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Swamp People’s Mitchell Guist dies in St. Martin Parish, Louisiana

ByStarcasm Staff

Swamp People star Mitchell Guist died this morning. Assumption Parish Sheriff Mike Waguespack tells WBRZ the incident occurred around 9 a.m. in St. Martin Parish along the Belle River. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ “someone tried to perform CPR on Guist … but attempts to resuscitate the reality star were unsuccessful.” Friends close to Guist tell the site he had recently fallen ill, but there are no further details at this time.

UPDATE – According to law enforcement sources, Glenn was out in his boat along the Belle River … when he “fell.” Witnesses say he appeared to have been suffering from a seizure.

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Did financial problems cause Joe and Melissa Gorga to sell their $3.8 million mansion?

ByStarcasm Staff

Joe and Melissa Gorga recently put their gorgeous New Jersey mansion (that rivals Joe and Teresa Giudice’s home) up on the market for $3.8 million.

Now there are whispers that the Gorgas are in a similar financial bind as their feuding family members The Giudices.

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My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding: Why do Romany Gypsies dress so provocatively if they have conservative values?

ByStarcasm Staff

Both the original My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, and the new American version on TLC are television documentaries that follow teenage Romany (or Romani, short for Romanichal) Gypsies as they either prepare to get married or for a big milestone party like a birthday or prom (or in one case, for a party to find a husband.) The dresses are big, sparkly beyond belief, and are often topped off with the monstrous tiaras that toddlers often compete for an another TLC show. The wedding and special event dresses are head-turning but what can really get viewers riled up are the sexy outfits the young teenage girls wear as normal party wear, or even every day clothes.

William Balfour found guilty of murdering Jennifer Hudson’s mother, brother, and nephew; faces life sentence

ByStarcasm Staff

Jennifer Hudson’s ex brother-in-law William Belfour has been found guilty of murdering her mother, brother, and nephew three-and-a-half years ago (Darnell Donerson, 57, brother Jason Hudson, 29, and Balfour’s own stepson, Julian King, 7.) He was also found guilty of one count of home invasion, one count aggravated kidnapping, one count residential burglary, and one count possession of a stolen motor

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Starcasm’s 5 song old-school dedication to moms for Mother’s Day

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“A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine, desert us when troubles thicken around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts.” – Washington Irving

Tanorexic mom Patricia Krentcil has her own action figure

ByStarcasm Staff

This doll looks familiar!

Emil Vicale, who makes pop culture inspired custom action figures on herobuilders.com, is selling a yellow-haired and deeply tanned “tanorexic” doll for $29.95. When asked by NBC if the doll was inspired by Patricia Krentcil, who is facing child endangerment charges because she’s suspected of taking her young daughter to a tanning bed, he replied “Yes of course she inspired it. Why would I make something as hideous as this?”

VIDEO: Jon Hamm gives teen girls advice in Rookiemag.com’s “Ask a Grown Man” Feature

ByStarcasm Staff

41-year-old Jon Hamm participated teen blog Rookiemag.com interesting feature “Ask a Grown Man.” Basically young girls can email questions about guys or life that they want perspective on from an adult dude, and a grown male celebrity answers them via video.

Looking like he possibly just got back from a workout (actually that intense nervous stare he’s working suggests he’s probably just gutted a bear after being attacked by it,) Hamm answered with candor and blunt wisdom a few questions young girls have about life.

Dustin Hoffman helped save a London jogger suffering from cardiac arrest

ByStarcasm Staff

The latest trend for Hollywood celebrities isn’t getting DUIs and going to rehab, it’s saving peoples’ lives! Saturday Mila Kunis helped save an employee who suffered a seizure, and both Patrick Dempsey and Ryan Gosling have recently saved lives. Now Dustin Hoffman joins the ranks when he attended a London jogger who collapsed from cardiac arrest.

AnnaLynne McCord posts photo without makeup (and with blemishes) to protest Hollywood perfection

ByStarcasm Staff

Friday morning when 24-year-old 90210 star woke up she was over the pressure to always look perfect. In an act of protest, she took a photo of herself sans makeup (and with blemishes) and posted it on Twitter with this message:

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Demi Moore finally changes her Twitter name from @mrskutcher

ByStarcasm Staff

Finally! Demi Moore’s Twitter handle isn’t @mrskutcher! (In my opinion, that was never really a good name even if they stayed together forever.)

When her marriage imploded last year Demi had other things to worry about then switching her Twitter name, like taking care of her personal sanity and health. She sought rehab treatment after a break-down that possibly involved Whip-its, Red Bull, and not eating (among other things,) but now she’s doing a bajillion times better, looks healthy and amazing, and is now Tweetin to her millions of rapt Twitter fans as

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PHOTOS All 25 men from The Bachelorette Season 8 with Emily Maynard (PART 1)

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s that time of year again! ABC is rolling out a fresh new batch of 25 eligible bachelors from around the country world who will be competing for the heart and hand of Emily Maynard in the eighth installment of the hugely popular romantic reality competition The Bachelorette, premiering May 14! Keep reading for photos and brief bio info on the first 13 with the remaining 12 coming soon!

Octomom filed for bankruptcy, doing masturbation video to pay the bills

ByStarcasm Staff

Octomom’s troubles never cease. The mother of 14 filed for bankruptcy Monday because she is approaching $1 million of debt. In Chapter 7 papers in Orange County Superior Court she reports $50,000 assets, and almost $1 million in debt. She currently owes $30,000 in back payments on her house.

She’s also reportedly doing adult films to pay the bills.

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Game of Thrones: Who plays Red Priestess Melisandre, and how did she give birth to a shadow baby?

ByStarcasm Staff

Last week’s Game of Thrones cliffhanger showed Stannis’ red priestess suddenly get heavily pregnant, and give birth to a creepy shadow. What does this mean, and who is the actress who plays the chilling red lady?

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See Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor!

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s now a definite thing that Lindsay Lohan will play Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime movie Liz & Dick that starts shooting this summer. Megan Fox was also in consideration for the role, and people often said that she looked more the part, but Lindsay already has some experience dressing up like Liz. She donned a black wig, and filled-in eyebrows for an Interview Magazine shoot in 2006 when she was 19.

Here’s a side-by-side:

Lonely Teresa Giudice writes apology letters to Joe and Melissa Gorga, Jacqueline, Caroline, and Kathy in In Touch Magazine
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Lonely Teresa Giudice writes apology letters to Joe and Melissa Gorga, Jacqueline, Caroline, and Kathy in In Touch Magazine

ByStarcasm Staff

Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Teresa Giudice said she had an epiphany while filming Celebrity Apprentice: she needs to take responsibility for herself and apologize to every damn body! Not necessarily in private, but via In Touch magazine.

The Killers saxophonist Tommy Marth committed suicide last night

ByStarcasm Staff

The Killers’ saxophonist Tommy Marth died last night in his Las Vegas home from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. He was only 33 years old. The Killers broke the news with this statement: @thekillersThe KillersLast night we lost our friend Thomas Marth. Our prayers are with his family.There’s a light missing in Las…

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Why are Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian going to the White House Correspeondents’ dinner?

ByStarcasm Staff

This Saturday night two of America’s favorite (or most hated, take your pick) tabloid queens are going to the White House Correspondents’ dinner, where they will rub elbows with the country’s most powerful politicians and distinguished journalists. Why were they chosen to go?

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Demi Lovato talks about how easy it is for young celebrities get hooked on free drugs and alcohol

ByStarcasm Staff

Demi Lovato, who has publicly shared her struggles with drug addiction, self-harming, and bi-polar disorder before, spoke out again candidly with UK magazine Fabulous about the how the pitfalls of young celebrity fed her addictions.

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PHOTOS BIO Yolanda Foster, the newest cast member on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s been known for a few weeks that fan favorite Camille Grammer would not be returning for the third season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the rumor mill has been churning out potential replacements. Now Radar Online is reporting that former Dutch model Yolanda Foster has gotten the gig, and has already begun filming with the other ladies. Keep reading for the 411 on Yolanda, who not only has ties to some featured several times on RHOBH, but also ties to the Kardashians and… Spencer Pratt?!?

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Does Don Draper have lung cancer?

ByStarcasm Staff

This is the elephant in the room for Don Draper is his health, and the show’s creators are leaving clues that suggest Don Draper’s smoking and drinking have finally caught up with him. While he’s busy living in a quiet desperation, his body might be finally rebelling against him after all the cigarettes, the booze, the long hours working, and of course the massive stresses of a bad childhood, war, divorce, and of course, secretly taking over someone’s identity.

Here are the reasons why I think Don Draper is suffering from lung cancer, emphysema, or some other illness brought on by his dangerous 1960’s Ad Man lifestyle:

Here are the reasons why I think Don Draper is suffering from lung cancer, emphysema, or some other illness brought on by his dangerous 1960’s Ad Man lifestyle:

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Stevie TV presents Kim Zolciak: Behind the Music

ByStarcasm Staff

This is what we’ve been waiting for! Stevie TV whipped up a Kim Zociak: Behind the Music special, and it’s awesome.

It follows Kim post with a ficitonal post-Kandi producer (Kandi does make an appearance though) who has the magical ability to turn Kim’s burps and farts into pop hooks.

Kim Zolciak of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, her wise words united a nation when one woman -with no musical experience or any discernible talent- had the guts to tell the world what was on her mind: Don’t Be Tardy For The Party.

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Top Ten Funniest Tweets from Justin Bieber’s Random Twitter Hour

ByStarcasm Staff

Last night Justin Bieber engaged in a quite hilarious Random Twitter Hour that left us wondering if he’d been hacked. Since the wacky tweets are still up, it looks like they were legit, and Justin Bieber has a pretty good sense of humor. 10. The unfairness of his life: “i get 1 hour for lunch…

“Pregnant Man” Thomas Beatie split from wife Nancy after nine years

ByStarcasm Staff

“Pregnant Man” Thomas Beatie announced on a taped but unaired episode of The Doctors that he split with wife of nine years Nancy before finished his female to male gender reassignment surgery.

Thomas, who used to be a woman named Tracy LaGondino, carried all three of their children (Nancy, Jensen, and Austin) because Nancy was unable to carry a child due to a hysterectomy.

Tammy Lynn Michaels says she needs more than the $23,000-a-month alimony from Melissa Etheridge

ByStarcasm Staff

Melissa Etheridge’s ex-wife Tammy Lynn Michaels is making it really hard to be on her side. The former actress, who says she gave up her lucrative career to raise children with Etheridge, feels she needs more than the $23,000-a-month she receives each month in alimony.

Gossip secrets: Celebrity reporter says he did drugs with celebs like Lindsay Lohan to get stories

ByStarcasm Staff

On of the stories on ABC News’ 20/20 tonight features former People writer Chris Gardner, who went deep into the drug-fueled Hollywood underbelly to get exclusive stories on stars like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. In order to ingratiate himself with these stars, he would do drugs with them, get their drugs from their dealer,…

Drew Garrett and Lauren Willey, the girls behind “Hot Problems” viral video

ByStarcasm Staff

This may be a hot mess, but it’s also a hot item. Having their song called the “worst song ever made” by tons of critics is probably the best thing that could have ever happened to Double Take. Winning?

But, teen girls post videos of themselves singing on YouTube all the time, and a great many of those videos are actually better than “Hot Problems” so how did this become so big?

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Lee Moir, 34-year-old Justin Bieber impersonator abused and threatened a 12-year-old girl

ByStarcasm Staff

34-year-old Lee Moir, of Toronto, set up a Facebook Page pretending to be everyone’s favorite pop idol Justin Beiber, and successfully used that profile to sexually abuse and then threaten a 12-year-old girl. Yuck. Gross. Despicable.

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Reality Show Red Carpet Mash-up: Toddlers & Tiaras’s Eden Wood hangs with the Mob Wives

ByStarcasm Staff

Former Toddlers & Tiara‘s star Eden Wood (who has her own reality show Eden’s World on Logo) vamped it up in a purple showgirl outfit while hanging out with Mob Wives Renee Graziano and Big Ang Raiola on the red carpet for the premiere of Eden’s World at The Dream Midtown Hotel. Officially the world is imploding in on itself.

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Kandi Burruss is in love with Bravo production manager boyfriend Todd Tucker

ByStarcasm Staff

On The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, Part 1 Sunday night Kandi Burruss dropped a bombshell – she is in love with a Bravo production manager! Keep reading for all the sweet deets including a photo of the man benefiting from all that Bedroom Kandi!