Rachel Uchitel photos: Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress denies affair, has been linked to David Boreanaz – PHOTO

Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel

Just last month Star magazine linked VIP nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel to Buffy the Vampire Slayer‘s David Boreanaz, a married man, but everyone collectively yawned. Scandal fail!

Now she’s gone for broke with an affair with one of the most famous athletes in the world, Tiger Woods and caused his wife to scratch his face off and beat his SUV until he crashes into a fire hydrant. This is big in terms of famewh*ring, she went from Little League to the World Series in one month.

Rachel denied the affair to Black Book, saying that the National Enquirer (who broke the story about her an Tiger) twisted her words and used quotes from  frenemy Ashley Samson to make it sound like they were having a heated romance that involved lots of “sexting.”

“Rachel told me, ‘I’m having an affair with Tiger Woods. We’re in love!’ She even read me text messages Tiger sent her that said ‘I love you, babe. It’s always going to be just you and me. They were constantly sexting.”

Rachel responded

“I totally deny the Enquirer story. They did contact me about it, but they didn’t use any of my quotes or any of the information I gave them. They make it sound like I said those things, but it’s all other people saying I said things.”

She then asks us to contact all her old boyfriends (who hate her, btw) and ask them if she “sex messages,” because she doesn’t. Usually stars and their families take stories from tabloids, especially The Enquirer with a grain of salt, but SOMETHING certainly wound up Tiger’s wife, Swedish model Elin Nordegren to attack her famous husband in the middle of the night.

Rachel is protesting a bit too much.
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And here is Rachel (left) and Jessica Lipman at New York Fashion Week in 2205:

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CLICK HERE to see photos from the scene of the accident that show the substantial damage to Tiger Woods’ 2009 Cadillac Escalade.

CLICK HERE to listen to the 911 call placed by Tiger’s neighbor just after the accident.

CLICK HERE to find out more about Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren.

CLICK HERE to read about Tiger’s alledged affair with Tool Academy’s Jaimee Grubbs

CLICK HERE to read more about Tiger’s history of mistresses.

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