Kim Kardashian's real estate deal

LINKS! Kim Kardashian’s real estate deal, Thomas Markle’s estrangement tour, Seinfeld pretty petty…

THE BLAST – The Ukrainian billionaire who bought Kim and Kanye’s mansion last year apparently paid way more than the house was worth, but did so on the condition that Kim would use her social media reach to help make the woman a famous singer (& also that Kim would appear at a few of…

Melania's jacket doesn't care 1

LINKS! Melania’s jacket doesn’t care, Roseanne booted from Roseanne reboot, MTV ‘reinvents’ Daria…

VOX – Yesterday, Melania Trump made a quick trip to the US-Mexico border to visit a detention center (and wish the families held there “Good luck”). And she wore a jacket emblazoned with the phrase “I really don’t care, do u?” do to it, which has sparked just the teensiest bit of backlash THE BLAST…

Shahs of Sunset Season 7 cast departures

LINKS! Shahs of Sunset Season 7 cast departures, Pioneer Woman boutique hotel, Phony XXXTentacion grievers…

REALITY TEA – Shahs of Sunset Season 7 drops on August 2nd — but two main cast members are now former cast members JEZEBEL – The Pioneer Woman has gone the Chip & Joanna route and opened up her own boutique hotel. Unfortunately, it doesn’t really look like what you probably expect a Pioneer Woman…

XXXTentacion murder rumors

LINKS! XXXTentacion murder rumors, Roseanne without Roseanne, Beyonce is a genius…

THE BLAST – The family of rapper XXXTentacion, who was killed in Miami yesterday, allegedly thinks his death was a premeditated murder and not “a possible robbery” gone wrong as police believe DLISTED – A Roseanne spin-off based around Darlene is apparently very close to being confirmed; one of the big remaining negotiating points is…

Camille Cosby divorcing Bill

LINKS! Camille Cosby divorcing Bill, Beyonce pregnant again?, Roseanne still racist…

DLISTED – Apparently Camille Cosby, Bill Cosby’s wife of 54 years, may have taken their “chef, multiple drivers, and three grown-a$$ kids” and moved out to their house in Massachusetts while Bill hangs his head alone in Pennsylvania CELEBITCHY – Tabloids are starting to cover what attendees of the OTRII tour have been gossiping about…

Ivanka's fake proverb

LINKS! Ivanka’s fake proverb, Bill Clinton keeps talking, Beckham divorce gossip…

THE BLEMISH – It turns out the famous Chinese Proverb that Ivanka Trump quoted on Twitter the other day is now an infamous one, since she made it up and is now getting dragged for it CELEBITCHY – “I’ve always been a Bill Clinton fan, honestly, but his promotional tour is a mess and I…

Ariana Grande & Pete Davidson engaged

LINKS! Ariana Grande & Pete Davidson engaged, IHOB flops, DeNiro F-bombs…

DLISTED – 24-year-old Ariana Grande and her 24-year-old boyfriend Pete Davidson are engaged after exactly three weeks and two days of dating. This will end well…for gossip blogs THE BLEMISH – IHOP changed its name to IHOB and the “B” doesn’t stand for “Breakfast” like everybody (rightly) assumed it would; instead it stands for “Burgers”…

Eagles fly over Trump

LINKS! Eagles fly over Trump, Miss America loses her bikini, Kelly Marie Tran bullied off IG…

CELEBITCHY – The Philadelphia Eagles, who didn’t kneel in protest during the national anthem last year, were disinvited to the White House to celebrate their Super Bowl win after Donald Trump claimed they kneeled in protest during the national anthem last year VOX – Miss America is doing away with the swimsuit portion of the…

Pete Davidson's Ariana Grande tattoos

LINKS! Pete Davidson’s Ariana Grande tattoos, Johnny Depp looking sick?, Heathers reboot shelved…

CELEBITCHY – Pete Davidson from SNL is dating Ariana Grande, and he seems to be very, very happy about that. This weekend, he got two tattoos inspired by Ariana — one a nod to the cover of Dangerous Woman (behind his ear), and the other her initials (on his hand). On a related note, I…

Shamea Morton pregnant

LINKS! Shamea Morton pregnant, Amal Clooney’s wedding fitting, Laxative brownie fail…

REALITY TEA – Shamea Morton of The Real Housewives of Atlanta used Mother’s Day to announce that she and her husband Gerald Mwangi are expecting their first child together. Congrats to them! Shamea is due “around Thanksgiving,” which means there’s plenty of time for all sorts of tabloid shenanigans regarding her uterus between now and…

Why Pauley Perrette left NCIS 1

LINKS! Why Pauley Perrette left NCIS, Monique Samuels’ drinking problem, Spike Lee’s new joint…

DLISTED – Last year, Pauley Perrette announced her departure from NCIS without really giving a reason. This week, following her final episode, Perrette implied it was due to multiple physical assaults and a “rich, powerful publicity machine” keeping her silent REALITY TEA – RHOP star Monique Samuels swears she doesn’t have a drinking problem and…

Thomas Ravenel rape allegations

LINKS! Thomas Ravenel rape allegations, Cardi B is having a girl, What Fake News really means…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Bravo is now launching its own internal investigation following the allegation that Southern Charm star Thomas Ravenel raped a woman he met on Tinder in 2015 JEZEBEL – Unlike her drawn-out pregnancy reveal, Cardi B shared the news that she’s having a girl in the most laid-back, uncomplicated way possible:…

Zendaya of Arc

LINKS! Zendaya of Arc, ScarJo’s Met Gala fail?, Sanaa Lathan face-biting claims…

LAINEY GOSSIP – The award for best interpretation of the Met Gala theme should probably go to Zendaya, who took “Heavenly Bodies” both literally and figuratively and went dressed as Joan of Arc CELEBITCHY – Scarlett Johansson is getting dragged pretty thoroughly for wearing a Marchesa bridesmaid’s dress to the Met Gala. Among the people…

Pope Rihanna

LINKS! Pope Rihanna blesses the Met, Karen Huger’s tax dodging, the Trumps’ sad marriage…

DLISTED – Rihanna unofficially won the 2018 Met Gala by dressing up in high fashion’s classiest Sexy Pope Halloween costume. That headpiece could have come straight from Benedict’s own closet REALITY TEA – Karen Huger is trying to have it both ways with her husband’s tax problems, telling Andy Cohen “I really did not know”…

LINKS! Rudy exposes Trump’s lie, Kanye gets dunked on, Timberlake’s Spicy fling…

LINKS! Rudy exposes Trump’s lie, Kanye gets dunked on, Timberlake’s Spicy fling…

VOX – Rudy Giuliani, who is now one of Donald Trump’s attorneys, went on Fox last night and said that Trump did in fact know about the hush money payments to Stormy Daniels despite Trump saying last month that he didn’t. At this point, only an attorney could keep up with all the lies THE…

LINKS! Kanye keeps talking, Tom Brokaw sexual misconduct allegations, R. Kelly’s sex cult problems…

LINKS! Kanye keeps talking, Tom Brokaw sexual misconduct allegations, R. Kelly’s sex cult problems…

DLISTED – “Strangely enough, Kanye didn’t also say that Jewish people willingly went to concentration camps because they wanted a free vacation? He’s probably saving that for his next visit to TMZ.” JEZEBEL – Three women have now accused Tom Brokaw of sexual misconduct; the third woman, freelance journalist Mary Reinholz, says that Brokaw gave…

LINKS! Michelle Wolf tells jokes, Miley’s topless non-apology, Avengers bigger than Star Wars…

LINKS! Michelle Wolf tells jokes, Miley’s topless non-apology, Avengers bigger than Star Wars…

CELEBITCHY – Michelle Wolf, who is a comedian known for telling funny jokes about uncomfortable subjects, hosted the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this weekend. True to form, she told a bunch of funny jokes about the uncomfortable subject that is the relationship between the media and the Trump White House. The media is now dragging…

Kim Kardashian nude again

LINKS! Kim Kardashian nude again, ScarJost goes public, Kim Zolciak plays the race card…

JEZEBEL – Kim Kardashian went nude on social media again, this time to tease the release of her new fragrance next week. This particular marriage of imagery and advertising begs an important question: “Will this fragrance smell like what Kim’s creative team thinks her vagina smells like?” CELEBITCHY – Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost made…

LINKS! Kanye’s trash politics, Ewan McGregor’s daughter nude, Vanderpump Rules absurdity…

LINKS! Kanye’s trash politics, Ewan McGregor’s daughter nude, Vanderpump Rules absurdity…

JEZEBEL – “Kanye is perfectly capable of having trash politics and trolling for album promo at the same time.” THE BLEMISH – Ewan McGregor has a daughter old enough to pose for Playboy. And if you’re wondering what that might look like, now you can find out REALITY TEA – According to Stassi Schroeder and…

Cardi B talks Bloods 1

LINKS! Cardi B talks Bloods, Carrie Underwood face reveal, Karen Huger goes wild…

THE BLEMISH – Cardi B disclosed her potentially lethal back room butt implants in her quickly legendary GQ interview, and she also spoke openly about joining the Bloods when she was a teenager. Guess which one of those two things has been more dangerous for her DLISTED – Carrie Underwood will officially reveal her post-accident…

Michael Cohen's bad day 2

LINKS! Michael Cohen’s bad day, Tony Robbins apologizes, Ashley Greene topless…

VOX – Yesterday the FBI raided the home and office of Michael Cohen, Donald Trump’s personal lawyer, and confiscated anything and everything they could find related to Cohen’s $130,000 payment to Stormy Daniels. In a strange detail I’m genuinely curious to find out more about, the FBI also raided Cohen’s hotel room, located in NYC…

YouTube shooting

LINKS! YouTube shooting, Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan split, Trump’s tweets twist truth…

VOX – At least four people were wounded and one — the shooter — is dead after a woman opened fire at YouTube headquarters in San Bruno, California yesterday. The shooter was believed to have been targeting her boyfriend in what’s being called “a workplace or domestic incident” DLISTED – One reason Channing Tatum and…

LINKS! Stormy Daniels not Trump’s type?, Christina goes makeup-free, Bieber born (ish) again…

LINKS! Stormy Daniels not Trump’s type?, Christina goes makeup-free, Bieber born (ish) again…

CELEBITCHY – Now Donald Trump is going around telling his friends and advisors that Stormy Daniels isn’t the kind of woman he’s attracted to. I think the only honest comparison here is that of a rat swearing to his rat friends and advisors that he’ll only eat certain kinds of cheese. Particularly if that rat…

LINKS! Where is Mark Zuckerberg?, Stormy Daniels intensifies, Amy Poehler’s new movie…

LINKS! Where is Mark Zuckerberg?, Stormy Daniels intensifies, Amy Poehler’s new movie…

UPROXX – In the wake of the Cambridge Analytica scandal currently tanking Facebook’s stock and further undermining Americans’ faith in…everything, Mark Zuckerberg remains AWOL. But Facebook just put out a bland, detail-free statement on his whereabouts, so we can all go back to posting now VOX – The Stormy Daniels scandal is actually a neat…

LINKS! Jim Carrey’s Huckabee portrait, Aubrey O’Day’s song for DJT, Affleck’s back tat…

LINKS! Jim Carrey’s Huckabee portrait, Aubrey O’Day’s song for DJT, Affleck’s back tat…

DLISTED – Jim Carrey pissed off 46% of Twitter by sharing the above portrait, which he drew and which is allegedly (definitely) of Sarah Huckabee Sanders. IIf his Hollywood career actually does suffer as a result, at least Carrey can look forward to life as a Venice Beach caricaturist JEZEBEL – Back in 2013, in…

LINKS! United killed another dog, Tillerson really fired via tweet, Double armed teacher fail…

LINKS! United killed another dog, Tillerson really fired via tweet, Double armed teacher fail…

DLISTED – United Airlines killed ANOTHER dog after forcing its owner to store it in the overhead bin on a flight. This despite the owner following United’s rules for stowing a pet in a carry-on under the seat in front of her. Normally I never use all caps for emphasis, but I feel an exception…

LINKS! OJ confessed, Colin Firth’s wife gets messy, Betsy DeVos is inept…

LINKS! OJ confessed, Colin Firth’s wife gets messy, Betsy DeVos is inept…

THE BLEMISH – OJ Simpson managed to keep his story straight for 24 years. That is, until he got carried away with a hypothetical discussion of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman’s murders during a TV interview, and then pretty much OJ confessed to killing both of them. As anyone who’s ever taught a freshman lit…

LINKS! Bachelor finale reactions, Russian meddling receipts, Stormy Daniels lawsuit…

LINKS! Bachelor finale reactions, Russian meddling receipts, Stormy Daniels lawsuit…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – So the Bachelor finale was kind of a WTF thing this year! Here’s a rundown of Bachelor finale reactions, including what Arie’s exes and the rest of the Bachelor Nation — like Sean Lowe, who suggested Arie for the show in the first place — had to say about it…

LINKS! Sam Nunberg went a little crazy, Frances McDormand’s Oscar thief, Oscar fashion rundown…

LINKS! Sam Nunberg went a little crazy, Frances McDormand’s Oscar thief, Oscar fashion rundown…

VOX – Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg went a little crazy yesterday, doing a series of increasingly defiant TV interviews in which he said he was actively refusing to comply with a subpoena from the special counsel’s office. Daring Robert Mueller to come and arrest you doesn’t seem like the best legal strategy in the…

LINKS! Ryan Seacrest sexual harassment claims, Love & Hip Hop White House, Duggar babies by the numbers…

LINKS! Ryan Seacrest sexual harassment claims, Love & Hip Hop White House, Duggar babies by the numbers…

CELEBITCHY – It’s tough to read the full article on the Ryan Seacrest sexual harassment claims and not come away thinking that Seacrest was “a powerful boss who felt entitled to an employee’s body.” Seacrest denied the claims, his alleged victim made a counter-statement to his denial, and E! really wishes this was all happening…

LINKS! The Bachelor’s herpes problem, Vanderpump Rules tape delay, Donald Glover an assassin…

LINKS! The Bachelor’s herpes problem, Vanderpump Rules tape delay, Donald Glover an assassin…

JEZEBEL – Here’s a fun pop quiz: According to the author of a new behind-the-scenes book, the number one reason potential contestants are turned down for both The Bachelor and The Bachelorette is 1) Prior commitment; 2) Unexpected lion mauling; 3) Indigestion; or 4) Herpes. Choose carefully REALITY TEA – This whole awkward post-breakup friendship…

LINKS! Another strange Trump statement, Kirstie Alley vs. curling, Olympic sabotage…

LINKS! Another strange Trump statement, Kirstie Alley vs. curling, Olympic sabotage…

CELEBITCHY – Donald Trump is now claiming “Obama never used the Oval”? What is that even supposed to mean? The surface-level meaning is that Obama literally never worked in the Oval Office, which is untrue. And the deeper implication — that Obama never put the trappings of the presidency to work for him — is…

LINKS! Jay-Z’s huge bar tab, Margaret Josephs’ tax trouble, Gun control column goes bad…

LINKS! Jay-Z’s huge bar tab, Margaret Josephs’ tax trouble, Gun control column goes bad…

DLISTED – Jay-Z is the latest big name celebrity and / or major sport trophy winner to rack up a huge bar tab. He dropped $113,000 on booze at three New York City clubs this weekend — but, in typical big name celebrity / athlete fashion, he bought stuff that costs over $1,000 per bottle….

LINKS! Mister Rogers turns 50, Adam Rippon’s sexy times, Apple’s magic glass…

LINKS! Mister Rogers turns 50, Adam Rippon’s sexy times, Apple’s magic glass…

VOX – Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood turned 50 on Monday. Here are nine times Mister Rogers said exactly the right thing. Bonus points for getting Joan Rivers to break during a 1983 Tonight Show episode JEZEBEL – Bronze-medal winning skater Adam Rippon changed his mind and decided not to accept a gig doing color commentary for…

LINKS! Danny Masterson rape claims, Florida high school shooting, Mayor wants sex for speedbumps…

LINKS! Danny Masterson rape claims, Florida high school shooting, Mayor wants sex for speedbumps…

THE BLEMISH – Danny Masterson’s lawyers tried to get The Blemish to take down a story stating that Masterson has been accused of raping unconscious women and that the Church of Scientology allegedly helped cover it up. Which is true: though he hasn’t been charged, he’s been *accused*, and the LA Times has reported on…

LINKS! Dane Cook’s very young girlfriend, America’s mystery illness, Beyonce’s return…

LINKS! Dane Cook’s very young girlfriend, America’s mystery illness, Beyonce’s return…

CELEBITCHY – Somehow, the pics of Dane Cook and Dane Cook’s very young girlfriend kissing are way less disturbing than the candids with the two of them posing side-by-side. Being able to see both of their faces makes them look like a 45-year-old father and his 19-year-old daughter enjoying one last family vacation before she…

LINKS! Quincy Jones’ awesome interview; Venom needs puppies; RHONY police drama…

LINKS! Quincy Jones’ awesome interview; Venom needs puppies; RHONY police drama…

VERY SMART BROTHAS – Do yourself a favor and check out 85-year-old Quincy Jones’ delightfully batsh!t new interview, in which he makes the following claims: The Beatles sucked; Michael Jackson stole songs; Marlon Brando and Richard Pryor had sex; the mafia killed JFK; and Ivanka Trump, “wrong father” or not, has “the most beautiful legs…

LINKS! Gary Oldman spousal abuse, Tarantino defends Polanski, Stassi’s sex tape resurfaces…

LINKS! Gary Oldman spousal abuse, Tarantino defends Polanski, Stassi’s sex tape resurfaces…

CELEBITCHY – Donya Fiorentino, who was married to Gary Oldman from 1997 until 2001, is now openly accusing Oldman of abusing her in front of their children: “Our marriage was a giant car crash in which demented things happened….I would rather get eaten by a great white shark than go through that marriage again.” JEZEBEL…

LINKS! Justin Timberlake’s Super Bowl outfit, MLK commercial fail, Billionaire battles goose poop…

LINKS! Justin Timberlake’s Super Bowl outfit, MLK commercial fail, Billionaire battles goose poop…

DLISTED – Pepsi is following the hygiene industry’s lead and developing a snack chip just for women. (ICYMI: Pepsi owns Frito-Lay and Doritos.) CEO Indra Nooyi seems to think that women don’t like the fact that Cheeto powder sticks to your fingers and you have to lick it off…but isn’t that the best part about…

LINKS! Lorde’s Grammy beef, Tom Hanks is Mr. Rogers, Blue Ivy steals the show…

LINKS! Lorde’s Grammy beef, Tom Hanks is Mr. Rogers, Blue Ivy steals the show…

DLISTED – Tom Hanks is going to play Mr. Rogers in a forthcoming biopic called You Are My Friend. It sounds like this particular movie might avoid the biopic’s cardinal sin of trying to cram an entire life into two-and-a-half bloated Oscar-intended hours, and will instead focus on a brief period in Mr. Rogers’ life….

LINKS! Donald Trump Girthers, Amber Rose breast reduction, How is Mama June still a thing?…

LINKS! Donald Trump Girthers, Amber Rose breast reduction, How is Mama June still a thing?…

DLISTED – Woody Allen’s adopted daughter Dylan Farrow’s first-ever interview will air on CBS today. In the preview, she tells Gayle King she wants to “bring Woody Allen down” and hopes that by coming forward again now — it’s been 25 years since the initial allegations that Allen abused Farrow sexually — people will believe…

LINKS! Megyn Kelly fat shaming, Dakota Johnson beach pics, New California shenanigans…

LINKS! Megyn Kelly fat shaming, Dakota Johnson beach pics, New California shenanigans…

DLISTED – Kandi Burruss never tried to go down on Kim Zolciak, says Kandi Burruss. They’ve also each claimed that the other woman is a full-on swinger. The RHOA pay raise drama rages on REALITY TEA – Speaking of Real Housewives, Dorit Kemsley has dropped the asking price of her Beverly Hills mansion a full…

LINKS! Aziz Ansari’s sex assault response, California parents torture 13 kids, Handmaid’s Tale returning…

LINKS! Aziz Ansari’s sex assault response, California parents torture 13 kids, Handmaid’s Tale returning…

DLISTED – ABC mainstay and Arrested Development debtor Modern Family will most likely end with its 10th season next year. The show’s creators want to go out like Shakespeare and / or Frasier, meaning a birth, a death, or a wedding (or some combination of those things) REALITY TEA – Peggy Sulahian seems to think…

LINKS! James Franco sexual assault, Harvey Weinstein slapped, Vermont gets greener…

LINKS! James Franco sexual assault, Harvey Weinstein slapped, Vermont gets greener…

DLISTED – Now Corey Feldman, who’s been raising money to make a movie about being sexually assaulted as a teen, has been accused of sexual battery REALITY TEA – Here’s why the scene featuring Danielle Staub and Marty Caffrey having sex in the bathroom at the Gorga restaurant opening got cut from RHONJ CELEBITCHY –…

LINKS! Ellen Page married, Sneaky Brad Pitt, Crossushi craze…

LINKS! Ellen Page married, Sneaky Brad Pitt, Crossushi craze…

DLISTED – Out with Christmas Boobs of Instagram and in with Instagram Crossushi, which is a sushi roll inside a croissant. This food craze to be followed closely by Nuts And Gum REALITY TEA – Enjoy this photo gallery of the Love & Hip Hop Miami screening party, which looks like it was a gorgeous…

LINKS! Paris Hilton got engaged, Carrie Underwood facial surgery, Bale burns Ben’s Batman…

LINKS! Paris Hilton got engaged, Carrie Underwood facial surgery, Bale burns Ben’s Batman…

DLISTED – Taylor Swift jacked up the ticket prices for the Reputation tour and is having a harder time selling them than she did for the 1989 tour, but her “Verified Fan” program is probably more than making up the difference in revenue. So, here’s to greed REALITY TEA – Enjoy this photo gallery featuring…

LINKS! Mariah Carey not failing, SNL failing badly?, Dave Chappelle controversy…

LINKS! Mariah Carey not failing, SNL failing badly?, Dave Chappelle controversy…

DLISTED – Mariah Carey returned to Times Square for a New Year’s Eve performance and wasn’t terrible REALITY TEA – Ariana Madix says she both was surprised that Jax Taylor cheated on Brittany Cartwright and — wait for it — was totally not at all surprised JEZEBEL – “Over the last 12 months, I have…

LINKS! Steve Harvey’s NYE outfit, Chocolate going extinct, Royal Wedding drama…

LINKS! Steve Harvey’s NYE outfit, Chocolate going extinct, Royal Wedding drama…

DLISTED – Tamar Braxton’s estranged husband Vincent Herbert was arrested for spousal abuse on Christmas Day and allegedly got another woman pregnant, Happy New Year! REALITY TEA – LaLa Kent finally made good on her private jet boasts by taking the Vanderump Rules cast to Vegas in one CELEBITCHY – Willow Smith says growing up…

LINKS! Dr. Phil’s drunken guests, Paris Hilton’s home nightclub, Han Solo’s disaster…

LINKS! Dr. Phil’s drunken guests, Paris Hilton’s home nightclub, Han Solo’s disaster…

DLISTED – Bono is under fire for believing that “music has gotten very girly” and that all the “rage” has gone out of rock and roll, but the bigger takeaway should be surprise that anyone thinks Bono has his finger on the pulse of current rock music at all REALITY TEA – Kyle Richards and…

LINKS! Meghan Markle’s poop hat, Trump’s crazy 2017, Hamilton on P0rnHub…

LINKS! Meghan Markle’s poop hat, Trump’s crazy 2017, Hamilton on P0rnHub…

DLISTED – If you’re driving 60 pounds of marijuana across the country and get stopped in Nebraska for a minor traffic offense, telling the cop that the drugs are Christmas presents won’t stop him from confiscating them (or you from getting arrested) REALITY TEA – Speaking of huge, unexpected Christmas gifts, Kandi Burruss’ charity donated…

LINKS! Christmas Boobs of Instagram, Leo’s new GF, Mindy Kaling gives birth…

LINKS! Christmas Boobs of Instagram, Leo’s new GF, Mindy Kaling gives birth…

DLISTED – Mindy Kaling gave birth to her first child and both mother and daughter are healthy, congrats! REALITY TEA – Brielle Biermann tweeted that Kim Zolciak is pregnant because Kim shared a video of Brielle’s boobs on Snapchat CELEBITCHY – It took 48 hours for Taylor Swift’s app to be overrun by “Trump-loving trolls…

LINKS! Salma Hayek’s Harvey Weinstein story, Washington Redhawks hoax, Omarosa fired…

LINKS! Salma Hayek’s Harvey Weinstein story, Washington Redhawks hoax, Omarosa fired…

DLISTED – Salma Hayek says that, in addition to all the sexual harassment, Harvey Weinstein also threatened to kill her — which puts her Weinstein story high in the running for worst worldwide REALITY TEA – Danielle Staub of RHONJ claims Caroline Manzo’s huge extended family harassed her own family so thoroughly after the table…

LINKS! Doug Jones wins, Word of the Year 2017, Last Jedi reviews…

LINKS! Doug Jones wins, Word of the Year 2017, Last Jedi reviews…

DLISTED – Anthony Bourdain feels “guilty” about the Mario Batali exposé because he’s been “sitting on stories that were not [his] to tell” REALITY TEA – A year after the stalking charges against her ex-husband, RHONY’s Bethenny Frankel is suing Jason Hoppy for full custody of their seven-year-old daughter CELEBITCHY – Oh hey, Roy Moore…

LINKS! The Rock’s new pebble, Williams-Sonona Christmas Catalog Hater’s Guide, ‘Cat Person’ explained…

LINKS! The Rock’s new pebble, Williams-Sonona Christmas Catalog Hater’s Guide, ‘Cat Person’ explained…

DLISTED – Selena Gomez is *this* close to letting Justin Bieber back in the sack REALITY TEA – Shannon Beador is pretty sure David is lying about his assets and has hired an expert-slash-private-investigator to check him out CELEBITCHY – Donald Trump’s tweets about Senator Kirsten Gillibrand are just well-seasoned pine logs on an already…

LINKS! Tupac Shakur dick pic, Jessica Chastain’s cleavage, John Travolta exposed?…

LINKS! Tupac Shakur dick pic, Jessica Chastain’s cleavage, John Travolta exposed?…

DLISTED – If you have an idle $7,500 sitting around your house and no immediate plans to spend it, you might consider purchasing this genuine 1990 Tupac Shakur dick pic (though, seriously: Isn’t $7,500 a little low?) REALITY TEA – Yup, Kim Zolciak is still coming for Kenya Moore CELEBITCHY – It’s possible that John…

LINKS! Danny Masterson rape accusations, Selena Gomez’s Instagram private, Jurassic World parody trailer…

LINKS! Danny Masterson rape accusations, Selena Gomez’s Instagram private, Jurassic World parody trailer…

DLISTED –Selena Gomez’s Instagram feed went private for a minute and her 130 million fans freaked out REALITY TEA – Andy Cohen would really like it if Stassi Schroeder and Shep Rose did it on the rug at his feet CELEBITCHY – Jimmy Kimmel’s infant son–whose open heart surgery prompted his teary monologue on health…

LINKS! Matt Lauer’s sex abuse, Victoria’s Secret N-bomb, Serena Williams’ corporate wedding…

LINKS! Matt Lauer’s sex abuse, Victoria’s Secret N-bomb, Serena Williams’ corporate wedding…

DLISTED – Among the more disturbing Matt Lauer sexual harassment allegations: He could lock his office door without getting up via a secret button in his desk REALITY TEA – Kenya Moore doesn’t understand why Kim Zolciak is so mean to her CELEBITCHY – It was totally within Serena Williams’ rights to line up corporate…

LINKS! Cardi B on feminism, Blake Shelton at the truck stop, More women against Moore…

LINKS! Cardi B on feminism, Blake Shelton at the truck stop, More women against Moore…

DLISTED – Bryan Cranston gave a gentle, thoughtful answer to the question of whether Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey and guys like them could “make a comeback,” so of course it got taken out of context. Here’s what he actually said REALITY TEA – All the drama on Real Housewives of New Jersey is giving…

LINKS! Tom Sizemore child abuse allegations, Phoebe Price’s turkey cleavage, Bourbon Renaissance…

LINKS! Tom Sizemore child abuse allegations, Phoebe Price’s turkey cleavage, Bourbon Renaissance…

DLISTED – In 2003, Tom Sizemore was apparently kicked out of a movie after “doing something” to an 11-year-old girl on set REALITY TEA – Cameran Eubanks of Southern Charm gave birth to a healthy baby girl! Congrats! CELEBITCHY – Also in 2003, former president George H. W. Bush allegedly groped a 16-year-old girl JEZEBEL…

LINKS! John Travolta groping claims, Roy Moore banned from the mall, Bonkers MTV EMA outfits…

LINKS! John Travolta groping claims, Roy Moore banned from the mall, Bonkers MTV EMA outfits…

DLISTED – In both sexual harassment and “Hollywood open secret” news, now John Travolta is being accused of groping a (male) massage therapist back in 2000 REALITY TEA – If Kandi Burruss thought Xscape needed her more than she needed them, she’s now been proven wrong CELEBITCHY – Captain America has a turtleneck fetish and…