Fox 4 in Dallas parodies Social Media journalism, wins

A rather funny group of news anchors at a Dallas Fox affiliate made good use of their downtime with this cute riff on social media (take note, CNN!). They poke fun at the usual suspects: Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, Skype, YouTube, 4square, etc. It’s more laugh-inducing by far than most Saturday Night Live skits, although the…

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A Real Housewives product pushing photo gallery

All of our favorite reality wives have one common bond it seems. The Real Housewives can really sell some product! If you spend part of your day checking out photo galleries of the reality queens like I do it becomes apparent that the whole franchise was created to get these shillers out to the masses and sell, sell, sell.

Check out this gallery of the product pushing ladies doing their part to help America recover from the current financial crisis.

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PHOTO Sad Keanu Reeves and sad Sean Penn in drag

I wasn’t planning on joining in on the sad Keanu Reeves meme and I wasn’t planning on posting any more photos of Sean Penn looking like a brunette Phyllis Diller, but much like the invention of Reese’s Cups, the collision of the two was undeniably awesome.

Hey, you got transvestite Sean Penn in my sad Keanu Reeves!

Oh yeah? Well you got sad Keanu Reeves in my transvestite Sean Penn!

(Together) Mmmmmmm… That’s good!

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Taylor Armstrong’s husband filed for bankruptcy in 2005

Taylor Armstrong and her investor husband  of 7 years, Russell Armstrong, went the way of the Giudices back in 2005. According to TMZ (via Reality Tea) Armstrong claimed $50,00 in assets to pay somewhere between $1 million to $10 million (the Giudices were $11 million in debt at the time of filing in October 2009)….

Sister Wives Meri Kody and Janelle Brown
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Sister Wives bombshell: Janelle divorced Meri’s brother to later marry Kody!

The most recent bombshell to drop about the Browns from TLC’s Sister Wives could be a game changer in the family’s attempt to make polygamy a more socially acceptable lifestyle choice. According to official records, 2nd wife Janelle divorced 1st wife Meri’s brother to later marry Meri’s husband! This means that Kody is married to his ex-sister-in-law and that Meri shares a man with her brother’s ex-wife. Read on to find out about the twisted truth behind how Janelle met Meri. I’m so confused!

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VIDEO Deanna Favre addresses Jenn Sterger/Brett Favre penis photos scandal on GMA

Deanna Favre went on Good Morning America this morning to discuss her new new book The Cure for the Chronic Life and agreed to talk briefly about the scandal involving text messages, voice mails and obscene photos allegedly sent by her husband Brett Favre to Jets reporter Jenn Sterger two years ago. Keep reading to see the full interview.

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PHOTOS Helena Bonham-Carter nails nerd-sexy at ‘The King’s Speech’ premiere

Proving that the girls of Glee aren’t the only uber-sexy adult schoolgirls on the planet, actress Helena Bonham-Carter channeled her inner Catholic School Tina Fey for the London premiere of the film The King’s Speech Thursday!

(Fetish alert!)

Former high school bully releases “It Gets Worse” PSA

The “It Gets Better Project” has inspired thousands to post videos to let youth who are suffering at the hands of bullies know that life after high school gets better. It has been one of the most inspirational online trends ever. But what of the other side? What happens to bullies after high school? Well one brave broseph, Chad O’Donnell, has posted his own PSA that is a beacon of truth for bullies and he’s called it, “It Gets Worse.” See the Chadster’s sad cautionary tale of a life that just slides downhill after the glory days of high school.

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Sister Wives Meri, Janelle and Christine old school photos

The Brown family from Sister Wives have stated that the purpose for doing the show was to expose their polygamist lifestyle and break down many of the stereotypes that abound in regards to plural marriage families. Regardless of how you feel about their choices after seeing these old school big hair photos of Kody, Meri, Janelle and Christine you’ll have to admit that they’re following through with the goal of “putting themselves out there!”

Christina Aguilera divorce rumors: Lesbian affair with Samantha Ronson and domestic violence by Jordan Bratman?

Since the Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman announced their divorce there has been much gnashing of the teeth and asking “Why, why, why?” The soul yearns for answers. Because there isn’t much to go on other than the standard “irreconcilable differences”, people have surmised that they broke up because Jordan caused Christina’s career to…

PHOTOS Sean Penn in hard rock drag for ‘This Must be the Place’

Sean Penn is currently filming The Rocky Horror Picture Show Part 2 This Must be the Place in which he plays Cheyenne, a retired rock star looking for his Jewish father’s killer and nice pair of fishnet stockings. See photos of the nearly transvestabulous Penn in character on the streets of New York City Wednesday!

PHOTOS Girls’ Generation retro-sexy James Bond posters for ‘Hoot!’

I have to confess that I didn’t know much about Girls’ Generation outside of their worldwide smash hit “Gee,” when I ran across these outrageously fun and sexy James-Bond-inspired posters promoting the bands third mini-album “Hoot!” So, I did a little digging…

Keep reading to find out a little bit about the band and see all nine posters!

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PHOTOS Tamra Barney’s ex Simon Barney has a new girlfriend!

After a volatile meltdown of his marriage to Tamra Barney, Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Simon Barney appears to have moved on and found a new girlfriend! Check out photos of his attractive new sweetheart and read what he had to say about her on Facebook!

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PHOTO Mike Sorrentino’s book cover for ‘Here’s the Situation’

For all of you wannabe Guidos who couldn’t learn enough about the ins and outs and ins and outs and ins and outs of creeping on chicks, avoiding grenades, and getting in your GTL on the Jersey Shore, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has just the book for you! Keep reading for all the deets about The Sitch’s book as well as his workout DVD!

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Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Teresa Giudice holding out for more money

The most infamous of Bravo’s Real Housewives Teresa Giudice is reportedly holding out on contract negotiations with the network – not because she wants more money than her fellow cast members but because she wants the same amount.

What?

Keep reading for all the details including just how much the Garden State drama mamas will make next season!

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Is Taylor Swift’s “Dear John” about a one-night stand with John Mayer?

Taylor Swift, the 20-year-old queen of emo-country revenge songs, may have unleashed one of ditties John Mayer, who she was rumored to have had a one-night stand with the Hollywood Ladies ‘ Man. The two crooners collaborated on-stage last December, and they were rumored to have followed it up with a One Night Only Show…

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Latest ‘Teen Mom’ tabloid covers: Is Amber pregnant? Ryan’s new girlfriend! And plastic surgery for Farrah and Maci?

The four young ladies of Teen Mom are a tabloid sensation! Every week someone is pregnant again, someone had a boob job, someone breaks up, someone gets back together and someone has a deep dark secret revealed by a distant relative or neighbor with a propensity for telling tall tales and the desire to make a quick buck.

Anyway, here’s the rundown of this week’s Teen Mom tabloid cover stories!

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Khloe Kardashian slams Perez Hilton in anti-bullying video

Khloe Kardashian has joined the ranks of celebrities who have taped a PSA to condemn bullying in the wake of recent teen gay suicides throughout America. With Khloe’s confession there is a special twist in that she singled out blogger Perez Hilton as her worst tormentor right after Hilton publicly announced that he would change his bullying ways! On top of this, it was Perez who asked her to film the PSA inthe first place. See the video and hear what Khloe had to say about Perez’s bullying ways.

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Vicki Gunvalson and son Michael comment on divorce announcement

Real Housewives of Orange County fans were shocked by reports earlier today that the show’s matriarch Vicki Gunvalson filed for divorce from husband of 16 years, Donn Gunvalson. Keep reading for Vicki and her son Michael’s responses to the split.

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Teen Mom Finale Special: Carly’s first steps caught on video with Catelynn and Tyler

Tonight on Teen Mom Season 2 Finale Special Catelynn and Tyler share a special moment they caught on video with adoptive parents Brandon and Teresa: Carly’s first steps! It looks like this adoption deal is continuing to be a complicated, bitter-sweet experience for Catelynn, Tyler, Brandon, Teresa, and Carly. Brandon and Teresa seem to genuinely…

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VIDEO: Vatican declares that Homer and Bart are Catholic

The Vatican has come out and declared that animated TV characters Homer and Bart Simpson are Catholic! They base this on a 2005 episode called “The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star.” The producers tend to disagree with the church’s stance on their characters.

See what both sides are saying in this wholy donut war and then check out the entire episode in question to decide for yourself if the Pope can lay claim to the most beloved fault-filled family in TV history!

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RHOC’s Vicki Gunvalson files for divorce

So much for renewing their vows! Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Vicki Gunvalson filed for dissolution of marriage from husband Donn Gunvalson Monday in Orange County Superior Court! The couple have been married since 1994 and renewed their vows in 2009 in an emotional ceremony that aired on the show last season.

Is Mark Sanchez dating reporter Lindsay McCormick?

Page Six of The New York Post is reporting that New York Jets QB Mark Snachez has set his handsome eyes on sports reporter Lindsay McCormick. So who is this young blonde bombshell that is the latest target for Mark’s deep in routes?

See photos and videos of the beautiful young reporter who is denying the rumors of a romance with the J-E-T-S Jets , Jets, Jets QB!

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Kanye West tells audience he contemplated suicide

Kanye West seems to be unequalled in his ability to say things that blow minds. At a screening of his experimental short film Runaway he in one breath spoke of his battles with suicidal thoughts and the fact that he hung around because he’s a pop icon and a “soldier for culture.”

Find out about Runaway and why all of this Kanye news is setting up for a monster debut for his upcoming album in November.

PHOTO Black Keys’ MTV Video Music Award mislabeled “The Black Eyed Peas”

The Black Keys received their “Breakthrough Video” MTV Video Music Award Friday for their song “Tighten Up” and were surprised to find the statuette’s label credited “The Black Eyed Peas” instead of the Black Keys! Keep reading to see a photo of the epic FAIL!

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Phaedra Parks yearbook photos from Wesleyan College 1990-1993

Back before she was a take-no-prisoners litigator and sexy new star of The Real housewives of Atlanta, Phaedra Parks was a young, attractive and highly intelligent undergraduate student at Wesleyan College in Macon, Georgia. I managed to track down the 1990-1993 Wesleyan yearbooks and am happy to share Phaedra’s freshman, sophomore, junior and senior pictures!

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Jimmy McMillan, ‘Rent Is Too Damn High’ party rep runs for Governor of New York

Jimmy McMillan is running for Governor of New York and his platform is simple. As a matter of fact his platform is a singular issue that is also the name of his political party, “Rent Is Too Damn High.”

Check out two videos of the gloved political wunderkind with a simple solution for the world’s problem.

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David Lynch is Russell Brand’s transcendental self pleasuring guru

In a match made in bizarro heaven, famed director David Lynch has become a transcendental meditation guru for British actor Russell Brand. According to a recent interview Brand was struggling with focus because of “adult distractions” and the famously mercurial director had some words of advice. No, it didn’t involve Katy’s Twin Peaks!

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PHOTOS – Lady Gaga gains weight, loses stick-thin look on Monster Ball Tour

Gaga, who was hospitalized six times last year for complications from not eating,  has put on a few pounds recently during her Monster Ball Tour. This was a move reportedly ordered by her record label, Interscope. Instead of covering up in a muumuu, as Buzzfeed editors have suggested, she’s worn her same lingerie attire. Thick…

Has E-Trade Baby gone too far with animal porn?

In E-Trade Baby’s latest installment of the mega-popular talking baby advertisements he congratulates his baby-buddy Benny on joining the 21st century and going online to do his trading. This all seems harmless enough until E-Trade Baby uses the back button and discovers Benny’s cache of animal pornography!

See the shocking spot and then find out why I believe E-Trade Baby has gone too far in his shock campaign!

Listen to Kanye West’s leaked “Lost in the World” collaboration with Bon Iver and Gil Scott-Heron

Further evidence that Kanye’s fallen moment has helped him create his best music yet is this additive collaboration with indie-folk singer Bon Iver, “Lost in the World.” It starts with Iver’s auto-tuned (yes auto-tuned) 2009 song “Woods” and swells into a rich chorus went Kanye joins in around the 0:57 mark. Later we get samples…

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Junior Seau arrested for domestic violence, drives SUV off a cliff

12-time NFL Pro-Bowler Junior Seau was arrested in San Diego early this morning on domestic violence charges and within hours of his release at 3:20 a.m. he drove his SUV off of a cliff. Law enforcement officials report that he sustained injuries int he accident and he has been transported to a local hospital.

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Pregnant Celine Dion admitted to Florida hospital

Singer Celine Dion, 42, has been admitted to St. Mary’s Medical Center in West Palm Beach, Florida in an attempt to avoid the early delivery of her twin boys, whose due date was early next month.

Keep reading for a full statement issued by the hospital in which they address Celine’s admission and rumors surrounding her “special treatment.”

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VIDEO: Bill Murray reprises Ghostbusters role for Scream 2010 awards

Spike T.V. had themselves one heck of a party Saturday night as they taped the much anticipated 2010 Scream Awards. The show, set to air tommorrow night, that will feature a reunion of the cast of Back To the Future got another 80’s mega-blast from the past when Bill Murray accepted the award for Best Horror Film won by Zombieland in full Ghostbuster costume!

Check out the leaked clip of Dr. Peter Venkman if you ain’t afraid of no ghost!

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Banned? Nude artwork for Kanye West’s “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy”

Looks like Kanye is stirring up some Twitterversy hype to sell his new album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (Out Nov 22). His label questioned putting out the above album cover, which features a nude armless, winged girl with a tail straddling a black dude holding a green bottle, but ultimately agreed to stand behind…

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Did Justin Bieber slap a 12-year-old boy at a laser tag joint?

Justin Bieber had an exciting weekend at a Canadian laser tag joint, Planet Lazer. A 12-year-old boy accused the Biebs of slapping him in the face during a game. There have also been talks that this happened after the boy called the teen heartthrob the F-word. ZackTaylor.ca has been covering the shenanigans and had this…

AUDIO Hear the spot that won pastor Terry Jones a new car for not burning a Quran

There are a number of ways Americans can go about winning a free car. They can take their chances on The Price Is Right or Wheel Of Fortune. They can enter one of those radio station contests for who can keep their hands on the new car the longest. And in the case of infamous pastor Terry Jones you can not burn a Quran and call out a wacky car dealer on a silly advertisement pledge.

Hear the ad that won the controversial pastor a brand new Hyundai and find out about the former New York Giant who is responsible for this whole silly mess!

VIDEO: Shia LaBeouf throws hot coffee on photographer!

While taking a break from the filming of Transformers 3 Shia LaBeouf executed one of the most hilarious acts of vigilante justice you will ever see. Shia runs down a portly paparazzi photographer and throws a cup of piping hot coffee on him and then continues in his fleet footed escape down the boulevard. See it here to believe it!

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RHBH Adrienne Maloof-Nassif plastic surgery list

Adrienne Maloof-Nassif is one of the most powerful housewives to ever hit the franchise, both in the business world, and on the wrestling mat. She’s a partner in her Maloof family dynasty (which includes the Sacramento Kings, The Palms Las Vegas, a partnership with Interscope Records and other various things), but she can also take…

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PHOTOS VIDEOS Meet Lisa Vanderpump from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills kicks off on October 14 on Bravo and unlike some of the other cast members in the Real Housewives franchise these six ladies aren’t living beyond their means and making headlines with foreclosures and tax problems; they are real-deal recession-proof, lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-famous money mavens!

One of these wealthy women we’ll have the joy of watching is British brunette Lisa Vanderpump. Lisa, 50, is the proud mother of two and wife of restaurateur Ken Todd for 29 years. Keep reading to find out all you need to know about Lisa with photos, videos and lots of links!

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PHOTOS JWoww looking… impeccably exquisite?!?

Wh-wh-wh-what?!? Jersey Shore‘s Jenni “JWoww” Farley took to the streets of Manhattan today looking almost unrecognizable in a tastefully stylish outfit that could have been stolen right off the back of Audrey Hepburn!

Don’t get me wrong – the dress still has the JWoww spirit thanks to a chest-revealing neckline and a thick band of black lace-like leaves around the waist, but I think even Tim Gunn and Michael Kors would have to pause and nod their heads in approval of this makeover!

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VIDEO Brett Favre hit in the groin with a football at Vikings practice

It seems obvious from the headlines over the last couple weeks that Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre is very proud of his penis. In addition to allegedly sending pictures of his Adrian Peterson to Jets reporter Jenn Sterger, he also apparently thought it could catch a football.

Wrong.

Keep reading to see Favre’s latest fumble as well as an explanation of why it’s funny by comic historian Homer Simpson!

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J Woww and Snooki self deprecate on Flow and Nancy Show

The global takeover of the world by the cast of Jersey Shore is continuing in the self depreciative form of The Flow and Nacy Show on YouTube. Shore cast members JWoww and Snooki created this masterpiece of bed-web-cam drama on their own as they have taken on the personas of older frustrated Jersey ladies who are sick of all the Jersey Shore crap!

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PHOTOS The Zach Galifianakis Swimsuit Calendar by Vanity Fair

To kick off their monthly “Vanities” section Vanity Fair “features an up-and-coming actor with a hotly anticipated project in the pipeline” and for November they chose comedian Zach Galifianakis.

Never one for subtlety or not being funny, Zach did his best Roseanne Barr impersonation by pouring his Venus of Willendorf frame into a crimson retro-style woman’s swimsuit. The result is almost not funny.

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham
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PHOTOS Did Teen Mom Farrah Abraham get a boob job?

I told you this was going to happen! At first the young ladies of Teen Mom were treated with kid gloves by the tabloids, but now they are such hot commodities yellow journalists are coming at them with both barrels blazing! Farrah Abraham, Amber Portwood, Maci Bookhouse and Catelynn Lowell have become Katie Holmes, Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore and Lindsay Lohan with all sorts of stories involving child molesters, rock star boyfriends, pregnancies, and now the inevitable plastic surgery!

That’s right, the new issue of Star magazine reveals that Farrah Abraham has become Farrah A-bigger-bra-ham thanks to having breast augmentation surgery performed last month! Keep reading to see before and after photos and see what you think. Could Star magazine be right for once?

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Watch Online Teen Mom Season 2 finale “See You Later”

It was a sad night last night as we had to say good-bye to our favorite reality show on television. Or perhaps we should all take a cue from Tyler and Catelynn and just say “See you later” to the young women and men of Teen Mom.

Thankfully MTV knows how to handle “see you laters” and they gave us an hour and a half worth of mama drama for the season finale. Keep reading to watch the full final episode followed by a bulleted recap of what happened with each of the moms!

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Sister Wives’ Robyn Sullivan’s first husband revealed!

Robyn Sullivan is the object of Kody Brown’s 4th desire on TLC’s polygamy themed reality show Sister Wives. As Kody fawns over Robyn viewers have discovered that number 4 has 3 kids with, until now, an unidentified ex-husband. Find out who Robyn’s baby-daddy is and how he feels about having his kids shown on television.

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Ramona Singer has her own Pinot Grigio wine line!

We’ve seen Turtle Time on television, but we can down gallons of Pinot Grigio and never really experience the true essence of Turtle Time until we sip from Ramona Singer’s own cup. Thankfully she’s giving us all that opportunity with her very own line of Pinot Grigio with Opici Wines! Always a driven business woman…

A topless Avril Lavigne likes old-fashioned gentlemen, like Brody Jenner

Avril Lavigne is covering Maxim’s November 2010 issue, and she even did a few topless shots! During the E! behind the scenes, she described her perfect man: “I like a classy man, a gentleman who opens the door and gives flowers and always puts the lady first. I’m a little old-fashioned like that.” She’s been…

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Boy George confirms Culture Club reunion

It’s a miracle! Well maybe not that important but it’s been over 8 years since the original members of the British band Culture Club have performed together. Lead singer turned DJ, Boy George has confirmed that there will be a Culture Club reunion and that the deadline date is April 30th, 2012. This date is significant in that it represents the 30th anniversary of the release of the band’s first single, “White Boy.”

Check out his statement and a classic 80’s music video for their biggest hit “Karma Chameleon.”