Alexander Imich of New York City, New York is 111 years old and has been certified as the oldest living male in the world. When Mr. Imich was asked what his secret was to living a long life, the man born nearly a decade before the Titanic sank gave the best answer on this subject that has ever been given, or ever will be.

My friend dialed me up this morning and was all like, “Whatcha been up to man?” And I had to answer honestly, “I’ve been watching this random video of a cute hamster eating a tiny burrito over and over again and I can’t stop.” This friend hung up on me but did call back later and stated, “Now I’m simply unable to stop watching the video you mentioned. It is dangerous.” Well, that’s all I needed to know to verify that this was worth sharing with all of you fine folks, or at least the ones that haven’t already watched it like a million times.