Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren in “American Gothic”

The Starcasm Fine Art Collection is proud to present a revamped version of Grant “Tiger” Wood’s iconic 1930 painting “American Gothic” featuring the lovely Elin Nordegren and her husband Tiger Woods:

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren in American Gothic

Truly a modern Masterspiece! (I’m allotted one golf joke, right?)

In case you’ve been asleep since Thanksgiving, Tiger Woods crashed his 2009 Cadillac Escalade into his neighbor’s tree at 2:20 Friday morning. Initial reports stated that Tiger’s wife Elin saw that her husband was trapped in the locked SUV so she rushed into their home and retrieved a set of car keys golf club, which she used to bust out the back window and help Tiger out of the vehicle. Pretty heroic right?

But more details about the incident are slowly leaking to the press and it’s beginning to look like Elin was a lot more pretty than heroic. It now appears that the couple was having a dispute over an alleged affair Tiger was having with Rachel Uchitel and during the altercation Elin scratched Tiger’s face causing lacerations and bleeding. Tiger, who had been taking some heavy duty pain medication, left the home and attempted to drive away and Elin bashed in the window before Tiger drove off the road, over a fire hydrant and straight into a very larger and very immovable tree in his neighbor’s yard. (See photos of the accident HERE and listen to the neighbor’s 911 call HERE.)

CLICK HERE to find out more about Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren.

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