Tila Tequila, who is now a lesbian and has sworn off all men and bisexual women, got naked crazy early this morning for a Ustream rant about tampons, how she is an angel sent to deploy her “army”, and how Shawne Merriman is a “woman beater”. If you read Tila’s protected Twitter account, this is really nothing new or out of the ordinary, even if she is bare-breasted throughout the whole thing. Whenever I read her Twitter account, I always picture her that way anyway.
Here’s some of the gems Tila dropped during her marathon topless chat session:
“I am an angel … because I am here to save the world with my army.”
“People call me an attention wh**e .. or whatever … but excuse me I’m a grown a$$woman and I’m confident in myself …I think a woman’s body is a beautiful thing … that’s why I’m a lesbian … I was born naked … anybody who is against that is gay and in denial.”
She also threatened to close all of her online accounts. Today her lawyer issued a statement basically calling her batsh*t crazy and blaming it all on Shawne Merriman. Tila is currently seeking $1.5 million in damages from Merriman over an incident where he allegedly beat and bruised her.
Since that night with Merriman, Tila’s been even more twitter prolific, claiming that she talks to God, attempted suicide, and is now a full-fledged lesbian.
Sometimes I think Tila’s brilliant for getting paid for concocting all of these over-the-top schemes, but somethings it seems that she really might be looney tunes. Crazyiness pays sometimes. Regardless of whether or not Tila is completely insane, or if Shawne Merriman helped spur along the crazy, he should definitely be punished if he really bruised her up like that.
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