Charlie Sheen’s train wreck media blitz continues as he lashed out at Two and A Half Men execs for canceling the show and the media for over-blowing his personal problems in the wake of his drug and porn star marathon that landed him in the hospital.
Charlie talked with Jeff Rossen of the Today Show and kicked things off by pointing out that he has passed a drug test. (Which only goes to show he’s full-on crazy and not just high) He also presented a list of questions for writer and executive producer Chuck Lorre before going off on Alcoholics Anonymous again:
My favorite moment was Charlie’s ode to Allen Iverson’s infamous “practice” speech!
Rossen concluded by asking whether or not Charlie Sheen owes CBS an apology to which Charlie replies, “They owe me a big one while licking my feet.” Ummmm… That’s what she said? Wait… That’s what Sheen said! Million dollar idea!
Andrea Canning interviewed Charlie Sheen for ABC News and he continued his spirited ramblings about suing CBS, Antisemitism, his addiction to drugs and porn stars and protecting his family.
My favorite quote in this interview is right at the beginning:
“I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen! It’s not available because if you try it once you will die, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”