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PHOTOS Winx 3D Premiere or “How 7-year-old girls see the world”

I have no idea what Winx Club is, but I am an uncle with three young nieces so I do know how they think the world ought to look and the Winx 3D “Magical Adventure” Premiere at the Rome International Film Festival pretty much nailed it! Keep reading to be transported to a magical land of fairies, princesses, princes and choreographed dance routines. In other words, either of my niece’s bedrooms.

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PHOTOS VIDEO Angela as a sexy nurse from The Office’s Halloween costume contest

The Office delivered yet another hilarious Halloween-themed episode last night with the episode “Costume Contest” featuring a plethora of outfits ranging from MacGruber to a trans-gendered Lady Gaga!

But without a doubt there was one costume that stole the show and that was the chronically conservative accountant Angela, who started out as an adorable penguin, but walked the contest runway in a Frederick’s of Hollywood inspired sexy nurse costume!

Keep reading to see a video clip and lots of photos of Angela “cooking her books” for all to see!

VIDEO: S.F. Giants fans violent McDonalds brawl

The San Francisco Giants have taken a 2-0 lead in their quest to win their first championship since moving from New York decades ago. During Wednesday night’s game one of the World Series a brawl involving an estimated 70 people broke out at a McDonald’s across the street from AT&T park in a can I have some fries with that fist-a-cuffs throw down! Yes, we have the video of all the Big Mac big love and Happy Meal happiness right here.

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Ozzy Osbourne DNA testing explains neanderthal ways

Just like the rest of us, heavy metal god Ozzy Osbourne wondered how in the world he survived so much intake of alcohol and drugs through the years. Well instead of going off the wheels on a crazy train wondering Ozzy went and submitted his blood for genome testing in hopes of an explanation. Science did not disappoint as it has been revealed that the Brit with unstoppable livers is genetically akin to neanderthals!

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VIDEO – Camille Donatacci Grammer divorce details: Kelsey pushed Housewives so he could cheat with Katye Walsh

Sexy former MTV dancer Camille Grammer  claims was blindsided by her famous husband Kelsey’s wish to divorce during filming of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Eerie footage from the first episode of the series documents Camille and Kelsey’s last moments together as he departs for New York to be in the Broadway play La…

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Teen Mom salaries revealed!

There is little about the lives of MTV’s Teen Moms that we don’t know by now as Farrah Abraham, Amber Portwood, Maci Bookout and Catelynn Lowell have taken over the reality tabloid reigns from Jon and Kate Gosselin. But, there was still the closely guarded secret of how much they were getting paid that everyone was keeping 100% hush-hush about… Until now!

Keep reading to find out what an insider revealed to Life & Style about how much each of the girls make per season!

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Katy Perry’s “Firework” dedicated to “It Gets Better” campaign

Katy Perry took to her Twitter account and let the now self proclaimed reformed blogger Perez Hilton know that her song “Firework” and accompanying video is dedicated to the “It Gets Better” campaign.

Shortly thereafter Perez posted a full length clip before any official release of the music video. See what Katy tweeted and check out the full length explosive video for “Firework” right here!

Audrina Patridge’s mom Lynn Patridge drunk in viral video

Audrina Patridge came across very quiet and kind of private on her hit scripted reality show The Hills, but her mom Lynn Patride is quite the opposite. At least when she’s drinking. Tuesday night she was plastered at Beso in L.A., and told a Hollywood.tv cameraman exactly what was on her mind. The long and…

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VIDEO PHOTOS: Young Lady Gaga in Sexual Harassment PSA

Before Stefani Germanotta, a.k.a. Lady Gaga, was strapping on firework brassieres and meat dresses she was a struggling artist just looking for work. One of the gigs she landed was a PSA regarding sexual harassment that has inevitably found its way to YouTube.

Check out the video and screen shots of a youthful Gaga letting a touchy feely school boy know that she ain’t putting up with his crap!

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Celebs encourage voting with “10 Minutes” Funny or Die shorts

Funny or Die, the popular comedy video site created by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay, has rolled out a video called “10 Minutes” to help encourage younger voters to get out and cast their ballots during the upcoming mid-term elections.

Find out which celebs are involved in the campaign and watch the video in which a list of tasks that take longer than it does to vote are provided included searching for Charlie Sheen hooker scandal updates. Busted!

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PHOTOS ‘The Office’ 2010 Halloween “Costume Contest”

If I were to compile a list of the top three things from celbridom that I look forward to at Halloween, sandwiched between Kim Kardashian and Heidi Klum would be the “cast”umes of The Office!

Thanks to NBC.com we get to have a little sneak peek at what some of the characters will be dressed as in Thursday’s episode titled “Costume Contest.” Keep reading to see all the hilarious photos and vote for your favorite in the poll!

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Before and after photos: Did Glee’s Lea Michele get a nose job after all?

Lea Michele, the star of Glee, has recently went on a slew of interviews congratulating herself for not getting a nose job. She told GQ, via Radaronline: “I was one of the only girls in my high school that didn’t get one,” Michele said. “And if anybody needed it, I probably did. But my mom…

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Kim Zolciak real hair photos! See Kim Z without her wig!

Kim Zolciak has before threatened to publish photos of herself sans-wig, but she hasn’t yet had the guts to do it. But that hasn’t stopped her scorned lady-lover DJ Tracy Young from publishing intimate pictures of a wigless Kim and accusing her of being pregnant and betraying her in Star magazine. (via Dlisted) The dye…

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Billy Ray Cyrus and wife Tish Cyrus file for divorce

Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife Leticia “Tish” Cyrus filed for divorce Wednesday, ending their 17 years of marriage. The official papers, filed in Tennessee, cite irreconcilable differences as the cause for separation. Keep reading for the couple’s statement about the split.

VIDEOS PHOTOS: Pamela Anderson’s bikini butcher PETA ad

In Pamela Anderson’s latest PETA ad she is out to show that humans and animals have the same parts. The sexy ad shows Pamela in an itsy bitsy bikini appearing as if she has been tagged by a butcher. Beside her image is a logo with the outline of a cow that reads, “Have a Heart Go Vegetarian.”

Check out the full ad, a video interview in which philosopher Pam discusses the virtues of vegetarianism and a photo from the unveiling in London!

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TEEN MOM tabloid cover stories for Nov. 8, 2010

The second season of Teen Mom is over but these memorable mommies still have media momentum as their personal lives continue to gobble up valuable real estate on the covers of the weekly tabloids! Keep reading to find out all sorts of dark secrets about Amber including losing Leah, her pending arrest, her abuse of prescription drugs, suicide threats and rumors of cutting! Also, is Maci taking Bentley away to Los Angeles to star in her own TV show?!?

Happy 69th birthday Dick Trickle!

Here at Starcasm we aren’t too big on the ol’ birthday posts but when the man, the myth, the legend, Dick Trickle turns 69 you bet your Heilig Meyers furniture lovin’ backsides we’re gonna pay tribute!

We’ve got video of “The Man” lighting up a smoke during a caution, the hilarious 0 for 243 Napa Auto Parts ad, background info and more on the White Night. The only REAL Dick sporting legend whose glory days came in the state of Wisconsin!

Watch the full Glee Rocky Horror Picture Show episode

Calling this geeky, zany, witty show Glee is appropriate on so many levels. Of course there is the “glee club” that the kids suspend our disbelief to participate goldenly in, but there is also the  sheer and utter emotion of glee that the show evokes. Exhibit 1,875,236 in the defense of the show’s awesomeness is…

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Kim Zolciak in a bisexual baby betrayal bombshell!

The newest Star Magazine has a story from Kim Zolciak’ brief girlfriend DJ Tracy Young alleging that Kim is pregnant with Kory Bierman’s baby, and she asked Tracy to raise the baby with her. It turns into a kind of tragic tale, because Kim reportedly flew Tracy to Atlanta to tell her something special, asked…

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Should CBS fire Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen is back in the headlines, this time for yelling at a hooker while in the nude to the point of having police called while his ex Denise Richards and their two children were in an adjacent room and later taken to a hospital where he tested positive for cocaine. So what does CBS, who pays the actor almost 2-mill an episode to star in Two and a Half Men have to say about all of this? Absolutely nothing. Read on to find out why it’s time for CBS to acknowledge there’s a problem.

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16 and Pregnant post show interview with Brooke Smitherman-Tarrant

Catch up on how Brooke Smitherman-Tarrant is doing since filming on her episode wrapped up! Brooke talks about how she and Cody met, the birth control mix up that led to her getting pregnant, how things have been and what the couple has planned for their future and Brody’s.

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16 and Pregnant’s Felicia Cooke photos, videos, bio and links

Episode 2 of 16 and Pregnant Season 2b features Felicia Cooke, a half-Honduran high school student from Lewisville, Texas. Keep reading to find out all you need to know about Felicia, baby daddy Alex and their daughter Genesis including pictures, video and links to Felicia’s Facebook and Formspring accounts!

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TLC to air ‘Sister Wives Special’ interview Sunday

For all you Sister Wives starved folks out there who thought that everyone’s favorite polygamy themed reality show was over fear not. TLC has ordered a follow up special to the extremely popular show about the Browns from Utah and their plural marriage lifestyle.

Find out all about the special including the NBC news personality that will be interviewing the Brown family.

Personal Johnny Cash items to be auctioned

So are you sitting around thinking, “It sure would be awesome to own a vintage Martin played and signed by Johnny Cash and play it while sporting the jumpsuit he wore while rehearsing for “Live At San Quentin?'” Well if you’ve got a lot of cash in addition to your love for Cash you will have the opportunity to do just that.

Julien’s will be auctioning off a mind blowing amount of personal Johnny Cash items that also include hand written lyrics and even The Man In Black’s passport. Read on to see the guitars and jumpsuit as well as a tribute video to Cash performed by his ex-son-in-law Rodney Crowell.

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Was Mercedes Nelson kicked off Football Wives for fighting?

Mercedes Nelson is the ex-girlfriend of Dallas Cowboy running back Marion Barber and is listed as part of the cast for VH1’s reality show Football Wives. So why was Mercedes absent during the premiere episode on Sunday night? Well according to sources with TMZ Mercedes got crazy on set and hurled various projectiles at castmate Chanita Foster!

Read on to find out about the cat fight, Mercedes’ future with the show and a hot photo and video reel of the all that model!

Naked Charlie Sheen trashed a hotel room while on a cocaine bender with a prostitute

Charlie Sheen is clearly not over his partying ways. Last night he went on quite a bender that ended up with him in his underwear throwing chairs and destroying a chandelier at the midtown New York Plaza hotel. The New York Post reports that Sheen flew into a rage when he returned to his room…

VIDEO LYRICS: Greyson Chance releases debut single ‘Waiting Outside the Lines’

13-year-old YouTube sensation Greyson Chance has dropped his debut single “Waiting Outside the Lines” today via iTunes as well as having the song streamed via Ryan Seacrest’s website. Chance’s performance of Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi” now has over 32 million views!

Hear the song, see his performance of “Waiting” from Ellen and get the complete lyrics all right here!

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PHOTO First overweight female superhero film “Blubberella” directed by Uwe Bol

Forget Sharktopus and Dinoshark, the new measuring stick for feature film ridiculosity promises to be the latest project from director Uwe Boll featuring the world’s first overweight female superhero titled Blubberella!

The first female fat superhero …
She will kick major ass – with her major ass!

(I’m not making this up!)

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Bravo moving ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ to Sunday nights beginning November7

Bravo made a pledge at their 2010 upfront presentation that they would be providing viewers with five nights of original programming and beginning November 7 they will be making good on that pledge!

The immensely popular peaches from The Real Housewives of Atlanta will move from their Monday night time slot to a new home Sunday night at 10pm, replacing reruns of Law & Order: Criminal Intent. (This marks the first time any of the women on the show have ever changed homes not because of divorce or foreclosure. Zing!) Keep reading for a quote from Bravo president Frances Berwick about the reasoning for the move.

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Is this Katy Perry’s wedding dress?

The good folks at E! Online have used their speculative powers to track down Katy Perry’s elusive wedding dress. US Magazine published details about what is reportedly a “dove gray and had lace sleeves” Elie Saab Haute Couture, and E! tracked down a gown (above) from their 2011 collection that seems to match that description….

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PHOTOS Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen in Antony and Cleopatra costumes for 2010 Dream Halloween

I’ve been anxiously awaiting the first celebrity Halloween costumes of the year so imagine my joyous surprise when the cherry poppers turned out to be two of my favorite Real Housewives: Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen! The Big Apple mom and pop brought their two “chums” out to the 2010 Dream Halloween at Capitale in New York City on October 24, 2010. Alex was a smashing Cleopatra and Simon made for a mighty fine Roman metrosexual in his matching Antony costume while the two boys wore adorable Iron Man and Avatar Na’vi costumes.

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Teresa Giudice’s nephew’s christening erupts into violent fight bewteen Joe Giudice, Joe’s mother and Joe Gorga

It’s been nothing but brawls these past few days at different Real Housewives gathering. First, OC’s Jeana Keough and Tamra threw wine at each other and got violent, and now Teresa Giudice’s husband Joe traded punches with Teresa’s brother at a party that was taped for Real Housewives of New Jersey. Teresa’s brother Joe’s wife…

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PHOTO – Amy Winehouse wears her Fred Perry retro-inspired fashion collection

Despite still dipping too far into the wine bucket, Amy Winehouse appears to have majorly cleaned up and kicked the hard drugs to the curb. She’s reportedly working on her next album, and has seen a fashion project with Fred Perry through to the end. Her signature collection is chic, smart, and it’s retro vibes…

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16 and Pregnant: Brooke Smitherman-Tarrant photos, video, bio and links

16 and Pregnant kicks off the second half of their second season with 17-year-old Brooke Smitherman-Tarrant who represents two firsts for the mama drama franchise. Not only is she the first married girl to give birth on the show, but she’s also the first race car driver! OK conservative critics of the show, you can be quiet now!

Keep reading to find out all about Brooke, husband Cody and their son Brody!

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“Hiccup Girl” Jennifer Mee charged with murder of Shannon A. Griffin

The “Hiccup Girl” Jennifer Mee, who appeared on television in 2007 several times to talk about her marathon hiccup sessions, has been charged with murder in Florida after what cops call a “botched robbery.” The now 19-year-old Mee, who ran the talk show circuit claiming to have hiccuped for five weeks straight, kidnapped Shannon A….

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Real Housewives of OC: Tamra Barney and Jeana Keough fight over interview

Former OC Real Housewife and recent Jackie Warner’s Thintervention cast member Jeana Keough was served with cease and desist papers by Tamra Barney at the wrap party of Real Housewives of Orange County. Or rather, she was almost served papers, because a source tells Radar Online that Jeanna refused them and told Tamra “Jeana said…

PHOTOS – VH1’s Football Wives: Amanda Davis, wife of Leonard Davis brings the bling

Amanda Davis, an extension, bling-loving girl who’s slightly channeling the fabulous Kim Zolciak, and married to Dallas guard Leonard Davis, steals the show on the first episode of VH1’s Football Wives. We first get insight into her personality when her new reality friend Chanita Foster visits her house and finds the interior completely encrusted in…

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VIDEO – Phaedra Parks has “boughetto” baby shower

Bravo deserves a huge Bravo for casting Phaedra Parks on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She’s just the juice they needed to spin some wheels and make things happen on the show. One thing that the newlywed and pregnant high-powered attorney uses to add drama to the show is her intense, supercharged brand of SouthernBelle™….

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VIDEO – SNL Brett Favre Wrangler commericial rips off “Wangler” YouTube video

Last night SNL had a kind-of funny video spoofing Brett Favre and his notorious privates using a Wrangler commercial. He’s the official spokesman for the new crotchless variety, and is seen playing awkward football with his buds while wearing them: It looks like SNL probably got their idea from this Cheap Shots YouTube video featuring…

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VIDEO – Emma Stone as look-a-like Lindsay Lohan on SNL

Emma Stone is a lot like Lindsay Lohan. They’re both smart, funny, attractive red-heads who stared in a box office blasting and critically acclaimed teen comedies. But Lindsay has struggled with deep drug. legal, and emotional issues for several years leaving both her life and her career in tatters (and currently landing her in the…

VIDEO Watch Kanye West’s ‘Runaway’ online (full version)

Kanye West premiered his 34+ minute music video for “Runaway” on MTV earlier tonight and the ground-breaking mini-movie that many critics think might revive the music video art form is now available to watch in its entirety online! Keep reading to watch the complete video in all of its surreal glory!

Sister Wives Brown family tree with Kody Brown, his 4 sister wives and all 16 children
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PHOTO Sister Wives Brown family tree chart

It was already difficult keeping up with the 21 family members on TLC’s hit reality series Sister Wives which features Utah polygamist Kody Brown and his four wives, but throw in the fact that some of the children are from a previous marriage and that one of the sister wives was married to a brother of another sister wife, and what you’re left with is a big ol’ polygamuddy mess!

So we combined some professional-grade ancestegery with a bit of graphic design and came up with a “family tree” that should help simplify matters.

AUDIO Listen to the new Black Eyed Peas song “The Time (the dirty bit)”

Will.i.am has leaked a song from Black Eyed Peas’ new album The Beginning, which is set to release November 30. It starts with a synth, and an (autotuned) Will.i.am and (non-autotuned) Fergie singing the chorus of Dirty Dancing‘s “(I’ve Had) The Time of My Life,” and then broken records into a beat that sounds a…

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Katy Perry wedding hysteria: Flashy A-Morir sunglasses mistaken for traditional Indian bridal nose ring

The faux pas that didn’t actually happen. In case you haven’t heard, Katy Perry and Russell Brand got married this weekend in India after a yearlong engagement that began in India. (full circle!) Perry stepped of the plane in India Thursday wearing a $260 pair of A-Morir sunglasses that feature a gold chain hanging on…

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Cops called after another physical fight for Teen Mom’s Amber and Gary

Amber and Gary, the troubled couple from Teen Mom who are already involved in a domestic violence investigation in Anderson, Indiana, got into another physical altercation early Wednesday morning that resulted in police coming to their Gary’s house and escorting Amber back home. According to reports, Gary was texting a male friend who Amber suspected…

Tiki Barber and mistress Traci Lynn Johnson are married now
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PHOTOS Tiki Barber shows off trophy mistress Traci Johnson at UNICEF charity event

Tiki Barber’s wife of eleven years Ginny Barber was eight months pregnant with twins when the former NFL running back left her behind for 23-year-old Traci Johnson, a blond bombshell and former NBC intern. Since that time Tiki and his new gal have seemingly been in hiding, thanks in large part to T.B.’s sudden lack of employment opportunities. But the lovely couple made a very public appearance Wednesday in New York City at a UNICEF charity event, and we have the photos! Also, we took the opportunity to present Tiki with one of our most prestigious awards!

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VIDEOS: Ugly Dance World Cup 2010

The ten finalists are now set for the Ugly Dance World Cup 2010 that will go down in Germany tomorrow. Check out the amazing video submissions from the best in the world or at least Western Europe at dancing terribly. They are ready to prove that their inabilities will far undershine all their adversaries led feet and jelly knees. Rhythm is not welcome here, choreography is a sin and you better not even think about reminding the judges of Usher or even The Situation for that matter!

Fox 4 in Dallas parodies Social Media journalism, wins

A rather funny group of news anchors at a Dallas Fox affiliate made good use of their downtime with this cute riff on social media (take note, CNN!). They poke fun at the usual suspects: Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, Skype, YouTube, 4square, etc. It’s more laugh-inducing by far than most Saturday Night Live skits, although the…

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A Real Housewives product pushing photo gallery

All of our favorite reality wives have one common bond it seems. The Real Housewives can really sell some product! If you spend part of your day checking out photo galleries of the reality queens like I do it becomes apparent that the whole franchise was created to get these shillers out to the masses and sell, sell, sell.

Check out this gallery of the product pushing ladies doing their part to help America recover from the current financial crisis.

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PHOTO Sad Keanu Reeves and sad Sean Penn in drag

I wasn’t planning on joining in on the sad Keanu Reeves meme and I wasn’t planning on posting any more photos of Sean Penn looking like a brunette Phyllis Diller, but much like the invention of Reese’s Cups, the collision of the two was undeniably awesome.

Hey, you got transvestite Sean Penn in my sad Keanu Reeves!

Oh yeah? Well you got sad Keanu Reeves in my transvestite Sean Penn!

(Together) Mmmmmmm… That’s good!

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Taylor Armstrong’s husband filed for bankruptcy in 2005

Taylor Armstrong and her investor husband  of 7 years, Russell Armstrong, went the way of the Giudices back in 2005. According to TMZ (via Reality Tea) Armstrong claimed $50,00 in assets to pay somewhere between $1 million to $10 million (the Giudices were $11 million in debt at the time of filing in October 2009)….

Sister Wives Meri Kody and Janelle Brown
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Sister Wives bombshell: Janelle divorced Meri’s brother to later marry Kody!

The most recent bombshell to drop about the Browns from TLC’s Sister Wives could be a game changer in the family’s attempt to make polygamy a more socially acceptable lifestyle choice. According to official records, 2nd wife Janelle divorced 1st wife Meri’s brother to later marry Meri’s husband! This means that Kody is married to his ex-sister-in-law and that Meri shares a man with her brother’s ex-wife. Read on to find out about the twisted truth behind how Janelle met Meri. I’m so confused!

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VIDEO Deanna Favre addresses Jenn Sterger/Brett Favre penis photos scandal on GMA

Deanna Favre went on Good Morning America this morning to discuss her new new book The Cure for the Chronic Life and agreed to talk briefly about the scandal involving text messages, voice mails and obscene photos allegedly sent by her husband Brett Favre to Jets reporter Jenn Sterger two years ago. Keep reading to see the full interview.

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PHOTOS Helena Bonham-Carter nails nerd-sexy at ‘The King’s Speech’ premiere

Proving that the girls of Glee aren’t the only uber-sexy adult schoolgirls on the planet, actress Helena Bonham-Carter channeled her inner Catholic School Tina Fey for the London premiere of the film The King’s Speech Thursday!

(Fetish alert!)

Former high school bully releases “It Gets Worse” PSA

The “It Gets Better Project” has inspired thousands to post videos to let youth who are suffering at the hands of bullies know that life after high school gets better. It has been one of the most inspirational online trends ever. But what of the other side? What happens to bullies after high school? Well one brave broseph, Chad O’Donnell, has posted his own PSA that is a beacon of truth for bullies and he’s called it, “It Gets Worse.” See the Chadster’s sad cautionary tale of a life that just slides downhill after the glory days of high school.

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Sister Wives Meri, Janelle and Christine old school photos

The Brown family from Sister Wives have stated that the purpose for doing the show was to expose their polygamist lifestyle and break down many of the stereotypes that abound in regards to plural marriage families. Regardless of how you feel about their choices after seeing these old school big hair photos of Kody, Meri, Janelle and Christine you’ll have to admit that they’re following through with the goal of “putting themselves out there!”

Christina Aguilera divorce rumors: Lesbian affair with Samantha Ronson and domestic violence by Jordan Bratman?

Since the Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman announced their divorce there has been much gnashing of the teeth and asking “Why, why, why?” The soul yearns for answers. Because there isn’t much to go on other than the standard “irreconcilable differences”, people have surmised that they broke up because Jordan caused Christina’s career to…

PHOTOS Sean Penn in hard rock drag for ‘This Must be the Place’

Sean Penn is currently filming The Rocky Horror Picture Show Part 2 This Must be the Place in which he plays Cheyenne, a retired rock star looking for his Jewish father’s killer and nice pair of fishnet stockings. See photos of the nearly transvestabulous Penn in character on the streets of New York City Wednesday!