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PHOTOS Teen Mom Jenelle Evans shows up for court date, Kieffer a no show

Teen Mom Jenelle Evans showed up for her court date in Bolivia, North Carolina today sporting a black and gray animal print overcoat, seemingly suggesting to the world that Charlie Sheen isn’t the only one with tiger blood! Perhaps fearful of Jenelle “winning” her accusers (ex-boyfriend Kieffer Delp and ex-friend Jaelanie Salas) did not show up. Keep reading to find out what happened and to see Jenelle walking tall.

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PHOTOS Simon Barney’s new girlfriend Kay

In a previous post I revealed that The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Simon Barney appears to have moved on after his less-than-amicable split from wife Tamra Barney. At the time all we knew was that he had a girlfriend and that she was an attractive brunette. I’m happy to announce that in addition to some more photos, including the happy couple together, we now have a name!

VIDEO Charlie Sheen recites poem “The Big White Phone” on Sheen’s Korner UStream show

Charlie Sheen kicked off his new web series titled Sheen’s Korner tonight on UStream. In addition to a number of ho-hum scripted comedy bits (which included Charlie’s “Goddess” Natalie Kenly and a few of his guy pals) Charlie dug up a copy of his own book of poetry titled A Peace of My Mind and recited the poem “The Big White Phone” to end the show. Keep reading for a video clip of the amazing recitation as well as the entire show for those who want more tiger blood and Adonis DNA!

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast announcement – who is coming back for Season 2?

The premiere season of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was a huge success but there has been a lot of talk that one ore more of the cast members may not return for a second season. HollywoodLife.com has received confirmation on who will be back and who won’t – and it may surprise you! Hold your breath, cross your fingers, and keep reading to find out!

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PHOTOS Jacqueline Laurita before and after 30-pound weight loss

Apparently Danielle Staub isn’t the only excess human flesh trimmed from the next season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey! In the new issue of Life & Style magazine cast member Jacqueline Laurita reveals she has lost 30 pounds since giving birth to her son Nicholas in 2009! Keep reading to find out how Jacqueline dropped the pounds and see before and after photos (including Life & Style‘s horrible choice for a “before” photo).

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PHOTOS Pia Toscano at the American Idol finalists party in Los Angeles

See photos of Pia Toscano at the American Idol finalists party in Los Angeles last night and listen to me toot my own horn for picking Pia as my preseason favorite going in. Oh, and in case you missed it, I’ve included a high-definition video clip of Pia’s show-stopping performance of “I’ll Stand By you” that got the first standing ovation of the season from the judges’ table!

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PHOTOS Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley’s movie date night

Teen Mom Amber Portwood and baby daddy Gary Shirley’s on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again…. relationship is back ON – and it appears to be rather serious. (If being together for more than two days consecutively without any know feloniously violent outbursts counts as “serious,” which in Amber and Gary’s case it does.) Keep reading for photos of the couple’s date night to a local movie theater and find out which surprising flick they wound up seeing!

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PHOTO Charlie Sheen self-portrait statue unveiled!

Charlie Sheen told us he has magic and poetry in his fingertips (even when he naps) and now there’s proof! In addition to being an F-18, a tiger, a Vatican assassin and a drug (Methamphetasheen?) Gnarly Charlie is also a world class artist. Keep reading to see an exclusive photo of Gnarly Charlie’s marble self-portrait titled “Adonis.”

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AUDIO Listen to Britney Spears’ new single “Till the World Ends” with lyrics

The new single from Britney Spears’ upcoming album release Femme Fatale has leaked early! The song is titled “Till the World Ends” and it was written by fellow blond pop diva Ke$ha. Keep reading to give it a listen and see if you think it has what it takes to be a hit!

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VIDEO Jimmy Fallon presents WINNING for Men by Charlie Sheen

Ever wonder what success smells like? It smells like Charlie Sheen! (Which is a mixture of cigarette smoke, cocaine, sweat and lots of nekkid women that know what they’re doing – and what they’re doing is… Charlie Sheen!)

Late Night host Jimmy Fallon is the latest to jump on board the Charlie Sheen insanitrain with a commercial for Winning for Men cologne. Keep reading for one of the best Charlie Sheen impersonations ever!

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Teen Mom 2 Chelsea Houska’s roommate Megan Nelson pregnancy drama update

It seems I wasn’t the only one smitten with Chelsea Houska’s cool-headed (in both temperament and hairstyle) roommate Megan Nelson! After feuding with Chelsea’s baby daddy Adam Lind and moving out of the apartment Teen Mom 2 viewers have been flocking to the Sioux Falls hottie’s Facebook fan page to keep up on all things Megan – which as it turns out is quite a lot. Keep reading to get all caught up on the Megan drama, which includes pregnancy, baby daddy info and impatient and angry Facebookers!

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Christina Aguilera mug shot photo controversy

Last night E! published the mug shot of Christina Aguilera taken after her March 1st arrest for public intoxication with the headline, “The Christina Aguilera Mug Shot the Cops Didn’t Want You to See.” As it turns out, E! wasn’t kidding and the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department is furious, claiming the photo was “surreptitiously stolen” by the news agency! Keep reading for the LAPD’s finger-pointing statement and E!’s “nyah-nyah” response!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and daughter Sophia on her 2nd birthday

To celebrate her daughter Sophia’s second birthday on February 23, Teen Mom Farrah Abraham had some adorable studio portraits made. Keep reading for a whole lot of cuteness and to realize just how fast time flies! (Oh, and if you can get past Sophia’s adorableness you will notice Farrah now has braces!)

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PHOTO Charlie Sheen’s Giving Tree Apocalypse Now chest tattoo

Apparently Charlie Sheen’s over-inflated opinion of himself also extends to his tattoos. I have to confess that after I heard Charlie’s description of his latest skin art addition I was thinking to myself, “Man, that thing must be over-the-top cuh-razy!” It’s crazy alright, but in more of a “12-year-old do-it-yourself” kind of way than anything even resembling gnarly gnarlington. Keep reading to take in the full artistic glorylessness of the offspring of Joseph Conrad and Shel Silverstein!

Comic book version of Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” music video intro

While posting Lady Gaga’s new music video for the single “Born This Way” it occurred to me that the Creation Myth narrative intro combined with images from the video would make for a great comic book. So, I spent the next couple hours creating a graphic novelization! (Includes the original video and transcript of the intro)

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PHOTOS Bethenny Frankel in a bikini with Jason Hoppy

If Bravo reality starlet and Skinny Girl entrepreneur Bethenny Frankel knows anything it’s marketing, so of course she took a leisurely stroll on the beaches on Miami in a skimpy hot pink bikini with her shirtless six-packed hubby Jason Hoppy one day before the second season of her show Bethenny Ever After was to premiere on Bravo! Bikinin marketing – it works.

Hilary Swank red carpet PHOTOS at 2011 Oscars

There were lot of beautiful women in beautiful gowns on the red carpet at the 83rd Academy Awards but there weren’t a lot of risk-taking “WOW” looks, probably because taking chances at the Oscars can just about ruin a career if you fail. One of the few bold enough to take a real chance was the always-courageous Hilary Swank who looked fantastic in her strapless Gucci Premiere dress that begins tight and sparkly up top and ends voluminous, soft and feathery at the bottom.

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Gary Shirley and Amber Portwood shopping for promise rings

In Chapter 337 of “Who Is Amber Dating Now?” the Teen Mom star and her former fiance Gary Shirley were photographed at Kay Jewelers in Indianapolis shopping for a promise rings! And right after that they headed off to Burlington Coat Factory to buy outfits for an Oscars party. (Yeah, there’s a photo of that too!)

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Jennifer Lawrence red carpet PHOTOS at 2011 Oscars

Jennifer Lawrence, nominated for Best Actress for her role as Ree Dolly in Winter’s Bone, looked like an Oscar veteran in a lovely red Calvin Klein dress, Chopard jewelry and a pair of Jimmy Choo New Lancer platform sandals. Keep reading for the stunning images of this 20-year-old first-time nominee from Louisville, Kentucky.

PHOTOS Taylor Momsen wears an “I F*** for Satan” shirt in concert

I used to be a closet Taylor Momsen fan. I kind of liked her faux trashy goth rebel chic style and confess that I would often crack a smile while thumbing through the latest set of Taylor’s overly eye-shadowed eyes and platinum blond hair dressed up in some sort of lacy inner wear as outer wear look. She was the consummate angsty privileged sexy teenage girl with an F-you attitude and an F-me body that literally played the part of private school Goth locker poster girl perfectly.

But lately the Pretty Reckless lead singer seems to be losing her balance while walking the tight rope of rebellious-and-shocking envelope pushing, resulting in her crashing descent on the side of boring. Keep reading to see photos from last night’s Pretty Reckless concert in Toronto to see what I mean. (Censored with uncensored links)

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PHOTOS of Amber Portwood and new boyfriend Adam Dockery together

In an earlier post I mentioned that Amber Portwood is reportedly dating Adam Dockery, an aspiring tattoo artist that works at the Studio X tattoo parlor where Amber Portwood got her infamous Leah tattoo. Now we have the first photographs of the couple together! Keep reading to see the first known pictures of Adamber!

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Real Housewives of New Jersey involved in Dominican Republic bar brawl

In what could very well be considered an aggressive military action by the United States, or perhaps even a declaration of war, The Real Housewives of New Jersey have invaded the Dominican Republic to tape a segment for the upcoming season of their popular reality series on Bravo. As you might have expected, the their presence has resulted in a reported brawl of sorts at a local nightclub. Keep reading for the sketchy deets!

Teen Mom Maci Bookout shows off her new boob job
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PHOTO Teen Mom Maci Bookout shows off her new boob job

Teen Mom Maci Bookout recently posted this photo on Facebook, visually confirming a story in Life & Style on February 3 that she had a boob job. In the article a friend of Maci’s claimed she had the procedure, raising her cup size from an A to a C. Keep reading for the before and after pictures!

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Kelsey Grammer and Kayte Walsh wedding photos

Just two weeks after finalizing his quickie divorce from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Playboy star Camille Donatacci Grammer, Kelsey Grammer married former airline stewardess Kayte Walsh at a wedding ceremony in New York City earlier today. Keep reading for photos of the newlyweds, including a very lovely Kayte Walsh in a similarly lovely wedding dress!

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VIDEO PHOTOS David Beckham gets tattoo of himself as Jesus

David Beckham officially unveiled his latest tattoo masterpiece on Facebook earlier today – a large scene over his heart depicting Jesus Christ being helped by three cherubs. In a brief video clip addressing the scene he explains that the Jesus figure represents him and the three cherubs are his three boys. Keep reading for pictures and to watch the clip!

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Teen Mom 2 Jonathan ‘Jo’ Rivera mug shot photos for marijuana arrest

Teen Mom 2 Kailyn Lowry’s baby daddy Jonathan “Jo” Rivera was arrested on February 13 for suspicion of being under the influence of marijuana after the car his brother Edward was driving was stopped by Lopatcong Township Police because of sparks coming from underneath the car. It took almost two weeks, but the mug shots from his arrest have finally been released!

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PHOTOS The 2011 Bachelorette is Ashley Hebert

It’s that time of year when The Bachelor and The Bachelorettte fans begin to obsess over which single lady will be chosen as the next star of The Bachelorette. Well, you can stop obsessing because now we know! Keep reading to find out which lucky single lady will be juggling a stable of hunky eligible bachelors in Season 7 of The Bachelorette!

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PHOTOS A very pregnant Alyssa Milano at “Hall Pass” Premiere

Actress Alyssa Milano made her first public appearance since announcing she was pregnant Tuesday, showing off her sizable baby bumpage at the Premiere of Hall Pass last night in Los Angeles. Keep reading for the full bun-in-the-ovenegery from the Who’s the Boss? Charmed and Melrose Place alum!

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Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry and Jo Rivera fight it out on Facebook

Kailyn Lowry and Jo Rivera’s bitter break-up continues as the two exchange profanity-laden barbs on Facebook over Jo’s text message showcased in this week’s episode of Teen Mom 2. Keep reading for the (slightly edited) word battle and Jo’s original text message in its entirety!

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Teen Mom Tabloidegery: Leah Messer cheating with bad boy Seth George?

The current issue of In Touch Weekly features a cover story on Teen Mom 2 sweetheart Leah Messer Simms with the sensational headline, “Teen Mom Leah’s Double Life: Feeling trapped in her marriage, Leah is torn between Corey and a bad-boy named Seth.” Keep reading to find out what this latest hooey is based on.

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VIDEOS Teen Mom 2’s Jonathan “Jo” Rivera rapping as N.I.C.K. B

It seems we have a new headline king in Teen Mom 2 land! Kieffer Delp has handed his crown over to Kailyn Lowry’s baby daddy Jonathan “Jo” Rivera who follows up an arrest last week for suspicion of being under the influence of marijuana with a YouTube video of himself busting some serious rhymes! Keep reading to check out his skillz and see if you agree with my shocking conclusion… he’s not bad!

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More photos from The Real Housewives of Miami Premiere Party

See tons of photos from The Real Housewives of Miami Premiere Party at Eden Roc Hotel and Resort Miami, Florida last night including five of the six cast members, their families and the incomparable Andy Cohen himself!

PHOTO VIDEO Rapper Yung LA gets a pink duck tattooed on his face

Not one to be bested by the ice cream coned visage of rapper Gucci Mane, Yung L.A. took to the chair to have a huge angry pink dunk permanently tattooed on the left side of his face. And not one to miss out on a marketing opportunity Yung LA videotaped a large part of the process to share with his fans and promote his new mix tape titled Tattoos and Jewelry due out March 15. Keep reading to watch the hyped-up rapper get arted up between purple sizzurple induced rants.

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REVIEW Oscar-snubbed ‘Get Low’ starring Robert Duvall released on DVD and Blu-ray today!

I’m the last person in the world to complain about the choices of The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences as far as Oscar nominations go, but last night I was finally able to catch the film Get Low thanks to a special screening at the 2011 Macon Film Festival and I’m astonished it wasn’t considered to be one of the best 10 films of last year. Keep reading for the full review and see if I can’t convince you to order a copy today!

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VIDEO Amber Portwood groped by Gary Shirley as they sing along to ’80s songs

I literally have no idea what to make of this one folks. This video was posted on a relatively new Facebook account claiming to be Teen Mom‘s Gary Shirley and it features Gary along with his former fiancee Amber Portwood singing along to Youtube videos for the ’80s songs “Time After Time” by Cyndi Lauper and “Love Is A Battlefield” by Pat Benatar! In the video Amber appears to be drunk or high and Gary is grotesquely over-affectionate. Not good. Not good at all. You gotta see it!

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My Top 5 Favorite Inanimate Objects from Teen Mom

This blog (as well as thousands of others) spends a lot of time obsessing over the young ladies from the MTV reality series Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2. These eight girls, their friends and their families supply us with a seemingly endless supply of on-and-off-screen drama to write about as they try to deal with the responsibilities of motherhood being thrust on them at such a young age – all of which plays out each and every week on our television screens and in the tabloids.

I’m as big a fan as anyone of the Teen Moms and their entourages, but I thought I might take a moment to recognize some of the under-appreciated stars of the show – namely the inanimate objects that play such an important supportive role. I’ve compiled my Top Five Favorite Inanimate Objects From Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 (actually six, but that’s because of a tie) and arranged them from Number Five up to Number One. Keep reading to see the list and take the poll to let me know if you agree!

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s new boyfriend Kris Humphries is really, really tall

Normally it’s a good thing to have a significant other you can look up to, but Kim Kardashian may be taking that notion to the extreme by dating NBA player Kris Humphries! Keep reading for photos of Fee-fi-fo-fumphries and Lil Kim at the NBA All-Star Weekend Party presented by Ciroc Vodka yesterday.

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PHOTO Lisa Vanderpump and Danielle Staub at sex toy gifting suite

We poked a little fun at The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump a couple months ago for reportedly mistaking a RumbaTime wrist watch at a gifting suite for a female pleasuring device, and now we have photos from an event in September, 2010 in which she actually did receive a female pleasuring device from a gifting suite! And standing beside her is yet another female pleasuring device, The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s resident bisexual felon and sex tape star Danielle Staub!

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PHOTOS Justin Bieber plays basketball at BBVA NBA All-Star Celebrity Game

Justin Bieber showed off yet another talent in his vast arsenal of hipness as he went from the concert stage and big screen to the hardwood at the BBVA NBA All-Star Celebrity Game earlier today. Keep reading to see pictures of Dr. J. Bieber, who took home the MVP trophy in the contest!

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PHOTO Teen Mom Chelsea Houska gets her tongue pierced

In addition to pregnancy rumors, car accidents, pot-smoking videos, new boyfriends and airport arrivals we also keep on top of all the Teen Mom body art additions including tattoos and… piercings!

Sioux Falls, South Dakota’s most famous resident Chelsea Houska posted the above photo on Twitter yesterday revealing a brand spanking new tongue piercing! (Oh, and in case you didn’t know, Chelsea has gone completely blond!)

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VIDEO Miley Cyrus accepts Global Action Youth Leadership Award

It appears all of daddy Billy Ray Cyrus’ concerns about his daughter heading for disaster and being under attack from Satan were ill-founded after all!

Miley Cyrus was in Beverly Hills last night to accept the Global Action Youth Leadership Award from Hilary Duff at the 1st Annual Global Action Awards Gala, and you don’t receive the Global Action Youth Leadership Award unless you’re doing something right! Right? Keep reading to watch the video of Miley accepting her award and explaining to all of us how seeing her and meeting her makes kids “wanna do good and wanna get involved and make a difference.”

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PHOTO Marysol Patton mug shot Real Housewives of Miami

Things don’t officially get rolling on the latest installment of Bravo’s Housewives franchise until Monday night when The Real Housewives of Miami kicks off at 10|9c. But, the drama is already unfolding as the cast members get vetted by the media and the skeletons come dancing out of the closet like a Grateful Dead music video! Keep reading to see cast member Marysol Patton’s mug shot and find out exactly what it was that got her arrested!

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PHOTO RHONY’s Ramona Singer at WTB show during Fashion Week

Fans of The Real Housewies of New York City are going to have to wait for Turtle Time to officially begin thanks to Bravo pushing the premiere back a bit, but in honor of National Drink Wine Day I thought I might wet your whistles with a little bit of the Pinot Grigio maven herself, Ramona Singer, who was lookin’ fine as usual at the WTB show last night!

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Monthly “Teen Mom Amber Portwood Pregnant Again!” post

In case you’re wondering what Teen Mom star Amber Portwood spends her reported $280,000-a-year on, apparently most of it goes toward pregnancy tests. That is if you believe the numerous “insiders” and “sources close to Amber” who seem to surface weekly claiming the troubled single mom is knocked up again by some new man. The source this time is none other than Amber’s reported new beau, Adam Dockery! Keep reading to find out just how many pregnancy tests came back positive this time!

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PHOTOS Kelsey Grammer kisses bikini-clad Kayte Walsh, then grabs her…

Talk about bad Grammer! Only seven days after getting his divorce finalized from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star and former Playboy model Camille Donatacci, Kelsey Grammer and his new fiance, former flight attendant Kayte Walsh, got non-adulterously lascivious poolside in Miami Thursday. Keep reading to find out which of Kayte’s body parts Kelsey went for next!

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PHOTOS Vanessa Hudgens gets a butterfly tattoo on her neck

This is what happens when you start hanging out with sexy rebel lesbian MTV hosts! Disney starlet Vanessa Hudgens fell under the influence of Australia’s Ruby Rose late last night and as a result her skin lost its virginity… to a tattoo! Keep reading for Vanessa’s epidermal deflowering in progress as well as the finished product.