JEZEBEL – Kim Kardashian went nude on social media again, this time to tease the release of her new fragrance next week. This particular marriage of imagery and advertising begs an important question: “Will this fragrance smell like what Kim’s creative team thinks her vagina smells like?”
CELEBITCHY – Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost made their relationship official by walking the red carpet (it’s actually purple) together at the Avengers: Infinity War premiere. The expression on Colin Jost’s face is *exactly* what we all thought it would look like when rumors of their relationship sprang up last year
THE BLEMISH – The latest entry in the public relations car crash genre of People Having To Claim They Aren’t Racist comes from Kim Zolciak, who immediately doubled down hard by further claiming that her RHOA castmates are all playing the race card and that “This whole racism thing in this day and age is b*llshit”
VERY SMART BROTHAS – “Kanye’s Politics Are What Happens When You Don’t Read Books”
DLISTED – Sarah Jessica Parker would like you to know that she has “never uttered an unkind, unsupportive, unfriendly word” about Kim Cattrall. SJP also says she’s “never fought with someone publicly” in her life, so the door is wide open for an anonymously sourced tell-all about the pair’s vicious private feud
REALITY TEA – Dorit Kemsley says she thought she was “much better friends” with Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave than she actually is, and that it took watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8 to make her believe otherwise. I can’t be the only person who would love to see an entire season of a given show’s cast members watching the latest season of their show in isolation and reacting to the producers’ edits
LAINEY GOSSIP – Leonardo DiCaprio hasn’t been on a film set in just under three years, so he stepped out with Quentin Tarentino for this year’s CinemaCon to remind people (movie theater owners, mostly) that he is still alive and still looks really good and will be starring in Quentin’s next movie, so all the controversy surrounding that movie and its director is now a thing of the past
VOX – Bad news if you drink alcohol to stay sane in a wonky world: According to a new study, “the upper limit for safe drinking” is probably lower than we were all taught and we’re all drinking too much as a result. Oh, and the same study suggests that drinking too much will take anywhere from six months to five years off of your life. The pot legalization crusade marches on
(Photo credits: Kim Kardashian nude again via Instagram)
