PHOTOS A sexy Sarah Harding celebrates her 28th birthday at Kanaloa

ByAsa Hawks

Former Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding celebrated her 28th birthday at the Kanaloa club in Holborn on November 21st wearing a wild and fun black cat’s cradle dress. And don’t think all the fun was on the front! A glance at Sarah’s backside reveals all sorts of laces and mesh and grommets and… Wow! Putting that dress on must have been like completing a craft project! I don’t know if she’s currently seeing anyone, but somebody had their work cut out for them getting that thing off!

PHOTOS! – Katie Couric dancing Facebook pics from 2006 “Four Martini Minimum” celebration for gig on CBS Evening News

ByStarcasm Staff

The folks at Gawker.com uncovered some Facebook pics that reveal the party side of Katie Couric! They were found under the album title “Four Martini Minimum” and smack of the moves a hot, yet desperatedly white MILF makes when she has a daquiri and lets her hair down. These celebratory moves were reportedly inspired by…

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ABC Good Morning America cancels Adam Lambert performance after provocative AMA performance VIDEO

Bycarrieglass

ABC cancelled Adam Lambert’s Good Morning America performance after he grabbed a woman’s crotch, made out with a man, and had another man simulate oral sex on him Sunday night at the AMAS. An ABC representative gave this statement: “Given his controversial American Music Awards performance, we were concerned about airing a similar concert so…

It’s about time! Tila Tequila has a sex tape

ByAsa Hawks

Yawn, snore, zzzzzzzzzzzzz…. Tila Tequila is all up in arms over a leaked video clip of her in a compromising position with a man. (Think Adam Lambert dancer) TT, who just finished a crazy live video rant on UStream that included her taking her top off, says the clip was on a laptop that she reported stolen two years ago and she is threatening to sue 4Tube.com for posting the video.

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Pizza’s on Gaga! Lady GaGa orders $1000 in pizza for fans in line at an album signing

Bycarrieglass

I’ve also found Lady GaGa to be extraordinarily loyal to and thankful for her fans, but this is really the best. While others opt to desert a throng of patient fans waiting for a signing, GaGa bought 80 pizzas for a group of her fans that were waiting all night at and L.A. Best Buy…

PHOTOS Construction continues on the Hoover Dam Mike O’Callaghan-Pat Tillman Memorial Bridge

ByAsa Hawks

You have to see these stunning images from the ongoing Hoover Dam Bypass construction. Now known as the Mike O’Callaghan-Pat Tillman Memorial Bridge, it spans the Colorado River 1,600 feet downstream from the Hoover Dam and will connect the states of Nevada and Arizona via U.S. Route 93. The final cost of the bridge will be an estimated $240 million and it’s on course to be completed in August 2010 and open for traffic in November 2010.

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How unknown receptionist Gabourey Sidibe became a ‘Precious’ star – PLUS Gabourey’s audition video and Ellen and Conan interviews

ByStarcasm Staff

Last year Gabourey “Gabby” Sidibe was a college student and receptionist, just another young woman trying to find her place in the world. Her life changed suddenly when a friend convinced her to go the audition on a whim. Sidibe got a callback within the hour. The next day she met with Lee Daniels, and…

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PHOTOS Natalie Portman wears a Grimace dress to “Brothers” Premiere?

ByAsa Hawks

Natalie Portman wore a McBlobby purple dress on the red carpet at the premiere of her latest movie “Brothers” in New York City November 22, 2009.

I saw the trailer for this movie, which also stars Tobey MaGuire and Jake Gyllenhaal, and it didn’t look like the kind of movie you would wear a McDonald’s Grimace dress to promote. Maybe this was some sort of anti-meat protest by the famously vegetarian Natalie Portman?

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PHOTO Candis Cayne’s afro at the 2009 American Music Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Could this be the first trans-gendered afro ever photographed on a red carpet?!? Actress Candis Cayne (Formerly actor Brendan McDaniel) really let her hair up upon arriving at the 2009 American Music Awards in Los Angeles Sunday night! WHOAH!! Actually, to be fair to Candis, she was just snapped in an awkward moment flipping her…

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PHOTOS Rihanna at the 2009 American Music Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Rhianna wore a racy and revealing outfit during her performance of “Wait Your Turn” and “Hard” at the 2009 American Music Awards in Los Angeles. From a distance the outfit looked to be a brown and white striped body suit, but upon closer inspection it’s revealed to be a white stripe and bare Rihanna body suit! Mmmmm…nekkid stripes.

VIDEO PHOTOS Lady Gaga performs “Bad Romance” at 2009 American Music Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Lady Gaga was once again stole the show at the 2009 American Music awards with her dramatically staged performance of her new hit single “Bad Romance.” LG wore some sort of pantyhose bodysuit thing with flashy white lights and padded white skeletal caging around her head and feet… At one point she busts a glass case with a piano in it and crawls in to tickle the ivory while angrily smashing empty alcohol bottles. Did I mention the piano catches fire? Ah crap – what’s the point of trying to describe a Lady Gaga performance? Just watch it yourself…

PHOTOS 90210 hottie Adam Gregory looking sexy in Miami

ByAsa Hawks

A sexy Adam Gregory took a walk in Miami with a charitable chick who won his companionship for the day after donating a hefty sum to the Kids with Cancer fund. In addition to playing Ty Collins on The CW’s 90210, Adam has a heartthrob resume that includes recent roles in 17 Again and Hannah Montana: The Movie as well as being the former arm candy of Jessica Lowndes.

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PHOTOS Heidi Klum before and after pregnancy at 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

ByAsa Hawks

Heidi Klum (actually, it’s officially Heidi Samuel now) looked fantastic on the red carpet and on the runway at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show held at the Lexington Armory, in New York City, NY on November 19, 2009. Why is it worth mentioning that Heidi looked fantastic when she has made a living looking fantastic for the last 17 years? Because she just gave birth to daughter Lou Samuel on October 9th! That means the German supermodel and host of Lifetime’s Project Runway was back in runway shape in less than six weeks!

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Production halted on ABC’s ‘Cougar Town’ because of a Courtney Cox family matter

ByStarcasm Staff

Cougar Town, which has been up in ratings, is currently on hold. E! Onlinc has confirmed with ABC reps that Cougar Town production is suspended due to family issues Courtney Cox is attending to: “We can confirm production on Cougar Town has been temporarily shut down in order for Courteney to deal with a private…

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Why did Heidi Klum change her last name to her husband Seal’s name, Samuel, after four years?

ByStarcasm Staff

Heidi Klum’s legal name is now Heidi Samuel. A Los Angeles Court approved the change on Friday because of her marriage to singer Seal (full name: Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel.) It’s still unclear if she’ll use her married name professionally, but it is a bit odd for her change her name now after…

PHOTOS VIDEOS Tila Tequila’s public meltdown live on UStream continues…with a gun and alternate personality Jane Cordovez!

ByAsa Hawks

Social media maven Tila Tequila continued her very public meltdown in another live UStream video broadcast early this morning. Channeling her alter-ego Jane Cordovez, Tila feigned suicide numerous times by inserting a gun in her mouth making out with a sword. She also managed to entertain the Tila Army with her first attempt at freestyle rap, playing some of her new album, playing piano and talking about her near-death experiences. The four-hour plus broadcast is hard to suffer through, so here are some of the video and photo “highlights.”

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VIDEO and PHOTOS 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show including newest angel Kylie Bisutti

ByAsa Hawks

It’s that time of year when scantily clad women transition from swimwear to lingerie – from the beach to the boudoir – from Sports Illustrated to Victoria’s Secret. And since we are the CNN of scantily clad women, I proudly present our in-depth coverage of the latest lack of coverage: The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion…

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PHOTOS VIDEO Paris Hilton Launches beauty products “The Celebrity Styler” and “The Ultimate Brush”

ByStarcasm Staff

Paris Hilton was at the Thompson Hotel in Beverly Hills Tuesday for the launch of her new hair styling tools “The Celebrity Styler” and “The Ultimate Brush.” So for all you parents and boyfriends out there with daughters and girlfriends that haven’t quite reached their ho-tential, your Christmas shopping is done!

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Photos – Real Housewives Real Estate: Pics Tamra and Simon Barney’s million dollar O.C. home up for short sale

ByStarcasm Staff

They should change the name of the show from Real Housewives to Real Estate, because Housewives in every city seem to be up in their necks in foreclosures, short sales, and loan modifications. Here’s detailed pictures of the O.C. crib Tamra and Simon Barney are having to short sell because they can’t make the house…

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Jim Carrey announces daughter Jane Carrey’s marriage to Alex Santana via Twitter

ByStarcasm Staff

Jim Carrey took to twitter to announced that his daughter, Jane Carrey, married her boyfriend Alex Santana a few days ago. The 22-year-old Jane has a band “The Jane Carrey Band” and is expecting a son with Alex. Jim tweeted: “My Jane is a married woman. Days ago her and my new son in law…

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PHOTOS Katy Perry looking less undead at Samsung Behold II Premiere Launch Event

ByAsa Hawks

In a previous post I expressed my concern over the formerly vivacious and effervescent Katy Perry seemingly having her soul sucked out of her by vampire/boyfriend Russell Brand, but Katy showed up at the Samsung Behold II Premiere Launch Event held at Boulevard 3 in Hollywood Wednesday looking slightly more alive!

PHOTOS Holly Madison makes wine the old fashioned way…with Lucille Ball?

PHOTOS Holly Madison makes wine the old fashioned way…with Lucille Ball?

ByAsa Hawks

Former Playboy Playmate and Girl Next Door Holly Madison appeared at the Paris Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas today to help celebrate the release of the new wine Beaujolais Nouveau. But, she wasn’t there just to look pretty! Holly decided to get her feet wet by squishing some grapes between her toes! Joining Holly…

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PHOTOS Robert Pattinson arrives at The Late Show With David Letterman

ByAsa Hawks

New Moon fever has gone pandemic as the latest installment of the Twilight Saga gets closer to premiering nationwide. Robert “Patient Zero” Pattinson will be appearing on The Late Show with David Letterman tonight and fans and photographers were lying in wait in anticipation of his arrival at the Ed Sullivan Theater: Click thumbnails to…

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PHOTOS Gerard Butler spoofs Michael Jackson, dangles baby out of a window

ByAsa Hawks

Actor Gerard Butler was possessed by the ghost of Michael Jackson today, causing him to dangle a baby out of a window in London! Nah, the Scottish actor was just having a little fun mimicking the King of Pop’s infamous stunt where he dangled his new born son Blanket out of a German hotel window…

VIDEO Michael Richards (Kramer) makes light of his racist outburst on Curb Your Enthusiasm

ByAsa Hawks

Comedian Michael Richards, the actor most famous for his portrayal of Kramer on the sitcom Seinfeld, made headlines in November of 2006 when he verbally assaulted a couple hecklers with a vitriolic and racist tirade that included multiple uses of the “n” word. An audience member captured the incident on video with a cell phone…

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Robert Pattinson is not People’s sexiest man alive (yet!) – People cover is a fake

ByStarcasm Staff

There’s a very fake People Magazine cover floating around the interwebs today featuring Robert Pattinson as People’s coveted “Sexiest Man Alive.” It’s really poor work, actually. Somebody really phoned it in. Although the cover is rubbish, don’t loose hope, Twi-Hards, according to Gossip Cop the sparkly vampire is still in the running for Sexiest Man…

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PHOTOS Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz Twilight New Moon Premiere Los Angeles

ByAsa Hawks

Pictures of Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz from the red carpet at the November 16th premiere of Twilight Saga New Moon in Los Angeles. These two look like a couple from One Tree Hill! Kellan made the bold fashion statement of skipping out on wearing a tie (Kudos Kellan!) and Ashley Greene looked like a…

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VIDEO – Kristen Stewart reveals Bella tattoo on Conan

Bycarrieglass

Before Kristen Stewart headed over to the New Moon Hollywood Premiere, she stopped by The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien to show her new Bella tattoo, pictured above. She designed it herself. Kristen was really cute during the interview. It must be really weird to be the focus of such unadulterated obsession, but K-Stew’s takin’…

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PHOTOS Twilight Saga New Moon Hollywood Premiere – Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Taylor Lautner!

ByAsa Hawks

We have Twilight Trinity photos from the Los Angeles New Moon Premiere! Straight from the red carpet to you, here are pictures of Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner! Robert and Taylor are looking sharp as tacks! RPatz has his 5 o’clock shadow grown out to about 10 o’clock and trimmed perfectly. Taylor looks…

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PHOTOS Twilight Saga New Moon Premiere from Los Angeles! November 16

ByAsa Hawks

The pictures have started coming in from the biggest red carpet event of the year! Twilight Saga: New Moon premieres tonight in Los Angeles! I’m all the way over on the east coast and I can hear the girlie screams from here! We’ll continue to update this post as the night goes one, possibly adding…

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LIVE VIDEO Twilight Saga New Moon Premiere from Los Angeles! November 16

ByAsa Hawks

Here is a live video feed from the most anticipated movie premiere of the year! Twilight Saga: New Moon premieres in Los Angeles tonight and thanks to u-stream we are able to bring it to you live! We will also be updating our photos post with pictures from the red carpet as soon as they…

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PHOTOS Jack Black supports Arts Education…by pole dancing?

ByAsa Hawks

Jack Black unleashed his Macho Libre with a pole dancing demonstration at the Creative Arts Fair held at the Barker Hangar In Santa Monica, California on November 15th. The Fair was held to support P.S. ARTS & Restoration of Arts Education in Public Schools and also to promote enlightenment through the ancient sexy art of…

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PHOTOS Blake Lively bares chest at ‘The Private Lives of Pippa Lee’ Premiere

ByAsa Hawks

It was “Girls Gone Lively” at the New York Premiere of The Private Lives of Pippa Lee Sunday night. Actress Blake Lively wants everyone to know her 22-year-old gossip girls don’t need a bra and she proved it with a sternum-revealing neckline that plunged and plunged and plunged… (If this look were a black and…

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19 PHOTOS MOCA 30th Anniversary Gala red carpet arrivals PART TWO

ByAsa Hawks

Welcome to Part Two of the Los Angeles Museum of Contemporary Art 30th Anniversary Gala red carpet photo gallery! MOCA threw a huge party on Saturday, November 14, 2009 and a whole slew of art-loving celebrities came out to show their support. Included in this second part of two are Kate Bosworth, Kate Beckinsale, Ciara,…

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VIDEO – Watch Adam Lambert’s “For Your Entertainment” music video – Plus photos from the Los Angeles shoot

ByAsa Hawks

Never one to fear superlatives, American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert appears to be following up the lamest album cover of the year with the gayest video of all time. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.) Here are some photos from Glambert’s new video being shot in downtown Los Angeles Sunday, November 15 – click…

VIDEO PHOTOS Lady Gaga performs ‘Speechless’ at MOCA’s 30th Anniversary Gala

ByStarcasm Staff

  Lady Gaga was the perfect choice to play the Los Angeles Museum of Contemporary Art’s 30th Anniversary Gala November 14, 2009. She looked like a Wastepaper Fairy in her silver and white dress and mammoth crumpled headgear – something seemingly sprung to life from the surface of a modern art canvas:     Completing…

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Is Carrie Bradshaw a Bernie Madoff victim? Sex and the City 2 Spoilers

Bycarrieglass

SEX AND THE CITY 2 SPOILER ALERT! Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth claims to have access to the Sex and the City 2 script, and they’ve spilled some juicy details! Don’t read any further if you don’t want to know. (via New York Post) Carrie Bradshaw and Mr. Big’s marriage crumbles after they lose a chunk…

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Test your knowledge of Baldwinology by playing “Spot the Baldwin”

ByStarcasm Staff

Here’s the challenge: Five of the six mugshots above are from members of the Mohler family from Missouri, arrested this week for a series of unspeakably heinous crimes involving their own children. The other is a Baldwin, who is only guilty of a few heinous movies, drug possession, auto theft and being a Baldwin. Can…

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PHOTOS Twilight New Moon Madrid photocall Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Taylor Lautner

ByAsa Hawks

Pictures of the Twilight trinity Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner from Madrid looking darker and better than ever! Kristen Stewart looks downright not horribly awkward!

PHOTOS AUDIO Carrie Prejean’s sex tape recipient releases photos and gives an interview

ByAsa Hawks

Carrie Prejean’s former boyfriend – and recipient of the as-yet-unreleased adult movie classic Carrie Does Carrie – also has a collection of photographs from his time with the former Miss California, and a handful of them have made their way onto the internet. Here are a couple samples from a batch of nine pictures taken…

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VIDEO Carrie Prejean takes off her microphone during Larry King Live drama

ByStarcasm Staff

Carrie Prejean was on Larry King Live tonight to promote her new book Still Standing and seemed to be in good spirits until Larry King persisted with questions about the recent settlement in the lawsuit between her and the Miss California Pageant Organization. She accused Larry of being inappropriate and after apparently consulting someone off…

Lady GaGa ‘Bad Romance’ video and photo stills

ByStarcasm Staff

Lady GaGa’s newest single, which is arguably my favorite GaGa song, now has a Kubrick/Hitchcock inspired video. It’s like an “artsy” sophomore film student’s project, except it’s fun to watch. GaGa is a curious girl, and she grows on you like one of her songs. I like her because she’s unabashedly putting on a show….

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PHOTO Kristen Stewart wears a stereogram skirt to Twilight New Moon fan event

ByAsa Hawks

This exclusive animated gif of Kristen Stewart’s optical illusion stereogram skirt will blow your mind dude! At first glance it appears to be a vomitous cacophony of yellows and greens, but if you stare at it long enough the hidden meaning begins to emerge. Whoah!

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PHOTO Rachel McAdams to play Black Cat in Spider-Man 4

ByAsa Hawks

Mania.com is reporting that casting has already begun for Spider-Man 4 and that one of the top contenders to play Black Cat is Rachel McAdams! Here’s the scoop from Mania: We can exclusively reveal that actress Rachel McAdams has met with the producers of the film for a major role. McAdams (of ‘Wedding Crashers’ and…

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PHOTO Rare sighting of Alex Rodriguez the centaur

ByAsa Hawks

It’s not just egotistical portraits over his bed, Alex Rodriguez actually IS a centaur! Starcasm.net investigators have uncovered this rare photo of the New York Yankees third baseman in his equine form! The photo seems to be from earlier this year when A-Rod was still dating Madonna. This photo proves three rumors: 1. Alex Rodriguez…

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PHOTOS A sexy Mariah Carey arrives for Late Night With David Letterman

ByAsa Hawks

Singer (and actress!) Mariah Carey gave everyone a ‘Vision of Love’ outside The Ed Sullivan Theater as she arrived for an appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman to promote her new movie Precious. A brick wall is the perfect backdrop for Miss Carey because she IS a briiiiiick houuuse! She is stacked, packed…

VIDEO Morrissey gets hit in the head with a bottle, walks off stage

ByStarcasm Staff

Here is an amazing video of former Smiths frontman Morrissey getting hit by a bottle containing some sort of liquid during a concert in Liverpool. The singer was shaking the hands of fans at the front of the stage when the bottle rocket hit him square on the noggin. Immediately afterward the singer said “Goodbye”…

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Nicole Kidman and Gwyneth Paltrow are married in movie “The Danish Girl”

ByStarcasm Staff

Variety reports that Nicole Kidman and Gwyneth Paltrow are going to portray a married couple in Thomas Alfredson’s upcoming movie The Danish Girl. This isn’t a lesbian sex romp, OR an important film about gay marriage, it’s about the very first post operative male-to-female transsexual, Einar Wegener. It takes place in 1920s Copenhagen, where Gwyneth…