VIDEO Drunk forklift driver destroys $150,000 worth of the dog that bit him

We’re told that we’re not supposed to bite the hand that feeds us but does the same adage apply to the hand that supplies us with “the good stuff?” There’s one forklift driver in Moscow, Russia who learned the answer to that question the hard way:

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Why couldn’t this footage have come from a Zima factory? (I know, I know – they don’t make Zima any more, but it’s the Dan Quayle of alcoholic beverages.) Maybe something good will come of it as this video will prove invaluable to professors teaching Irony 101.

The estimated damage in destroyed Russian Vodka and Cognac is over $150,000. The driver reportedly suffered a leg injury in the incident. Somethign tells me that if they had security cameras in pot farms we might be able to see more videos like this.

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