VIDEO and PHOTOS 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show including newest angel Kylie Bisutti

Izabel Goulart in lingerie and wings

It’s that time of year when scantily clad women transition from swimwear to lingerie – from the beach to the boudoir – from Sports Illustrated to Victoria’s Secret. And since we are the CNN of scantily clad women, I proudly present our in-depth coverage of the latest lack of coverage: The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show! The event was held at the Armory in New York City on November 19, 2009 and featured a performance by Fergie and the Black-Eyed Peas:

Don’t worry – this post has more than just a poor quality video shot by an audience member and uploaded to youtube! We gots da goods in the form of high-resolution images from the runway show by real photographers with a real cameras!

The collection was really wild and really crazy and really a lot of fun! There were all sorts of bright colors, elaborate drapings and of course a plethora of various sets of Angel wings. My favorite look was the Leonardo da Vinci-inspired “flying machine” mechanical beetle outfit:

Candice Swanepoel at the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

This look revealed fetishes in me I never even knew I had! (And a couple that I was well aware of already.):

Graph PaperYeah, when I was younger I stayed up late many-a-night rolling plastic polyhedrons in hopes that my +2 battle axe would inflict damage on a Slaad Lord.

Ancient, elegant machinery
Am I the only one with a subscription to “Old Watches and Astrolabes” magazine? Their swimsuit edition is AWESOME!

Hot model in lingerieYes, I am a dude.

SuspendersThey’re subtle, but they’re there!

Leonard da VinciNo doubt, if the 16th century had People magazine, this dude would have been the Sexiest Man Alive! He’s like the Robert Pattinson for thinkers and artists.

GlovesAdmit it! It’s fun to watch a woman take off long gloves! They make naked hands seem naughty!

Animal print shoesI’m not a big footwear guy, but animal print is animal print! Reeeawr!!

And here are the rest of the angels in lingerie, click the thumbnails to see larger images in the gallery:

Photos: ROC/Fame Pictures

That is some serious lingerie fun! I’m going to try to round up some more images through different photo services and possibly add additional pages. Stay tuned!

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