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Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Danielle Staub sues Jacqueline Laurita’s daughter Ashley Holmes over weave-pulling

ByStarcasm Staff

A weave-pulling lawsuit, and it isn’t even in Atlanta? Unbeweavable! BRAVO’s cameras were reportedly rolling for the moment that provoked Danielle Staub to head to court over weave-mistreatment. The extension-pulling went down at a country club on November 11 when Danielle got into another disagreement with Teresa Guidice, Jacqueline Laurita, and Laurita’s 19-year-old daughter, Ashlee…

PHOTOS VIDEO E.J. Henderson of the Minnesota Vikings breaks his leg

ByBubba Scarce

Minnesota linebacker E.J. Henderson had to be carted off the field Sunday night after he broke his femur in a brutal collision with teammate Jamarca Sanford while attempting to tackle Arizona Cardinal running back Tim Hightower.

Warning – this video is not for the squeamish!

Here is the graphic video of the injury that needs no description.

SyFy’s “Alice” Caterina Scorsone pictures

ByAsa Hawks

The SyFy network (used to be the Sci-Fi network, but they changed it to sound more like “syphilis” for some reason) launched their new series Alice tonight, a modernization and adulteration of the children’s classic by Lewis Carroll. The cast includes veteran actors like Oscar Award-winner Kathy Bates but all the hubbub on the interwebs is centering around SyFy’s choice to play the title character Alice Hamilton.

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Lil Wayne murdered? Not true, Weezy’s still alive!

ByStarcasm Staff

Google’s trending “Lil Wayne murdered” but it’s not true, he’s still alive well, and probably sippin’ on as much sizzurp as possible before serving jail time in 2010. This may be a rumor, but Lil Wayne has had some pretty wacky headlines in 2009. The wackiest is probably this cake that Alec Baldwin and Kim…

Are the brown Zhu Zhu pets safe? GoodGuide finds unsafe levels of toxic metals antimony, tin, and bromide in Mr. Squiggles, Zhu Zhu maker Cepia repsonds

ByStarcasm Staff

Zhu Zhu pets are this year’s Tickle Me Elmos, but they may be toxic. Consumer green watchdog group GoodGuide rated Zhu Zhus a 5.2 out of 10 after finding unacceptable levels of the poison antimony in the fur and nose of the popular Mr. Squiggles Zhu Zhu. Russ Hornsby, the CEO of Zhu Zhu’s maker,…

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Mindy Lawton pictures, Tiger Woods mistress number 5 or so

ByAsa Hawks

Welcome to TigerWoodsMistress.com! That tree Tiger Woods smashed his Cadillac Escalade into November 27th must have been a beech tree because ever since the collision beeches keep falling out of it! The mistress count is up to five (actually some counts have the number as high as nine) with the latest edition being a hometown girl who waited tables within a few miles of Tiger’s central Florida home.

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‘New Moon’ blindsided at box office

ByStarcasm Staff

After laying low for a few years, Sandra Bullock has been churning out the movies recently. Her latest film, the feel-good sports flick “The Blind Side,” has knocked New Moon off of it’s box office pedestal. In the U.S. The Blind Side pulled in $20.4 million this weekend rocketing it to the number one spot….

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Complete Senator Max Baucus statement about girlfriend Melodee Hale’s nomination for U.S. Attorney

ByStarcasm Staff

Here is the complete statement issued by Montana senator Max Baucus in response to a recent story revealing he recommended his girlfriend and staff member Melodee Hanes for the vacated position of Montana U.S. attorney back in March. The list of nominations was narrowed down to three names before being submitted to the White House, but Hanes would eventually withdraw herself from consideration and take another position with the Department of Justice.

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Hugh Hefner on Tiger Woods: What’s the big deal?

Bycarrieglass

Hugh Hefner, who’s built an empire on the female body, and made a hit television show about his polyamorous relationships with women a quarter of his age, has spoken out about the Tiger Woods affair. His take: What’s the big deal? Full quote: “I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody…

VIDEO – Tim Tebow crying picture after Gators deliver imperfect season

ByStarcasm Staff

Tim Teboohoo was all tears once again, this time over a loss to to the Alabama Crimson Tide in the SEC Championship game, which eliminated Tebow and the rest of the University of Florida’s hopes of consecutive national championships. Here’s video of Tim on the sidelines doing his best to win the Criesman Trophy.

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VIDEO – What did Rihanna say to make Tila Tequila claim Rihanna has herpes?

Bycarrieglass

Tila Tequila retaliates against insults in top 13-year-old form. Burned from a public diss from Rihanna (via Google Alerts, no less, Hi Tila!), Tila responds that Rihanna has an STD: herpes. How does she know this? “Supposed sources” in Rihanna’s legal camp. You can read her whole blog tirade by clicking here. It’s classy. So…

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Senator Max Baucus’ girlfriend Melodee Hanes pictures and salary history while in his employ

ByAsa Hawks

Senate Finance Committee Chairman Max Baucus is under fire for his March nomination of girlfriend Melodee Hanes for the U.S. attorney position in his home state of Montana. Some analysts believe the fallout may cause difficulties for Baucus and other Democrats as he heads up their push to pass healthcare reform through the Senate.

See photos of Melodee as well as her complete salary history while working for the office of Senator Baucus.

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PHOTOS, VIDEO – Alexa Ray Joel, Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley’s daughter, overdoses in suicide attempt over boyfriend

ByStarcasm Staff

23-year-old singer Alexa Ray Joel, daughter or Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, was rushed to the hospital after an overdose. Police are ruling the incident as a suicide attempt. Alexa’s roommate called 911 and paramedics were dispatched to her Manhattan home around 12:21 p.m. Saturday, according to the NY Post. Sources told WABC-TV New York…

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PHOTOS – Who is Tiger Woods’ fourth mistress? Jamie Jungers, a Vegas model and casino “Trashy Girl”

ByStarcasm Staff

Jamie Jungers is the fourth Tiger Woods mistress to be identified, leaving only 489,594 that we don’t know about yet! Radaronline.com had identified Jungers as number four and says a British newspaper is set to publish her story. Not only that, but a competing UK mag will publish ANOTHER Tiger mistress story, and at least…

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PHOTOS Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress Kalika Moquin at Holly Madison’s birthday December 5, 2009

ByAsa Hawks

It’s hard to take a photo in Las Vegas without getting a Tiger Woods mistress in the frame, and that was the case at last night’s birthday party for former Playboy playmate Holly Madison at the Jet nightclub. Captured at the event was Kalika Moquin (Tiger Woods Mistress catalog number EJ07492) sporting some tight dark gray pants and loose fitting gray-striped party blouse.

Maya Rudolf welcomed second daughter, Lucille, with director Paul Thomas Anderson last month!

ByStarcasm Staff

37-year-old Maya Rudolf (SNL, Away We Go) gave birth to her second daughter, Lucille November 6, 2009 in L.A. Geez, Maya, thanks for letting everyone know right away. Lucille, who is now about a month old, is Rudolf’s second child with husband, director Paul Thomas Anderson (There Will be Blood). Their older daughter, Pearl, is…

Tom Brokaw and wife Meredith alive after fatal car accident

ByStarcasm Staff

Tom Brokaw and his wife Meredith have survived a car accident in which one person was killed Friday afternoon in New York. The former NBC news anchor issued a statement about the fatal accident, which occurred around 1 p.m. Here’s their explanation of the accident: Tom and Meredith Brokaw, at around 1 p.m. today, were…

Photos – Amanda Knox and boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito verdict: found guilty by Italian court on all counts in roommate Meredith Kercher murder!

ByStarcasm Staff

22-year-old Amanda Knox and boyfriend and boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito were found guilty by an an Italian jury on all counts in the murder of British student Meredith Kercher. Amanda Know and boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito have been jailed in Perugia, Italy for two years, since November 1, 2007 when Knox’s roommate Meredith Kercher was found dead…

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Tiger Woods had Ambien sex with Rachel Uchitel, dreamed of threesome with Derek Jeter and David Boreanaz?

Bycarrieglass

These Tiger Woods stories keep getting kinkier. It turns out Tiger doesn’t just take Ambien for late night fire hydrant bowling, he also takes the sleeping pills to enhance sex, a person claiming to be one of mistress Rachel Uchitel‘s friends told Radar Online. Never heard of that particular fetish? Rachel reported told her friend,…

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Blagojevich Burglary: Eight computers and a safe containing evidence taken from Rod Blagojevich’s lawyer Sam Adam Jr.’s office

ByStarcasm Staff

Last night a break-in and burglary occurred at the law office of Sam Adam Jr., a member of impeached Illinois governer Rod Blagojevich’s legal team. Eight computers and a safe were taken. The computers contained “thousands of hours of digitized undercover FBI tapes were provided by the government to Blagojevich’s defense attorneys.” Chicago police are…

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PHOTOS Nicole Kidman completes transition into Barbie doll

ByAsa Hawks

We’ve all seen it coming for some time and judging from this photo taken of Nicole Kidman at the UK film premiere for the film Nine in London the moment has arrived! Forget Chaz Bono and trans-gendering, Nicole has taken celebrity transformation to a whole new level by actually becoming a doll!

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VIDEO ‘Mr. Green has arrived’ Gloria Allred’s daughter Lisa Bloom claims Rachel Uchitel press conference canceled because of deal worth at least a million

Bycarrieglass

It’s still a mystery why the Rachel Uchitel press conference was canceled yesterday, but someone sort-of close to the situation claims it’s just an old-fashioned million dollar deal, a.k.a. a visit from “Mr. Green.” The daughter of Rachel Uchitel’s attorney, Gloria Allred, also happens to be a CBS News legal analyst, and this morning she…

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Is Brad Pitt’s New Orleans “Make It Right” project on the Lower Ninth working?

ByStarcasm Staff

The general consensus about “Make It Right,” Brad Pitt’s project to rebuild New Orleans, is that it could be run a lot better but it’s making much more of a difference than anything the government has done. The actor has put a lot of his time, energy and money into rebuilding the devastated area of…

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Evan Rachel Wood has gone back to Marilyn Manson!

ByStarcasm Staff

Fortunately for all women, Marilyn Manson is off the market again, but unfortunately for men, Evan Rachel Wood is taken as well. The tragedy is that the talented and attractive 22-year-old actress is back on the depressed, alcoholic, cokey arm of the 40-year-old (with a 14-year-old mind) shock-musician. They’ve been splits for for about a…

Did Tamra Barney’s son go to jail? Ryan Vieth’s criminal record
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Did Tamra Barney’s son go to jail? Ryan Vieth’s criminal record

ByAsa Hawks

Ryan Vieth, son of The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Tamra Barney, revealed that he elected to jail instead of serving 5 days of community service on tonight’s episode. I did some research and turned up a list of his 20-plus previous run-ins with the law!

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Alexis Bellino has a nose job, a boob job, and an ex-husband out for blood,

ByStarcasm Staff

Before Alexis Bellino was fixin’ plates for her husband Jim and ordering SkinnyGirl margaritas on TV, she was just a regular small-town girl from Hannibal, Mo. married to a regular guy. Of course, this regular girl had dreams; like a smaller nose, bigger boobs, and a bucketful of money. At least that’s the song her…

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Real Housewives’ Real Plastic Surgery – Lynne Curtin before and after facelift, or is it just photoshop? PLUS – Raquel pic!

ByStarcasm Staff

Lynne Curtin definitely seems like a nice person, but her priorities are whack! Her teen daughters have no direction in life, and spend too much of their free time hitting the bottle, her family is having trouble staying in a house, and she’s having problems with her husband, so naturally her top priority should be…

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The Jay Photoglou, Alexis Bellino, Gretchen Rossi connection

Bycarrieglass

According to Radar Online, Alexis Bellino is no stranger to Gretchen Rossi and her old pal/lover Jay Photoglou. In case you haven’t been keeping up with the Gretchen/Jeff/Jay/Tamra drama, Jay’s the man who called Tamra Barney in the middle of the night last season to tell her he was really Gretchen Rossi’s boyfriend, and that…

PHOTOS Rock out and be fashionable with a Fendi Stratocaster guitar from Art Basel

ByAsa Hawks

Art Basel kicks off today in Miami Beach and one of the attractions this year will be Fendi’s limited-edition “retail and cultural environment” at the F Factory in Miami’s Design District. The famous bag-maker will have some of their rarest handbags available and their Roman craftsmen will be on hand to personalize them for you! But, what really struck my fancy is this custom white leather and fur Gibson Les Paul Junior electric guitar and case!

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VIDEO – Golfer Jesper Parnevik Tiger Woods scandal: He hopes former nanny Elin Nordegren uses a driver next time

Bycarrieglass

Golfer Jesper Parnevik and his wife Mia hired Elin Nordegren in 2001 to be an au pair, or nanny, to their children. Elin was introduced to Tiger through them, and now Parnevik is sorry he encouraged Elin to enter a relationship with Tiger. He’s so angry over adulterous allegations from a multitude of women, that…

VIDEO and PHOTO Senator Bob Corker’s fun-loving daughter Julia Corker victim of carjacking

ByAsa Hawks

22-year-old Julia Corker, daughter of Tennessee Senator Bob Corker, was the victim of a carjacking Wednesday night near the Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. The incident happened around 9:15 PM when her Chevy Tahoe was parked at a red light just a few blocks from her and her father’s apartment when a man tapped on her window to ask for directions.

Julia made headlines back in 2006 when compromising party photos of her surfaced on Facebook.

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Pictures of Roman Polanski’s Alpine Swiss Chalet “Milky Way” in luxury resort of Gstaad, where he will be held under house arrest starting Friday

ByStarcasm Staff

Here are some photos of the Swiss Chalet, called the “Milky Way,” in the luxury resort of Gstaad where Roman Polanski will be held under house arrest starting this Friday. He is currently being held in an undisclosed location for security reasons. Switzerland is still deciding if they will extradite the Polish director to the…

VIDEO 90 dead 60 injured in Russian café explosion in Perm

ByStarcasm Staff

90 people are reported dead and 60 more injured after an explosion at a café in Perm, Russia. The “Lamed Horse” was holding jubilee celebrations and most of the people in attendance were employees, family and friends of the café. Rt.com reports:

Most people died of smoke inhalation while they were trying to flee from the cafe, the source in emergency ministry was quoted by RIA Novosti news agency as saying.

PHOTOS Dwight Yoakam at the Grammy Nominations Concert Live December 2, 2009

ByAsa Hawks

Sometimes we celebrity bloggers get to take a break from mistresses, drunken celebrities and reality television to focus on what really matters, and what really matters is…Dwight Yoakam! Here are some pictures of Dwight at the Grammy Nominations Concert Live! event at the Club Nokia in Los Angeles last night!

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Kalika Moquin photos – Tiger Woods mistress number three!

ByAsa Hawks

Here are some pictures of Kalika Moquin, yet another of Tiger Woods’ alleged “transgressions,” bringing the mistress tally up to three. JackColton.com lists the marketing manager for The Bank Nightclub at Bellagio as the 31 most influential people in Vegas Nightlife. She’ll probably get a bump in her ranking thanks to her bumping of Tiger.

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Define “transgression”: After mistress leaks Voicemail, Tiger Woods admits to “transgressions” and “personal sins”

ByStarcasm Staff

Very private Tiger Woods has been smoked out of his complete silence and seclusion by a telling voicemail he left for Tool Academy’s Jaimee Grubbs, as her to please erase his name from her phone, quickly, because his wife Elin may be calling her. Tiger is still hoping to keep privacy in this matter, but…

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AUDIO – In Voicemail,Tiger Woods tells Jaimee Grubbs to delete his name off her phone “Do it quickly”

ByStarcasm Staff

Rachel Uchitel still denies any involvement with Tiger Woods, but Tool Academy’s Jaimee Grubbs is determined to prove her relationship with the world’s richest golfer. It didn’t take much, really, just this voicemail of Tiger asking Jaimee to delete his name from her phone because the gig is up with wife Elin. Now Tiger is…

BUSTED! Photo of Kate Middleton sneaking booze into church?

ByAsa Hawks

Potential future princess Kate Middleton is caught by photographers with what appears to be a bottle of wine at a Christmas charity event held at St. Lukes Church in London December 1, 2009. The girlfriend of Prince William of Wales must have been a little bored with the formality of the Henry van Straubenzee Charity reception and decided to “juice” things up a bit!

Home video footage of Marilyn Monroe smoking weed

Bycarrieglass

Collector of historic things Keya Morgan recently purchased this 50-year-old video of Marilyn Monroe kickin’ back with what looks like a couple of lesbians for a relaxing night-in with their other good gal pal, Mary Jane. Marilyn looks mellow, but still manages to preen and pose and make love to the camera, as she was born to do. No one has done it better, though scores have tried.

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Tiger Woods Scandal: Video of Tool Academy drama with “Tiger’s mistress” Jaimee Grubbs, Shawn Southern, and Aida

ByStarcasm Staff

Before Jaimee Grubbs was claiming a long-term affair with Tiger Woods, she was on Tool Academy with a guy (Shawn “Loud Mouth Tool” Southern) who was such a tool he dumped her for another girl on the show named Aida. I haven’t ever really watched this show outside of short hilarious clips on The Soup,…

PHOTOS Subway’s Jared Fogle packs on the weight!

ByAsa Hawks

It looks like someone has been getting his five dollar footlongs from Chubway! Subway’s spokesman for weight loss via sandwich consumption Jared Fogle arrived at the Miami Airport Sunday November 29 looking a lot like his old self, and in Jared’s case, that isn’t a good thing. Here’s the infamous photo of Jared holding his old XXXL jeans, which I’m hoping he held on to because he might need them again soon.

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What really happens during BRAVO’s Tabatha’s Salon Takeover: Behind the scenes at Chicago’s Orbit salon

Bycarrieglass

Just like other television shows, especially BRAVO’s drama-filled fare, the conflicts on Tabatha’s Salon Takeover are sometimes manipulated by producers. That’s really no secret, but many may not keep that in mind while watching, or know exactly what is genuine and what is just for show. The Chicago-Sun Times gives us a behind-the-scenes peak at…

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Is Tabatha Coffey married? Who is Tabatha Coffey’s longtime girlfriend?

Bycarrieglass

Tabatha Coffey, the hair powerhouse who changes lives and businesses on her BRAVO show Tabatha’s Salon Takeover, is also an out and proud lesbian, though almost nothing is known about her long-time girlfriend. Most recently, on an episode of Watch What Happens With Andy Cohen, Tabatha confirmed that she was in a long-term relationship with…

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Tiger Woods car accident reenactment videos with wife Elin Nordegren

ByAsa Hawks

There are rumors that one or more of the many security cameras on Tiger Wood’s property captured his infamous car accident and some of the events that led up to it, but none of the actual tapes have surfaced and probably won’t until police obtain a warrant. But, the wonderful folks over in China have filled in the visual blanks for us!

Not to be outdone, a suburban American acting troupe gets in on the fun as well!

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Tiger Woods alleged mistress breakdown: Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, . . and Elin Nordegren? Tiger may have cheated on Joanna Jagoda with Elin

ByStarcasm Staff

Tool Academy participant Jaimee Grubbs is the latest woman uncovered as being involved in an affair with Tiger Woods, after an extremely strange car accident on Thanksgiving night. Although the Woods’ have remained mostly tight-lipped about the incident that left the pro golfer bloody after running into a fire hydrant and tree going less than…

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Tiger Woods scandal: He had another mistress? Jaimee Grubbs from Tool Academy claims affair – PHOTOS, PICS

ByStarcasm Staff

The Tiger Woods scandal continues with new shocking information from Jaimee Grubbs, a Tool Academy participant (with Shawn “Loud Mouth Tool” Southern.) Jaimee claims she met Tiger when she was a 21-year-old cocktail waitress in 2007 in Las Vegas, and began a long, 31-month affair that included 20 sexual encounters. Grubbs has text messages, photos,…

1994 Miss Argentina Solange Magnano pictures: Former beauty queen died from butt-implant surgery / gluteoplasty

ByAsa Hawks

37-year-old Solange Magnano had a gluteoplasty in Buenos Aires Wednesday and died Thursday from a pulmonary embolism “when liquid injected into her buttocks ‘went to her lungs and brain,'” according to TMZ. The site reports that Magnano’s cause of death is still under investigation.

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VIDEO Watch the Today Show interview with White House Crashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi

ByAsa Hawks

The infamous “White House crashers” Tareq Salahi and Michaele Salahi were interviewed by Matt Lauer on the Today Show this morning just after canceling their Larry King Live appearance among rumors that they were looking for a six-digit appearance fee. The couple claims they were not shopping themselves to television stations and they were in fact invited to the White House State Dinner.

PHOTOS Antonio Sabato Jr. girlfriend Cheryl Moana Marie from Hawaii

ByAsa Hawks

My Antonio is the VH-1 reality competition show that attempts to find a true love for “star” Antonio Sabato Jr. But, People magazine is reporting that all the smoochin’, flirtin’, mama drama and good ol’ fashioned douchebaggery was for naught as Antonio has a new love he met just after the show finished filming. Well, perhaps the Hawaii-based show wasn’t all for naught, because his new gal pal is island native Cheryl Moana Marie, an aspiring singer-songwriter and all-around hottie.

PHOTOS Beth Ditto and the Gossip perform at the Forum In London November 28, 2009

ByAsa Hawks

Singer Beth Ditto and her group The Gossip brought their infamously outlandish brand of punk feminist music to London’s Forum on November 28, 2009. The famously outspoken lesbian feminist Ditto once again stretched the idea of fashion, wearing a snug-fitting black planetarium outfit with fishnet stockings and bright red hair: Click thumbnails for extra-large sized…

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Who is Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren Woods? – PHOTOS

ByStarcasm Staff

Until recently no one’s really paid attention to Tiger Woods’ wife, the pretty blonde Swedish model Elin Nordegren. She’s a beautiful woman who’s always smiled sweetly by Tiger’s side and posed in charming family photos as their family grew. The Woods have stayed quiet and their personal life has stayed out of the media until…

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Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren in “American Gothic”

ByAsa Hawks

The Starcasm Fine Art Collection is proud to present a revamped version of Grant “Tiger” Wood’s iconic 1930 painting “American Gothic” featuring the lovely Elin Nordegren and her husband Tiger Woods.

Truly a modern Masterspiece! (I’m allotted one golf joke, right?)

Lindsay Lohan was always a mess – LiLo tweets baby tantrum pic

Bycarrieglass

Lindsay Lohan’s been going through the family album and tweeted this picture of herself as a baby having a meal time tantrum and throwing her food. No wonder she’s so good at creating chaos and mess, she’s been practicing since way back. Now she’s a bona fide professional at it, so great that she can…

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What kind of tequila does Real Housewife Tamra Barney’s husband sell? About Simon Barney’s El Conde Azul tequila

Bycarrieglass

After being fired from his car salesman job, Simon Barney got into the tequila business. He must have made some cash upfront with this venture, because for several years and Tamra were livin’ the high life in O.C. They at least were able to make mortgage and tax payments on their home, and forgot to…

Full text: Forza Coffee CEO issues statement about police shootings ambush in Lakewood, WA

ByStarcasm Staff

Forza Coffee Company has issued a tribute statement about the four fallen officers who were gunned down Sunday at their Lakewood, Washington location. Below is the full text, including a heartfelt quote from CEO Brad Carpenter: The entire Forza team of owners, employees, families and vendors wishes to pass along deep compassion and loss for…