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Cheryl Burke | Dancing With The Stars

PHOTOS Cheryl Burke shows off her sexy bikini bod!
ByAsa Hawks March 13, 2010July 20, 2024

Cheryl Burke was in Miami Saturday where she showed off what a lifetime of dancing looks like in a tiny bikini! The 25-year-old two-time Dancing With the Stars champion was able to relax and even laugh it up for photographers as she took a relaxing break before she pairs up with the NFL’s biggest showman (and starcasm fave!), Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco for the 10th season of the popular dance competition show set to premiere March 22.

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Alexis Arlington | Alexis Neiers | Pretty Wild | Tess Taylor

VIDEO PHOTOS Pretty Wild and Bling Ring’s Alexis Neiers Arlington
ByAsa Hawks March 13, 2010September 26, 2022

Find out all about the controversial 18-year-old Alexis Neiers Arlington who was arrested last year as part of the infamous “Burglar Bunch” in California and is now co-starring in a brand new reality show on E! with mother Andrea, big sister Tess and younger sister Gabrielle! (There’s a lingerie video and photos!)

Read More VIDEO PHOTOS Pretty Wild and Bling Ring’s Alexis Neiers Arlington
Alexis Arlington | Alexis Neiers | Audrina Patridge | Pretty Wild | The Bling Ring

Pretty Wild Alexis Neiers Arlington dated Ryan Cabrera, Audrina Patridge’s boyfriend
ByStarcasm Staff March 13, 2010July 20, 2024

Alexis Neiers Arlington is a criminal suspect in the burglary of several celebrity homes including Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, and reality star Audrina Patridge. She and other members of what gossip sites have called “The Bling Ring” and “The Burglar Bunch,” also have their own reality show on E!. Paging Andy Warhol. But…

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Lady GaGa | tattoos

The Rilke Quote tattooed on Lady Gaga’s arm
ByStarcasm Staff March 12, 2010August 13, 2024

Lady Gaga has had her left arm tattood, which can be prominently seen in her new “Telephone” video, since August 2009. She got it in Osaka, Japan on a midnight tattoo run when she was in the country getting Hello Kitty photographs taken. The cursive script is a Rilke quote, a poet who Gaga calls…

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Gretchen Rossi | Real Housewives of Orange County | Slade Smiley

The Jo de la Rosa music video Gretchen Rossi was in for one second
ByStarcasm Staff March 12, 2010March 18, 2013

The past few nights have graced us with the joys of a Real Housewives reunion, full of bouts of denial and craziness. Along with that was the knowledge that Gretchen bought the publishing catalog of Jo de la Rosa’s producer Bryan Todd (which she bought in a dubious sounding “fire sale” and will probably never,…

Read More The Jo de la Rosa music video Gretchen Rossi was in for one second
Gabourey "Gabbie" Sidibe | Howard Stern

Will Gabourey Sidibe really need to lose weight to work again?
ByStarcasm Staff March 12, 2010March 12, 2010

Howard Stern, the eternal sniffling wisecracking creep who sits in the back of the class, recently attacked Gabourey Sidibe for being too fat for Hollywood. Not only that, but he ridiculed Oprah for “lying to her” by telling her she has a promising career ahead of her. Stern and his pal Robin Quivers had a…

Read More Will Gabourey Sidibe really need to lose weight to work again?
Beyonce | Lady GaGa

NEW Lady Gaga “Telephone” video featuring Beyonce – with photos!
ByAsa Hawks March 12, 2010March 18, 2013

Lady Gaga’s brand new 9-minutes-plus music video for “Telephone” featuring Beyonce is out! Watch the entire video and check out tons of high-resolution screen capture images from this beautifully serious and campy homage to women prison movies and Quentin Tarantino with a little bit of Thelma and Louise thrown in there! (Plus, you get to see Lady Gaga and Beyonce in sexy, skimpy Wonder Woman-inspired outfits!) Did I mention this has the most insane pair of sunglasses ever?

Read More NEW Lady Gaga “Telephone” video featuring Beyonce – with photos!
LuAnn De Lesseps | Luann deLesseps | Real Housewives of New York City

Real Housewives of NYC’s LuAnn De Lesseps was on the cover of Playgirl!
ByAsa Hawks March 11, 2010March 18, 2013

During tonight’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City Kelly Bensimon had an awkward moment when she had to tell Jill Zarin and LuAnn DeLesseps she would be gracing the cover of the 40th Anniversary Issue of Playboy, but the tensions were lessened dramatically when “The Countess” LuAnn De Lesseps announced she was on the cover of Playgirl when she was a model, at which point she ran off to grab one to show Kelly! Click to check out a 24-year-old LuAnn and some hunky dude from Texas on the May 1990 “Men of Texas” issue of Playgirl!

Read More Real Housewives of NYC’s LuAnn De Lesseps was on the cover of Playgirl!
Celebrities | Taylor Momsen

Taylor Momsen Is Not A Role Model
Bymariamargarita March 11, 2010December 22, 2012

If you watch Gossip Girl, you probably think of Taylor Momsen as the incredibly annoying Little J (I know she’s grown up now, but she will always be Little J to me) and that annoying petulance extends to her real life persona, where she is slowly but surely morphing into her generation’s Lindsay Lohan before…

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Alexis Bellino | Gretchen Rossi | Lynne Curtin | Real Housewives of Orange County

PHOTOS The Real Housewives of Orange County invade New York City
ByAsa Hawks March 11, 2010March 26, 2011

Cable companies are making their annual formal presentations for what’s in store next season at big “Upfront” bashes, and Wednesday night was Bravo’s night to shine at the Skylight Studio in New York City! Among the Bravo-lebrities in attendance were the three amigas from Orange County: Gretchen Rossi, Lynne Curtin and Alexis Bellino! See photos of the west coast trinity of femininity all gussied up for a night on the town and find out what Bravo has in store for next season!

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News | Politicians

Senator Harry Reid’s wife Landra Reid and daughter Lana Reid-Barringer injured in car accident
ByAsa Hawks March 11, 2010

The wife and daughter of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid were seriously injured in an automobile accident in Fairfax County, Virginia Thursday afternoon. Lana Reid-Barringer, 48, and Lana Reid, 69, were seriously injured when a tractor-trailer failed to stop and crashed into their stopped vehicle on Interstate 95. Landra Reid has a broken nose, broken back and broken neck and her daughter Lana has a neck injury and facial lacerations, but their injuries are not considered life-threatening.

Read More Senator Harry Reid’s wife Landra Reid and daughter Lana Reid-Barringer injured in car accident
News | scandal

PHOTOS Burbank teacher Amy Victoria Beck confesses to sex with a student
ByAsa Hawks March 11, 2010December 22, 2012

33-year-old Amy Beck surprised officers at Burbank Police headquarters when she walked in Monday and confessed to having sex with one of her middle school students. Click to see photos of Beck and learn the details surrounding her unsolicited admission!

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Sports

NBA News: Dorell Wright of the Miami Heat arrested for DUI
ByAsa Hawks March 11, 2010March 11, 2010

Miami Police arrested Miami Heat forward Dorell Wright for driving under the influence as well as driving on a suspended license after cops witnessed the 24-year old driving his 2005 Bentley erratically at about 3:37 AM. According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, cops were talking with Wright when they noticed “red and watery eyes, odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath, and low and slurred speech.” Wright wasn’t able to provide current proof of insurance and police also discovered he was driving on a suspended license.

Find out the details and see Dorell’s mug shot!

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Conan O'Brien

Conan O’Brien announces comedy tour! Complete list of cities and dates
ByAsa Hawks March 11, 2010March 11, 2010

Ousted late night host Conan O’Brien got a huge settlement from NBC as part of his controversial departure from The Tonight Show, and part of that huge settlement was a clause prohibiting Conan from performing on television again until after September 1, 2010. But, there is nothing in the contract preventing CoCo from doing live appearances, as evidenced by O’Brien’s official announcement today of a North American tour starting April 12 in Eugene, Oregon and finishing up June 14 at the Fox Theater in Atlanta.

Find out the details and see all the dates! Tickets are on sale now!

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Cory Haim

Corey Haim, another victim of prescription drugs, was still alive when paramedics arrived
ByStarcasm Staff March 10, 2010November 13, 2010

According to reports from TMZ and RadarOnline, 80’s star Corey Haim was still alive when paramedics arrived at his apartment in Burbank early Wednesday morning. When they arrived Corey was reportedly weak, but conscious. He fell to his knees when he tried to get out of bed. Paramedics spent 20 minutes inside his apartment before…

Read More Corey Haim, another victim of prescription drugs, was still alive when paramedics arrived
Cory Haim | RIP

Lost Boys actor, 38-year-old Corey Haim found dead of drug overdose
ByStarcasm Staff March 10, 2010December 22, 2012

TMZ reports that Lost Boys star Corey Haim was found dead in his L.A. apartment this morning of an apparent drug overdose. He was 38-years-old. The overdose was most likely accidental. Along with The Lost Boys, Haim acted in Lucas, License to Drive, Murphy’s Romance, and 2007’s The Two Coreys with his buddy Corey Feldman….

Read More Lost Boys actor, 38-year-old Corey Haim found dead of drug overdose
Drugs | Mug Shots | NeNe Leakes | Real Housewives of Atlanta

Nene Leakes’ son busted for drugs
ByStarcasm Staff March 10, 2010December 22, 2012

RadarOnline reports that Nene Leakes’ son was busted for marijuana days ago, and has been held since March 7. He is still currently in custody for two charges: possessing one ounce of marijuana and “failure to appear.” For a while it’s seemed like shady things have been going on with Nene’s son with him dropping…

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Roger Ross Williams

‘Music by Prudence’ director Roger Ross Williams interrupted again, by Larry King
ByStarcasm Staff March 10, 2010March 10, 2010

Director Roger Ross Williams, who was interrupted during his Oscar acceptance speech for Best Documentary Short by Elinor Burkett (the “Female Kanye”), was given the opportunity to finish his speech uninterrupted on Larry King Live. There was only one problem: Larry King interrupted him. Read more about Elinor Burkett and her Kanye moment here. Larry…

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Mug Shots | News

Megan Mariah Barnes crashes car while shaving crotch day after DUI offense
Bycarrieglass March 9, 2010May 14, 2021

37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes knows her priorities. Just one day after being convicted of a DUI offense, she had her ex-husband hold the steering wheel while she manicured her lady parts with a razor while on her way to meet her boyfriend in Key West. Unfortunately her ex-husband wasn’t doing a good enough job of…

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Ben Roethlisberger

Roethlisberger’s alleged sexual assault victim drops of out Georgia State College and University
ByStarcasm Staff March 9, 2010

The 20-year-old lady who is accusing Ben Roethlisberger of sexually assaulting her in a night club called Central City in Milledgeville, GA, has dropped out of Georgia College and State University and headed to her home in a suburb of Atlanta. Reportedly Roethlisberger will be asked for a DNA sample from Milledgeville police, which suggests…

Read More Roethlisberger’s alleged sexual assault victim drops of out Georgia State College and University
Conan O'Brien

Conan O’Brien follows Sarah Killen @LovelyButton, has nine secret Twitter accounts: list includes @CoCosBeard @ConansSharpie & @ConansFreckles
ByStarcasm Staff March 9, 2010March 11, 2010

Conan O’Brien, lacking a job, is now filling his hours Tweeting in a self-referencing network of Twitter accounts that include his Beard, his Freckles, his ATM card and his squirrel. They’re full of puns and hilarious accounts of Conan’s cereal eating and television watching habits. It’s actually more funny than his run on The Tonight…

Read More Conan O’Brien follows Sarah Killen @LovelyButton, has nine secret Twitter accounts: list includes @CoCosBeard @ConansSharpie & @ConansFreckles
Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan suing over Milk-a-holic E-Trade Superbowl ad
ByStarcasm Staff March 9, 2010December 3, 2013

This is a lesson in picking your battles, or maybe it’s a lesson in honestly accepting how you’re perceived. Either way, Lindsay Lohan is managing to trash her own image even more by suing the online Stock Market company E-Trade for Superbowl 44 ad featuring a slurring baby “Milk-a-holic” named Lindsay, who she says was…

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The Bachelor

Detained Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney wedding photographers suing “The Bachelor”
ByAsa Hawks March 8, 2010

Two paparazzi involved in a scuffle at the wedding of The Bachelor‘s Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney are suing the production company in charge of the show after they were wrestled to the ground and detained by security! Click to find out more about these real life wedding crashers.

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Roger Ross Williams

WTF was going on with the Oscars “Kanye” moment?
Bymariamargarita March 8, 2010March 10, 2010

The most entertaining part of last night’s ceremony (besides definite proof Kathy Ireland is still alive and well), was the really strange moment that occured when the winner of Best Documentary Short for Music by Prudence, Roger Ross Williams, was interrupted by a woman to talk about the film. Williams had a confused look on…

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Celebrities

Sparklehorse frontman Mark Lincous commits suicide
ByStarcasm Staff March 8, 2010March 30, 2014

Saturday (March 6, 2010) Mark Linkous, the frontman of indie alt-country/blues/pop band Sparklehorse. He shot himself in the heart at his home in Knoxville, Tennessee. 47-year-old Linkous never experienced breakout success and fame, but throughout his entire career he worked at carving out a solid place for himself in the music industry. After failing…

Read More Sparklehorse frontman Mark Lincous commits suicide
Sandra Bullock

Why did Sandra Bullock win an Oscar?
ByStarcasm Staff March 8, 2010January 1, 2011

There’s something about Sandra Bullock that us, the general public who pay money to watch her movies, don’t know. It is that something that might have won her an Oscar statuette over long-time nominee Meryl Streep and Gabourey Sidibe’s breakout powerful performance (not to mention the critically acclaimed performances of Cary Mulligan and Helen Mirren)…

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Avatar | Ben Stiller

PHOTOS Ben Stiller as Na’vi alien from Avatar at 82nd Academy Awards
ByAsa Hawks March 8, 2010

Ben Stiller handed out the Oscar for Best Make-up Sunday night dressed as a Na’vi from James Cameron’s blockbuster sci-fi film Avatar. In addition to looking the part, Ben also spoke in the Na’vi language complete with growls and pops. Click to see some of the hilarious photos that will have you laughing until you’re blue in the face!

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Miley Cyrus | Red Carpet

Miley Cyrus, popping out of her corset dress, admits to dating Liam Hemsworth on Oscar red carpet
ByStarcasm Staff March 7, 2010March 7, 2010

Miley Cyrus arrived at the Academy Awards red carpet with her mom, but admitted to E!’s Ryan Seacrest that she was dating The Last Song co-star Liam Hemsworth. Everyone already knew this already, but she’s never let the words pass her lips before. But is she in love? “Maybe,” she says. A girl’s got to…

Read More Miley Cyrus, popping out of her corset dress, admits to dating Liam Hemsworth on Oscar red carpet
Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast was the first animated film to be nominated for a Best Picture Oscar before Up
ByStarcasm Staff March 7, 2010December 22, 2012

This year (2010) the wistful animated film Up won the best animated film, and is one of ten films nominated for Best Picture. This is the first time this honor has been bestowed on an animated film, the first time this happened was in 1991 with Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. That may have been…

Read More Beauty and the Beast was the first animated film to be nominated for a Best Picture Oscar before Up
Jake Pavelka | Red Carpet | The Bachelor | Vienna Girardi

PHOTOS Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka at the Oscars?!?
ByAsa Hawks March 7, 2010

Well, almost. The Bachelor “winner” and Jake Pavelka fiancee Vienna Girardi took her first steps on a Hollywood red carpet March 6 as she and Jake attended the Weinstein Company and Montblanc International hosted a cocktail event to honor UNICEF. See photos of this fame-thirsty couple gobbling up the fruits of their labors!

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16 and Pregnant | Valerie Fairman

16 & Pregnant Valerie Fairman episode review and recap
ByStarcasm Staff March 6, 2010December 22, 2012

Valerie Fairman is a sweet 15-year-old girl with a dollface and from a farm town near Oxford, Pennsylvania. She’s got a cindering intelligence despite her record of truancy. She even analyzing her actions in her voiceover, saying that because she felt she didn’t get the attention she needed growing up and therefore acting out to…

Read More 16 & Pregnant Valerie Fairman episode review and recap
Tila Tequila

Is Tila Tequila’s charity Jayden’s Angels a fake / fraud?
ByStarcasm Staff March 5, 2010December 22, 2012

Tila Tequila quit Twitter again, maybe this time for real, but not before moving to Facebook where she can write more than 140 characters. (could be dangerous.) Tequila, or Ms. Nguyen as she now prefers to be called (sometimes) has a lot of projects on her plate, including a celebrity gossip site (there’s irony in…

Read More Is Tila Tequila’s charity Jayden’s Angels a fake / fraud?
Real Housewives of Orange County | Tamra Judge

Real Housewives of the OC Season 5 Finale: Tamra is emotionally abused while Lynne’s daughters abuse alcohol
ByStarcasm Staff March 5, 2010September 20, 2023

At times,, the drama on can seem contrived and phoned in, but that was not the case with the now-defunct Barneys this season! We’ve watched their taut, barbed rope of a marriage unravel this season in an excruciating display of chauvinism and misplaced loyalties. The good thing for Tamra is that the rope that unraveled…

Read More Real Housewives of the OC Season 5 Finale: Tamra is emotionally abused while Lynne’s daughters abuse alcohol
Jake Pavelka | Tanya Douglas | The Bachelor

Jake Pavelka’s multi-faceted ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas PHOTOS
ByAsa Hawks March 5, 2010December 22, 2012

The internet is all a-buzz over 24-year-old landscape architect Tanya Douglas who claims to be the ex-girlfriend of The Bachelor‘s Jake Pavelka. Read all about how Tanya brilliantly prepared for her fifteen minutes in the spotlight with a slick website, her deleted Facebook profile and even getting a job as a bridal stylist? Oh, and check out her talents as an artist!

Read More Jake Pavelka’s multi-faceted ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas PHOTOS
Jake Pavelka | Tanya Douglas | The Bachelor

PHOTO Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas
ByAsa Hawks March 4, 2010July 20, 2024

See a picture of Tanya Douglas, the controversial ex-girlfriend of The Bachelor Jake Pavelka who claims the two were still in a relationship during the taping of the show and after! Includes a link to Tanya’s website and the reasons why yours truly is in love with this blond 24-year-old landscape architect originally from Marianna, Florida!

Read More PHOTO Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas
Real Housewives of New York City

Real Housewives of New York City Season 3 is full of turmoil and aired dirty laundry
ByStarcasm Staff March 4, 2010December 22, 2012

The New York ladies themselves have described Season Three of Real Housewives of New York as “brutal,” “painful” and full of “turmoil” and “dirty laundry,” and if the first episode is any indication, they weren’t lying! One of the major conflicts is the broken friendship between Bethenny Frankel and Jill Zarin, but that’s just where…

Read More Real Housewives of New York City Season 3 is full of turmoil and aired dirty laundry
Jake Pavelka | Tanya Douglas | The Bachelor | Vienna Girardi

AUDIO Did Jake Pavelka cheat on fiancee Vienna Girardi? Interview with ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas
ByStarcasm Staff March 4, 2010December 22, 2012

Everyone’s always raggin’ on Vienna Girardi for basically, being a misguided 23-year-old girl, but it turns out that Jake may be the one that’s not as pure as the freshly driven snow. Vienna may cheated on her ex-husband or Jake, or whoever, but it looks like Jake may have also cheated on her. If you…

Read More AUDIO Did Jake Pavelka cheat on fiancee Vienna Girardi? Interview with ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas
Bethenny Frankel | Jill Zarin | Real Housewives of New York City

Bethenny Frankel and Jill Zarin’s feud started over Bobby Zarin’s thyroid cancer
ByStarcasm Staff March 4, 2010July 2, 2015

CLICK HERE to hear Jill Zarin’s side of the story. UPDATE: Since Bethenny and Jill began feuding, Bethenny has tried to apologize to Jill, wrote Bobby Zarin a heartfelt apology letter (which he accepted), went through her father dying, got pregnant, got married, and doesn’t regret telling Jill to get a hobby. Jill has a…

Read More Bethenny Frankel and Jill Zarin’s feud started over Bobby Zarin’s thyroid cancer
Dr. Drew Pinksy | News

EXCLUSIVE Writings from Dr. Drew Pinsky’s stalker Charles Pearson
ByAsa Hawks March 4, 2010February 5, 2012

Police arrested 33-year-old Charles Pearson yesterday for felony stalking of radio and television personality Dr. Drew Pinsky, whom Pearson repeatedly harassed via the internet. Read some of Pearson’s delusional ramblings that include the belief Dr. Drew put an implant in his genitals to cause pain on command. Also, see a disturbing screen capture of Pearson’s email “sent” box!

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Humor | Jim Carrey | Maya Rudolf | SNL | Will Ferrell

VIDEO Funny or Die Presidential Reunion featuring SNL alumni!
ByAsa Hawks March 3, 2010March 3, 2010

The folks over at FunnyOrDie.com have united President-imitating Saturday Night Live cast members past and present to make a case for the importance of creating the proposed Consumer Financial Protection Agency. Included in the Ron Howard directed short are Will Ferrell as George W. Bush, Fred Armisen as Barack Obama, Maya Rudolph as Michelle Obama, Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton, Dana Carvey as George H.W. Bush, Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter and Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford!

Read More VIDEO Funny or Die Presidential Reunion featuring SNL alumni!
News

VIDEO and MUGSHOT Jacob Nodarse arrested for Darien Kramer family murders
ByAsa Hawks March 3, 2010December 22, 2012

The main suspect in the killings of Jeffrey Kramer, 50, Lori Kramer, 48, and their youngest son, Michael, 20 was arrested in Lehigh Acres, just outside of Fort Myers, Florida today. 23-year-old Jacob Nodarse was wanted by Illinois law enforcement for the Kramer Family slayings, all three of which were found shot dead in their Darien, Illinois home Tuesday. Nodarse was asleep in a van outside of his parents’ home at the time of his arrest.

Read More VIDEO and MUGSHOT Jacob Nodarse arrested for Darien Kramer family murders
News

MTV stars Erica “Rikki” Mongeon and Victoria “Vikki” Mongeon in car accident, Rikki is in a coma
ByAsa Hawks March 3, 2010December 22, 2012

Twin sibling stars of MTV’s Double Shot At Love Erica “Rikki” Mongeon and Victoria “Vikki” Mongeon were involved in a car accident in Bakersfield, California at approximately 12:20 AM when their Volkswagen Jetta collided with a semi-truck.

According to TMZ, Vikki and the driver of the Jetta did not sustain serious injuries in the crash, but Rikki had to be rushed to a local hospital where she is currently in a medical-induced coma.

Watch the premiere episode of Doubleshot At Love introducing “The Ikki Twins” and see photos of the lovely sister duo.

Read More MTV stars Erica “Rikki” Mongeon and Victoria “Vikki” Mongeon in car accident, Rikki is in a coma
John Travolta | Wardrobe Malfunction

PHOTO John Travolta rejects Zipyourflyentology
ByAsa Hawks March 3, 2010December 22, 2012

The entire world almost “got shorty” when actor John Travolta left the Katsuya restaurant in Los Angeles with his zipper down earlier today. Travolta seemed completely unaware how close we all were to seeing his White Man’s Burden as he playfully acted out a scene from The Taking of Pelham X Y Z, even jokingly looking at his watch while he waited.

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John Albert Gardner | News

4 Mugshot photos of John Albert Gardner plus court documents and details from his previous arrest
ByStarcasm Staff March 3, 2010April 17, 2010

John Albert Gardner III has been arrested for the murder of 17-year-old Chelsea King of Poway, California. A body matching her description was found in a shallow grave about ten feet from the edge of Lake Hodges, where the teenager was last seen jogging Thursday. Authorities are also looking at Gardner in the disappearance of Escondido High freshman Amber Dubois, who was last seen in the same area February 13, 2009.

See multiple mug shots of Gardner and read documents from the court records of his 2000 conviction for lewd or lascivious acts with child under 14 years.

Read More 4 Mugshot photos of John Albert Gardner plus court documents and details from his previous arrest
Kim Zolciak | Lee Najjar | Real Housewives of Atlanta

Kim Zolciak spotted wearing Big Poppa’s engagement ring again
ByStarcasm Staff March 3, 2010December 22, 2012

Kim Zolciak posed for paparazzi at LAX airport Tuesday, March 2. While she posed, preened, and pretended to be talking on the phone she flashed a whopper of a diamond that looks suspiciously like the one she sported last season on Real Housewives after she announced her (short-lived) engagement to Big Poppa (aka Lee Najjar)….

Read More Kim Zolciak spotted wearing Big Poppa’s engagement ring again
16 and Pregnant | Adam Lind | Chelsea Houska | Teen Mom 2

Meet Chelsea Houska from Teen Mom 2 and 16 and Pregnant
ByAsa Hawks March 3, 2010January 16, 2023

Episode four features Chelsea Houska and baby daddy Adam Lind of South Dakota and judging from the preview clip it’s going to be slacker boyfriend number four! Get the 411 on Chelsea and Adam and watch a preview clip from next week’s episode!

Read More Meet Chelsea Houska from Teen Mom 2 and 16 and Pregnant
16 and Pregnant | Valerie Fairman

ONLINE BONUS CLIP VIDEO – Valerie Fairman from 16 & Pregnant tries to ask for help from baby daddy Matt
ByStarcasm Staff March 3, 2010March 30, 2014

This season of 16 & Pregnant the baby daddies are 3 for 3 in the deadbeat department, with last episode’s Josh being the reigning champion with his sociopathic ways. The father of Valerie Fairman’s child is a young man named Matt, who has aspirations of skipping town and never seeing Valerie again. In one poignant…

Read More ONLINE BONUS CLIP VIDEO – Valerie Fairman from 16 & Pregnant tries to ask for help from baby daddy Matt
Jermaine Jackson | Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson’s kids involved in stun gun incident!
ByAsa Hawks March 2, 2010December 22, 2012

So much for Michael Jackson’s children being able to lead a more normal life! TMZ is reporting that the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services arrived at the Jackson family home last night around 10:30 PM after having gotten a tip from someone connected to the family that the children were in possession of a stun gun. As preposterous as the story sounds, what’s even more preposterous is that the story is apparently true!

Keep reading for the details!

Read More Michael Jackson’s kids involved in stun gun incident!
Jake Pavelka | The Bachelor | Vienna Girardi

SPOILER ALERT! Are Vienna Girardi and ‘The Bachelor’ Jake Pavelka engaged, still together?
ByAsa Hawks March 1, 2010December 22, 2012

It seems the cat is out of the bag on the outcome of Season 14 of The Bachelor. Since his first detailed spoiler post waaaay back on January 6, blogger Reality Steve has claimed Vienna Girardi is the final choice of Jake Pavelka, he just wasn’t sure of the details. Did Jake Pavleka propose to Vienna? Did they merely agree to continue dating and see where it leads? Did Ali return with a baseball bat and take Jake back by force?

Keep reading to find out!

Read More SPOILER ALERT! Are Vienna Girardi and ‘The Bachelor’ Jake Pavelka engaged, still together?
Celebrities | Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes may be pregnant again, becoming more enmeshed in Scientology
Bymariamargarita March 1, 2010March 2, 2010

Rumors are flying that the adorable and stylish Suri Cruise (and heir to the Xenu throne) may be getting a brother or sister! Page Six reported this morning that Katie’s been spending a lot of time at the Scientology center, “auditing” (kinda like therapy but hooked up to a weird machine called an e-meter) and…

Read More Katie Holmes may be pregnant again, becoming more enmeshed in Scientology
Humor | Jersey Shore | Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino | Paul Delvecchio

VIDEO Jersey Shore Presents… The Hurt Locker
ByAsa Hawks March 1, 2010March 1, 2010

Paul DelVecchio, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Ronnie Magro of Jersey Shore are helping America prepare for Sunday night’s Oscar Awards by re-enacting scenes from Best Picture nominees all week on Lopez Tonight! Though we have lots to look forward to, including Avatar, Up In The Air, Precious, Inglourious Basterds and The Blind Side, the boys kick things off with a scene from The Hurt Locker.

Watch the clip!

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John Albert Gardner | News

MUGSHOT and VIDEO John Albert Gardner arrested in the disappearance of San Diego teen Chelsea King
ByAsa Hawks March 1, 2010March 4, 2010

Registered sex offender John Albert Gardner was arrested in San Diego Sunday afternoon stemming from the disappearance of San Diego area teen Chelsea King, who went missing after last being seen going for a jog in Rancho Bernardo Community Park Thursday. See Gardner’s mugshot from his “lewd or lascivious acts with child under 14 years” arrest and watch a video press conference from San Diego.

Read More MUGSHOT and VIDEO John Albert Gardner arrested in the disappearance of San Diego teen Chelsea King
Kim Kardashian

PHOTO Kim Kardashian in preschool at four years old!
ByAsa Hawks March 1, 2010March 18, 2013

The always fun Kim Kardashian decided to go old school preschool by posting up a photo of herself from the Buckley School when she was only four years old! See the photo that reveals Kim always had her adorable looks and impeccable sense of style!

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Celebrities

The Harsh Ness Monster: “Toyota Recall”
ByAsa Hawks February 28, 2010February 28, 2010

The Harsh Ness Monster returns! It’s been a while since this mythical snarky beast has graced the virtual pages of starcasm.net, and we’re proud to have him back! Ever since he exploded onto the internet scene with his morbid take on the severely depressed Lindsay Lohan and her Marylin Monroe tribute tattoo, The Harsh Ness Monster has developed a dedicated following that are constantly harassing our inbox with requests for his return.

Well now you can both relax! Enjoy the only known living curmudgeonosaurus rex in all his prehysterical glory!

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Jennifer Lopez | SNL

VIDEO: J. Lo Hosts Saturday Night Live
Bymariamargarita February 28, 2010February 28, 2010

In what must have been some kind of favor, Jennifer Lopez, or J. Lo, hosted Saturday Night Live last night. As far as this season goes, it was a step above the dreadful January Jones episode and maybe on par with the season opener, Megan Fox. The writing staff just didn’t know what to do…

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The Bachelor

Drama at The Bachelor wedding: Security forcibly take down paparazzi at Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney’s wedding
ByStarcasm Staff February 28, 2010February 28, 2010

Wherever the The Bachelor goes, drama is sure to follow. In this case, the drama ensued with some over-aggresive paparazzi who tried to get close to the epic Jason Mesnick/Molly Malaney wedding. They overstepped their boundaries, and underestimated the might of ABC security. Those b**ches aren’t ones to mess with, they will take you down….

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The Bachelor

Bachelor / Bachelorette royalty attend Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney’s wedding
ByStarcasm Staff February 28, 2010December 22, 2012

ABC’s Bachelor wedding/television event for Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney brought out some new and old Bachlor/ette ghosts including the only other couple in the franchise to ever get hitched, Trista Rehn and Ryan Sutter (pictured above.) Also in attendance at the rainy extravaganza were Jillian Harris and her fiance Ed Swiderski (who may or…

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The Bachelor | Weddings

The Bachelor’s Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney get married in the rain
ByStarcasm Staff February 28, 2010March 18, 2013

Despite tsunami rains ABC production crews and the entire Bachelor/Bachelorette family soldiered on Saturday (February 27, 2010) for second Bachelor/Bachelorette couple to ever make it down the aisle: Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney. The first was Bachelorette Trista Rehn, who married her final rose pick Ryan Sutter December 6, 2003. They allowed ABC to broadcast…

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Brittany Murphy | Celebrities

Brittany Murphy’s Death Labeled Accidental
Bymariamargarita February 27, 2010February 28, 2010

The results of Brittany Murphy’s autopsy are finally in and the results are still somewhat inconclusive. The coroner has listed her death as “accidental” but has listed a myriad of pharmaceuticals found in her system. Per TMZ, here were the drugs found: elevated levels of hydrocodone, acetaminophen, and chlorpheniramine, L-methamphetamine. If you’re not a pill-popper,…

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Marie Osmond | News

PHOTOS Marie Osmond’s son Michael Blosil played drums in a rock band
ByAsa Hawks February 27, 2010November 11, 2010

Marie Osmond’s son Michael Blosil tragically took his own life Friday night by leaping to his own death from his Los Angeles apartment window. (You can read more about the tragedy HERE) The troubled teen had a long history of struggles with severe depression, but he was able to find at least one outlet: drumming.

See photos of Michael playing for the Orem, Utah rock band Without A Trace.

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