PHOTOS – After A-Rod breakup, Kate Hudson takes mom Goldie Hawn to ‘Nine’ premiere

Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson at Nine Premiere

Kate Hudson, A-Rod’s now former fling, mended her broken heart by taking her mom, Goldie Hawn, to the Nine premiere. Also present at the premiere was another one of Alex Rodriguez’ conquests, Madonna, who looked stunning in a tasteful homage to herself.

No word yet if they cat-fought or swapped horror stories about what went on under the centaur painting. They probably just simply cast an icy blond stare full of mixed resentment and curiosity at each other from across the room. Whatever happened, Madonna went home to lick on her sex-on-a-stick, and Kate had to go home and help Goldie reassemble the Victorian lampshades she took apart to make that dress.

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