Kendra Wilkinson’s new auto-biography Sliding Into Home may lack subtlety but it certainly serves the dish. Cold, plain, and with no fancy romantic sauces to mask the flavor.
Here’s an excerpt from her memoir (provided by Amy Grindhouse via Hecklerspray):
“One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room. In my head I could hear my mom’s voice: ‘You know they have orgies there.’ I said ‘Okay, if I have to.’ It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him… for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn… it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was – all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.”
Wow, it’s like the Playboy mansion really is what you expect it to be. Hugh invites the hotties over, hands out the booze, then pops a few Viagra and lets them take their turns.
And when you’re a a hot blonde 18-year-old drug addict stripper dating this guy, with no immediate job prospects and you end up in the Playboy Mansion the truth is that you do really want to be there. When someone asks you to wait in a turn-style line to have sex with Hugh Hefner so you can audition to live in a mansion with a full wait staff and possibly get a TV show, you say ‘Okay, if I have to.”
Not exactly how we want our daughters to get their big break, but therhere are worse things in the world than that, and life has really turned out pretty good for little Kendra. But whatever happened to the rest of the girls who hopped on Hugh Hefner that fateful night? Hopefully they all found their own ways too.
