CELEBITCHY – Michelle Wolf, who is a comedian known for telling funny jokes about uncomfortable subjects, hosted the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this weekend. True to form, she told a bunch of funny jokes about the uncomfortable subject that is the relationship between the media and the Trump White House. The media is now dragging its outrage into a four-day story
JEZEBEL – The other things you need to know about Michelle Wolf’s set are that she didn’t actually mock Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ appearance and also apparently Eric Trump doesn’t understand Twitter
DLISTED – Miley Cyrus has officially un-apologized for posing topless with a sheet over her chest for Vanity Fair as a 15-year-old back in 2008. “I’M NOT SORRY,” Miley said, dispelling any notions otherwise. She followed that up with a two-word phrase that rhymes with “yuck poo”
VOX – The Avengers is now officially bigger than Star Wars. Let the hot takes commence
REALITY TEA – As far as Erika Jayne is concerned, Dorit Kemsley “carried” RHOBH this season. “I know she gets a bad rap, but at the end of the day, you need somebody like that on the show,” she added, while literally every viewer nodded agreement
THE BLEMISH – “Instagram Model Sued for ‘Sexually Assaulting’ Dog”
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – The Jersey Shore reboot has been such a success that MTV is rush-releasing four similar party shows over the next few months. Get ready for Made In Kentucky, Too Stupid To Die, Just The Tattoo of Us, and Staten Island 10310, all of which are real titles
LAINEY GOSSIP – And speaking of The Avengers, the Bro Triangle between Matt Damon, Chris Hemsworth, and Ben Affleck half-jokes, half-rages on. It must be getting a little sad for Ben, waiting by the phone while Matt and Chris are off splashing and laughing in Australia for weeks at a time. At least he has the Batsuit to wear
(Photo credit: Michelle Wolf tells jokes via Instagram)
