The Hundred Acre Tiger Woods

Just like most of the world, Christopher Robins had no idea what was really going on.
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Just like most of the world, Christopher Robins had no idea what was really going on.
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Paul McCartney has often told the story of how he used the words “scrambled eggs” as a placeholder until the final lyrics of “Yesterday” were complete. Sir Paul was on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night and Jimmy talked him into performing the song with the original edible lyrics as well as a few add-ons. The result? Hilarity!
(No, Jimmy wasn’t singing like Neil Young. Awwwwww….)
Do you have a Teen Mom fan on your Christmas shopping list and you have no idea what to get him or her? No need to worry because just in time for Black Friday artist Adam Ellis has released a set of custom Teen Mom trading cards! Keep reading to see all seven, including original Teen Mom cast members Maci, Farrah, Amber, Catelynn, Tyler, Gary, and Ryan! (WARNING – a few of them are a bit harsh)
It seems that Anheuser-Busch is smarter than your average beer as it has worked out a $2.5 million “co-branding” campaign with the National Parks Service, which has (or had) a long-standing no alcohol policy. “The multi-million dollar partnership raises awareness about national parks and the centennial milestone of the National Park Service in 2016,” reads…
Bad things can happen when one person isn’t looking where they’re going, and it only gets worse if there are two people unaware! Add in the speed of an Olympic-class sprinter and you have a recipe for disaster hilarity!
Keep reading to see the train wreck happen in slow motion.
In honor of Lindsay Lohan’s “escape” from prison I thought I would honor her with a comparison to the greatest prison escape in the history of Hollywood – that of Andy Dufresne in the all-time classic movie Shawshank Redemption. In addition to a mash-up movie poster I’ve provided a number of Shawshank quotes that seem eerily fitting for Lindsay’s predicament.
Hipsters and lazy bloggers beware, the realm of full grown Amish style beards are no longer your sole property! In a print ad campaign masterminded by creative group Ogilvy & Mather we are shown four sparkling young boys looking off valiantly into the frontier with graphically imposed beards on their countenances. It’s as if these images are saying, “Yonder I see truth and adventure so why do I look like a prepubescent Zach Galifianakis!?!” Check ’em out here and “Be One With the Wild!”
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