PHOTO “Disabled Person” Ryan O’Neal goes on a date with a blond mystery woman

William Shatner’s long lost douchey twin Ryan O’Neal continued his luck with the ladies and took an unknown blond out for a date in Brentwood Tuesday night, eating dinner at Palmeri S.P.A. Ristorante. Though there’s nothing suspicious about Ryan O’Neal cavorting with the ladies, there is somethign suspicious about the fact that his Mercedes has a disabled person parking placard hanging from the rear view mirror. I would have thought Ryan’s level of cavorting required a lack of any sort of physical disability, though a moral one is almost required.

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VIDEO Neil Young sings “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” theme on Jimmy Fallon!

DJ Jazzy Neil Young can make anything awesome! On the November 24 episode of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon the Canadian neanderpunk granddaddy of grunge brought the haunting lyrics of the classic 1980s theme song from The Fresh Prince of Bel Aire to life and gave them the spiritual weight they’ve always longed for but never got thanks to the light-hearted rapping style of “Fresh Prince” Will Smith. I should just be quiet and let the ghetto falsetto change your life:

PHOTOS Figure skater Tai Babilonia skates and sorta strips for PETA

Former Olympic figure skater Tai Babilonia did her best to melt the ice at Rockefeller Center by emulating nekkidness in a nude suit and toting an anti-fur PETA sign as she gracefully glided around the rink, and in an attempt to warm folks up to her anti-animal cruelty way of thinking, Tai issued this statement in a press release:

Just because it’s cold outside doesn’t mean we should be cold inside. There are many more warm things to wear nowadays than fur.

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PHOTOS Zac Efron arrives for Late Night With David Letterman

Zac Efron is just the latest in a long line of dreamy men to grace The Ed Sullivan Theater stage with his appearance on the Late Show With David Letterman Tuesday, November 24 to promote his new movie Me and Orson Welles. Here are some pictures of the dapper young man arriving outside the theater in a sharp gray suit.

PHOTOS A sexy Sarah Harding celebrates her 28th birthday at Kanaloa

Former Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding celebrated her 28th birthday at the Kanaloa club in Holborn on November 21st wearing a wild and fun black cat’s cradle dress. And don’t think all the fun was on the front! A glance at Sarah’s backside reveals all sorts of laces and mesh and grommets and… Wow! Putting that dress on must have been like completing a craft project! I don’t know if she’s currently seeing anyone, but somebody had their work cut out for them getting that thing off!

PHOTOS Celine Dion’s home and backyard water park on Jupiter Island, Florida

Never one to pull out any stops, Canadian diva Celine Dion is putting in a titanic home swimming pool in the backyard of her 5.7-acre beachfront property on South Florida’s exclusive Jupiter Island.

Actually, to call it a “swimming pool” doesn’t really do it justice – kinda like calling Celine just a “singer.” These aerial photographs of Celine Dion’s home still under construction reveal an enormous water park which will reportedly hold more than half a million gallons of water, feature water slides and is about the same size as two 50-meter Olympic-sized swimming pools. Celine World has been a work in progress for five years now for the 41-year-old superstar and her husband Rene Angelil.

PHOTOS! – Katie Couric dancing Facebook pics from 2006 “Four Martini Minimum” celebration for gig on CBS Evening News

The folks at Gawker.com uncovered some Facebook pics that reveal the party side of Katie Couric! They were found under the album title “Four Martini Minimum” and smack of the moves a hot, yet desperatedly white MILF makes when she has a daquiri and lets her hair down. These celebratory moves were reportedly inspired by…

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ABC Good Morning America cancels Adam Lambert performance after provocative AMA performance VIDEO

ABC cancelled Adam Lambert’s Good Morning America performance after he grabbed a woman’s crotch, made out with a man, and had another man simulate oral sex on him Sunday night at the AMAS. An ABC representative gave this statement: “Given his controversial American Music Awards performance, we were concerned about airing a similar concert so…

It’s about time! Tila Tequila has a sex tape

Yawn, snore, zzzzzzzzzzzzz…. Tila Tequila is all up in arms over a leaked video clip of her in a compromising position with a man. (Think Adam Lambert dancer) TT, who just finished a crazy live video rant on UStream that included her taking her top off, says the clip was on a laptop that she reported stolen two years ago and she is threatening to sue 4Tube.com for posting the video.

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PHOTO What Val Kilmer would look like if he ate Val Kilmer

When I was scrolling through the American Music Awards red carpet photos I saw this one and thought to myself, “That’s nice. Chastity Bono was at the American Music Awards.” Wrong! That thar is Val Kilmer! That’s right, the once svelte poor man’s Brad Pitt is frighteningly close to becoming the masculine equivalent of Kirstie Alley. Oh, and he was with Fifty Cent because they’re working on a movie togther.

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Pizza’s on Gaga! Lady GaGa orders $1000 in pizza for fans in line at an album signing

I’ve also found Lady GaGa to be extraordinarily loyal to and thankful for her fans, but this is really the best. While others opt to desert a throng of patient fans waiting for a signing, GaGa bought 80 pizzas for a group of her fans that were waiting all night at and L.A. Best Buy…

PHOTOS Construction continues on the Hoover Dam Mike O’Callaghan-Pat Tillman Memorial Bridge

You have to see these stunning images from the ongoing Hoover Dam Bypass construction. Now known as the Mike O’Callaghan-Pat Tillman Memorial Bridge, it spans the Colorado River 1,600 feet downstream from the Hoover Dam and will connect the states of Nevada and Arizona via U.S. Route 93. The final cost of the bridge will be an estimated $240 million and it’s on course to be completed in August 2010 and open for traffic in November 2010.

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How unknown receptionist Gabourey Sidibe became a ‘Precious’ star – PLUS Gabourey’s audition video and Ellen and Conan interviews

Last year Gabourey “Gabby” Sidibe was a college student and receptionist, just another young woman trying to find her place in the world. Her life changed suddenly when a friend convinced her to go the audition on a whim. Sidibe got a callback within the hour. The next day she met with Lee Daniels, and…

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PHOTOS Natalie Portman wears a Grimace dress to “Brothers” Premiere?

Natalie Portman wore a McBlobby purple dress on the red carpet at the premiere of her latest movie “Brothers” in New York City November 22, 2009.

I saw the trailer for this movie, which also stars Tobey MaGuire and Jake Gyllenhaal, and it didn’t look like the kind of movie you would wear a McDonald’s Grimace dress to promote. Maybe this was some sort of anti-meat protest by the famously vegetarian Natalie Portman?

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PHOTO Candis Cayne’s afro at the 2009 American Music Awards

Could this be the first trans-gendered afro ever photographed on a red carpet?!? Actress Candis Cayne (Formerly actor Brendan McDaniel) really let her hair up upon arriving at the 2009 American Music Awards in Los Angeles Sunday night! WHOAH!! Actually, to be fair to Candis, she was just snapped in an awkward moment flipping her…

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PHOTOS Rihanna at the 2009 American Music Awards

Rhianna wore a racy and revealing outfit during her performance of “Wait Your Turn” and “Hard” at the 2009 American Music Awards in Los Angeles. From a distance the outfit looked to be a brown and white striped body suit, but upon closer inspection it’s revealed to be a white stripe and bare Rihanna body suit! Mmmmm…nekkid stripes.

VIDEO PHOTOS Lady Gaga performs “Bad Romance” at 2009 American Music Awards

Lady Gaga was once again stole the show at the 2009 American Music awards with her dramatically staged performance of her new hit single “Bad Romance.” LG wore some sort of pantyhose bodysuit thing with flashy white lights and padded white skeletal caging around her head and feet… At one point she busts a glass case with a piano in it and crawls in to tickle the ivory while angrily smashing empty alcohol bottles. Did I mention the piano catches fire? Ah crap – what’s the point of trying to describe a Lady Gaga performance? Just watch it yourself…

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PHOTOS 2009 American Music Awards Shakira and Selena Gomez from the red carpet

The American Music Awards are underway and the red carpet pictures are starting to flow in! To kick off the party are two lovely young ladies with knockout red carpet looks! First up is Shakira, who managed to avoid her usual flirtation with trashy and looked fabulous in a snug bright yellow strapless dress. The only thing this super-fine She Wolf was flirting with was the photographer! And second is 17-year-old Selena Gomez, who looked adorably charming as usual in a short loose shiny silver sequin dress.

PHOTOS 90210 hottie Adam Gregory looking sexy in Miami

A sexy Adam Gregory took a walk in Miami with a charitable chick who won his companionship for the day after donating a hefty sum to the Kids with Cancer fund. In addition to playing Ty Collins on The CW’s 90210, Adam has a heartthrob resume that includes recent roles in 17 Again and Hannah Montana: The Movie as well as being the former arm candy of Jessica Lowndes.

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VIDEO – PHOTOS Fergie and the Black-Eyed Peas at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featured performances by musical group The Black-Eyed Peas featuring lead singer and all-around hottie Fergie, who performed in a teal green teddy with a flowing waste cape: In addition to performing live in lingerie, Fergie was also smokin’ hot on the red carpet prior to the runway show, wearing…

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PHOTOS Heidi Klum before and after pregnancy at 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Heidi Klum (actually, it’s officially Heidi Samuel now) looked fantastic on the red carpet and on the runway at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show held at the Lexington Armory, in New York City, NY on November 19, 2009. Why is it worth mentioning that Heidi looked fantastic when she has made a living looking fantastic for the last 17 years? Because she just gave birth to daughter Lou Samuel on October 9th! That means the German supermodel and host of Lifetime’s Project Runway was back in runway shape in less than six weeks!

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Production halted on ABC’s ‘Cougar Town’ because of a Courtney Cox family matter

Cougar Town, which has been up in ratings, is currently on hold. E! Onlinc has confirmed with ABC reps that Cougar Town production is suspended due to family issues Courtney Cox is attending to: “We can confirm production on Cougar Town has been temporarily shut down in order for Courteney to deal with a private…

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Why did Heidi Klum change her last name to her husband Seal’s name, Samuel, after four years?

Heidi Klum’s legal name is now Heidi Samuel. A Los Angeles Court approved the change on Friday because of her marriage to singer Seal (full name: Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel.) It’s still unclear if she’ll use her married name professionally, but it is a bit odd for her change her name now after…

PHOTOS VIDEOS Tila Tequila’s public meltdown live on UStream continues…with a gun and alternate personality Jane Cordovez!

Social media maven Tila Tequila continued her very public meltdown in another live UStream video broadcast early this morning. Channeling her alter-ego Jane Cordovez, Tila feigned suicide numerous times by inserting a gun in her mouth making out with a sword. She also managed to entertain the Tila Army with her first attempt at freestyle rap, playing some of her new album, playing piano and talking about her near-death experiences. The four-hour plus broadcast is hard to suffer through, so here are some of the video and photo “highlights.”

2009 Christmas is in trouble! No JC Penney ‘Big Book’ and letters to Santa will go unanswered

This year’s Christmas is gonna be a little different, and it’s not just because people will be getting fewer and less expensive presents. Two big traditions are going out the door! The first is kind of a big deal, and could mean extra work for parents: this year letters to Santa will go unanswered. The…

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VIDEO and PHOTOS 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show including newest angel Kylie Bisutti

It’s that time of year when scantily clad women transition from swimwear to lingerie – from the beach to the boudoir – from Sports Illustrated to Victoria’s Secret. And since we are the CNN of scantily clad women, I proudly present our in-depth coverage of the latest lack of coverage: The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion…

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PHOTOS VIDEO Paris Hilton Launches beauty products “The Celebrity Styler” and “The Ultimate Brush”

Paris Hilton was at the Thompson Hotel in Beverly Hills Tuesday for the launch of her new hair styling tools “The Celebrity Styler” and “The Ultimate Brush.” So for all you parents and boyfriends out there with daughters and girlfriends that haven’t quite reached their ho-tential, your Christmas shopping is done!

PHOTOS Angela Simmons’ Fashion Zen: Yes = No

You might think this is one of my many silly Photoshop posts, but that’s actually Angela Simmons and that actually is the word “YES” in all capital letters spelled out across her bum. In hip hop fashion I believe this is called a “badonkadon’t.” Don’t know who Angela Simmons is? Don’t feel bad – I didn’t either when I first saw that purple gluteus maxi-yes. So I googled her…

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Photos – Real Housewives Real Estate: Pics Tamra and Simon Barney’s million dollar O.C. home up for short sale

They should change the name of the show from Real Housewives to Real Estate, because Housewives in every city seem to be up in their necks in foreclosures, short sales, and loan modifications. Here’s detailed pictures of the O.C. crib Tamra and Simon Barney are having to short sell because they can’t make the house…

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Jim Carrey announces daughter Jane Carrey’s marriage to Alex Santana via Twitter

Jim Carrey took to twitter to announced that his daughter, Jane Carrey, married her boyfriend Alex Santana a few days ago. The 22-year-old Jane has a band “The Jane Carrey Band” and is expecting a son with Alex. Jim tweeted: “My Jane is a married woman. Days ago her and my new son in law…

PHOTOS Original 1933 King Kong sculpture to be auctioned by Christie’s

Do you have a hard-to-shop-for movie buff on your Christmas shopping list? Do you have $250,000 to spend? Then Christie’s has exactly what you’re looking for! As part of their Vintage Film Posters and Film Memorabilia auction the London-based auction house is offering the Willis O’Brien-designed King Kong armature skeleton used for the famous climactic…

PHOTOS Holly Madison makes wine the old fashioned way…with Lucille Ball?

PHOTOS Holly Madison makes wine the old fashioned way…with Lucille Ball?

Former Playboy Playmate and Girl Next Door Holly Madison appeared at the Paris Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas today to help celebrate the release of the new wine Beaujolais Nouveau. But, she wasn’t there just to look pretty! Holly decided to get her feet wet by squishing some grapes between her toes! Joining Holly…

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PHOTOS Robert Pattinson arrives at The Late Show With David Letterman

New Moon fever has gone pandemic as the latest installment of the Twilight Saga gets closer to premiering nationwide. Robert “Patient Zero” Pattinson will be appearing on The Late Show with David Letterman tonight and fans and photographers were lying in wait in anticipation of his arrival at the Ed Sullivan Theater: Click thumbnails to…

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PHOTO Sarah Palin counters Newsweek cover with her own magazine!

There’s been a lot of hub-bub surrounding the choice of images for the most recent Newsweek cover story on Sarah Palin. Instead of going with a serious, professional photo of the former Alaskan governor the magazine chose to use a photo taken for Runner’s World magazine featuring Sarah Palin in a jogging suit top and…

VIDEO Michael Richards (Kramer) makes light of his racist outburst on Curb Your Enthusiasm

Comedian Michael Richards, the actor most famous for his portrayal of Kramer on the sitcom Seinfeld, made headlines in November of 2006 when he verbally assaulted a couple hecklers with a vitriolic and racist tirade that included multiple uses of the “n” word. An audience member captured the incident on video with a cell phone…

PHOTOS The Saturdays’ Frankie Sandford wears a hot Peek-a-Booty dress

The Saturdays were in attendance at the Variety Club Showbiz Awards held at the Grosvenor House in London November 15 and as usual they livened things up with some exciting fashion choices. Although they were all sparkling and revealing quite a bit of skin, member Frankie Sanford took home the avant-garde fashion award for her…

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Robert Pattinson is not People’s sexiest man alive (yet!) – People cover is a fake

There’s a very fake People Magazine cover floating around the interwebs today featuring Robert Pattinson as People’s coveted “Sexiest Man Alive.” It’s really poor work, actually. Somebody really phoned it in. Although the cover is rubbish, don’t loose hope, Twi-Hards, according to Gossip Cop the sparkly vampire is still in the running for Sexiest Man…

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VIDEO – Kristen Stewart reveals Bella tattoo on Conan

Before Kristen Stewart headed over to the New Moon Hollywood Premiere, she stopped by The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien to show her new Bella tattoo, pictured above. She designed it herself. Kristen was really cute during the interview. It must be really weird to be the focus of such unadulterated obsession, but K-Stew’s takin’…

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PHOTOS Twilight Saga New Moon Hollywood Premiere – Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Taylor Lautner!

We have Twilight Trinity photos from the Los Angeles New Moon Premiere! Straight from the red carpet to you, here are pictures of Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner! Robert and Taylor are looking sharp as tacks! RPatz has his 5 o’clock shadow grown out to about 10 o’clock and trimmed perfectly. Taylor looks…

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PHOTOS Twilight Saga New Moon Premiere from Los Angeles! November 16

The pictures have started coming in from the biggest red carpet event of the year! Twilight Saga: New Moon premieres tonight in Los Angeles! I’m all the way over on the east coast and I can hear the girlie screams from here! We’ll continue to update this post as the night goes one, possibly adding…

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Is Carrie Bradshaw a Bernie Madoff victim? Sex and the City 2 Spoilers

SEX AND THE CITY 2 SPOILER ALERT! Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth claims to have access to the Sex and the City 2 script, and they’ve spilled some juicy details! Don’t read any further if you don’t want to know. (via New York Post) Carrie Bradshaw and Mr. Big’s marriage crumbles after they lose a chunk…

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Test your knowledge of Baldwinology by playing “Spot the Baldwin”

Here’s the challenge: Five of the six mugshots above are from members of the Mohler family from Missouri, arrested this week for a series of unspeakably heinous crimes involving their own children. The other is a Baldwin, who is only guilty of a few heinous movies, drug possession, auto theft and being a Baldwin. Can…

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PHOTOS Twilight New Moon Madrid photocall Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Taylor Lautner

Pictures of the Twilight trinity Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner from Madrid looking darker and better than ever! Kristen Stewart looks downright not horribly awkward!

Lady GaGa ‘Bad Romance’ video and photo stills

Lady GaGa’s newest single, which is arguably my favorite GaGa song, now has a Kubrick/Hitchcock inspired video. It’s like an “artsy” sophomore film student’s project, except it’s fun to watch. GaGa is a curious girl, and she grows on you like one of her songs. I like her because she’s unabashedly putting on a show….

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Mike Tyson arrested for assaulting photographer at LAX

Former heavy-weight champion of the world Mike Tyson has been hauled away from Los Angeles International Airport in a police car and a bloodied paparazzo was taken to the hospital in an ambulance – this according to TMZ: We’re told Tyson was at a ticket counter at the United Airlines terminal when the incident occurred….

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VIDEOS What do Daniel Wright and Shay Sorrells from The Biggest Loser look like now?

Last night on The Biggest Loser two contestants were eliminated instead of just one. The night was dramatic and historical – dramatic because Shay Sorrells was the first to weigh in and lost 17 pounds! 17 POUNDS! And that wasn’t good enough to stay out of the bottom three! (Because of the double elimination the…

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VIDEO – Lou Dobbs is leaving CNN – Read transcript of full resignation statement

Tonight in a surprise turn Lou Dobbs gave his last CNN broadcast. He cited a desired to expand his career and said that CNN President Jonathan Klein has released him from his contract.  Dobbs has been with Central News Network since it’s beginning in 1980, when he anchored “Moneyline.” Although he was a top financial…

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PHOTO Rachel McAdams to play Black Cat in Spider-Man 4

Mania.com is reporting that casting has already begun for Spider-Man 4 and that one of the top contenders to play Black Cat is Rachel McAdams! Here’s the scoop from Mania: We can exclusively reveal that actress Rachel McAdams has met with the producers of the film for a major role. McAdams (of ‘Wedding Crashers’ and…

VIDEO Morrissey gets hit in the head with a bottle, walks off stage

Here is an amazing video of former Smiths frontman Morrissey getting hit by a bottle containing some sort of liquid during a concert in Liverpool. The singer was shaking the hands of fans at the front of the stage when the bottle rocket hit him square on the noggin. Immediately afterward the singer said “Goodbye”…

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‘Precious’ was a breakout box office star this weekend pulling in $1.8 million from only 18 theaters

Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire opened with a bang in three U.S cities (Atlanta, New York, and L.A.) this weekend, pulling in $1.8 million in 18 theaters. For those of you like me who can have a little trouble with math, that’s a whopping $100,000 per theater. A Christmas Carol, which finished…

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PHOTOS Evidence that Russell Brand is a vampire!

I knew it! Russell Brand isn’t human, he’s an evil blood-sucking beast from some really dark place – darker even than Detroit! Don’t believe me? Just check out these photos of the once lively and spirited Katy Perry, who ill-advisedly invited this vampire into her home (and life) when she started dating it a few…

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MUG SHOT PHOTOS Comedian Katt Williams jailed in Georgia over burglary

Katt Williams, a comedian best known for roles in Friday After Next, and Norbit as well as his own comedy DVD Katt Williams: Pimpadelic, was arrested and jailed Sunday on burglary and criminal trespassing charges (MSNBC). Williams, 38, lives in California, but police think he was in Georgia shooting a film when he reportedly broke…

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PHOTOS Zooey Deschanel on the red carpet at the Behind the Camera Awards

I’d like to thank Zooey Deschanel for brightening up my Monday morning with her happy-inducing countenance and “Walking on Sunshine” demeanor! I have no idea what the 4th Annual Hamilton Behind the Camera Awards are, but Zooey was there looking like her usual enlightened spritely self and that alone is story enough for me! Here…