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Beavis and Butt-head to return to MTV

ByDarren O

Uhhh, this post might like take some time. The legendary dynamic duo of do nothings from the 90’s, Beavis and Butt-head, will be returning to MTV with 30 confirmed new episodes! What is even more exciting is the special twist that will accompany this version of the show for slackers. That special twist will be… absolutely nothing. Same old dumb as*es and, wait for it, music videos. Find out about the prodigal return and see two classic clips including B&B on David Letterman.

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VIDEO Rachel Reilly punks guys at a bar for Rally Crashers

ByStarcasm Staff

Before landing a role on the 12th season of Big Brother, buxom bombshell Rachel Reilly was a busy girl! In addition to winning bikini contests from coast to coast, covering magazines, working as a VIP cocktail waitress in Las Vegas and interviewing celebrities on the red carpet, she was also an actress! Well, sort of… Watch a video of her cutting her acting chops in a prank video from Rally Crashers in which she slams shots of alcohol and flashes her panties in an attempt to find out just how many drinks a dude will buy her just for a chance to get in her pants! Er, skirt!

Allison Janney cast as Charlotte Phelan in Hollywood adaptation of “The Help”

ByStarcasm Staff

The fabulous Allison Janney (a.k.a CJ Cregg) has been cast in the film adaptation of the NY Times Bestseller The Help! She plays Charlotte Phelan, the insufferable mother of the main character Skeeter Phelan. Basically the character is a prissy, racist, cold southern mother mainly concerned with keeping up appearances and marrying her smart-but-awkward daughter…

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Who is Black Cards lead singer Bebe Rexha? Videos, audio, photos and bio!

ByAsa Hawks

Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz has finally announced who the mystery singer is for his new project the Black Cards, revealing to Rolling Stone in an interview that her name is Bebe Rexha and that “she’s a twentysomething from Staten Island with virtually no experience in the music business.” Keep reading to see photos, listen to songs and read some background info on this relatively unknown talented and sexy Big Apple songstress!

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10 Mel Gibson rage recording remixes

ByDarren O

Radar Online continues to put out recording after recording of Mel Gibson spewing every ridiculous, hate-filled and all around insane thing imaginable at the mother of his child, former girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. There’s been some ethical questions about how the tapes were released, but right or wrong the public now has them and they are doing just what you would expect the public to do: remixing the rants in every way imaginable and posting them on YouTube! See ten of the best including a real live reaction from a marmot.

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Can Mel Gibson’s racist, sexist rants be blamed on alcohol abuse?

ByStarcasm Staff

The tapes Radaronline.com is releasing of Mel Gibson berating his former lover and mother of his eight child Oksana Grigorieva are beyond shocking. Although it’s not the first time the public has learned of Mel’s racist outbursts, the level of hatred and violence expressed in these newly released rants go far beyond a normal drunken…

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PHOTOS – Spencer Pratt crashes The Hills finale party dressed as an old man

ByStarcasm Staff

Aspiring crazy person Spencer Pratt wasn’t invited to The Hills series finale party tonight, but he conspired with his buddy Perez Hilton for a way to get some attention anyway. Perez, who was invited to the party, suggested that Pratt show up on the sidewalk dressed like an old man. And that, indeed, is what…

PHOTOS Seattle teacher Taryn Fairbanks accused of having sex with a 17-year-old student

ByAsa Hawks

Another day, another teacher is caught with her pants down with one of her under-age students. The culprit this time is 33-year-old Taryn Fairbanks, an English teacher at Garfield High School in Seattle, Washington. See photos of Fairbanks, find out the details about the alleged encounter and read the letter issued to the families of the nearly 1800 students who attend Garfield High.

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PHOTOS Big Brother 12’s Matt Hoffman was on “Average Joe” in 2005

ByAsa Hawks

One of Big Brother 12’s thirteen house guests is Matt Hoffman, a 32-year-old tatted web designer who likes to rock out and reportedly backed out of the show last season at the last minute to get married. Some have suggested that because he was asked to come back that it might suggest he is the “saboteur” this season, and a skeleton from his closet seems to back that theory up – Matt has reality show competition experience! See photos of Matt on Average Joe: The Joes Strike Back from 2005!

AUDIO – Listen to new Justin Bieber rap song ‘Omaha Mall’ featuring DJ Tay James

ByStarcasm Staff

Justin Bieber can freestyle too! On the way to a gig in an Omaha, Nebraska mall the Biebs and his DJ Tay James wrote this little masterpiece. It’s so awful it’s actually kind of good. This song alone might not save just the Omaha Mall, but malls across the country. All the teens and preteens…

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Is Betty White going to play God in a remake of ‘Oh God?’

ByDarren O

It seems like any role for someone 70 or up is being rumored to go to the omnipresent octogenarian Betty White. In the latest case of Betty White fever rumors are circulating that White is being sought out by Producer Jerry Weintraub to revise the role of God in the classic George Burns film Oh God.

Gary Numan reinvents new wave classic ‘Cars’ with cars

ByDarren O

Gary Numan is considered a founding father of new wave and electronica music. His career calling card is the 1979 monster hit “Cars” from his album The Pleasure Principle featuring a signature synthesizer heavy sound and one of the most unforgettable bass lines in music history. Check out the most recent incarnation of “Cars” for a Diehard battery ad where Numan plays the song with, you guessed it, cars as well as the original musci video and lyrics.

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VIDEOS Big Brother 13’s Rachel Reilly conducts interviews for High Speed Divas

ByAsa Hawks

Back before Rachel Reilly was the buxom reality starlet on Big Brother 12 she was not only an experienced bikini model but also a reporter for High Speed Divas magazine! Watch Rachel interviewing celebs on the red carpet, including Sylvester Stallone and Pamela Anderson! Also, she does a sit-down interview with actor Sean Faris about his movie Never Back Down. Oh, and of course there’s a sexy bikini photo!

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VIDEO: Dita Von Teese is the new face and BODY of Perrier

ByDarren O

Before I witnessed the following video there were two things I thought I was sure of . I did not believe that Dita Von Teese could get any hotter and I didn’t think I would ever drink Perrier. Well I was wrong about Dita and now I feel obligated to try Perrier just out of gratitude for this smoking ad. Video and high resolution still frames await, but I should warn you to bring water for proper hydration!

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PHOTOS Kelly Brook’s bikini homage to Princess Leia, Barbarella and more

ByAsa Hawks

Is there any doubt the folks at Total Film magazine are huge movie geeks? They bring in one of the sexiest women on the planet (Kelly Brook) for a photo shoot and they dress her up in some of the most iconic movie bikini costumes of all time! I’m not talking “glamorous” or “pretty” bikinis, but the 100% raw, poster-inducing sexified babe wear that turned film-going boys into film-going men!

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PHOTOS VIDEOS Guy Ritchie’s Madonna upgrade, model Jacqui Ainsley

ByDarren O

Guy Ritchie made a rare public appearance Saturday with his new girlfriend, 28-year-old model Jacqui Ainsley. Madonna’s former beau has reportedly been seeing the gorgeous blond since April, but until Saturday’s annual Hoping For The Children of Palestine fundraiser in England, the couple has been very secretive. Read on to see what has Guy’s British heart all in a flutter including photos and videos from a lingerie catwalk and a banned Axe Body Spray commercial!

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Where to get a “Dennis Bracelet” like Chris Lambton gave Ali Fedotowsky

ByAsa Hawks

In Turkey Chris Lambton gave The Bachelorette‘s Ali Fedotowsky a “Dennis bracelet” and explained that his mother had one and his sister wears more than one. As usual with the big-hearted Chris, the moment was sincere and emotional and you could tell Ali was genuinely touched by the gesture.

So where can you get one of these for yourself, other than getting REAL close with Chris Lambton?

PHOTOS Andy Garcia channels Leon Redbone

ByAsa Hawks

Actor Andy Garcia arrived in Rome, Italy earlier today sporting a Panama hat, shades and a mustache worthy of Inspector Clouseau! For those of my generation Andy’s almost comical appearance probably reminds you of the sometimes-comical almost Andy Kaufman musician Leon Redbone. (In Leon’s early years he was rumored to be Andy Kaufman in disguise.) See a side-by-side comparison and a video of one of Leon’s famous Budweiser commercials from the 1980s.

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PHOTOS: Gerard Butler rocks a mullet on the set of Machine Gun Preacher

ByDarren O

See photos of the hunky Scotsman Gerard Butler sporting a mullet on the set of Machine Gun Preacher, a film based on the incredible life story of Reverand Sam Childers who went from being a drug dealing outlaw to a born again one man army fighting for desperate children in war-torn Africa. As a bonus check out a video clip of Butler excitedly discussing the life of Sam Childers.

Sofia Vergara tweets bikini photo from Italy

ByAsa Hawks

Fresh on the heels of an Emmy nomination for her role as Gloria Delgado-Pritchett on the ABC sitcom Modern Family, Columbian actress and bombshell Sofia Vergara is taking a vacation in Italy. Never one for being selfish, the buxom brunette has been tweeting pictures of some of the scenery, including this photo of her own lovely mountains and valleys from earlier today!

Big Brother 12: Slippin’ and a slidin’ – 7.11.10 (SPOILERS & PHOTOS)

ByDarren O

What are the House Guests for Season 12 doing to kill time in the BB house? Mainly showing skin, skin and more skin! Check out some of the fine ladies from this season participate in a little homemade slip-n-slide action. In addition to all the bikini goodness it’s time for your Big Brother spoiler updates including who gets nominated, who wins the power of veto, brewing showmances and who are the final two up for the first eviction of Season 12!

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The Hulk Edward Norton fired from The Avengers, chastised by Marvel

ByAsa Hawks

For years Marvel has been carefully setting the table for what will surely be the greatest comic book movie event in the history of film, the super-hero star-studded crossover The Avengers. Today Marvel Studios admitted that some of their careful planning wasn’t careful enough as actor Ed Norton has been deemed uncollaborative and will not be reprising his role as the Incredible Hulk for the Avengers movie, due to hit theaters May 4, 2012. Read the official statement and find out who we think should replace Norton as the angry green smashing machine!

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Teenage “Bafefoot Bandit” arrested in the Bahamas; Hollywood movie coming soon

ByStarcasm Staff

The “Barefoot Bandit” Colton Harris-Moore’s two-year fugitive run and major stealing spree came to an end in the Bahamas this morning, but his Hollywood story has just begun. His mother Pam Kohler has a book deal, and has been working with entertainment lawyers and Hollywood producers to sell the rights to his story for months….

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“Crazy Heart” crazy art

ByAsa Hawks

Well now that’s odd.

I spent an hour putting this movie poster together and I have no idea why. I saw some new still shots from the upcoming Tron Legacy movie and the muse (amuse?) struck me. Perhaps it is just the fruition of that famous phrase I’ve been known to mutter from time to time, “I’ll cross that Bridges when I come to it.”

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Miley and Liam shop for swimwear at an Alabama Walmart

ByDarren O

It’s been a good day. Met Miley Cyrus talked mom into gettin me a margaritaville mixer and dad into buyin me fireworks. – Ashton Warnke Facebook status: July 3rd, 2010

Sometimes these stories just write themselves! Find out about Ashton bumping into Miley Cyrus and boyfriend Liam Hemsworth at her area Cullman, Alabama Walmart on the 4th of July holiday weekend.

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga’s on-again boyfriend Luc Carl

ByAsa Hawks

Lady Gaga is reportedly dating her ex-boyfriend, bartender and rocker Lüc Carl of New York. LG dated Lüc nearly five years ago and he is believed to be the inspiration for most of the songs on Gaga’s breakthrough debut album “The Fame” and apparently the inspiration for some of her as-yet-unheard new material as well! See photos of Luc and find out a little more about the couple’s “on-again” relationship.

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Your daily bearded chicks post

ByAsa Hawks

Edgy designer Patrick Mohr raised eyebrows yesterday by razing the scalps of his models for his runway show at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in Berlin. But, in addition to being Kojacked up, the show was also seemingly pumped up on steroids as his skin-headed beauties were all sporting carnivalesque beards! Keep reading for lots of photos from the follicle fashion freak show!

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Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert writes a scathing open letter after LeBron’s departure

ByDarren O

Dan Gilbert, owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers, has written arguably the most jaw-droppingly bitter letter in the history of shunned and hurt bosses. See his open letter splashed across the Cavalier official website in which he throws LeBron under a fleet of buses!

Big Brother 12 profile: Hayden Moss video, photos, bio

ByDarren O

Meet Hayden Moss, a 24-year-old college student, and arguably the best looking man in BB history, from Tempe, Arizona. Hayden has the looks and the hairdo to get the ladies but does he have the overall “package” to take home the $500,000 grand prize? Check out a video, photos and even his player bio page from Arizona State University’s baseball program.

Big Brother 12 profile: Enzo Palumbo video, photos, bio

ByDarren O

Meet Enzo Palumbo, a 32-year-old insurance adjuster from Bayonne, New Jersey. Enzo is a confident, borderline cocky gel haired Jersey boy. He is in it to win it and he reeks of being season 12’s guy everybody hates, or the new Jesse if that suits you. Will Enzo bully his way to the $500,000 off his dream turnpike? Read on for video, photos, bio and more on BB’s answer to Jersey Shore’s The Situation.

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Kendra Wilkinson’s first sexual experience with Hugh Hefner was an orgy

ByStarcasm Staff

Kendra Wilkinson’s new auto-biography Sliding Into Home may lack subtlety but it certainly serves the dish. Cold, plain, and with no fancy romantic  sauces to mask the flavor. Here’s an excerpt from her memoir (provided by Amy Grindhouse via Hecklerspray): “One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room….

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Big Brother 12 profile: Annie Whittington video, photos, bio

ByAsa Hawks

Meet Big Brother 12’s resident bisexual hottie Annie Whittington! She’s sexy, she’s fun, she’s sassy and she’ll be taking showers in front of a web cam! Find out all about Annie with multiple interview videos, background info and lots of photos, including before-and-after shots of her…. (Gotta keep reading!)

Big Brother 12: Kathy Hillis video, photos, bio

ByDarren O

Meet Kathy Hillis, a 40-year-old Deputy Sheriff from Texarkana, Arkansas. She is a beautiful lady, someone you almost wouldn’t mind getting pulled over for if you know what I mean. She is disciplined, mature, a cancer survivor and ready to take her shot at the $500,000 grand prize. Read on and decide for yourself if she has what it takes to take it all.

PHOTO Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer Tiffany Feder-Cohen

ByAsa Hawks

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail yesterday for violating the terms of her parole stemming from a DUI arrest in 2007, but the perpetual train wreck isn’t going down without a fight! In addition to calling Judge Marsha Revel a “f***ing b*tch” and telling friends, “I’m not going to jail!” Lindsay has changed attorneys! Keep reading to find out what little is known about LiLo’s new leagal eagle, Tiffany Feder-Cohen!

Who is Bethenny Frankel’s estranged mother Bonnie?
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Who is Bethenny Frankel’s estranged mother Bonnie?

ByStarcasm Staff

Bravolebrity Bethenny Frankel had a very toxic, emotionally abusive childhood and instead of private therapy, she’s letting it all out on television and to the press. During the last season of Real Housewives of New York Bethenny’s father Bobby Frankel died, and she candidly expressed that she didn’t feel loved by him and felt very…

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VIDEO – Are Work of Art’s Nicole Nadeu and Miles Mendenhall dating?

ByStarcasm Staff

Two of the strongest artists on Bravo’s Work of Art show might have a love connection! On a preview for tonight’s episode fellow contestant Ryan rightly notes that Nicole Nadeau and Miles Mendenhall have some sizzling chemistry. In interviews Miles confirms that he has feelings for Nicole, but Nicole seems to keep her confessions strictly…

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Megan Fox bride photos and video! The hottie weds Brian Austin Green in an Armani Privé wedding dress

ByStarcasm Staff

Sexy Siren Megan Fox’s movie career may be taking a nose-dive, but her personal life seems to be holding up well. She secretly married long-time boyfriend Brian Austin Green (of the original 90210 fame) in a gorgeous Hawaii ceremony June 24, 2010. In recent interviews Fox has admitted to lying to the media to hype…

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Bachelorette Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski end engagement

ByDarren O

The Bachelor – Bachelorette romance making franchise has taken another hit as last season’s Bachelorette Jillian Harris and her showmance husband Ed Swiderski have called it quits ending their engagement. See their statements, an ironic montage video from happier times and find out just how bad these two shows are at finding lasting love.

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PHOTOS: Twilight’s Xavier Samuel and girlfriend Shermine Shahrivar at The Sorcerer’s Apprentice premiere

ByDarren O

The fresh-faced hunky new star of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Xavier Samuel, had himself quite a day in NYC before and during the premiere of the Disney film The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. While his PDA and Calvin Klein boxers were nice accessories the most noticeable and attractive addition was his girlfriend, Miss Europe 2005, Shermine Shahrivar! See the two in casual attire in SoHo and then all fancied up on the red carpet.

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Maybe Alexis Bellino should hire nannies again!

ByStarcasm Staff

Real Housewives of OC newbie Alexis Bellino and husband Jim have been using their new-found fame to attend bikini parties in Las Vegas and California nonstop this summer. The last party they attended at The Balboa Bay Club in Newport Beach, CA, however nearly ended in disaster according to TMZ. Sources at the party saw…

VIDEO PHOTOS Frank Schleck’s 2010 Tour de France Stage 3 crash

ByAsa Hawks

Luxembourg’s Frank Schleck crashed only 26 kilometers from the finish of Stage 3 of the Tour de France Wednesday, breaking his collarbone and sidelining him for the rest of the race. Watch the video and see photos of the accident. Plus, for you cycling enthusiasts, find out what the Saxo-Bank team’s strategy will be for Adam Schleck with his brother out of the race!

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PHOTOS Danielle Staub and Lori Michaels in New York City

ByAsa Hawks

Singing sensation Danielle Staub and her “gf” Lori Michaels were spotted together at Damon Dash’s Birthday party for Noel Ashman at Lucky Strike Lanes in New York City June 30. Tom Murro of CelebrityMagnet.com was kind enough to share some photos of the lovely couple, who he says were “very kissy and all snuggled up the entire time.”

PHOTOS Caster Semenya cleared to return to track following gender testing

ByDarren O

Caster Semenya was cleared to immediately return to track by the sport’s governing body Tuesday, ending an 11-month layoff while the world class runner underwent gender tests after becoming the 800-meter world champ. See photos of the track star in action and find out her thoughts following gender testing.

VIDEO Punch Robert’s hilarious ‘That Doesn’t Make You a Model’

ByDarren O

Robert James Hoffman III, a.k.a. Punch Robert has a little something to say to all you MySpace and Facebook models out there: “Stop it!” Punch Robert is back at it following his really funny Urban Ninja videos with a mock up of all those not so pretty young things who front as models on social networking sites. The song title speaks for itself: “That Doesn’t Make You a Model.”

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VIDEO: A very pregnant Alicia Keys falls on stage

ByDarren O

While performing at the Essence Music Festival in New Orleans over the weekend a very pregnant Alicia took a stiletto sporting fall right on stage while singing the song “Love is Blind.” She managed this type of public stumble as gracefully as possible by not missing a note of the song while bouncing right up and back to her seat at the piano. Check out the fall and the unsung hero in this story; her booty!

Fear and Trembling – July 6th, 2010
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Fear and Trembling – July 6th, 2010

ByDarren O

Our Fear and Trembling submitted for your terror today involves a man born to be on F & T, Mr. Jon “dragon tattoo” Gosselin. So what is Jon up to now that lands him in our pop culture horror house? A few hints:

A) Kate Gosselin has done this many times
B) It involves Jon’s feelings and stuff
C) His life coach Sylvia Lafair is assisting Jon-minus-nine with it

Read on if you have the guts to find out Jon’s next publicity grab and our Fear and Trembling for July 6th, 2010!

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Watch Jake and Vienna viciously duke it out on The Bachelorette

ByStarcasm Staff

Jake and Vienna, the Bachelor pairing everything thought was mutually beneficial for a couple  of aspiring famous people, exploded all over the internet, and especially on supermarket magazine covers last week. The two parties furiously called up the tabloids of their choice and duked it out on the headlines with Vienna claiming Jake wouldn’t touch…

Where are they now? JaMarcus Russell arrested in Mobile

ByAsa Hawks

It seems like decades since the hapless Oakland Raiders drafted quarterback JaMarcus Russell from LSU with the number one overall draft pick and proceeded to shovel out $61 million ($32 million guaranteed) to Big Ryan Leaf Jr. That particular horrible Oakland Raider draft decision was 2007 and since that time Russell has been released and is looking for work. Oh, and getting arrested with codeine syrup in Mobile, Alabama. Read all the details and see the mug shot!

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Where does Vienna Girardi work now? She has a marketing job helping cancer patients

ByStarcasm Staff

Vienna Girardi’s showdown tonight with her former fiance Jake Pavelka on The Bachelorette was a blow-out! It was a fast-paced quip fest that full of spite-filled zingers and petty digs about GPS devices and measuring furniture (the cheating and not having sex took a backseat to the details). In fact, it was so much like…

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Big Brother 12 profile: Brendon Villegas video, photos, bio

ByAsa Hawks

Meet Brendon Villegas, a hunky 30-year-old high school swim coach and physicist from Riverside, California. He’s got the brawn. He’s got the brains. Could he go all the way and take home the $500,000 grand prize? Keep reading for some background info and a videos to help you decide!