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VIDEO Danielle Staub performs “Real Close” on WPIX

Danielle Staub delivers a train wreck “dance” version of her single “Real Close” on the PIX11 morning show. Also sharing the stage is Danielle’s rumored lesbian love interest (and duet partner) Lori Michaels as well as the Jersey Shore male dance troupe from her 48th birthday party. Click to see the video and unleash your inner schadenfreude!

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Levi Johnston running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska for reality show

Levi’s bid for mayor of his baby grandma Sarah Palin’s old stomping ground is the plot of a new reality series titled Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor’s Office being produced by Stone and Co., who have already begun shooting on the pilot episode. Find out details about Levi’s political aspirations, the show, his campaign poster and my idea for a reality show that could change the American political landscape forever!

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PHOTO Rod Blagojevich and Princess Leia at Chicago Comic-con

Princess Leia takes a walk on the dark side with Rod Blagojevich at 2010 Chicago Comic-con! See a photo of the second most famous black-helmeted character in the universe posing with model Adrianne Curry in her slave Leia costume at the convention. Also, video of Blago amidst swarming fans at the con and a rare photo of his Star Wars casting photo!

PHOTOS Kim Kardashian camera shy?!?

The always lovely Kim Kardashian was uncharacteristically stingy with her awesomeness as she made her way to the gym in Studio City, California earlier today. In addition to hiding her face with her purse, she attempted to give photographers and the world the ultimate shun with her really, really small hand. Find out if her embarrassment stems from ratings on last night’s premiere of Keeping Up With the Kardashians or the Kim-produced new reality series The Spin Crowd!

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Danielle Staub fired from Real Housewives of New Jersey

Bravo has reportedly lowered the boom on their controversial convicted felon star of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle Staub. Read the press release from Life & Style and Danielle’s response from PopEater, both of which hint at the possibility of a Danielle Staub spin-off show!

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PHOTOS Adrianne Curry dressed as Princess Leia; molested at ‘Star Wars Celebration V’

Model Adrianne Curry, winner of the first season of America’s Next Top Model and wife of Peter Brady actor Christopher Knight, is one of the biggest Star Wars fans in the universe! The sexy 28-year-old shares her passion by igniting the passions of fanboys dressed as Princess Leia or as an Imperial Officer at conventions around the world.

That’s exactly what she was doing in Orlando this weekend when she donned her famous Star Wars costumes for fans at Star Wars Celebration V. But her fun weekend turned horrible early Sunday morning when a man “molested” her outside of her hotel.

What is “grounding your club” that caused Dustin Johnson’s 2-stroke penalty?

Dustin Johnson had a one-stroke lead at the PGA Championship when his tee shot on 18 landed in a sandy patch in the gallery to the right. His next shot on the par-four hole went well left of the green and the young golfer thought sinking a chipshot would give him the title or he would join Bubba Watson and Martin Kaymer in a playoff by making the subsequent putt. What he didn’t know is that he had committed a rule violation that would cost him two strokes and a spot in the playoffs!

VIDEOS Tila Tequila’s Gathering of the Juggalos attack

The first videos of Tila Tequila’s performance at the Gathering of the Juggalos have surfaced. One is a short clip taken from backstage showing Tila attempting to perform as a man charges the stage and has to be subdued as other crowd members hurl objects at her. The other was shot from audience and show’s Tila’s introduction and the immediate negative reaction.

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VIDEO Big Brother 12 Rachel and Ragan’s unedited verbal backyard brawl!

Watch the brutal ten-minute fight between her and Ragan as he unleashes a relentless judgmental tirade and Rachel is left speechless for the first time! Includes a transcription and when to find it on the live feeds!

PHOTOS Tila Tequila attacked at Gathering of The Juggalos

It was announced months ago that Tila Tequila would be performing at the 2010 Gathering of the Juggalos and tons of Juggalos were none to happy about it. Things worsened when Tila apparently misspelled ICP as IKP on her blog eliciting threatening comments that were apparently not just threats!

TMZ is reporting that Tila was attacked during her Gathering performance earlier today and was forced to retreat to her trailer while crowd members threw stones, bottles and firecrackers at her! See photos of Tila’s injuries and read her detailed account of her attack as well as some of the threatening comments made by Juggalos prior to the event!

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AUDIO and transcript of Dr. Laura Schlessinger’s N-word tirade and apology

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is in a whole lot of hot water after she repeatedly used the N-word while talking with a caller during her August 10 radio show. Listen to or read a transcript of the conversation (which includes Dr. Laura saying the n-word 11 times) as well as Dr. Laura’s apology from the next day!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Danielle Staub performs “Real Close” at her Scores birthday bash

The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Danielle Staub may not have a man in her life, but she does have a close friend who has been holding her up for almost 25 years: a stripper pole. And to show her thanks to her old pal, Danielle threw her 48th birthday party at Manhattan’s Scores strip club on Tuesday, August 10! See a video of Danielle performing her new song “Real Close” with her possible lesbian lover Lori Michaels!

“Cathy Minus Cathy” In honor of Cathy Guisewite retiring

Neurotic everywoman Cathy has been lamenting the struggles of dieting, dating and shopping for 34 years on the comics pages of newspapers worldwide, but 60-year-old creator Cathy Guisewite has announced she’s calling it quits in October. Find out all the details and see our tribute to the passing of a comics page icon in the form of two “Cathy Minus Cathy” strips!

VIDEO New York Mets closer Francisco Rodriguez arrested for assaulting father-in-law

New York Mets closer Francisco Rodriguez (K-Rod) was arrested and charged with third-degree assault after an altercation with his 53-year-old father-in-law Wednesday night. Read more about the sketchy details and see a video report from ESPN. (Plus, find out what Rotowaorld says the impact will be on your fantasy team!)

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PHOTOS Jwoww looking sexy in Seaside Heights

I don’t know if there has ever been a show with more guilty pleasure components than Jersey Shore and I confess that one of my top five is the sexual appeal of the downright dangerous Jenni “Jwoww” Farley! Not only could she chew me up and spit me out in a matter of seconds, but for some reason I want her to! Check out these photos of the unintimidatable Jwoww pwning the sidewalks of Seaside Heights, New Jersey!

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PHOTOS Paris Hilton as Marilyn Monroe at TEASE perfume launch

Paris Hilton paid homage to her hero Marilyn Monroe by dressing up like her for the launch of the new Paris Hilton fragrance “Tease.” The skinny tabloid starlet donned a white dress and fur stole reminiscent of the gown worn by Marilyn in the infamous scene from The Seven Year Itch, which seems appropriate given the fact that Paris has been suffering from (and spreading) numerous seven-year itches. Click for tons of photos including some side-by-side images of Paris and Marilyn! (Parilyn?)

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Survivor Nicaragua contestant Brenda Lowe photos, bio, links

CBS has just announced the entire cast for the upcoming season of Survivor: Nicaragua and the early front runner for sexiest babe is 27-year old Brenda Lowe from Miami, Florida! This half-Bolivian, half-Chinese, 100% hottie was born in the Canary Islands, Spain before relocating to Florida where she was a Miami Dolphins cheerleader, beauty pageant contestant, Maxim babe, co-host of the gameshow ¿Qué Dice la Gente? and founder of Paddleboard Miami. Sold yet? Just wait until you see the photos!

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VIDEO Joe Giudice denies he was drinking and driving before his DWI arrest on Real Housewives of New Jersey

On January 14, 2010 Joe Giudice (husband of Teresa Giudice from Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey reality series) flipped his Ford pickup truck and smashed into a telephone pole less than three miles from the couple’s home in Towaco, New Jersey. Though the officer on the scene claims to have smelled alcohol on his breath and a blood test taken later indicated he was over the legal limit, Joe denies he had consumed alcohol prior to the accident during tonight’s episode!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Rashad Bobino was man in Austin street fight with Roger Huerta

Roger Huerta made headlines last week when a video of him beating up a large man who had just viciously punched a woman in the back of the head on the streets of Austin made its way to TMZ. The Austin Police Department has been quiet about the identity of the other man involved in the beat down but SportsByBrooks.com claims he is a former linebacker for the Texas Longhorns named Rashad Bobino. Keep reading for all the details including photos, videos and background info on Bobino.

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PHOTOS Lucas Lee movie posters from ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’

As the world prepares for the August 13 release of Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World starring Michael Cera as Michael Cera with yet another super fine love interest, the studio continues to dole out hilarious tidbits to keep our appetites whetted! The latest funny nuggets are these five movie posters for Chris Evans’ character Lucas Lee in the movie, an actor and one of Ramona Flowers’ exes that Scott Pilgrim has to fight.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Ann Ward from America’s Next Top Model is 6′ 2″ and weighs under 100 pounds

America’s Next Top Model is about to kick off cycle 15 and they’ve just released the first promotional videos for the upcoming season, including one of Ann from Dallas Texas who is well over six feet tall and weighs less than 100 pounds! See the video and some amazing stills of Miss J wrapping his hands around Ann’s tiny waist!

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Big Brother 12 Spoilers 8/7 – Is Rachel going home? Is there a new Saboteur?

Find out what happened this week on the Big Brother 12 live feeds! Who is the new HoH? Who was nominated for eviction? Who won the Power of Veto? Will the house finally send Rachel home? Did the new HoH open Pandora’s Box and if so, did Ragan accept the offer to be the new saboteur? We have the answers!

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VIDEO: Jersey Shore Season 2, Episode 2 “The Hangover” or “Farewell Angelina”

Watch the complete second episode of Season 2 of Jersey Shore in which Angelina loses what few friends she has in the house and we all get to witness Snooki’s crystal sunglasses chicken accident! Plus, a tribute to Angelina missing out on fame once again from Bob Dylan and Joan Baez…

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PHOTOS Britney Spears flashes her butt and her K-Fed dice tattoo

Sometimes I think Britney sacrifices her dignity on purpose just to keep the world entertained. Her latest sacrifice was to wear a flowing dress/shirt that was about two inches too short for walking up steps with the paparazzi on your tail and then she selflessly walked up steps with the paparazzi on her tail. Also revealed on Britney’s milkshake run to Johnny Rockets was her tattoo tribute to her marriage with Kevin Federline in the form of two misshapen red dice. (Not a very exciting news night, huh?)

Husband of Real Housewives of DC’s Stacie Turner patented a “penile volumetric measuring device”

Bravo’s latest house spouse reality series The Real Housewives of D.C. is all set to premiere tonight and in addition to a couple of notorious White House crashers we can apparently look forward to meeting a “bone-a-fide” inventor! The Bravo housewives are famous for inventing stories (Gretchen) and personal histories (Danielle) but this inventor isn’t one of the ladies, he’s the husband of Capitol City hottie Stacie Turner (above). His name is Jason Turner and in December of 2006 he received a patent for a “penile volumetric measuring device.” See the description from the US Patent Office as well as SFW illustrations of the device!

Joaquin Phoenix mockumentary “I’m Still Here” movie poster

It’s that moment we’ve all not really been waiting for: The unveiling of the movie poster for Joaquin Phoenix’s self-indulgent extended SNL skit called I’m Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix! (We’ve included our poster art from back when the hobo rapper thing was still funny.)

VIDEO ‘Teen Mom’ Season 2, Episode 3 ‘Valentine’s Day’

Episode three of the second season of Teen Mom was called “Valentine’s Day” and it took viewers’ hearts for a loop de loop as it followed the emotional roller coaster love lives of Amber, Maci, Catelynn and Farrah on and around February 14. Read a brief synopsis of Cupid’s journey and watch the full episode!

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VIDEO ‘Teen Mom’ Episode 4 sneak peek Farrah and her mom sit down together

Teen Mom‘s Farrah Abraham and her mother Debra Danielson have a tumultuous relationship to say the least (See: Felonious Assault) but Debra tries her best to make things right in this sneak peek clip from episode 4 of the second season of the teen mama drama reality series.

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Was Taylor Jacobson fired from Rachel Zoe Inc. stealing designer clothes and sabotaging Brad?

As we all prepare for the cataclysmic season 3 premiere of The Rachel Zoe Project tonight on Bravo, questions remain unanswered as to why Zoe’s assistant Taylor Jacobson is no longer on the show or working for the Rachel Zoe Corporation. Read up on all the evidence and decide for yourself if Taylor quit or was fired for stealing clothes as reported by Page Six in March!

VIDEO Kim Kardashian stalker Dennis Shaun Bowman sends her a message

See a video posted by Kim Kardashian stalker Dennis Shaun Bowman addressing the restraining order taken out by Kim in February of 2010. Also includes screen captures of Bowman’s Twitter account where it is obvious he is in violation of the restraining order by continuously sending messages to Kim, sister Khloe and her boyfriend Miles Austin!

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PHOTOS Ke$ha as Naughty $murfette at Casio’s “Shock the World” event

Singer and Hot Topic poster child Ke$ha arrived on the red carpet at the Casio ‘Shock the World’ event looking like she just got off work from the Smurf Village Happy Ending Massage Parlor with bright blue lipstick and matching blue “scratches” on her arm. Keep reading to Tiptoe Through the Blue Lips and see photos of Ke$ha performing during the event.

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VIDEO Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Ali Fedotowsky is The Bachelorette no more! The lovely blond star of the ABC reality series selected the sexy and hunkalicious Roberto Martinez and the former baseball player responded by asking Ali to marry him on last night’s season finale of the popular reality series.

But, that was actually months ago and the two lovebirds have been forced to hide their love from the world for all that time! Well, no longer! In addition to strolling the streets of Los Angeles together (see photos HERE) the perty couple made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, giving Jimmy a chance to gloat over the fact that he had picked Roberto for Ali waaaaaay back…

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PHOTOS The Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky and fiance Roberto Martinez in L.A.

Ali Fedotowsky surprised the world when she bucked Reality Steve’s prediction that she would choose no one during The Bachelorette season finale and picked former baseball player and current insurance salesman Roberto Martinez from South Carolina to be her fiance! The lovely couple stepped out in public for the first time last night in Los Angeles and of course the paparazzi were kind enough to greet them. Click for photos of Roberto and Ali as well as Ali’s big ol’ engagement rang!

PHOTOS Sucker Punch character poster art by Alex Pardee

The movie Sucker Punch won’t be released for another eight months, but there’s already a great deal of anticipation for Zack Snyder’s “Alice in Wonderland with machine guns.” See the amazing character art drawn by Alex Pardee and handed out as posters at San Diego Comic-Con 2010 featuring Amber, Sweet Pea, Madam Gorski, Blondie, Rocket and Babydoll with her big bunny-faced killing machine!

VIDEOS Lindsay Lohan released from prison

Lindsay Lohan was smuggled out of Lynwood Correctional Facility in the wee hours of the morning Monday and an L.A. County Sheriff’s Department spokesman later spoke to photographers gathered outside to basically let them know that “Elvis has left the building.” See a video of the announcement and an ABC News report showing Lindsay leaving Lynwood in a black SUV. The World’s Hottest Mess was taken to UCLA where she will begin her mandated 90-day rehab.

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PHOTOS Match made in heaven: Kelly Bensimon and Jake Pavelka together in Chicago

Love works in mysterious ways! The Bachelor‘s Jake Pavelka and Real Housewives of New York City‘s Kelly Bensimon are both rebounding from relationships in which there was a lot of systematic bullying and fate placed them together in Chicago for the Rock ‘n’ Roll Chicago Half Marathon on August 1, 2010. Are those wedding bells I hear?

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PHOTO Big Brother’s Rachel Reilly with Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler on the cover of Sturgis Rally News

Big Brother’s Rachel Reilly won the crown of Miss Sturgis 2008 and one of the perks was getting to pose for the cover of Sturgis Rally News with Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler! Another one of the perks was getting to anger the biking community for beating out one of their own, biker lady writer and hottie Sasha Mullins! See the magazine cover and read all about how Rachel was stirring up animosity long before moving into the Big Brother household!

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VIDEO RHONJ Teresa Giudice stars in a Sizzle Tans commercial

A girl in bankruptcy has got to pay the bills somehow, right? Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Teresa Giudice is trying to help husband Joe bring home the bacon by becoming a slice of bacon herself – at Sizzle Tans! The low-brow queen of table-flipping donned a number of different bikinis and struck her best calendar poses in a commercial for the Jersey-based tanning salons. Watch the video and see some (quite sexy!) stills of Teresa Giudikini!

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Magdalena Gorka sues Casey Affleck for sexual harassment

In what looks to be turning into a “where there’s smoke there’s a fire” situation, a second woman has filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against Casey Affleck. Magdalena Gorka, the Director of Photography on the mockumentary I’m Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix, is suing Affleck for $2.25 million, alleging he climbed into her bed while she was asleep and that she was later “berated and verbally attacked by Affleck after she refused his sexual advances in New York, and was criticized constantly for refusing to be submissive in response to his rants and derisive comments,” according to the complaint.

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VIDEO Rep. Anthony Weiner unleashes tirade on the house floor

Mr. Weiner goes to Washington!

Democrat representative Anthony Weiner from New York wigged out Mel Gibson style on the floor of the House Thursday after a Republican colleague made a procedural objection to a proposed amendment to the Public Health Services Act. To Weiner’s credit, he did refrain from profanity and kept his volcanic rage eruption completely family friendly. Keep reading to watch the clip! (If you’re at work I suggest you turn the volume on your computer down.)

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Watch Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 1 “Goin’ South”

After months of hype and anticipation the greatest example of reality show alchemy in the history of television finally returned to MTV last night as the lead-into-golden stars of Jersey Shore reunited in Miami. Watch the complete premiere episode along with still images, a brief recap and a smidgen of commentary on the first wave of the Guido and Guidette invasion of the Sunshine State!

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Tim Gunn explains origins of catchphrase “Make It Work”

Every fan of Lifetime’s multiple-Emmy-nominated reality competition series Project Runway is familiar with endearingly suave mentor Tim Gunn’s catchphrase, “Make It Work.” Keep reading for the story of the first time Tim used the phrase and find out whether or not it has been overused to the point where we shouldn’t expect to hear it during the upcoming 8th season!

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PHOTOS Big Brother’s Rachel Reilly was a ‘Las Vegas Go Girl’

Big Brother 12‘s Rachel Reilly is only 26 years old, but she already has a resume longer than a Tolstoy novel! Over the last few weeks I’ve become one of the world’s top Rachel Reillyologists and this week I present Volume Twelve of the Rachel Reillypedia featuring her time as one of the Las Vegas Go-Girls! (There are pictures of table dancing!)

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San Diego Comic-Con 2010 attack: Man stabbed in the eye with a pen

It was all fun and games until somebody got hurt.

In between San Diego Comic-Con 2010 panels for Resident Evil: Afterlife and Marvel, two men got into a dispute over a seat. According to Dread Central, one of the men refused to change seats and as a result he was stabbed in the eye with a pen!

PHOTO Kim Kardashian looking bada$$ walking down the street

Occasionally Kim Kardashian reminds me that she can be quite intimidatingly sexy from the front as well as from behind! Such was the case with this photo taken earlier today of Kimmy-Kar strutting her bada$$ self down the sidewalk in West Hollywood California just after getting her perfection tinkered with at the Shade salon. (For the full intimidatingly confident effect I’ve added a soundtrack.)

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PHOTOS Real Housewives of New Jersey Teresa Giudice’s items up for auction

The financial woes of Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe Giudice continue to ply out in the public spotlight after The Real Housewives of New Jersey stars filed for bankruptcy in October of 2009. Teresa has continued to deny claims that the couple’s lavish New Jersey home is in foreclosure, but although their house may be safe, the same can’t be said for pretty much everything inside it as A. J. Willner Auction House just posted a list of the Giudice’s possessions to be auctioned off on August 22. Keep reading for some of the featured items up for auction and links to more photos and a PDF of the complete inventory of the sale.

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PHOTOS Phoebe Price as Princess Leia and Wonder Woman at Comic Con 2010

The incomparable red-headed ray of sunshine that is Phoebe Price unleashed her lens-consuming glory on the poor, unsuspecting folks at Comic-Con Friday, packing her long and leggy flame-topped self into the two most intimidatingly sexy female costumes known to geekdom: Princess Leia and Wonder Woman.

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PHOTO Sheryl Crow upstaged by her makeup artist on Good Morning America

It was hot in New York City this morning and things only got hotter when sex muffin singer/songwriter Sheryl Crow took the stage in a fiery red and orange dress to perform songs from her brand new album, 100 Miles from Memphis. Ironically things got even hotter when Sheryl’s makeup artist came out on stage with a fan, instantly bumping Sheryl down to second place in the “Prettiest Person On Stage” contest! Keep reading to check HIM out!

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San Diego Comic-Con 2010 photos: Will Ferrell at Megamind panel

Will Ferrell brought the funny as he spoke to the Megamind panel at San Diego Comic-Con 2010 dressed in a wonderfully terrible, homemade costume of the bulbous-skulled blue super-villain star from the movie. Also joining Will on stage was the Queen of Comic-Con geekdom Tina Fey, Jonah Hill and a cardboard cutout of… Keep reading to find out!