So much for “politically correct!” The season Premiere of South Park last night featured the boys playing EA Sports’ “Tiger Woods PGA Tour ’11” for Xbox. WARNING: Contains a lot of crudely animated domestic violence, minor cursing and a whole lot of hilarity!
Joslyn James, one of Tiger’s mistresses who’s still out for blood, will be posting text messages from Tiger and other items that will “tell the truth about Tiger at 11:00 A.M. today, according to TMZ, on her website sextingjoslynjames.com. In early February, James and lawyer Gloria Allred went after a company selling Tail of the…
Read Tiger’s full, unedited statement issued March 16 announcing he will return to golf by playing in the 2010 Masters tournament in Augusta, Georgia!
Here’s your Water Cooler 101 textbook for Monday morning in the form of the NCAA Basketball Tournament 2010 March Madness Bracket! The tournament doesn’t get rolling until the ridiculous “play-in” game March 16 and then the rest of the tournament kicks in on Thursday, March 18 – so that gives all of you at least three days to collect those filled-out brackets and dollar bills for your office pool!
Miami Police arrested Miami Heat forward Dorell Wright for driving under the influence as well as driving on a suspended license after cops witnessed the 24-year old driving his 2005 Bentley erratically at about 3:37 AM. According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, cops were talking with Wright when they noticed “red and watery eyes, odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath, and low and slurred speech.” Wright wasn’t able to provide current proof of insurance and police also discovered he was driving on a suspended license.
Find out the details and see Dorell’s mug shot!
The 20-year-old lady who is accusing Ben Roethlisberger of sexually assaulting her in a night club called Central City in Milledgeville, GA, has dropped out of Georgia College and State University and headed to her home in a suburb of Atlanta. Reportedly Roethlisberger will be asked for a DNA sample from Milledgeville police, which suggests…
Vying for his record-setting eighth Olympic medal, American short track skater Apolo Anton Ohno crossed the finish line in the finals of the men’s 500m short track in second place, but he was later disqualified after officials ruled he interfered with Canadian skater François-Louis Tremblay on the final lap.
See tons of pictures from that fateful last lap and find out if Ohno was able to get his eighth medal later in the evening in the 5,000-meter relay.
Korean speed skater Ho-Suk Lee gets turned around while racing in the men’s Short Track 500m semi-final of the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic Games against Francois-Louis Tremblay (L) of Canada, Apolo Anton Ohno (2nd R) of the USA and Yoon-Gy Kwak (R) of Korea.
After a stunning come-from-behind victory over the Cheryl Bernard-led Canadian women’s curling team, Swedish curling team members Anette Norberg (R) and Eva Lund celebrated junior-high-prom-style with a horribly awkward and seemingly unpleasant kiss.
Check out the unnecessarily awkward photos!
Canadian curling skipper Cheryl Bernard has sparked quite the interest among Olympics viewers the world over, garnering such nicknames as “curlgar” (a derivative of cougar) and “Sarah Palin on ice.” The mere rumor of a swimsuit photo caused a Top Ten entry in Google Trends! But this 43-year-old insurance business owner and stepmother of two remains humbled throughout it all as she prepares to compete for gold tonight in the women’s curling finals. Find out more about this mysterious ice vixen, and see photos of her in action on the ice – which are pretty much the only photos of her in existence. (Sadly the swimsuit photos are a myth)
Australian speed skater Tatiana Borodulina was more like Troniana in an outfit inspired by the cult classic 1982 Disney science fiction film! Check out photos of Tatiana’s geektacular get-up and see how it holds up against the most famous Tron suit of all time!
Co-host of Pardon the Interruption and former Monday Night Football booth man Tony Kornheiser has been suspended two weeks by ESPN for comments he made about ESPN SportsCenter co-anchor Hannah Storm. Read his original comment and subsequent apology and check out Hannah’s sexy go-go boots and Catholic schoolgirl outfit that ignited the whole thing!
Ice dancing mania is sweeping the world as couples in elaborate costumes perform their high-speed acrobatics on ice at the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics. Basically Arctic ballroom dancing, ice dancing is the graceful and beautiful union of man and woman in motion. Sometimes.
This here post is about the other times! The times that the unforgiving camera captures that split second between elegant maneuvers – the awkward and sometime hilarious moments that can be missed by forgiving television cameras. Here are my Top Ten Funniest Ice Dancing Moments from the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver! We will start with number 10 and work our way to the top. I’ll offer a title of the maneuver and a brief description for each.
Without further ado….
Today is funny winter sports photos and videos day! Following on the heels of “Horse Racing: You’re doing it wrong,” body-building stripper figure skating and the cute, frigid beaver is Norwegian biathlete Ole Einar Bjoerndalen, who has painted up the eye shield of his gun with an eyeball to create the optical illusion that there is no eye shield at all! The tradition dates back over a thousand years in Norway to the time of the Vikings, who used to paint their rifles in a similar manner so it would look like they were awake even when they were passed out drunk.
Outspoken and flamboyant Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko lost out on his bid to be the first man to win back-to-back gold medals since Dick Button did it in 1948 and 1952, and he was none too happy about it! But, instead of crying over spilled milk, Evgeni needs to think about returning to the Evgenius that inspired this drag king boby-builder exhibition routine from the 2001 World Championships!
I’m not sure exactly how to describe this – It’s either dog sledding with more horsepower or horse racing with less brain power. Either way, it’s just further evidence what happens when you mix together extremely cold weather, boredom and white people.
Tiger Woods came out of hiding earlier today and held a press conference to apologize for his infidelities and accept responsibility for them publicly. Click to see the full video and/or read the transcription!
Here are the basic bullet points:
He realizes he was selfish and felt an immoral sense of entitlement because of his successes
He wants the attention from the scandal to be focused on him and not his family, pointing out that Elin and his children have done nothing wrong
Elin did not attack him Thanksgiving night, or any other night
He does plan on returning to golf and it may happen as early as later this year
The tabloid equivalent of Bigfoot is coming out of hiding Friday for a press conference in which he is expected to apologize for his infidelities and talk about his future (or lack of future) as a professional golfer. Tiger Woods will speak at the PGA Tour Headquarters at 11:00 AM ET on Friday. Read the full statement from his website.
Joslyn James, porn star and Tiger Woods mistress number 11, told Inside Edition that she’s been pregnant with Tiger’s baby twice! She says that the two of them never discussed protection, and she never told him about the pregnancies. She apparently miscarried her first child with Tiger around the time Tiger’s wife Elin delivered their…
Steve Phillips appeared on The Today Show this morning (February 12, 2010) immediately after checking out of sex rehab. The former ESPN analyst and New York Mets manager spent some time at Pine Grove Behavorioal Health and Addiction Services in Mississippi, which happens to be the one that Tiger Woods and his doppelganger may or…
“He likes to play a round with them . . . now you can too!” is the tag line for the cheesiely painted golf balls called Tail of the Tiger: The Mistress Collection. Each golf ball has the likeness of one of Tiger’s alleged mistresses painted on the front in a bid by the Canadian…
LeAnn Novacek, the wife of former Dallas Cowboys tight end Jay Novacek, was found dead earlier today at her mother’s home in Burleson, Texas. Watch a video report from WFAA in Texas and see photos of LeAnne and Jay.
Students at Olathe Northwest High School in Olathe, Kansas decided they would try to imitate the infamous Prank Wars Half Court Shot Prank video in which College Humor’s Streeter blindfolded Amir and let him take a half court shot at a basketball game for a chance at $500,000. The joke was on Amir as the crowd had been told to react as though the shot went in regardless, so when Amir missed badly to the left, the crowd erupted and of course the poor boy thought he had won.
Contrary to popular belief, they do have internet in Kansas and some students were inspired by the infamous half court prank and they decided to pull the same joke on science teacher and girls basketball coach, Joel Branstrom. Watch the hilarious video as Joel Branstrom turns the table and proves once again, you have to wake up pretty early to get the best of a science teacher!
Prince was so inspired by the Minnesota Vikings’ playoff thrashing of the Romo-laden Dallas Cowboys last Sunday that he recorded a fight song to help inspire the team and fans this Sunday when they battle the New Orleans Saints! Here’s the entire song, which clocks in at just over three and a half minutes. (Complete lyrics included)
Radar Online has the first picture of golfer Tiger Woods to surface since the day after Thanksgiving when he smashed his SUV into a tree and a whole bunch of mistresses fell out! It’s a blurry photo taken of Tiger at a sexual addiction clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. The golfer is seen in shorts and a tee shirt with a hat and a hoodie sweatshirt over his head. He appears to be drinking a large cup of Cheaterade.
The prize goes to The National Enquirer, who were the ones who broke the first Tiger Woods mistress story with their expose on Rachel Uchitel. The latest issue of the magazine has multiple Tiger photos and an article detailing his day-to-day life after enrolling in the Gentle Path program, part of Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services.
But don’t think for a second we’re going to allow The National Enquirer to show us up! We have a crack team of investigative reporters as well and we have our own Tiger Woods photograph! Click to see history in the making!
Read the complete Probable Cause Affidavit detailing the arrest of Anna Kournikova’s mother Alla Kournikova.
Everyone is hopping on board the General Larry Platt train after his historical hysterical performance of “Pants On The Ground” during the Atlanta Auditiona of American Idol last week. The latest rider on the train is Minnesota quarterback Brett Favre, who reportedly told receiver Percy Harvin that he would perform the song in the locker room if the Vikings beat the Arizona Cardinals in their NFL playoff match-up.
As you might have guessed, the Vikings did win and showing once again that scruffy white male celebrities honor their wagers (See: Kiefer Sutherland in a dress) Brett Favre lead his team-mates in a rousing rendition of Platt’s “Pants On The Ground.”
Watch the video!
Shaquille O’Neal and Wilt Chamberlain have more in common than being 7′ 1″ and playing in the NBA! Wilt famously claimed in his second autobiography A View from Above that he had slept with over 20,000 women, and thanks to Radar Online we know Shaq is at most 19,996 away from matching that feat! (Any more and I may have to construct a mistress scorecard like Tiger’s!)
In addition to a five-year fling with Orlando-based model and perpetual victim of celebrity stalking Vanessa Lopez, Shaq has also been linked to Laura Govan, fiance of NBA player Gilbert Arenas.
But wait! If you order now, you also get a third mistress absolutely free! Radar Online broke the story today that Shaq has been shooting balls through the hoop of “25-year-old Swedish model and aspiring actress” Dominica Westling! See photos of the blond bombshell.
Tiger Woods’ mistress number 13ish, Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, is looking to write a book detailing Tiger’s sexual proclivities including a hint at bisexual leanings. Ferriolo is a Playboy model from the Bronx, Sicily, and Long Island whose name became common knowledge after madam Michelle Braun outed her to the New York Daily News as a…
Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren was spotted picking up her children from playschool in Windermere, Florida on January 6, 2010. Elin was sans wedding ring but surprisingly seemed to be in great spirits!
The former Swedish model is looking great, as usual! In those Chanel sunglasses and that over-sized turtleneck sweater she looks as though she’s fresh off the set of a Charlie’s Angels remake! This Tiger Woods debacle has got to be horrific for her, but she sure is doing a great job of looking strong for the public, which is a lot more than can be said for her disappeared husband!
The 2010 Fiesta Bowl was the first ever non-championship BCS Bowl Game to feature two undefeated teams – The 12-0 TCU (Texas Christian University) Horned Frogs and the 13-0 Boise State Broncos, and though it was a great game that turned on a beautiful Boise State fake punt in the fourth quarter, all everyone is talking about the morning after is the seemingly sad Boise State Cowbell Girl featured in the televised coverage of the Boise State’s band performance at halftime:
Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry died December 16th after an argument with fiance Loleini Tonga. Tonga attempted to leave in a pickup truck and Chris Henry jumped in the back. Within a couple miles from the house, Henry came out of the back of the truck and died from the injuries sustained from the impact with the ground.
Henry’s fiance Loleini Tonga is speaking publicly for the first time about the incident and claims he wasn’t thrown from the moving vehicle but instead had elected to jump, apparently assuming he would be able to survive. Here is the interview with ESPN’s John Barr
Vanity Fair just happened to have some shirtless Tiger Woods photos taken by Annie Leibovitz in their back pocket, and now’s a prime time to unleash them. Starting next Tuesday you can check out a whole slew of them at the newstand or your mailbox when their Feb. 2010 issue comes out, but for now…
Elin Nordegren, the wife of golfer Tiger Woods, was photographed in Chamonix, France today where she is reportedly staying at a secret location. A ski resort in the Alps seems a fitting background for the former Swedish model as she braces herself against the blizzard of media attention after details of her husband’s many infidelities surfaced at the end of 2009.
Plus, general views of the French villa where Elin spent the holiday!
Basketball technology has evolved to the point where we rarely get to see the awesome sight of a fiberglass backboard shattering into a million pieces after a vicious slam dunk. Anyone out there remember Darryl Dawkins or Mean Gene the Dunking Machine? (I think I am not only dating myself but coming out of the celebrity blogger closet as a sports fan.) But apparently basketball technology has not evolved to the point where it can withstand 300 lb. Keith “Tiny” Gallon of Oklahoma, who exploded the backboard on a failed alley-oop attempt against Gonzaga on New Year’s Eve!
Tiger Woods is losing sponsors and endorsements left and right as his squeaky clean image continues to tarnish thanks to a deluge of mistresses and details about his adulterous transgressions continue to surface. But, one company has decided to stand by their man! In addition to the above statement of “Tag Heuer stands with Tiger Woods,” Tag Heuer watches has also said, “the partnership with Tiger Woods will continue … but we will downscale the use of his image in certain markets for a period of time, depending on his decision about returning to professional golf. We will continue to actively support the Tiger Woods Foundation.”
Not exactly a ringing endorsement, but an endorsement nonetheless! In a show of good faith to their celebrity spokesman, the company plans to launch a brand new, limited edition Tiger Woods watch and an entirely new campaign to be featured exclusively in mens’ magazines and commercials during Ultimate Fighting Championship events. We here at starcasm are proud to have an exclusive preview of the watch and the new ad campaign!
Mike Fisher, who just signed a $21 million contract with the Ottawa Senators, asked country superstar Carrie Underwood to marry him Sunday, the hockey player confirmed today at a press conference. (source: Ottawa Daily Sun) Mike and Carrie have been dating since last year, and Carrie has hinted in interviews that she wants to settle…
No one’s seen Tiger Woods since he ran into a fire hydrant, a tree, and information of his possible 14 affairs came out. So where is he? Obviously he’s hiding in a dark hole somewhere with his tail between his legs. There have been reports that he comes out at night to play golf, but…
Autopsy results are back for the death of Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chris Henry, and the Mecklenburg (N.C.) Medical Examiner says he died from blunt force head trauma. (via The Hollywood Gossip) Henry was injured December 16 after falling out of the bed of a moving truck after a domestic dispute with his fiancee Loleini Tonga,…
Is there anything more graceful than the fluid artistry of a talented figure skater? It is human beauty and dignity floating before our eyes in a seemingly effortless display of poetry in motion, and I thought I might take a brief moment to step away from the brutal and ugly side of humanity usually talked about at length on this blog and pay tribute to the quiet majesty that is the fine art of figure skating.
Here are both 911 calls placed in reference to the Chris Henry and Loleini Tonga auto accident that resulted in the death of the 26-year-old Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver. The first 911 call was made to police by a woman driving behind the truck driven by Loleini Tonga with Chris Henry in the back. The caller describes Henry as having black pants, shirtless with a cast on his arm. She says he is beating on the back window of the truck.
The second 911 call was placed by a man after Henry had been thrown from the vehicle. That caller told the operator “there’s a man is in the road … he looks dead … there’s no movement.” Keep reading to listen to the calls and read complete transcriptions of both.
Tiger Woods mistress number six braved the cold and the paparazzi to take a stroll outside of her New York City apartment December 17. Cori’s got a nice fur coat (Is that Tiger fur?), gloves, Madam glasses and a pair of unnaturally bright blue jeans. I’m grabbing at straws here because this is a really lame excuse for a post. These Tiger Woods mistresses really put the “ho” in ho-hum. Actually, they probably put the “hum” in there too. Hi-OOOOOO!!
26-year-old NFL star Chris Henry has passed away after suffering injuries from falling from the bed of a truck during a domestic dispute with fiance Loleini Tonga yesterday. He reportedly chased after, jumped onto and then fell from a moving truck after a fight with Tonga. He suffered “grave injuries” that resulted in his death…
The Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department Public Affairs Office has issued an official statement regarding the domestic dispute and single-car auto accident involving Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry and his fiance Loleini Tonga. Here is their full statement as well as the statement issued by Henry’s agent.
Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry has been involved in a serious auto accident after a domestic dispute with his fiance Loleini Tonga near Charlotte, North Carolina. According to KTPost.com there was a domestic dispute at a residence on Peachtree Road and that Tonga attempted to leave the scene in a pickup truck at which point Henry gave chase and got into the back of the truck. According to police, Henry’s injuries were sustained after falling from the back of the truck while Tonga was driving.
Not only can Jamie Jungers hook up with famous golfers and give hot tub interviews, she can also read from a computer screen! Check out this commercial she just made for the web site BidHere.com.
Tool Academy vet and world-renowned text message and voice mail collector Jaimee Grubbs decided to get a flash bulb tan last night in West Hollywood. Unpleasantly known in the world of Tiger Woods mistresses as “Number Two,” Jaimee seems to be embracing the spotlight that goes along with opening your heart and other things to really famous married people.
Rachel Uchitel’s “friends” are still spilling beans to gossip magazines, and one of them told US Weekly that Rachel is still receiving text messages from Tiger Woods trying to woo her: “Rachel said he told her he was going to leave his wife for her, that he needed to be with her.” This sounds preposterous,…
Puma knows an opportunity when they see one. Nike has been the first, and only so far, sponsor to promise fidelity to Tiger Woods despite his infidelity, and Puma is taking advantage of that PR misstep by reportedly offering a sponsorship to Tiger’s spurned wife, Elin Nordegren, according to TMZ. The company says Elin is…
Just like most of the world,
Christopher Robins had no idea
what was really going on.
Details are slowly emerging about Tiger Woods mistress number 15 thanks to her association with lawyer Gloria Allred. Radar Online reported that Allred had another Tiger mistress as a client last week, but her name wasn’t known until today.
That was quick! Julie Postle’s 15 minutes of fame lasted all of 15 minutes! 40-year-old Theresa is the oldest of Tiger’s transgressions and resides in Wellington, Florida. She reportedly had relations with Tiger before and after his marriage to Elin Nordegren.
The latest name on the Tiger Woods mistress list is 26-year-old model and former waitress at the Roxy Night Club in Orlando. 28-year-old Brian Kimbrough was a bartender at the Roxy when Julie was a waitress and tells The New York Post that he was dating her when she started her affair with Tiger Woods.
Click for more on the story and photos of Julie.
Cori Rist is the latest woman to give a major television interview about her relationship with Tiger Woods, and her story sounds very familiar. Like several others, her affair with Tiger lasted over two years, Cori thought she was the only woman in his life besides wife Elin and she claims to have received no money from Tiger during their relationship.
Watch the interview!
Tiger Woods’ statement last week about “transgressions” seemed a little too vague, but tonight he issued a statement that actually uses the term “infidelity.” In addition to asking for forgiveness he also announced that he would be taking a break from golf as his never-ending list of mistresses grows, and bleeds promotional partnerships. Read the complete statement!
Since my initial post on Tiger Woods mistress number 13 Loredana Jolie I’ve discovered a lot more info, so here’s a new post with a detailed bio and all sorts of new pics! (It helped figuring out her actual last name is Ferriolo. D’oh!)
As the long list of Tiger Woods mistresses continues to grow, the types of women showing up on the list seem to get a little less respectful. The list started out with former reality stars and Las Vegas hostesses, went on to a Perkins waitress and then a couple of adult film stars. Now, according to Hollywood madam Michelle Braun, it’s digressed to straight-up prostitutes.
Ain’t “fame” funny? You can take a group of normal, everyday hot-bodied women and sprinkle a little Tiger on them and PRESTO! Celebrity! Such is the case with Jamie Grubbs. Though she does have a bad reality show under her belt, it’s her dilly-dalliance with Tiger Woods that makes us care that she attended some…
This morning Jamie Jungers answered questions from Meredith Vieira about her relationship with Tiger Woods. She wore a fancy sparkly beauty spot near her eye for an extra dash of “class.” Jamie says she met Tiger in 2005 in at a Las Vegas nightclub when he asked a VIP host to send her over to…
Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow didn’t win any of the awards at the ESPNU College Football Awards in Lake Buena Vista, Florida Thursday night, but he still managed to garner some positive publicity with his date selection.
20-year-old Kelly Faughnan of Clifton, Virginia was diagnosed with a brain tumor just prior to Thanksgiving 2008 and underwent surgery in December. The huge Florida Gators fan was at Disney World this week and was hoping she would catch a glimpse of Tebow, who she knew would be in attendance at the awards show. According to NBC Sports, the couple met Wednesday and Tim Tebow made the decision to bring her to the College Football Awards as his date.
“I was really touched,” Tebow told NBC.
I was doing some Tiger Woods research (imagine that) when I ran across this image. At first I thought it was a Photoshop joke, but after looking into it I discovered it’s completely legit! Tiger and Snoop Dogg swapped places back in 2005 and Tiger supposedly recorded a couple rap tracks. Check out more photos from the event and see a starcasm exclusive glimpse into the future of Tiger the rap star!
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