Storage Wars fan on Jay Leno

ByAsa Hawks

“As I remember, you like bizarre television,” Jay says. “You fixate on shows,” he adds.

“Well yeah, there are certain shows that I do like,” Scarlett replies. “Now I’m more into Storage Wars, which I just love that show.” [The audience erupts with thunderous applause]

Yuuuuuuup! ScarJo is a Storage Wars fan! I don’t know about you, but I think I’m going to start referring to Scarlett as “The Wow Factor.”

Keep reading to watch the clip and find out Scarlett’s reasons for being a fan as well as her fascination with the upcoming Spike TV reality show Luggage Wars, which is similar to , only with unclaimed baggage auctions!

PHOTO Courtney Love being Courtney Love in New York City

ByAsa Hawks

Every so often we like to check in with the incomparable Courtney Love just to make sure she is fulfilling her role as Miss Hot Mess America. (Or should that be Hot Mess America?) Today we found the 47-year-old singer-songwriter, actress, Honorary Patronage recipient, journalist, and visual artist about to light up a cigarette while sporting a gray trench coat in the Lower East Side of New York City. Obviously her title is safe.

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PHOTOS Jenelle Evans shows off new boobs, is dating Gary Head again

ByAsa Hawks

I’m beginning to seriously think that Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is the only person on Earth that could pull off a 24/7 live feed reality show! Earlier this week she broke up with her infamous hoodied beau Kieffer Delp, in addition to having a boob job on Wednesday. Now she is back with her other ex-boyfriend Gary Head after he volunteered to come stay with her as she recovered from her breast augmentation surgery. Keep reading for the four of them together, appearing quite happy.

AnnaLynne McCord posts photo without makeup (and with blemishes) to protest Hollywood perfection

ByStarcasm Staff

Friday morning when 24-year-old 90210 star woke up she was over the pressure to always look perfect. In an act of protest, she took a photo of herself sans makeup (and with blemishes) and posted it on Twitter with this message:

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PHOTO Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp break up again, Kieffer rips up his love poem

ByAsa Hawks

It seems all of our posts from April 27 are cursed! We reported earlier today that the famous “falling bear” from the viral photo had been killed after walking into traffic on a busy Colorado road, and now we have a second victim: Kieffer Delp’s love poem (and drawing) to Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans. Keep reading for the brutal photo of Kieffer’s poetic masterpiece torn into poetic master pieces and see a visual glimpse into the future from our resident Teen Mom psychic.

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Demi Moore finally changes her Twitter name from @mrskutcher

ByStarcasm Staff

Finally! Demi Moore’s Twitter handle isn’t @mrskutcher! (In my opinion, that was never really a good name even if they stayed together forever.)

When her marriage imploded last year Demi had other things to worry about then switching her Twitter name, like taking care of her personal sanity and health. She sought rehab treatment after a break-down that possibly involved Whip-its, Red Bull, and not eating (among other things,) but now she’s doing a bajillion times better, looks healthy and amazing, and is now Tweetin to her millions of rapt Twitter fans as

Black bear from viral falling bear photo killed after being hit by a car

ByAsa Hawks

Just a week after being immortalized in a midair photo by University of Colorado student Andy Duann, viral sensation “falling bear” took his non-human fearing bravado a little too far Thursday morning by walking out into the Denver-bound lanes of U.S. 36, where he was struck by a car and died. Keep reading for the sad details and listen to our tribute song to the late, great Bear Jordan.

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The Bachelor host Chris Harrison splits from wife Gwen Jones

ByAsa Hawks

40-year-old host of ABC’s The Bachelor and The Bachelorette Chris Harrison is reportedly a bachelor himself after splitting from his wife of 19 years, Gwen Jones. The split comes a little over two years after Rozlyn Papa famously accused Harrison of hitting on the wife of one of The Bachelor producers while filming in New Zealand. Could we possibly see Chris Harrison as The Bachelor in Season 17?!?

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Swamp People’s Joe LaFont and Tommy Chauvin’s lives saved by a boat (on a trailer)

ByRuby Turpin

Swamp People stars, Joe LaFont and Tommy Chauvin were in a serious multi-vehicle accident on April 30th, but they are both doing fine . . . thanks to a boat . . . on a trailer. Their truck was totaled in the accident, but things would have been much worse, according to Joe, if the car behind them hadn’t been towing a boat on a trailer behind it.

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REPORT Katie Yeager to be on Teen Mom 3

ByAsa Hawks

Earlier today it was revealed that 16 and Pregnant Season 4 cast members Alex Sekella and Mackenzie Douthit will be included in MTV’s third installment of the Teen Mom franchise, and now it appears that Katie Yeager will be joining them as a Teen Mom 3 cast member! Keep reading for the deets and the evidence.

VIDEO Mob Wives Chicago trailer featuring song “Playing for Keeps” by Elle King

ByAsa Hawks

VH1 announced in early March that they were planning on expanding their Mob Wives franchise into the Windy City, and now we have our first official visual for Mob Wives Chicago in the form of a 30-second preview trailer! Keep reading to watch the trailer, hear what the cast members had to say “behind the scenes” while filming it, and find out more about singer Elle King, whose song “Playing for Keeps” is used as the background music in the clip.

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Has The Hunger Games changed the Hollywood status quo?

ByRuby Turpin

In Hollywood, there are the “big six” studios, and then there’s everyone else. But, The Hunger Games may be changing all that. Lionsgate Studios may turn the old “big six” into the new “big seven,” and it’s all because of Katniss and the rest of the HG crew. Read on to see how.

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REPORT Teen Mom 3 cast to include Alex Sekella and Mackenzie Douthit

ByAsa Hawks

It appears that we have half of the cast of the upcoming third installment of MTV’s Teen Mom franchise! An MTV source has confirmed with Radar Online that Alexandria Sekella and Mackenzie Douthit will be two of the girls featured on Teen Mom 3.

Jenna Fischer is fed up with scrutiny of new mom’s bodies

ByDarren O

Are you ready for a Pam slam?

“Every new mother just gets a free pass. I’m actually angered by the ‘posing in a bikini six weeks after having my baby’ [trend] … Who cares if our b00bs are hanging low and we have a little more junk in the trunk? We created a human being, everybody. Let’s celebrate!”

Read the rest of her statements on this issue from a recent interview.

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VIDEO Mother arrested for allegedly taking 5-year-old daughter into a tanning bed

ByDarren O

I apologize for scaring the crap out of you but that lady is one Patricia Krentci of Nutley, N.J. and she was arrested for allegedly taking her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning bed. The 144 44-year-old mom was charged with second-degree child endangerment but is claiming that the whole ordeal is a big misunderstanding. Read on to get her side of the story from a video interview.

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PHOTOS All 25 men from The Bachelorette Season 8 with Emily Maynard (PART 1)

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s that time of year again! ABC is rolling out a fresh new batch of 25 eligible bachelors from around the country world who will be competing for the heart and hand of Emily Maynard in the eighth installment of the hugely popular romantic reality competition The Bachelorette, premiering May 14! Keep reading for photos and brief bio info on the first 13 with the remaining 12 coming soon!

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Teresa Giudice paid $6,500 by In Touch for apology letters

ByAsa Hawks

In jaw-droppingly shocking reality star news, it turns out The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Teresa Giudice may have been motivated by more than regret when she allowed tabloid In Touch to publish a series of apology letters from her to her fellow cast mates last week. The table-flipping, financially challenged New York Times best-selling author reportedly got paid $6,500 for the “I’m sorries,” confirming the suspicions and doubts of some of her cast mates who questioned the earnestness of Teresa’s apologies. Keep reading to find out the surprising source of the info!

Octomom filed for bankruptcy, doing masturbation video to pay the bills

ByStarcasm Staff

Octomom’s troubles never cease. The mother of 14 filed for bankruptcy Monday because she is approaching $1 million of debt. In Chapter 7 papers in Orange County Superior Court she reports $50,000 assets, and almost $1 million in debt. She currently owes $30,000 in back payments on her house.

She’s also reportedly doing adult films to pay the bills.

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PHOTOS Will Mackenzie Douthit be on Teen Mom 3? Camera crew seen at her prom!

ByAsa Hawks

When I was compiling prom photos for the cast members of 16 and Pregnant Season 4 (see the post here) there were a couple photos I didn’t see. Keep reading to see two photos of Mackenzie Douthit (which have since vanished from the internet) in which a woman can clearly be seen in the background carrying camera equipment almost identical to that used by MTV! Hmmmmmm…

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Jessica Simpson gives birth to daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson

ByAsa Hawks

It seems like it has been forever, and looking at her belly it looks like it has been forever, but Jessica Simpson has finally given birth to her daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson! Keep reading for the statement from Jessica and Eric which includes the weight and length of little Maxwell! (With the belly Jessica had, that had to be a big baby!)

Danielle Colby Cushman as Dannie Diesel on PinUp America magazine cover
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Danielle from American Pickers covers ‘Pin Up America’ magazine as Dannie Diesel

ByAsa Hawks

While other reality starlets wind up on the covers of tabloids caught in various scandals or victimized by close friends looking to make a fast buck by ratting them out, America Pickers star Danielle Colby Cushman finds herself on the cover of the current issue of Pin Up America on her own terms, or at least on the terms of Dannie Diesel, her burlesque dancing alter ego. Keep reading for the pinuptacular cover shot, a glimpse of her centerfold spread, and a video interview with Danielle by Pin Up America‘s Rachel Dee from the 2011 Muddyroots Music Festival!

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16 and Pregnant Season 4 cast prom photos

ByAsa Hawks

As the ground-breaking MTV documentary series 16 and Pregnant drills home in every episode, getting pregnant as a teenager means you are forced to miss out on a lot of memory-making activities such as partying with pals, cheerleading, cruising downtown on Friday night, and even prom – the most sacred of feminine high school events. Well, not necessarily! Keep reading for photos of some of the Season 4 cast members who rocked their respective high school dances as prom moms including Katie Yeager, Lindsey Harrison, Sarah Roberts, Mackenzie Douthit, and Sabrina Solares!

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Courtney Stodden teasingly drops new sultry single “Reality” mmmmmmmm

ByDarren O

It looks like teen bride Courtney Stodden is trying to ramp up her musical career again before she becomes 18 and completely voids the scandalous nature of her marriage to Doug Hutchison. She has dropped a new single that for some inexplicable reason has hit the interwebs via FOX News. The song is called “Reality” and it’s about, wait for it, Sex! I know, big shocker *rolls eyes*, as our commenters say. Are you ready for a dancey-dance dose of reality from Courtney? Well it’s waiting for you after the jump anyways.

Teen grateful after Patrick Dempsey rescues him from horrific car accident

ByDarren O

As a parent it’s horrible to hear that your child has been involved in a terrible car accident. For the mother of 17-year-old Weston Masset the news came a little easier after she discovered that none other than Dr. McDreamy had helped insure her son’s safety! When Patrick Dempsey comes to your aid with a crowbar, a fire extinguisher and then calls your mom you know you’re going to be okay!

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MUG SHOT PHOTO Miss New Hampshire USA 2010 Nicole Houde arrested for attacking boyfriend

ByAsa Hawks

We here at starcasm are suckers for beauty pageant queen mug shot photos (mug shottenfreude?), and the newest addition to our ever-growing collection is 2010 Miss New Hampshire USA Nicole Houde, who was arrested last week for allegedly punching, kicking, scratching and biting her boyfriend Scott Nickerson after a dispute over allegations she had cheated on him. In Nicole’s defense, the alleged attack did occur after her boyfriend took her cell phone and refused to give it back. (It’s hard to imagine a jury without at least one member thinking her actions were justified!) Keep reading for her mug shot, a few more details about the arrest, and pictures of Nicole when she’s not getting booked!

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New Beverly Hills Housewife Yolanda Foster divorce settlement details

ByDarren O

Yolanada Hadid is the most recent new addition to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The former Dutch model is the ex-wife of Mohamed Hadid who just so happens to be pals with fellow Housewife Lisa Vanderpump. If you’re a fan of the show, you know that most of the ladies from the Hills aren’t hurting in the pocket books, unlike many of the other franchise stars. Details from her divorce settlement from Mohamed go a long way in explaining just how well off Yolanada is. Some of the particulars include millions in an outright payment, a Malibu mansion, sweet rides, big time child support and payment for a full-time live-in nanny. Beverly Hills darling!

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Game of Thrones: Who plays Red Priestess Melisandre, and how did she give birth to a shadow baby?

ByStarcasm Staff

Last week’s Game of Thrones cliffhanger showed Stannis’ red priestess suddenly get heavily pregnant, and give birth to a creepy shadow. What does this mean, and who is the actress who plays the chilling red lady?

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PHOTOS VIDEO 17-yr-old Shyanne gets married on My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding

ByAsa Hawks

TLC’s My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding, inspired by their hugely successful European-based Big Fat Gypsy Wedding series, premieres tonight with an episode featuring 17-year-old virgin Shyanne, who is marrying her 18-year-old fiance Michael after having met him only twice. As little as she knows about her betrothed, she knows even less about what to expect on her wedding night because in Romanichal Gypsy culture girls are purposefully kept in the dark about anything having to do with sex with the assumption the husband will teach her all she needs to know. Keep reading for a video preview and some photos of Shyanne in her lavish and abundantly diametered hoop wedding dress.

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Brandi Glanville returning for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as official “Housewife”

ByAsa Hawks

Get your laser pointers ready y’all because Brandi Glanville is coming back! Radar Online is reporting the super sexy sassy former model with no bra to hold her breasts and no ability to hold her tongue will be back for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 as an official “Housewife,” ditching the probationary “friend of the housewives” title she was given in her Season 2 debut.

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Judge orders Teen Mom Amber Portwood to pay rent for subsidized housing she didn’t qualify for

ByAsa Hawks

An Indiana judge has ordered Teen Mom star Amber Portwood to fork over $673 or face further legal action as a result of a lawsuit filed by her former landlords claiming she lied about her income to qualify for government subsidized housing. (Amber reportedly made $280,000 in 2010.)

PHOTOS VIDEO DJ Khaled’s tour bus catches fire, explodes prior to Grad Bash Orlando show

ByAsa Hawks

DJ Khaled and his crew were en route to their scheduled performance at 2012 Grad Bash in Orlando Friday night when their tour bus caught fire and then exploded. The 36-year-old rapper, radio personality, and President of Def Jam South shared a photo of the burning bus along with a tweet assuring his fans no one was hurt in the blaze. Keep reading for the picture as well as a guided tour of the bus by DJ Khaled back in 2010 with some interior and exterior photos of his luxurious ride – may it rest in peace.