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VIDEO Lacrosse halftime show features a lap dance contest
ByDarren OAt Saturday night’s home opener for the Boston Blazers, a professional lacrosse team, the halftime festivities included a sexually supercharged promotion. Three ladies in heels and short skirts lined up and took turns performing lap dances on the team’s mascot Scorch in a too hot for the jumbotron adult contest. What!?!
Yes, there is video and yes there were many children in attendence.
A Christmas card from starcasm.net!
Thanks to all of you gossip-hungry surfers who continue to make this a fun endeavor! I hope whichever kind of holiday you might be celebrating is a happy one!
As for me – not publishing those compromising photos of Santa stolen off his laptop should secure my spot on the “nice” list. Remember Santa – when it comes to flat screen televisions, you can’t get too big!
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Watch What Happens Live Gangnam Style parody video
I realize “Gangnam Style” parody videos are soooooo 2012, but this Watch What Happens Live mashup clip put together by sisters Tamara Turkisher and Jodi Taranto is so great I just had to share it! Keep reading to watch the video, see some silly Andy Cohen graphics, and see what you can do to help these two creative sisters realize their dream of being on the show! (Oh, and there’s a bonus clip of Andy Cohen attempting the horsedance with way more enthusiasm than ability! “Heeeeeeey, sexy Andy!!”
UPDATE – We contacted Jodi and she was kind enough to provide the complete “Watch What Happens Style” lyrics!
VIDEO Sesame Street True Blood parody ‘True Mud’
The creative team behind the beloved children’s show Sesame Street must be trying to hone in on the much-coveted 18-49 year old demographic because they are following up their “racy” Katy Perry berries “Hot and Cold” Elmo duet with their take on True Blood!
That’s right, the notoriously violent and sexually charged vampire series is getting the Sesame Street treatment in the form of “True Mud.” Watch the video and chime in on whether or not you think a True Blood parody is appropriate for children.
How to lose an eating contest
Just like life, pie eating contests aren’t all about winning, they’re about enjoying the ride. (via Buzzfeed)
Celebs encourage voting with “10 Minutes” Funny or Die shorts
ByDarren OFunny or Die, the popular comedy video site created by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay, has rolled out a video called “10 Minutes” to help encourage younger voters to get out and cast their ballots during the upcoming mid-term elections.
Find out which celebs are involved in the campaign and watch the video in which a list of tasks that take longer than it does to vote are provided included searching for Charlie Sheen hooker scandal updates. Busted!