JEZEBEL – “Kanye is perfectly capable of having trash politics and trolling for album promo at the same time.”
THE BLEMISH – Ewan McGregor has a daughter old enough to pose for Playboy. And if you’re wondering what that might look like, now you can find out
REALITY TEA – According to Stassi Schroeder and Kristen Doute, their former Vanderpump Rules castmate Faith Stowers stole “over $300,000 worth of stuff” from the cast and their friends, and the two of them were able to track her down thanks to nothing more than an extensive Instagram search. Also Faith was apparently homeless while filming the show, and may have had military police looking for her — honestly, this story is absurd and great and you should just go read it
CELEBITCHY – Carrie Underwood shared a low-key photo of her scar because people wouldn’t stop talking about her scar when she tried to do a high-profile reveal and was criticized for not making the scar visible enough. So hopefully this new one will suffice?
VOX – A day after laying his wife Barbara to rest, former president George H. W. Bush was hospitalized in Houston with a blood infection. He’s currently in intensive care but, per a statement from his office, “appears to be recovering”
LAINEY GOSSIP – The trailer for Crazy Rich Asians is here and this has to be the most enthusiastic review of it that you’ll read, so watch the trailer and then read this and then watch the trailer again
DLISTED – Beyonce fell onstage during her second Coachella performance while trying to pick up Solange. Not only were neither of them hurt, they both managed to make the fall look graceful and silly, because that is the magic of Beyonce
(Photo credit: Kanye’s trash politics via Picture Perfect Press, Splash News)