Most dedicated Phillies fan ever! Susan Finkelstein arrested for trying to trade sex for World Series tickets

Phillies fan Susan Finkelstein tried to trade sex for Word Series Tickets

You say “desperate,” I say “dedicated!”

The luscious beauty above tried to sell a hot romp in the sack with her and her glamourous hair for some World Series tickets to watch her favorite team The Phillies get beaten by A-Rod’s Yankee! Of course, the forum she chose to advertise her services was Craigslist. You can’t get World Series tickets by trickin’ out in the street!

Here’s the ad she used to entice potential ticket-holders:


Diehard Phillies fan – gorgeous tall buxom blonde – in desperate need of two World Series Tickets.

DescI’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!

Public Safety Director Fred Harran said: “There was no confusion at all,” Harran said. “She was pretty explicit in what she was going to trade.”
This 43-year-old goal-oriented vixen was arrested on prostitution charges. Dreams denied!

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