DLISTED – No one actually calls the Florida-Alabama coast “Floribama”–other than MTV’s Jersey Shore spinoff, that is
REALITY TEA – Get your red hot RHOC Season 12 reunion photos right here
CELEBITCHY – Former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort has been charged with 12 criminal counts, among them conspiracy against the United States, conspiracy to launder money, and making false statements
JEZEBEL – The Danish man on whose submarine journalist Kim Wall was last seen alive says that, yes, he did dismember her body, but he didn’t kill her
THE BLEMISH – “This Guy Needed Surgery for His 3-Foot Penis and 11-Pound Testicles”
VOX – The White House is maybe a tad bit in denial over this whole Paul Manafort thing
VERY SMART BROTHAS – Watermelon-shaming is real; here’s how to avoid doing it (and also why, if you need a primer for that sort of thing)
THE SUPERFICIAL – Oh, and here’s Jon Hamm’s penis in tight pants at a Halloween party
UPROXX – If anyone can think of a good reason why Tina Fey and Amy Poehler *shouldn’t* co-host their own late night talk show, no, you can’t
(Photo credits: 3-Foot Penis Guy via Barcroft TV)
