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PHOTO O’ The Day: Urban Outfitters tries to sell Ramen Noodles for five dollars

Ramen noodles are those fried, salty pieces of heaven you can live off of for $.20 a pack when you are 20, in college studying philosophy and women and gender studies, and up to your ironic little neck in student loan debt. Urban Outfitters tried to unload them for $5 a pop.

VIDEO Tornado vs. Tractor Trailer

I recently visited friends in Birmingham, Alabama and was overwhelmed by their stories of fear and hopelessness in relation to the horrible storms and tornadoes that recently descended upon their region. In the following video you see another recent tornado literally demolish a semi as if it were made of paper on Interstate 40 near Shawnee, Oklahoma. Check out the video and find out about the fate of the driver who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Amazing movie theater trailer proposal

In our modern world of social media and amazing celebrity blogs {ahem} it’s hard to get noticed. Well our man Matt Still took it next level with his going viral proposal to his sweetheart Ginny Joiner. Dude went and had an entire theatrical movie trailer filmed, invited family and friends to a local theater and surprised his soul mate Ginny with said proposal trailer. Get your popcorn (and tissues) ready and check out Matt Still’s Making the Movies Jealous

Chicago area woman arrested for concealing gun in ‘intimate area’

Am I going to have to create a separate category for weapons stowed away in a woman’s intimate area!?! The day after I told you all about a Florida woman who was allegedly found with a knife “there” now we have the story of 33-year-old Aisha McClinton who allegedly attempted to smuggle a 9mm pistol to a convicted murderer in her “special place!”

MUG SHOT Florida woman hides knife in ‘lady area,’ pills and another knife in fat rolls

Sometimes these “shocking headlines” are just too good or gruesome to pass up. This was without question one of those circumstances on both fronts. Yes it was Florida and yes she did hide a knife “there” as well as concealing pills and another knife in her fat rolls. Check out the mug shot and get the deets for this sad situation right here.

PHOTO Osama Bin Laden death picture to be released; “explosion of conspiracy theories”

It was only 48 hours ago that the White House announced that terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden found himself at the business end of a Seal Team 6 firearm. Since then, conspiracy theories have been simmering on the backburner. The main theme? “Where’s the body?” In a bid to keep this from boiling over, the White House has reluctantly decided to release photographic proof of bin Laden’s death.

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VIDEO: President Obama Late Night Address: Osama bin Laden Dead!

President Obama has called a White House press conference late on Sunday night, 10:30 pm, a planned 15-minute address. Whatever the topic, a hastily called press conference at this time of the night on Sunday is a big deal. UPDATE Osama Bin Laden has been announced to be dead. The 10:30 pm announcement has still…

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VIDEO: Donald Trump goes pottymouth with “F words” tirade at Las Vegas speech, announces candidacy?

They normally say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, so maybe the Donald thought all the “F bombs” dropped at a speech wouldn’t go beyond the casino walls. That’s not how it works, though, and Starcasm has some of the high rollin’ highlights straight from Trump’s pottymouth, including a side comment about his candidacy that sounds a lot like he’s made up his mind!

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Born Again! President Obama releases long form Hawaii birth certificate at press conference, Donald Trump replies

It has finally happened: President Barack Obama released his long form certificate of birth from the state of Hawaii. See what’s on it, if it answers any longstanding questions, or simply creates more… and perhaps more important: What does Donald Trump have to say about it?

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Mob Wives’ Drita D’Avanzo’s f-bombs get radio host fired

Radio host John Tabacco got whacked from his job at 970 AM after only two episodes of his family business show thanks to some on-air F-bombs from guest Drita D’avanzo from VH1’s controversial new reality series Mob Wives. Listen to the complete radio show and read D’Avanzo and Tabacco’s shocked reactions to the news!

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Man gets murder scene tattoo

There is hard core gangsta and then there is hard core stupid. One Anthony Garcia thought he was the former but because of his Jailbreak impersonation he falls squarely in the latter. Garcia is a gang-banger from Los Angeles who has been busted for murder 7-years-after the crime was committed because…

He tattooed the entire murder scene on his freaking body! See multiple shots of the violent and detailed tattoo and get all the back story from this life is way stranger than fiction story.

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PHOTOS, MUGSHOTS: Six arrested in abominable murder of Seath Tyler Jackson, including Michael Bargo and ex-girlfriend Amber Wright

Five teenagers allegedly beat and shot to death a 15-year-old boy, then burned him to ashes and disposed of him in a rock quarry in Summerfield, Florida, a small town northwest of Orlando. Get the details on this heinous crime, including Marion County Sheriff’s office mugshots.

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VIDEO Tornado does Hamburglar impersonation

Part of the transcript from the news report video you will be watching:

Hubbard: I was scared. I was fixing to eat a hamburger and it took it! And I don’t even know where it’s at.

Pace: (incredulous) It took the hamburger right out of your hand?

Hubbard: Hamburger, fries and drink. I don’t know where it’s at.

Might as well watch it now because eventually you’re gonna see this one. As a bonus the reporter Meg Pace was kind enough to give us an update!

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Complete list of 2011 Cannes Film Festival screenings

The grand-père of film festivals kicks off May 11 and we finally have the complete list of films that will be shown during the 64th year of the event! Yes, it’s officially time to start talking… Cannes Film Festival! Keep reading to see the list which includes the highly anticipated film The Tree of Life by Terrence Malick, Nicholas Winding Refn’s Drive and… Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides?

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Website accused of recruiting homeless to sustain beatings on video

Fetish website Shefights.net has had a lawsuit filed against it that alleges the site would pay, and take advantage of, homeless men to endure videotaped beatings at the hands of attractive women with the intent to sell these videos later. Some of these tapes go for as much as $900 a pop (forgive the pun) so I’m guessing there’s a sure fire market for this type of “entertainment.”

Talk about beating a man when he’s down! Read on for the deets and a SFW image of what these men endured.

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VIDEO Rep. Donna Edwards’ The White Stripes House floor poetry slam

So who would you call on to solve this whole government shut down situation? Well if you’re outspoken Congresswoman Donna Edwards from Maryland you go to the old trusty The White Stripes playbook and throw down with a lyrical poetry-slam on the House floor!

Check it out and then read the full lyrics for the song she used, “Effect and Cause,” and watch a great live performance of the tune while you’re at it.

VIDEO Spring Break 2011 bikini waterfall tub FAIL

Check out this bound to become viral Spring Break clip that comes in at just under one minute and has it all. An extremely hot northern girl, an extremely small beer sponsored bikini, a bikini contest, difficult to tolerate music, a waterfall tub, screaming bare chested men, an indifferent contest host and most importantly an EPIC FAIL! This sexy gal from Boston grinds herself into and right out of the waterfall tub.

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Tiger Woods’ girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston topless photo and booty shakin’

Check out 22-year-old Alyse Lahti Johnston almost exactly how Tiger Woods gets to see her! The attractive blond can be seen sans top while catching some sun in Florida – but don’t get too excited because the pic is very much SFW. To make up for that fact, I’ve included some Alyse badonkadokegery!

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Tiger Woods’ girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston full arrest report from 2010 DUI

Here’s the startling arrest report from Tiger Woods’ new girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston’s 2010 DUI, including her blood alcohol level and her statement, “I need to be held responsible for what I did.” Keep reading for the detailed description of Alyse’s condition at the time of her arrest, how she did during the field sobriety tests, and some mind-blowingly fascinating revelations about her diet!

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Alyse Lahti Johnston mug shot – Tiger Woods alleged new girlfriend arrested in 2010

Tiger Woods has reportedly moved on from ex-wife Elin Nordegren and is currently dating Alyse Lahti Johnston, the 22-year-old daughter of an exec at IMG, the PR firm that represents Tiger. See a brutal mug shot of Alyse from October, 2010 and find out what being able to afford a good lawyer can do to a DUI charge!

Gilbert Gottfried fired by Aflac for Tsunami jokes on Twitter

Comedian Gilbert Gottfried has been fired as the voice of the Aflac duck after tweeting numerous insensitive jokes about the recent tsunami and earthquake in Japan. Keep reading for all the details including a statement from Aflac as well as some examples of the tasteless jokes posted by Gottfried on his Twitter account over the weekend.

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Democracy denied: Fort Wayne building will not be named after Harry Baals

Harry Baals’ legacy dangles over the city of Fort Wayne, Indiana like the Sword of Testiclese. As a show of respect to their former mayor the city’s citizens cast their votes online to name the newest government building “The Harry Baals Government Center” in his honor, but area officials are a little teste about the proposal.

See the report filed by an area news team that delves deep into the family Baals’ past, uncovering a disputed manner in which to pronounce Harry Baals’ surname. So is it the Baals that rhymes with fails or the Baals that rhymes with falls? Turns out both are right!

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Michael Lohan rushed to hospital with chest pains

Michael Lohan has been rushed to Hoag Hospital in Newport Beach after experiencing chest pains while at his doctor’s office.

According to TMZ Lohan was having a consultation about getting his oft-broken nose fixed when he began to complain about the discomfort in his chest. A nurse took his blood pressure, which registered 200/110. She called 911 and Michael Lohan was taken by ambulance for treatment. No more is known at this time.

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Jersey Shore Season 4 to be filmed in… ITALY!

Beginning later this year the Jersey Shore mantra GTL will stand for Gorgonzola, Tuscany and Leonardo as America’s favorite group of hedonistic Guidos and Guidettes head to their homeland for the fourth season of their hit reality series. That’s right – Snooki, The Situation, J-Woww, Pauly D, Sammi Sweetheart, Ronnie, Vinny and Deena will be packing their bags and headed to Italy! Keep reading for the official statement from MTV and a very unfortunate mashup of The Situation and Michelangelo’s David!

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Roger Ebert before and after new face photos

Roger Ebert has struggled with complications from jaw cancer for the past five years. He’s currently cancer-free, but missing a good chunk of jaw and the ability to talk without a computer. But that hasn’t stopped him from working on the development of a new movie-review television show, and now he’s got a new prosthetic…

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MUGSHOTS Florida men accused of snorting human and dog ashes

Five suspects allegedly broke into a Marion County, FL home for a burglary and tried to get high by sniffing human and dog ashes they mistakenly identified as cocaine.

Read on for all the strange details of the Keith Richards reenactment, a video report and large high-res mugshots of the three adults being charged for the crime.

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Adult themed game BoneCraft lampoons Worlds of Warcraft

They say that imitation is the greatest form of flattery, well I would argue that in today’s media cycle a porn-parody is the highest compliment any pop culture phenomenon can achieve. And now “Worlds of Warcraft,” the game a gazillion people have played has been bestowed with this ultimate demarcation.

“BoneCraft” exists and you’ve been warned! Read on for what SFW deets I could share and see a clip from my favorite South Park episode that also targeted the mega-popular game.

VIDEOS PHOTOS Miss America 2011 Teresa Scanlan Miss Nebraska

Last night at the Planet Hollywood casino-resort in Las Vegas Miss Nebraska Teresa Scanlan became the youngest woman to ever win the Miss America crown at the tender age of just 17! She is also the first representative from the Cornhusker State to bring home the title in the pageant’s 90 year history. Keep reading for lots of videos and photos of the lovely Teresa, who plans on getting a law degree and pursuing a career in politics.

Gabrielle Giffords shooter Jared Loughner YouTube videos (5 total)

Watch five (and possibly a sixth) videos uploaded to YouTube by Gabrielle Giffords shooter Jared Loughner to a YouTube account under the name Classitup10. These text-only videos seem to suggest exactly what you would expect, that Jared was a mentally unstable man who took politics very seriously.

Gabrielle Giffords shooter Jared Loughner photos from MySpace and Twitter

U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords of Arizona was shot along with 12 others earlier today during a political meeting being held at a Tuscon, Arizona, grocery store. The shooter has been identified as Jared Lee Loughner, a 22-year-old student at Lima Community College in Tucson, Arizona. See the photos from his deleted MySpace profile as well as a picture of him tweeted earlier today by an associate of Giffords.

Man arrested for intent to detonate home made sex toy explosive while in use

I’ve heard many a news of the weird revenge stories in my line of work but one Mr. Terry Allen Lester may just be the Dr. Evil of mulleted angry boyfriends. You see Terry had a plan and that plan involved buckshot, gun powder, wiring, a trigger and most importantly a Trojan horse in the form of a sex toy left for his ex-girlfriend. That’s right blogosphere, Terry Lester made a bomb out of a sex toy and allegedly had plans to detonate it later while in use by his intended target. Read on for the wicked deets that’s sending “vibrations” through the interwebs.

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13 MUG SHOT PHOTOS of Ted Williams, the homeless ‘man with the golden voice’

Before becoming an overnight media sensation, “The Man With The Golden Voice” Ted Williams was apparently using his amazing vocal talents to unsuccessfully try to talk himself out of trouble. Keep reading to see 13 different mug shots from a criminal past that includes arrests for theft, robbery, escape, forgery and drug possession!

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VIDEO: Golden voiced Ted Williams 2008 ‘I Got My Whiskey’ promo

If you’re like us and can’t get enough of the golden voiced Ted Williams then check out this incredible video clip for a 2008 promo that he did the voice over for. So what’s the event he’s pushing you ask? The answer would be; Mel Waiter’s BYOB New Years Eve show in Columbus, Ohio for his “I Got My Whiskey” tour. Sometimes this stuff just writes itself!

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VIDEO PHOTO “Golden-voiced” homeless dude Ted Williams gets multiple job offers

Ted Williams, the homeless guy from Columbus, Ohio with a golden voice got his life changed by the internet! A dude with a camera asked him to make good on displaying the “God Given GIft” advertised on his begging sign, and Mr. Williams, a former radio announcer whose life went sour when he turned to…

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VIDEO Taiwanese NMA.tv’s CGI animation of Brett Favre sexual harassment lawsuit

Just in case you weren’t clear about the details in the recent sexual harassment lawsuit filed by massage therapists Christina Scavo and Shannon O’Toole against NFL quarterback Brett Favre the wonderful folks at Next Media Animation (NMA.tv) have provided yet another one of their Pulitzer-worthy CGI animations to illustrate exactly what happened!

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VIDEO Homeless man Ted Williams has best radio voice in America

Homeless man Ted Williams from Columbus, Ohio has a home made sign that reads:

“I have a God given gift of voice, I’m an ex-radio announcer who has fallen on hard times. PLEASE! any help will be greatfully appreciated. Thank you and God bless you. Happy Holidays.”

See the incredible video that backs up his claim and demonstrates a voice that could move mountains. What a clip!

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MUG SHOT PHOTO Artist Thomas Kinkade sentenced to jail for DUI

The self-proclaimed “Painter of Light” and “most collected artist in America” Thomas Kinkade may be adding some new subject matter to his famous line of sugar-coated Bob Ross renditions of snowy cabins in the woods, Jesuses and flowery gazebos – namely views from inside a prison cell! Keep reading for the details of his arrests and prison sentence

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PHOTO VIDEOS Christopher Tierney injured during ‘Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark’ broadway show

The Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark curse continued tonight when one of the actors who performs Spider-Man’s stunts was injured after falling into the orchestra pit. Keep reading for all the details, a photo of Spidey himself on a stretcher being loaded into an ambulance and a video of the moment when his cable broke!

VIDEO – Swedish Wikileaks documentary leaks, WikiRebels

Swedish television is set to air an hour long documentary created by reporters Jesper Huor and Bosse Lindquist about the controversial Wikileaks website and it’s founder Julian Assange. Oddly enough, the entire film has leaked to the internet before being broadcast on Sweden’s public television. You can view the full program below, which sought to…

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PHOTOS Tabloid covers for the week of December 20, 2010

Check out all of this week’s tabloid covers with stories that include Oprah’s secret lesbian love, Jennifer Aniston’s never-dying obsession with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s violent rage at daughter Shiloh! It’s like going through the grocery store checkout lane without leaving your home! (Or office!)

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PHOTO Original Bob Dylan “Times They Are A-Changin'” hand-written lyrics up for auction

On December 10 Sotheby’s auction house is giving you the chance to not only own a piece of rock and roll history, but one of the most historically significant and culture-altering documents of the last 100 years when Bob Dylan’s original hand-written lyrics for the song “The Times They Are A Changin'” go on the auction block. See a high-resolution scan of the lyrics, which are expected to go for upwards of $300,000!

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PHOTOS The baddest pickup truck ever is… a Volvo?

General Motors may have stopped production earlier this year on it’s Hummer brand of sports utility vehicles, but it appears there is already a bigger, badder brand of über SUV poised to take its place, and it may surprise you to know it has it’s origins in Sweden! See photos of the intimidating Volvosaurus, built right here in the good ol’ USA for the plant manager at Volvo’s Dublin, Virginia manufacturing facility!

Winners from the 2010 IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards

The Independent Filmmaker Project’s 20th annual Gotham Independent Film Awards were held in New York City tonight with 30 films being nominated in seven categories: Best Feature, Best Documentary, Breakthrough Director, Breakthrough Actor, Best Ensemble Performance, Festival Genius Audience Award and Best Film Not Playing at a Theater Near You. See a complete list of winners and photos from last night’s event!

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PHOTO Grizzly bear uses a soft shoulder sign as a back scratcher

In a brand new, completely re-imagined interpretation of “bear trap” a grizzly bear in Denali National Park in Alaska looks downright enticing while scratching an itch on a soft shoulder road sign. See the cute picture as well as another photo with a more subtly appropriate street sign back scratcher!

PHOTOS 2010 New York City Christmas themed store window displays

It’s that time of year again! That time of year when the Michelangelos and Picassos of retail display descend upon Fifth Avenue and Madison Avenue in downtown New York City and create their temporary masterpieces and energize the sense of wonder of thousands of Big Apple holiday shoppers! Here is a collection of the class of 2010 with everything ranging from Lady Gaga riding a quilted Pegasus to a reptilian underwater celestial world to a disturbing array of male and female celebrity chefs in various states of glutinous caricature. I don’t know about you, but I’m beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

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PHOTO Mistress Joy Pierce living in Bruce Beresford-Redman’s house?

Just a day after it was announced Hollywood producer Bruce Beresford-Redman had been arrested and was to be extradited to Mexico to stand trial for the murder of his wife, Monica Beresford-Redman, Radar Online has learned that Bruce’s mistress has been living in a house that he owns as recently as last week!

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Hugh Hefner’s Golden Ticket: A Desperate Homage to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

The Playboy Empire is crumbling. A once forward-thinking, scandalous publication is now backward and tame in today’s decadent internet-driven culture and it’s losing lucre faster than Nicholas Cage in a tropical island store. Sales are down 34% from last year, which was a pretty bad year to begin with. Rumors are circulating about potential bankruptcy,…