DLISTED – If you’re driving 60 pounds of marijuana across the country and get stopped in Nebraska for a minor traffic offense, telling the cop that the drugs are Christmas presents won’t stop him from confiscating them (or you from getting arrested)
REALITY TEA – Speaking of huge, unexpected Christmas gifts, Kandi Burruss’ charity donated 300 presents to six families in need this year
CELEBITCHY – In the “Huge, Yet Totally Expected Gifts” category, Dutchess Kate dropped around $160,000 on clothing for herself over the past year — a surprising amount of it at Old Navy
JEZEBEL – And speaking of the huge and unexpected, here’s a photo of the four-story hot pink dong this Swedish artist just finished painting on the side of a New York City apartment building
THE BLEMISH – Here’s one for the anti-dong crowd: The video “revolutionary boys get dirty on american politics part 1” that somebody uploaded to P0rnHub is actually the first act of Hamilton (they should have titled it “History Has Its Thighs ‘Round You”)
VOX – How many of these “nine bizarre things” Donald Trump did in 2017 had *you* forgotten about?
VERY SMART BROTHAS – “10 Struggles That Only Men With Big-Ass Beards Will Understand” (#8 will blow your mind)
THE SUPERFICIAL – Is Meghan Markle wearing a poop emoji hat? And it is weird that I think she’s pulling it off?
UPROXX – If you’re reading this post while stranded on a ride at Disneyland due to the power outage, here’s hoping you’ve at least got an amazing view
(Photo credit: Meghan Markle’s poop hat via Retropix / Splash News)