OK, Kalika Moquin has taken over the top spot in my list of favorite Tiger Woods mistress photos, surpassing Mindy Lawton’s immaculate “Waffle House Chic” pose!
But, before I get to Kalika holding a bunch of wieners let me start a completely unfounded rumor by suggesting the photo above was taken aboard Tiger Woods’ private jet. I’m completely pulling that out of nowhere. I don’t even know if Tiger has a private jet, and if he does it’s probably a lot bigger than that. I have no idea.
What I do know is that there ain’t much on this planet sexier than a woman with a platter full of hot dogs!
Oh I wish I were a Kalika Moquin Wiener
That is what I’d truly like to be
’cause if I were an Kalika Moquin Wiener
Every one would be in love with me!
If Kalika pitched her Tiger woo with a frankfurter spread like that I might have to give him a Mulligan for this particular dalliance. What red-blooded American male could resist that? It still doesn’t explain the other dozen or so mistresses that we know about, but shaving one stroke of his score couldn’t hurt!
Here’s some more Kalikatography including a great group shot with lots of potential Tiger mistresses in all kinds of sexy costumes!
In addition to taking over the top spot in the Tiger Woods mistress photo competition (as well as a special place in my stomach) with the hot dog picture, I think Kalika wins the “least trashy” award as well. Maybe a “most dignified” trophy would be a more pleasant but perhaps less accurate way of saying it. Plus, it’s really fun typing and saying “Kalika Moquin!”
Don’t miss our first Kalika Moquin photos post or our just-discovered video of mistress number four Jamie Jungers giving a hot tub interview wearing a bikini!
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