InTouch has been celebrating Halloween early, because they’ve been dreaming up a fright show to end all horrors with, of all people, a former Cheaters and Jerry Springer producer to come up with a reality show featuring Nadya Suleman and Jon Gosselin dating.
As everyone know, Nadya Suleman (because she’s completely bonkers) has the hots for Jon Gosselin’s beer belly, but Jon Douchelin is disgusted by the idea.
InTouch tried to claim that Jon might change his might about Octomom for some cold cash. That’s not too ridiculous to think that either one of them would sacrifice their last remaining scrap of dignity for one more sliver of fame, but they lost me with the show’s title (via NYDaily News): Jon – Kate = Jon Octomom? I called lies right then.
It turns out I was correct, because according to Snarkfood.com, Jon’s manager says they’ve never heard of such nonsense. Now, turn your eyes to the sun to try to burn that idea from your brain. That won’t directly burn the idea out, but you’ll be so pissed that you can’t see anymore that you’ll forget about these shenanigans.
P.S. Even though Nadya Suleman is completely bananas, she’s not the only insane woman to ever want to snuggle up against Jon Gosselin. Is it the cubic zirconias? The whatever attitude? The unexplained sense of entitlement? The Peter Pan complex? What is it about Jon Gosselin?
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