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VIDEO – 20/20 interview: Rihanna reveals details of Chris Brown’s attack, admits her mother was a battered woman – Chris Brown issues statement

ByStarcasm Staff

Image: ABC Rihanna is a shockingly gorgeous girl, and she’s even more beautiful during her intimate two-part interview with ABC’s Diane Sawyer. Thursday we saw Rihanna tell women everywhere to “Eff love.” She very openly admitted how in love and obsessed she was with Chris Brown, but now she’s embarrassed by that blinding kind of…

This is NOT a hoax! Please send Christmas cards to dying boy Noah Biorkman

ByStarcasm Staff

Despite a throng of naysayers, Snopes.com has confirmed that online requests to send Christmas cards to a boy who won’t live to see Christmas are legitimate. Noah Biorkman is a five-year-old boy who’s been battling stage IV neuroblastoma for over 2 years and isn’t expected to live much longer. He LOVE Christmas and receiving things…

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Kevin Federline will have five children if Victoria Prince is really pregnant

ByStarcasm Staff

Kevin Federline needs some entry-level sex education, because he’s having trouble not procreating. A source told Celebuzz (via The Superficial) that Victoria got a positive pregnancy test after many pregnancy scares this year! Here’s the quote Prince has been accompanying Kevin as he follows ex-wife Britney Spears all over the globe on her recent tour….

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VIDEO Kim Zolciak performs Tardy for the Party on Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Special

ByStarcasm Staff

The Real Housewives of Atlanta added a professional singer to their cast this season, but it was veteran “housewife” Kim Zolciak who scored a top ten hit with the instant dance classic “Tardy for the Party.” To give credit where credit is due, Kandi Burruss (Xscape member, solo artist and writer) and her producer actually…

Fort Hood Tragedy: 13 dead and 31 injured in Texas Fort Hood mass shooting [VIDEO]

ByStarcasm Staff

Image credit: Getty Updated 6 November 2009 6:08 p.m. According to the New York Times, 13 people have died, and 31 are injured in the massive shootings that took place around 1:30 p.m. in Fort Hood Texas. The main shooter, an army psychicatrist named Nidal Malik Hasan was originally reported to be dead, but he’s…

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Real Housewives’ Slade Smiley owes nearly $138,000 in child support to son (Grayson Arroyo-Smiley) with a brain tumor

Bycarrieglass

Slade Smiley, or as I call him, Shade Slimy, is a special kind of Real Deadbeat dad. TMZ has obtained documents proving that Slade Smiley, who is currently golddigging a former golddigger’s gold, is behind over $77,356.75 (as of February 2011, that amount ballooned to $138,857.64) including interest in child support for his sick son,…

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VIDEO – Rihanna on Good Morning America Interview: “Eff Love”

Bycarrieglass

  In the first part of her 2-part ABC exclusive interview, Rihanna tells Diane Sawyer she regrets going back to Chris Brown after he beat her, because she didn’t want to send that kind of message to young girls. Rihanna is deeply aware of the impact her actions have on fans, and was moved by…

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VIDEOS Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman interviews on ET Entertainment Tonight

ByStarcasm Staff

Here are both of the sit down interviews with love/hatebirds Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman that aired on Entertainment Tonight November 3rd and 4th. It includes Hailey’s opinions about Kate and a slew of other issues reminiscent of a couples’ counseling sessions, with the highlight being Jon Gosselin storming off camera after Hailey asked, “Don’t…

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Carrie Prejean drops lawsuit with Miss California over sex tape

ByStarcasm Staff

I suppose it was just a matter of time. TMZ is reporting that officials from the Miss California organization got their hands on an x-rated video of former Miss California Carrie Prejean and that’s why the dueling lawsuits between the two were dropped like a hot potato yesterday. Though the tape hasn’t surfaced yet on…

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TV Recap and Full Video: The Hills Season 6, Episode 16 “I’m Done With You”

ByShari

Image: Courtesy of MTV ‘I’m Done With You’ is something we have all said but not all of us have acted on it.  Kristin Cavallari is a girl who says what she means and means what she says.  Hence the “b*tch” label. Brody and his girlfriend, Jayde are taking a break because they fight too…

PHOTOS VIDEO Dane Cook’s former girlfriend Raquel Houghton

ByStarcasm Staff

Are Dane Cook and Raquel Houghton back together? Is there a nookie tape? Did she land a plane safely in the Hudson River? Is she patient zero for the H1N1 virus, contracting it by dating a swine? For some reason the internet is a-buzzin’ over Dane’s former thang and I can’t seem to figure out…

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Kim Kardashian’s Snow White costume leads to role in Disney remake?

ByAsa Hawks

It had to happen! Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costumes were so great it appears she got a phone call from Disney to star in a remake of the 1937 classic Snow White! Thanks to the Disney Corporation’s close ties to the Starcasm Corporation we were able to obtain this exclusive sneak peek: There’s no word if…

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VIDEO The Real Housewives of Atlanta on The Jay Leno Show

ByStarcasm Staff

Three of the wonderful ladies from The Real Housewives of Atlanta made an appearance tonight on Battle of the Celebrity All Stars. Lisa Wu Hartwell, Kandi Burruss and the always lovely Kim Zolciak made Atlanta proud embarrassed beyond belief. In Kandi’s defense, I think she should have gotten credit for her first incorrect answer. Jay…

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga arrives at MTV Studios in Fame Monster look

ByAsa Hawks

Domo Arigato Missus Roboto! Lady Gaga revisited the look from the cover of her upcoming Fame Monster double CD release (due out November 23) for an appearance promoting the album on MTV. The envelope-pushing fashionista makes a nice recovery from her most recent style misfire at the 2009 ACE Awards, digging out here platinum blond…

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga’s ridiculous look at the ACE Awards leads to death of a photographer?

ByAsa Hawks

Lady Gaga was at the ACE awards to receive the Stylemaker Award and she wore a typically absurd outfit to the affair. Lady G’s latest surreal fashion statement consisted of a dark top with white bottoms and fishnet stockings, all dusted in a white powder. On her feet were bizarre high-heeled platform shoes with heels…

PHOTO Celebrity Look-a-like FAIL Maria Sharapova

ByAsa Hawks

Professional tennis player and all around hottie Maria Sharapova was in attendance at the T-Mobile and Ericsson Celebrate Halloween event held in Canoga Park, California. The highlight of the shindig was a Maria Sharapova look-a-like contest and the lucky young woman above was the winner. Before I get flooded with emails, let me defend myself…

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TV Recap: Desperate Housewives Season 6, Episode 6 “Don’t Walk on the Grass”

ByStarcasm Staff

In this week’s episode of Desperate Housewives entitled, ‘Don’t Walk on the Grass’ everyone wants to break the rules.   Bree starts to fall for Karl and the feeling appears to be mutual. When Bree trys to break it off with Karl he gives her a cameo that he tells her is a family heirloom….

VIDEO Drunk forklift driver destroys $150,000 worth of the dog that bit him

ByAsa Hawks

We’re told that we’re not supposed to bite the hand that feeds us but does the same adage apply to the hand that supplies us with “the good stuff?” There’s one forklift driver in Moscow, Russia who learned the answer to that question the hard way: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Why couldn’t this footage have come from a…

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian in a Snow White costume

ByStarcasm Staff

I’m still all a-flutter from Kim’s mind-blowing Princess Jasmine costume and she goes and posts MORE pictures of herself in Disney attire, this time donning the slightly less-revealing ball gown of 1937’s Snow White. UPDATE! KIM’S AWESOME IMPERSONATION OF SNOW WHITE HAS LANDED HER A LEADING ROLE IN THE DISNEY REMAKE! CLICK TO CHECK IT…

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian in a Princess Jasmine Halloween costume

ByAsa Hawks

Good gracious! These pictures of Kim Kardashian in a Princess Jasmine costume will leave no doubt in your mind that she is about the crazy-curviest woman on the planet! (No disrespect Kelly Brook.) I was just doing a celebrity costume post last night on AnnaLynne McCord’s sexy Batgirl outfit and I commented on the fact…

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PHOTOS The Twilight Barbie Edward Cullen and Bella Swan dolls are here!

ByAsa Hawks

The Christmas list of 90% of girls ages 6-36 just got two items longer thanks to Mattel’s release of the Twilight-themed Bella Swan and Edward Cullen Barbie dolls on November 1. Vampire-loving kids (and vampire-loving adults) can now play out their favorite scenes from Twilight or act out their own fan fiction with these replicas…

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WATCH – Jon Gosselin’s probably gonna write a book about his spiritual journey

Bycarrieglass

Whether or not Jon Gosselin is gettin’ drunk, gettin’ laid, or gettin’ spiritual, he wants to do it in the public eye, and I would be very surprised if he didn’t drop a book on us in the next few months about his “spiritual journey.” All he needs is a ghostwriter, and an Oprah interview…

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PHOTOS Celebrity Halloween Costumes: Michael Kors as Singing Hippie

ByAsa Hawks

Project Runway judge and fashion designer extraordinaire Michael Kors was channeling Arlo Guthrie at Bette Midler’s New York Restoration Project Hulaween Gala at the Waldorf Astoria in New York City on October 30, 2009. His hippyriffic Halloween costume was straight out of the early ’70s, complete with long white hair and mustache, tie-dyed shirt, groovy…

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PHOTOS Celebrity Halloween Costumes – AnnaLynne McCord as Batgirl

ByAsa Hawks

It seems as though sexy Halloween costumes are out this year, but thankfully AnnaLynne McCord and her sisters didn’t get the memo. 90210 star AnnaLynne went the scantily clad heroine route, donning fishnets, a multi-zippered leather top and bottom with matching knee-high boots and a black mask to complete her fetishtastic Batgirl outfit. At least…

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PHOTOS Celebrity Halloween Costumes – Christina Aguilera and Max Bratman as skeletons

ByAsa Hawks

When I first glanced at these photos I thought it was just Tori Spelling in an eye patch, but it was actually pop diva Christina Aguilera and her son Max Bratman out trick or treating for Halloween in Brentwood. Click thumbnails for larger images in the gallery: Photos: Dragao/Fame Pictures I give Christina an “A”…

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PHOTOS Celebrity Halloween Costumes: Gwen Stefani, Kingston and Zuma Rossdale

ByAsa Hawks

I think we have the 2009 adorable costume winner! It’s Zumasauraus! Check out the poster child for Halloween Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale (had to include the whole name) with his reptilian sibling Kingston James McGregor Rossdale (his full name’s not as fun, but I couldn’t show favoritism!) and their cowgal mommy Gwen Stefani out trick…

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Mel Gibson’s baby mama Oksana Grigorieva gave birth to a baby girl named Lucia

Bycarrieglass

Mel Gibsons’s current nookie buddy Oksana Grigorieva gave birth to a healthy baby girl this Friday, Radaronline exclusively reports. A name hasn’t been released yet, (I’m betting on “Meal Ticket”) but Oksana has already gone home from the hospital. (UPDATE 11-02-09 – M&O have reportedly named their daughter Lucia.) The baby came a few weeks…

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PHOTOS Celebrity Halloween Costumes: Seal and Heidi Klum as crows

ByAsa Hawks

Finally! We’re starting to see some photos from the best celebrity Halloween party of the year – Heidi Klum’s annual costume bash in West Hollywood! Here are a few pictures of the hostess and her husband Seal dressed in elaborate matching crow costumes. Heckle and Jeckle appeared to be tarred and feathered from the waist…

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Did Adam Lambert and boyfriend Drake LaBry break up?

Bycarrieglass

Listen to Adam Lambert’s new music video Time for Miracles Just Jared has a source telling them that Adam Lambert has dropped his Louisiana boy-toy Drake LaBry. The source says that the break-up was drama free, mutual and amicable! It’s also rather conveniently timed between the drop of Glambert’s shudder-inducing album cover,  the release of…

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PHOTOS – Celebrity Halloween Costumes: Alyson Hannigan, husband Alexis Denisof and their “joey” Satyana as kangaroos!

Bycarrieglass

Alyson Hannigan, husband Alexis Denisof, and adorable daughter Satyana dressed up like kangaroos for Halloween. The costumes were 100% authentic, with baby “joey” Satyana riding in her mom’s pouch. Satyana wasn’t completely into it, but her cute parents were hamming it up in their custom Halloween costumes. They strolled toward the paps smiling, and then…

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PHOTOS Celebrity Halloween Costumes: Holly Madison as The Queen of Hearts

ByAsa Hawks

My second favorite Queen of Hearts costume this year! (Right behind this one made entirely of duct tape!) Playboy playmate Holly Madison took the Alice In Wonderland matriarch and put an old west saloon spin on her Halloween night at Studio 54 in Las Vegas. Kinda fun and sexy without leaning too heavily on that…

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Lohan Feud Blowout: Lindsay Lohan blasts Michael Lohan via Twitter, Dina Lohan demands child support

Bycarrieglass

Lindsay Lohan’s taken to Twitter to fight back against her father, who will take $5 to tell you middle school newspaper that Lindsay’s scheduled to die next week.  From the coherent quality of the message, it looks like Lindsay was completely sober when she crafted this message (that’s not usually the case): “My father is…

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VIDEO Both Hailey Glassman interviews on The Insider

ByAsa Hawks

In case you missed it! Here’s the Hailey Glassman “interview” from The Insider, during which she revelas that Jon Gosselin emotionally abuses her and often lashes out at her when throwing “mantrums.” My favorite Hailey quote? Her revealing innuendo that reveals a little TMI about her and Jon: “I get it from every end.” Hi-ooooooo!…

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Gwen Stefani is rock-chic glamorous while running errands

ByStarcasm Staff

Running errands never looked this dazzling. Gwen Stefani pranced around L.A. yesterday glammed to the nines with her signature red lipstick, hair sprayed into mohawkish finery, a slouchey paper-thin shirt thinly veiling a red bra, rows of creme-colored beaded bracelets and kick-ass knee-high leather boots. This outfit makes me want to be her groupie. I…

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VIDEO – Watch Anna Nicole Smith mistake pregnancy for gas

ByAsa Hawks

I didn’t think this video could possibly be as bad as it sounded, but lo and behold it’s actually worse! A pregnant and seemingly high Anna Nicole is attending a little girl’s birthday (Her name is Riley – it’s not clear her relation to Anna.) Howard K. Stern records the video as Riley puts clown…

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Why does Kim Zolciak wear a wig? She blames anemia, thyroid condition for hair loss / wig use

Bycarrieglass

On The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 2 Reunion Special, Part 1 Andy Cohen brought up Kim’s odd story at last year’s reunion about how not having cancer made her hair fall out. Basically, Kim delivered the story with the word “cancer” upfront to make everyone feel shocked and sad for her, until she later…

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Jon Gosselin gets dumped by Hailey Glassman AND Michael Lohan – Ouch

Bycarrieglass

After months of basking some sort of glorious high school wet dream where he got to get his ears pierced, wear stupid shirts, and cheat on women he was cheating on his wife with, Jon Gosselin is finally losing everyone who enabled his asshatery. Both Hailey Glassman, Jon’s naive (until now) party-girl main squeeze, and…

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VIDEO – Jay Z and Alicia Keys World Series performance: “Empire State of Mind”

Bycarrieglass

“I made the Yankees hat more famous than a Yankee can,” rapped Jay Z last night in an energizing performance of “Empire State of Mind” with Alicia keys at Yankie Stadium during the second World Series game. “Empire” is a fabulous song, and this performance really pumped up the crowd, and of course, the Yankees,…

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Watch Britney’s “3” video – An ode to threesomes PLUS Lyrics and track listing for Britney’s “Singles Collection”

Bycarrieglass

This past week Britney’s people have been on the ball with viral marketing to promote her newest single “3,” an unsubtle nod to threesomes, which will be included in Britney’s Singles Collection, dropping Nov. 10. They also really know how to pound a theme: Britneyspears.com has teased with three photo stills, and three 5-second video…

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PHOTOS Matilda Ledger the new face of Morton Salt?

ByAsa Hawks

Matilda set off adorable alarms all over the city while walking to school in the rain Thursday. Holding hands with mom Michelle Williams in a yellow rain slicker, pink boots and umbrella, Matilda looked like she walked right off a canister of Morton Salt! Barbie, Strawberry Shortcake and Tinkerbell have recently gotten a modern face-lift,…

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Chelsea Handler Playboy pictures? The sarcastic vixen reveals December Playboy cover

ByStarcasm Staff

Chelsea Handler stopped by Jay Leno last night with a gigantic blow-up of her on the cover of December’s Playboy! Merry Christmas! Chelsea looks absolutely fabulous, especially considering her self-proclaimed love of cocktails. Delivering dry pop culture jokes and sleeping with the boss must do wonders for the figure. Subscribe to Starcasm by Email

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Chris Brown doesn’t mess with ‘that’ girl, Natalie Nunn, is too busy obsessing over Rihanna — and Michael Jackson

Bycarrieglass

Recently TMZ caught Chris Brown hangin’ out with a girl he could legally stand next to, and, then speculated that Chris Brown might be settling for her just because it wasn’t illegal to touch her. Chris didn’t want to be associated with “that girl,” a.k.a. Natalie Nunn, who’s on VH1’s upcoming reality show Bad Girls….

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VIDEO South Park’s Cartman sings ‘Poker Face’ by Lady Gaga with lyrics

ByAsa Hawks

Lady Cacartman gets his raspy pop groove on in the most recent episode of South Park, covering Lady Gaga’s smash hit “Poker Face.” The clip is from the episode called “Whale Wh*res” and comes immediately after Stan escalates the anti-whaling campaign with actual violence: In case you’re out of the pop music loop, here’s Lagy…

Nicolas Cage’s father, literature professor August Coppola, dies of a heart attack at age 75

ByStarcasm Staff

According to PopEater, Nicolas Cage’s spokeperson Annett Wolf has confirmed that the actor’s father, August Coppolla has passed away after suffering a heart attack. He was 75-year-old. August Coppolla was a literature professor and dean of the School of Creative Arts at San Fransisco State University, and later retired to Savannah, Georgia to leisurely write….

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VIDEO Extended ‘Avatar’ trailer plus photo stills gallery

ByAsa Hawks

The first trailer for the thousand-trillion-dollar epic sci-fi flick directed by James Cameron impressed with its advanced special effects but left folks a little confused about the plot. So, there’s a new, extended theatrical trailer that hopes to remedy that issue and provide a better idea of what the movie is actually about:   Here…

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Tyra Banks dresses up like Kim Kardashian for Halloween

ByStarcasm Staff

What’s weird is that she actually looks a lot like Kim here, until she turns around! Tyra should have put in butt pads! That’s the true mark of a perfect Kim Kardashian costume. She also left off all the QuickTrim and AT&T endorsements that are now required on Kim’s body at all time. In the…

PHOTOS Portraits and art masterpieces made completely out of Rubik’s Cubes!

ByAsa Hawks

If you thought solving a Rubik’s Cube was hard, try recreating a fine art masterpiece with thousands of the 3-D puzzles! That’s what the folks at the Canadian-based Cube Works have done time and time again, making Rubik’s Cube-ist versions of classics by Leonardo Da Vinci, Andy Warhol, Edvard Munch, Vincent Van Gogh and other…

VIDEO Phillies Cliff Lee catch is amazing, unbelievable and…ho hum?

ByAsa Hawks

Cliff Lee was living an “In the Zone” poster tonight in game one of the World Series against the New York Yankees! In addition to throwing a one-run complete game against the best offense in baseball, Cliff Lee had the top two plays in sports tonight with his glove! Both catches involved being in the…

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Hailey Glassman tells The Insider Jon Gosselin emotionally abuses her

ByAsa Hawks

UPDATE – October 30, 2009: Hailey Glassman has dumped Jon Gosselin Hailey Glassman once again attempts to elicit sympathy from the public by dolling herself up for a television interview, this time with The Insider. Hailey has been in the headlines since her relationship with Jon and Kate Plus 8‘s Jon Gosselin became public back…

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Jon Gosselin and Nadya Suleman to date on a reality series?

ByStarcasm Staff

InTouch has been celebrating Halloween early, because they’ve been dreaming up a fright show to end all horrors with, of all people, a former Cheaters and Jerry Springer producer to come up with a reality show featuring Nadya Suleman and Jon Gosselin dating. As everyone know, Nadya Suleman (because she’s completely bonkers) has the hots…

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Lindsay Lohan is still on record label, Universal’s Casablanca Records

ByStarcasm Staff

Lindsay Lohan’s had another difficult batch of weeks, but she hasn’t been dropped by her record label, Casablanca Records. Both Lindsay’s rep and a rep from Universal, Casablanca’s parent company, told the rumor smiting Gossip Cop that Lindsay is still with the label. This is good news for Lindsay, because her new internship in fashion…

Most dedicated Phillies fan ever! Susan Finkelstein arrested for trying to trade sex for World Series tickets

Bycarrieglass

You say “desperate,” I say “dedicated!” The luscious beauty above tried to sell a hot romp in the sack with her and her glamourous hair for some World Series tickets to watch her favorite team The Phillies get beaten by A-Rod’s Yankee! Of course, the forum she chose to advertise her services was Craigslist. You…

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PHOTOS Paris Hilton attends Hello Kitty event

ByAsa Hawks

Usually whenever you hear “Paris Hilton” and “Hello Kitty” in the same sentence it means there’s been another wardrobe malfunction involving Paris’s aversion to wearing underwear, but this time around it’s a little more innocent and a little less frightening. Paris Hilton brought the HK bling and even an over-sized Hello Kitty-shaped handbag to the…

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Manslaughter charges may be dropped in Kandi Burruss fiance A.J. Jewell death case

ByAsa Hawks

Dennis Scheib, the attorney for Frederick Richardson who has been charged with voluntary manslaughter in the October 2nd death of Ashley “A.J.” Jewell, tells the Atlanta Journal and Constitution “I’ve been told my client will be okay.” He adds, “I think they’re going to dismiss it.” Richardson is currently free on bond. The reason for…