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PHOTOS Lucy Hale’s heel-less shoes and revealing dress at 2011 Teen Choice Awards

Pretty Little Liars actress Lucy Hale not only took home the 2011 Teen Choice Awards trophy for Choice Female Summer TV Star, but also two separate starcasm awards for most shocking (in a good way) fashion statements on the red blue carpet! In addition to wearing a wildly revealing off white and bold black lined dress Lucy was sporting some amazing black heel-less Giuseppe Zanotti platform shoes you have to see to believe!

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PHOTO Not too skinny LeAnn Rimes visits Nobu restaurant to stay that way

LeAnn Rimes met her husband Eddie Cibrian for dinner at Nobu in Malibu Monday night wearing a tiny pair of leopard print shorts and a black tank top, showing off her controversially thin frame. Check out the photo and “weigh in” on the “too thin or not too thin” debate and read what the full-time Tweeter LeAnn had to say about her fashion choice!

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PHOTO Deena Cortese moons New Jersey, New Jersey yawns

It’s only eight days until the Jersey Shore Season 4 premiere, but the cast is still hard at work filming Season 5 in their old stomping grounds of Seaside Heights, New Jersey, and for Deena Nicole Cortese that means trying to come up with new and creative ways to expose her Badeenadonk. Keep reading to see her latest assposure involving Snooki, a short skirt and a very large inner tube.

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PHOTO Lady Gaga in flowing leopard print after KIIS FM interview with JoJo

Lady Gaga left the KIIS FM studios in Los Angeles earlier today literally looking like an easy, breezy covergirl in a flowing leopard print dress with bright red gloves and heels. The outfit brought me great joy, but for the girl sipping Starbucks in the background – not so much.

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PHOTOS Katy Perry in a Smurfette dress at ‘The Smurfs’ Premiere

The Smurfs movie had its world premiere tonight at the Ziegfeld Theater in New York City and singer Katy Perry, who voices Smurfette in the film, brought her character to life on the red blue carpet in a sexy little Smurfette dress bound to make most any man want to Smurf her! (Smurf = ogle on your computer screen) Keep reading for all the Smurfy Perry glory!

UPDATED with a back view of the dress and a photo of Katy’s Smurf nails!

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This is how 77-year-old Giorgio Armani rolls

Fashion mogul and living legend Giorgio Armani has designed suits for England’s National Football team, he’s an innovator being the first designer to ban models with a body index of less than 18 and the 77-year-old Italian billionaire looks freaking good in Speedos! See photos of Speedorgio that would put men half his age (like me for instance) to shame.

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PHOTOS Audrina Patridge goes topless for Bongo Jeans adverts

Nothing sells jeans like bare breasts! Actually you can pretty much inserts whatever product you like in the place of “jeans” and you’ll do alright, especially if you’ve got “The Hills” of Audrina Patridge working for you! Such is the case with Bongo Jeans, who recently signed the reality star as their spokesmodel and quickly got her down to some fashion essentials: a pair of jeans and some epic black stiletto heels.

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga goes with black leather and face lace for Howard Stern appearance

See Lady Gaga’s multiple dominatrix-themed outfits she wore for her appearance on The Howard Stern Show earlier today that included some vicious thigh-high black leather boots, a transparent plastic skirt and… face lace? Also, listen to LG’s powerful acoustic performance of “Edge of Glory” from the show!

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PHOTOS Emma Watson Potter premiere gown fail

I love Emma Watson and the way she has matured with classic style into a woman before the public’s eyes but she hit a fashion speed bump at yesterday’s Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 premiere in New York City. See the Bottega Veneta gown that, as you can see looked great from the waist up, but…….. well you just have to see it.

Bonus: Catch my most random side-by-side visual as I compare Emma’s gown to the Royal Ontario Museum in Toronto!

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PHOTOS Paris Hilton transforms for V magazine

V magazine has released their “Transformations” issue and Paris Hilton takes the concept fashion-wise to the extreme as she is borderline unrecognizable with bangs while looking fierce. It’s a great photo spread and an interesting write up too. Check out some photos from the layout and find out how Paris has managed to stay in the spotlight for going on 15 years now.

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PHOTOS Where Are They Now? Danielle Staub edition

Occasionally we here at starcasm like to update our readers on the whereabouts of former Real Housewives of New Jersey “prostitution w***” Danielle Staub not only because some fans may be interested to see how she extends her 15 minutes of fame (we’ve already had a sex tape and brief music career), but also as a public service to those who feel safer just knowing where she is. For those of you in the Las Vegas area you may want to lock your doors and secure your dining room tables to the floor because the jersey drama mama was in Sin City Friday night to host a pre-party for her new reality series Famous Food scheduled to premiere on VH1 July 10. Keep reading for the photos and little more info on the show’s other infamous cast members!

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PHOTO Countess LuAnn, Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon in Burlesque costumes

This week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City featured a burlesque-themed party thrown by the undergarment averse (and financially troubled) Sonja Morgan, and the rest of the cast showed their support by attending in a variety of costumes ranging from risque to mundane. Check out the mostly non-Team Sonja trio of the Countess, Kelly and Jill in their rather lackluster burlesque interpretations and watch a clip of Sonja once again baring her derriere while reciting some not-so-cleverly disguised poetic barbs aimed at some of her housewife adversaries! (Includes links to previous posts with slightly more racy costumes worn by the likes of Ramona, Alex and… Mario?)

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PHOTOS: Skilled pap snaps Selena Gomez shopping in red lipstick and glitter

Teen pop star and Justin Bieber’s best girl Selena Gomez spent some time shopping in London yesterday in between promoting her new album When the Sun Goes Down, and she looked simply stunning in bright red lipstick and a glittery shirt (he nails were also painted a silver glitter.)

There were tons of paparazzi there, capturing her every move. Even more interesting than Selena’s look, however, is that one pap (Ian Lawrence) stood out from the rest, and captured some really gorgeous shots with artistic flair.

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PHOTOS: True Grit’s Hailee Steinfeld models for Miu Miu

Hailee Steinfeld, Starcasm favorite ingenue and breakout star of last year’s True Grit, is now modeling for Miu Miu, Prada’s line for young girls. The 15-year-old landed the gig after catching Miuccia Prada’s eye when she attended the Academy Awards this year in her stunning age-appropriate Marchesa gown. Hailee’s stylist Karla Welch said they formed…

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PHOTOS BIO Model Cassi Colvin from Big Brother Season 13

There are eight new houseguests for Season 13 of Big Brother but you may not notice seven of them thanks to eye magnet Cassi Colvin – a 26-year-old lingerie and swimsuit model originally from Dallas, Texas. Keep reading for some background on Cassi as well as numerous eye-popping photos that will almost guarantee half of you will be signing up for the Big Brother 24-hour live feed!

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My new favorite Jill Zarin photo: arriving at Cirque du Soleil ‘Zarkana’ Premiere

Jill Zarin and her daughter Ally attended the World Premiere of Cirque du Soleil’s ‘Zarkana’ at Radio City Music Hall Wednesday night and some of the costumed cast posed with Jill for a photo that looked like a promotional shot from a Bravo remake of The Wizard of Oz! (And I mean that in a good way!) Also includes a photo of just Jill and another of Jill and her daughter outside the theater.

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Where can you get Rachel Zoe’s awesome Bugaboo Missoni stroller?

When you’ve got the fashion rep that stylist and reality star Rachel Zoe has than you better represent when you’re strolling your baby-boy Skyler around Beverly Hills. Well Zoe is doing just that by providing her little bundle of joy one of the best baby rides you can buy. It’s a special edition Bugaboo stroller that is canopied with vibrant Missoni fabric. How exclusive is it? Well Rachel has been spotted out with this bad little strollin’ rascal even before it was available for purchase. But now if you’ve got the bank to give your little one the Zoe treatment here is how you can get your very own, but be prepared for sticker shock!

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian shops for wedding dress at Vera Wang

There’s been much talk about how Kim Kardashian wants her wedding to be huge, like wicked mega big, like maybe even bigger than William and Kate’s “I do’s.” Well if that’s the case than one of the most important “news items” that will be discussed this year will be her wedding dress and I just so happen to have photos of THE ONE! There I go kidding again, I don’t have that because men in black would come take me away to reality Guantanamo but I do have photos of the future Mrs. Humphries shopping for wedding dresses at Vera Wang in New York City. See camera crews, her sister Kourtney and Vera Wang herself as Kim discusses her gown options including what the alteration is going to run her for her most famous asset!

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PHOTO True Grit’s Hailee Steinfeld models for Miu Miu

Hailee Steinfeld exploded onto the pop culture landscape with her Oscar nominated performance as Mattie Ross in the Coen Brothers’ great remake of the film True Grit. She’s now taking on the fashion scene and if this first look from her new role as the face of Miu Miu is any indication she has a bright future in this field as well. Check Hailee out and find out what her next major film role will be.

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PHOTOS Justin Bieber wears a “Saved By the Bell” Kelly Kapowski shirt to MMVAs

Justin Bieber was a big winner at the 2011 MuchMusic Awards, taking home two trophies for Ur Fave Artist and International Video of the Year at the event held in Toronto. Another big winner at the MMVAs was actress Tiffani Thiessen whose Saved By the Bell character Kelly Kapowski was featured prominently on The Biebs t-shirt! Keep reading to see Justin’s homage to the pinnacle of ’80s fashion as well as the original iconic image that helped usher in puberty for millions of red-blooded American boys!

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PHOTOS Kristen Stewart in a safety pin dress at 2011 MTV Movie Awards

As the only female member of the Holy Twilight Trinity actress Kristen Stewart had a lot of pressure heading into the 2011 MTV Movie Awards last night, which is essentially just another name for the Annual Twilight Awards. So what did the notoriously publicity-averse Stewart do? She wore a blood red dress with hundreds of safety pins, metal studs, and stars all over it! And let me be the first to say… it looked awesome!

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PHOTOS Scarlett Johansson’s short red Black Widow hair at Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards

Scarlett Johansson revealed her new shorter red hairstyle last night as she strutted the red carpet tile at Spike TV’s 5th Annual 2011 ‘Guys Choice Awards’ in Los Angeles. It is assumed the new ‘do is for her character Black Widow in Joss Whedon’s Marvel epic The Avengers, currently filming in New Mexico and scheduled to be released May 4, 2012.

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PHOTOS O’ The Weekend – Kim Kardashian’s giant engagement ring gets papped plus Princess Cake!

OMG, Kim Kardashian got engaged! And she had a gigantic ring, a People cover and filmed the Bacheloresque rose petal engagement for television. Then her family threw her a huge party with an elaborate princess cake and glitter ponies. Next, there was talk about a pre-nup so her fiance, NBA athlete Kris Humphries, can’t take…

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PHOTOS Lisa Vanderpump rocks a pair of ripped jeans and high heels

Gagillionairess and star of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Lisa Vanderpump is the epitome of upper class elegance and style whether she’s wearing a $10,000 designer gown on the red carpet or a pair of ripped jeans and a white tee shirt on the streets of Studio City, California. The latter of which is demonstrated in these pictures of Lisa taken yesterday looking like she just walked out of a modern-day Conway Twitty video!

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PHOTOS Snooki sports a prank neck brace after police car crash; starts fashion craze?

Jersey Shore‘s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi wasn’t about to let a little neck injury get in her way of making her usual bold fashion statement as she proudly strutted the streets of Florence, Italy wearing a huge whiplash neck brace just one day after driving her vehicle into an Italian police car! In addition to the medichic horse collar, Snooki was also wearing an amazing pair of sunglasses you have to see to believe!

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PHOTO Halle Berry wears “Reveal”ing dress to 2011 FiFi Awards

The FiFi Awards (basically the Oscars for fragrances) were held last night in New York City and actress Halle Berry was there to represent her “Reveal” perfume in a dress that lived up to her fragrance’s name! Keep reading for some serious Berry belly and find out if her fragrance was good enough to take home the Fragrance Celebrity of the Year Award.

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PHOTOS Pia Toscano arrives for American Idol season 10 finale

On what should have been her night to shine, the prematurely rejected Pia Toscano was in attendance for the America Idol finale last night looking flawless as usual in a sparkly white textured mini-dress with some (tasteful) see-through lace.

(WARNING – Post contains vast amounts of Pia fan bitterness. Alfred E. Newman fans need not proceed.)

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PHOTO – Jwoww looks pretty and sweet in her floppy romantic hat

It’s hard to deny it. Jersey Shore’s bad girl Jenni Jwoww Farley is a pretty lady sometimes (the rest of the time, she’s a pretty tough lady who will knock your teeth into your ankles if you look at her wrong, or a hot chick making unfortunate fashion choices). Shes looks especially lovely in this…

FASHION FAIL Clotilde Hesme is “Half-and-Half” at Cannes

Clotilde Hesme was more like Clothideous Messme as she arrived for the 2011 Cannes premiere of This Must Be the Place wearing what appears to be two contrasting (and rather boring) dresses sewn together. Keep reading for the full fail Monty as well as my snarky but apologetic commentary that includes a little info on Clotilde’s otherwise impressive resume!

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Smashing Fashion Alert! Redheaded Blake Lively in a teal mermaid dress to Time 100 Gala

I was kind of neutral on Blake Lively until I saw this dress! It’s probably tied to my obsession with mermaids as a child, but the minute I saw Blake in this gorgeous teal Zuhair Murad gown. Let’s face it, the dame has gams to die for, so it has to take an extra-special dress…

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PHOTO Michelle Rodriguez exposes can at Cannes

When in Rome do as the Romans do but when in Cannes expose your can! This was the accidental battle cry of the always banging and beautiful Michelle Rodriguez as she enjoyed a swinging, diving and mooning good time with some compadres at the Eden Roc hotel near Cannes, France.

Check out a safey version of Michelle’s bikini malfunction with a little one click link to the full on bootyfullness.

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PHOTO Uma Thurman without underwear, flashes audience at Cannes Film Festival

Film goers at the 64th Cannes Film Festival weren’t expecting to see The Beaver until its scheduled screening on May 17, but thanks to Uma Thurman’s lack of underwear they got an early sneak peek during the festival’s Opening Ceremony earlier today! Keep reading for the dangerously-close-but-still-SFW photo!

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PHOTOS Uma Thurman’s can at Cannes

The 64th Cannes International Film Festival is officially under way and the red carpet festivities kicked off with the arrival of the jury members who will be deciding which film will receive the coveted Palme d’Or. The nine-person panel is headed up by Robert De Niro, but it was the Kill Billainous Uma Thurman who stole the show looking absolutely Cannestastic in a tight long-sleeved white dress! Keep reading to see the lovely Uma from the front as well as a group photo of all nine jury members together!

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PHOTOS – Sarah Jessica Parker brings back big hair!

Maybe the 80s really are back. We all though X Factor judge Cheryl Cole was doing a time-warp Sunday night with her big hair and brightly colored ruffled ensemble, but last night Sarah Jessica Parker showed us that Cheryl didn’t even have big hair. This is what big hair looks like! SJP stepped out last…

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PHOTOS Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz at Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides Premiere

It just doesn’t get any handsomer or prettier than the pirate/wench duo of Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz! The two stars of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides were on hand for the world premiere of the sure-to-be-blockbuster sequel held at Disneyland in Anaheim, California and they were arrrrrrrrrguably the best looking man and woman to ever walk the plank black carpet!

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PHOTOS Kate Gosselin at Kentucky Derby in a vulture feather lampshade hat

Kate Gosselin looked more like Kate Gothelin in her Addams Family inspired black feather hat at the 137th running of the Kentucky Derby earlier today. See pictures of the 36-year-old mother of eight as I try to make a case (in spite of the vulturous lampshade headgear) that Kate is looking pretty good these days!

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PHOTOS Tamra Barney in hot, hot, HOT pink at Teri Hatcher charity yard sale

The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Tamra Barney has made a complete turnaround this season, going from a distraught housewife trapped in a toxic relationship to vivacious lady-kissing poster child for self-confidence and fun! See pictures of Glamra and her sexy new man Eddie Judge bringin’ the sexy to Teri Hatcher’s Red Carpet Yard Sale charity event this weekend!

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PHOTOS Katy Perry wears Man Ray “Le violin de Ingres” dress to Logie Awards

Katy Perry literally wore a surreal outfit to Autralia’s Logie Awards last night as she turned heads in a emerald green gown with a life-sized print of Man Ray’s photograph “Le Violon d’Ingres” (Ingres’s Violin) featuring a nude woman’s backside transformed into a musical instrument. Keep reading for the pictures and witness me flexing some art major muscle!

BONUS – See a video of Katy’s epic performance of “Firework” from the show!

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PHOTOS RHONYC Kelly Bensimon celebrates her 43rd birthday at Tao in Las Vegas

The Real Housewives of New York City‘s only certified super model Kelly Bensimon took time out of a busy schedule that includes posing for Playboy, making sand angels, having nightmares about Bethenny and strutting her rock solid bikini bod on the beaches of Miami to celebrate her 43rd birthday at Tao nightclub inside the Venetian hotel Las Vegas, Nevada last night.

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PHOTOS Pia Toscano at US Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event

We have a Pia Toscano sighting! The American Idol alum took time out of recording her sure-to-be number one debut album to attend the Us Weekly Annual “Hot Hollywood Style Issue” Event held last night at Eden in Los Angeles. With AI already disappearing in her rear view mirror, Pia took her place among other “Hot Hollywood Style” stars like Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Joe Jonas and Hayden Panettiere at the event – and dare I say she held her own quite nicely!

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PHOTOS VIDEOS Rebecca Black on the red carpet at “Prom” premiere

“Friday” singer Rebecca Black made her first major red carpet appearance Thursday night at the premiere of the film Prom held at the El Capitan Theater in Los Angeles. See photos and videos of the 13-year-old overnight star as she talks about her upcoming 5-song EP set to be released soon!

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PHOTOS Amy Poehler looking rough at Hoodwinked Too! premiere

While many of my compatriots consider themselves Tina Fey men I’ve always been partial to Amy Poehler’s look which made this post purty difficult! Amy made an appearance at her film Hoodwinked Too’s premiere at Tribeca over the weekend and the Parks and Recreation star was looking rough. Read on to see the full monte and to get a side-by-side of her recent appearance at Paleyfest in comparison to her over-the-weekend red carpet showing.

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PHOTOS Phoebe Price with pink animal print lip tattoos by Violent Lips

Finally women can stop it with the collagen injections and implants and instead alter their lips in a less invasive manner – lip tattoos! That’s right, thanks to a company called Violent Lips you can now temporarily adorn your kisser with a wide array of patterns and styles including The Leopard, The Red Fishnet and The Gold Glitteratti. Keep reading to see photos of the flawless Phoebe Price modeling The Pink Cheetah as well as pictures of all the styles available with prices!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Jill Zarin addresses plastic surgery rumors on The Wendy Williams Show

The Real Housewives of New York City‘s Jill Zarin shocked fans when she appeared on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live! on April 7 wearing a Madonna-inspired corset and matching high-headed Madonna ponytail. The dramatic new look had many speculating that the 47-year-old mother of one has had cosmetic surgery on her face. Jill addresses the rumors on Wendy Williams and comes clean on exactly what she has – and hasn’t – had done!

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PHOTOS Andy Cohen goes for shirtless swim in Miami

Watch What Happens Live! host and Bravolebridom gaytriarch Andy Cohen was in Miami this week to Grand Marshal the Miami Beach Gay PRIDE Parade which took place Saturday. In the spirit of PRIDE Andy removed his shirt and proudly showed off his David Mazelhoff chest while taking a dip in the Ocean! Keep reading for the photos as well as all sorts of Andy Cohen Photoshopegery!

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PHOTOS Halle Berry more amazing than usual at Silver Rose Gala in her honor

I’ve always been of the opinion that Halle Berry is one of the most beautiful women on the planet, but even I was a little startled when I saw these photos of the actress and activist in a hot pink midriff-squishing dress at the Silver Rose Gala earlier today! Keep reading for the curvaceous visual roller coaster ride, and find out more about the Silver Rose Gala and why Halle was being honored.

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PHOTOS Alexis Bellino in black leather at Gallery Nightclub grand opening

It seems like we’ve seen a little less of Alexis Bellino on this season of The Real Housewives of Orange County, but she’s more than making up for it off the camera, showing off her Hometown Hottie figure at numerous public appearances.

The latest Alexis sighting was at the Gallery Nightclub grand opening held at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino in Las Vegas where the aspiring fashion designer outshined birthday girl Kourtney Kardashian in a sexy black leather mini-dress!

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Lady Gaga thinks Alexander McQueen’s spirit wrote “Born This Way”

Lady Gaga’s Harper’s Bazaar interview is, well, a little bizare. For one thing, she thinks fashion designer Alexander McQueen (who committed suicide last year) is controlling her creative processes now, and possibly even wrote “Born This Way,” “I think he planned the whole thing: Right after he died, I wrote ‘Born This Way.’ I think…

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PHOTOS Katy Perry pays tribute to ’50s ’70s and ’80s in new ghd ads

See the first pictures from the new marketing partnership between Katy Perry and British hair-styling giant ghd featuring the sexy pop star paying homage to “the 70s inspired Bohemian beauty, the 50s Glamour classic Hollywood style, and the 80s revival of New Wave sassy style.” (Photos by David LaChapelle)

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PHOTOS Hayley Kiyoko rocks pink, amazing heels at Lemonade Mouth premiere

The Disney Channel rolled out the yellow carpet at Stevenson Middle School yesterday in Los Angeles for the premiere of the film Lemonade Mouth. To mark this special occasion one of the stars of the film, actress Hayley Kiyoko, rocked a pink dress for the very first time on a carpet appearance. In addition she popped that pink with a fabulous pair of Giuseppe Zanotti heels. Check out the photos including a close-up of her blingtastic footwear!

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PHOTOS “Brachel” Brendon Villegas and Rachel Reilly together at Reality Rocks Fan Awards

It seems like years have gone by since everyone’s favorite red-headed bikini-wearing Big Brother contestant Rachel Reilly was making fans’ blood boil and fellow house guest Brendon Villegas’ blood to rush to a certain place!. The duo, with Rachel’s famous red hair and Brendon’s famously shaved head, were photographed together on the red carpet at the Reality Rocks Expo Fan Awards held at the Los Angeles Convention Center Saturday night. Keep reading to see Brachel on the red carpet as well as two different… wedding photos?!?

PHOTOS Buy your own Alexis Bellino diamond trucker cap
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PHOTOS Buy your own Alexis Bellino diamond trucker cap

You can now add blinged-out hipster wear to the growing list of products available from Bravo’s entrepreneurial batch of Real Housewives thanks to Orange County’s Alexis Bellino!

The bombshell blond was sporting a diamond-stranded trucker hat in last week’s episode and there was an instant influx of fans wanting to own their own debutant trailer gear. No need to fear hat lovers! Alexis teamed up with Glitzy Bella (who I assume made Alexis original dome topper) and you can now buy your own diamond trucker cap in five different colors.