The Hundred Acre Tiger Woods

Just like most of the world, Christopher Robins had no idea what was really going on.
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Just like most of the world, Christopher Robins had no idea what was really going on.
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Commentaries from actors and directors often accompany the DVD release of major Hollywood films. These can frequently provide insights into the processes and work that goes behind creating cinema. And then there is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s commentary for his classic action film Total Recall. Symbolism and extrapolation be damned as the Governator just literally tells you what you’re watching on the screen. It’s kind of like Mystery Science Theater 3000 minus any snark or irony. See this great compilation video of some of the “best of” from Arnold’s literal translations.
The folks over at FunnyOrDie.com have united President-imitating Saturday Night Live cast members past and present to make a case for the importance of creating the proposed Consumer Financial Protection Agency. Included in the Ron Howard directed short are Will Ferrell as George W. Bush, Fred Armisen as Barack Obama, Maya Rudolph as Michelle Obama, Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton, Dana Carvey as George H.W. Bush, Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter and Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford!
Watch as a fan, unaware of being on camera, at a Washington Nationals game does his best Kenny Powers impersonation with the ol’ scrub, sniff and share armpit maneuver!
Funny or Die, the popular comedy video site created by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay, has rolled out a video called “10 Minutes” to help encourage younger voters to get out and cast their ballots during the upcoming mid-term elections.
Find out which celebs are involved in the campaign and watch the video in which a list of tasks that take longer than it does to vote are provided included searching for Charlie Sheen hooker scandal updates. Busted!
For the longest time I believed that Tiger Woods quivered whenever one of his brothel of other women surfaced for some reason or another. But this week I think Woods might be all right with mistress #4 Jamie Jungers hitting the blogosphere with a DUI arrest. Why you ask? Because Tiger got caddie whacked this weekend! Keep reading to find out what “caddie whacking” means and see “Trashy Girl” and Hottie Host Jungers’ unflattering mug shot.
Ever wonder what success smells like? It smells like Charlie Sheen! (Which is a mixture of cigarette smoke, cocaine, sweat and lots of nekkid women that know what they’re doing – and what they’re doing is… Charlie Sheen!)
Late Night host Jimmy Fallon is the latest to jump on board the Charlie Sheen insanitrain with a commercial for Winning for Men cologne. Keep reading for one of the best Charlie Sheen impersonations ever!
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