THE BLEMISH – It turns out the famous Chinese Proverb that Ivanka Trump quoted on Twitter the other day is now an infamous one, since she made it up and is now getting dragged for it
CELEBITCHY – “I’ve always been a Bill Clinton fan, honestly, but his promotional tour is a mess and I want him to just be quiet.”
LAINEY GOSSIP – No, Victoria and David Beckham are not divorcing, they look like a totally happily married and comfortable couple in these new photos and do not need their publicists to deny any divorce rumors at all
DLISTED – Apparently Pete Davidson bought the engagement ring he gave to Ariana Grande a little under a month ago. In case you forgot, Pete Davidson started dating Ariana Grande a little under a month ago
JEZEBEL – It looks like fewer and fewer women are wearing high heels. I have a hard time seeing how this could be anything but good news
REALITY TEA – Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave still has “no regrets” about being a part of the worst season in RHOBH history (though it’s not like it was all her fault). And returning for next season hinges on making “the best decision for [her] family”
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Southern Charm: New Orleans star Reagan Charleston says that even though she and her husband Jeff have separated after six years of marriage, “It’s rare if [the two of them] go even several hours without talking to one another”
PAJIBA – It turns out that Kentucky Senator Rand Paul suffered six broken ribs in a fight with his neighbor because Paul is a petty b!tch who trolled the neighbor with deliberately unsightly yard maintenance for months. If only Paul were so steadfast with his Senate protests
(Photo credits: Ivanka’s fake proverb via Instagram)
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