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Snooki selling her custom Cadillac Escalade on eBay

ByLindsay

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is selling her infamous black and pink 2011 Cadillac Escalade, but she’s not just driving it down to the local used car lot. The 25-year-old reality star (and mother of one) is ready to hand over the keys to the highest bidder — on eBay! So if you’re a Jersey Shore fan who wants to own a piece of reality television history, get your Paypal account juiced up because it’s going to cost you a pretty penny. (PLUS, see a photo of Snooki’s new whip!)

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Snooki wants leopard-print bridesmaid dresses

ByLindsay

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has been engaged to Jionni LaValle for nearly a year now, but their son’s birth in August delayed the wedding planning process a good bit. But now that Lorenzo is nearly 5 months old, this former Jersey Shore star is back to business and ready to get this show on the road — all while staying true to her self-proclaimed tacky style.

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PHOTO – Snooki explains the meaning behind her winged-leopard tattoo

ByStarcasm Staff

Snooki shared her new winged leopard tattoo on her new Celebuzz blog Monday. She says she got the tattoo last week in L.A. when she was there for the last Jersey Shore reunion ever! *tear* The tattoo artist was her favorite, Bryce Oprandi, at the The Martlet Tattoo.

Find out what it means

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VIDEO Snooki & JWoww season 2 trailer and premiere date revealed

ByLindsay

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Jenni “JWoww” Farley, along with the rest of the guidos and guidettes, will be saying goodbye to The Shore for the last time on next week’s episode of Jersey Shore. But luckily, fans will not be experiencing any shortage of the duo in the near future. Their spin-off, Snooki & JWoww, will be returning for a second season in less than one month. Keep reading to watch the Season 2 trailer, which includes footage of Snooki in the hospital as she gives birth to Lorenzo!

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Jersey Shore cast react to Hurricane Sandy devastation, to participate in “Restore the Shore” special

ByLindsay

The Jersey Shore cast may have said goodbye to the Shore after filming their sixth and last season there over the summer, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t just as devastated about the damage done there by Hurricane Sandy. In fact, they are planning on doing whatever they can to help rebuild.

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Snooki childhood photo

ByAsa Hawks

Looooooong before Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was a party hard no underwears chronic UTI sufferer on Jersey Shore, she was just a cute little girl living in Marlboro, New York. Perhaps because she recently became a mother herself, the 24-year-old reality star decided to share a childhood photo of herself with her Twitter followers yesterday along with the tweet, “My crazy ass as a kid.”

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Snooki reveals more photos of her son Lorenzo Dominic

ByLindsay

Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi gave birth to son Lorenzo Dominic LaValle on August 26 and now that the first exclusive photos have been revealed, she can finally post as many photos of her son to social media sites as she wants. In addition to showing off photos of Enzo, she also showed off her trim post-baby body.

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Snooki & JWoww’s neighbors get crappy gift bags in exchange for dealing with their antics

ByLindsay

Snooki & JWoww season 2 is in full effect. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Jenni “JWoww” Farley are all set up in Manchester, New Jersey, where they’ve found a single family home where they will reside for the next month and a half. As expected, the neighbors aren’t thrilled but 495 Productions is doing what they can to win them over — starting with gift bags.

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Jenelle Evans vs Snooki: Twitter feud leads to Jenelle being blocked!

ByLindsay

Jenelle Evans and Snooki have engaged in a bit of a Twitter feud! The Teen Mom 2 star called out Snooki earlier for allegedly not being willing to change diapers or do the dirty mommy duties and she quickly responded by releasing a statement of her own — and blocking Jenelle.

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Snooki nude photos allegedly leaked by ex-boyfriend, but which one?

ByLindsay

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was caught up in the middle of a nude photo scandal a few months ago and up until now, no one knew who had leaked the pics. Many thought it was Snooki’s most outspoken ex-boyfriend, Emilio Masella, who she met while filming Jersey Shore, but as it turns out he’s innocent but another one of her former lovers is alllegedly not.

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Snooki & JWoww Season 2 to begin filming next month in Morristown, NJ

ByLindsay

Snooki & JWoww may still be airing its first season, but there are already plans for the show’s second season. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Jenni “JWoww” Farley will take on a new town for season two, which begins filming next month, and fans are going to love what’s in store for them. We’re talking big things… huge even!

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TMI alert! Pregnant Snooki overshares about pregnant sex life with Jionni Lavalle! ‘The baby is probably horny ‘

ByLindsay

Snooki is never one to filter her words. She has a potty mouth and she’s not afraid to use it. Whether she’s shooting scenes for Jersey Shore or in live interview, she doesn’t hold back or alter who she is. In the latest issue of Us Weekly, she discusses her sex life with fiance Jionni Lavalle.

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Snooki reveals wedding plans! Will she be a pregnant bride?

ByLindsay

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi shocked the world when she annonced that she was expecting a baby with her boyfriend, Jionni Lavalle ( everyone wasn’t so shocked when she announced it because it had been already leaked by The New York Post. The couple had met while filming Jersey Shore season 3 and in addition to their baby news, they also revealed they would be getting married. The two found out about Snooki’s pregnancy shortly after New Year’s and Jionni proposed just a couple months later.

Fans couldn’t believe that the hard-partying, panty-flashing guidette would settle down at the ripe age of 24, but she had always said she wanted to find her gorilla and make little guido and giudette babies! Now that Snooki’s got her gorilla and is engaged, will we see her as a pregnant bride?

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Find out how many millions the entire cast of Jersey Shore makes

ByLindsay

The Jersey Shore stars’ salaries have always been a topic up for debate. These kids seem to have it made! They get to go on vacation a few times a year and party with friends for a couple months at a time. Most people have to pay for vacations, not the other way around!

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PHOTOS Snooki Wild Cherry Soda by Rocket Fizz

ByAsa Hawks

Are you such a big Snooki fan that you’ve found yourself saying out loud, “Ooooooo, I could just drink her up!” Well, now you can thanks to Rocket Fizz Soda Pop and Candy Shops. I introduce to you: “Snooki Wild Cherry Soda!” (To be honest, I’m rather surprised Snooki was the first Jersey Shore cast member to come out with her own soda pop – Sammi Sweetheart Gian-Cola seemed like a natural!) Keep reading for the sketchy deets on Snooki’s drank, as well as her new novel due out Tuesday!

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PHOTOS Snooki practices being a mom with a fake baby

ByDarren O

Anything and everything is a photo op for the denizens of Jersey Shore and this was apparent for the forthcoming parent Snooki as she was photographed strolling around a doll with JWoww. Yes. GTL BFFs Snooki and JWoww were seen out and about around Jersey City each in possession of a baby doll. The fake mommies purchased strollers for their fake babies and went as far as to buy clothing for their little not real ones. See photographic proof of this silliness and then caption a photo with your best GT(one)L-iner!

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Photos: Pregnant Snooki and Jwoww play with dolphins in Cancun

ByStarcasm Staff

Snooki may be expecting a baby and therefore has to abandon the booze, but that’s not stopping her from partying on Spring Break with her BFF and Jersey Shore spin-off co-star Jenni Jwoww Farley (their new show is reportedly titled “Snooki & JWoww Versus the World” SPOILER ALERT: The world loses.)

She’s been relaxing in Cancun with Jwoww, and while Jwoww has been enjoying her cocktails, they found something they can both do together: play with dolphins!

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Snooki admits she’s pregnant and engaged exclusively to US Weekly; freaked out about drinking during first trimester

ByStarcasm Staff

The New York Post‘s report about Snooki lying about not being pregnant was dead-on. She reveals her baby bump on the cover of US Weekly this week, and admits that she’s pregnant and engaged (click here to see Snooki sporting her engagement ring!)

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PHOTOS Snooki engaged, shows off engagement ring

ByAsa Hawks

It appears as though Jersey Shore is going to have a shotgun wedding! Numerous sources are reporting that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s boyfriend Jionni LaValle has popped the question, which Snooki seemed to verify herself by flaunting a big diamond ring on her finger while out and about in Jersey City earlier today.

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Snooki’s ex Emilio Masella wants her to miscarry her baby, says Vinny could be the father

ByStarcasm Staff

This is harsh.

Snooki’s ex-boyfriend Emilio Masella, who recently appeared on an episode of Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers entitled “You’re Not a Reality Star, So Get a Job” with his frustrated mother, is saying some hurtful things about the pint-sized guidette’s pregnancy news.

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The New York Post says Snooki was lying about not being pregnant; she’s reportedly three months along

ByStarcasm Staff

Remember when Star Magazine and it’s website Radar Online broke the news that Snooki was pregnant around the end of, and then she denied it for days during a media blitz?

Well, according to a New York Post headline today “Snooki lied — she’s preggers.”

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Snooki states she’s bi, drops Jersey Shore quote of the day

ByDarren O

Snooki and JWoww are hittin’ the press circuit gearing up for their spin-off show on MTV. The tall and short guidettes have an undeniably entertaining chemistry and they seem to have a bottomless well of reality quote gold. The ladies from down along the shore discussed everything from sexuality, feminism, misconceptions and The Situation’s sexual orientation in a recent interview. In the middle of the fun read Snooki did what Snook-Snook does and dropped a fantabulous quote about her sexual preferences. Read on for a good one from Nicole and find out who JWoww and her gal-palzoni would most like to emulate in regards to their career.

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Snooki smushes pregnancy rumors, takes it as a shot at her weight

ByDarren O

It didn’t take long for Snooki to deny the pregnancy rumors that were stirred up by Radar via Star Magazine. As we previously reported they were citing “insider sources” who claimed that she was hiding a secret pregnancy with boyfriend Jionni LaValle. Read what she had to say and how she turned the whole thing into an issue about weight.

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Snooki is reportedly pregnant with boyfriend Jionni LaValle’s baby, according to Star Magazine

ByStarcasm Staff

Snooki is reportedly expecting a little Snooki-wooki with long-time boyfriend Jionni LaValle.

Star‘s website partner Radar Online says a source told them “She is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and some family,” but she has “been telling people that she has a big announcement coming.”

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How did Snooki get her nickname?

ByStarcasm Staff

Jersey Shore star Snooki has become a household name thanks to her unabashed over-the-top antics, style and personality. But how did a middle school aged Nicole Polizzi from Marlboro, New York suddenly become Snooki? Keep reading to watch a video clip of Snooki explaining the origins of her moniker and see photos of the original Snooki! (Actually Snookie the cootchie crook.)

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PHOTOS Snooki without makeup and Snooki without makeup Snookified!

ByAsa Hawks

See a mind-blowing photo of Jersey Shore star Snooki completely without makeup and then put your brain back together with the very same photo run through the “Snookify Me” app. (Seriously – the makeupless Snooki is downright exotically gorgeous don’t ya think?!?)

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VIDEO Jersey Shore’s The Unit blasts Snooki

ByDarren O

Last night the world, or at least the millions of peeps who tuned into the season 5 premiere of Jersey Shore, got introduced to The Situation’s Guido-BFF, The Unit. His big splash other than being a mix between Mike and Pauly D with the curly blow-out was getting into it with Snooki. Well The Unit ran in to the paps probably not by accident and had a few choice words for Snooki and then bragged on himself. Ahhhhhh, he should fit in just fine.

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Slimmed down Snooki wants uplifting breasts like JWoww

ByDarren O

By that header I am sure you’re already prepared for the most important news story of all time. Well here it comes! Jersey Shore’s Snooki is ready for breast augmentation surgery so her Jersey twins can be “uplifting” like her reality gal-pal JWoww. Read on for the deets as to why, which atcually has nothing to do with being larger.

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VIDEO Jersey Shore reclaims America with season 5 ‘Official Trailer’

ByDarren O

Jersey Shore has unleashed the trailer for season 5 as our guidos and guidettes get back to GTL, drinking, fighting and catching crabs! Check it out as we’re reminded in a wind storm of Jerseylicious footage why we love or love to hate our Seaside Heights crew so damn much!

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PHOTOS Who wouldn’t want Jersey Shore on their Christmas tree?

ByDarren O

Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree how lovely are your guidos…

The Home Shopping Network rolled out the Seaside Heights red carpet for author and Jersey Shore reality star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and it was a tremendous success. The vertically challenged sensei of GTL sold items like they were going out of the style they were never in. As a special holiday treat Snooki and HSN teamed up with Kurt S. Adler to reveal a limited Jersey Shore ornament collection. Check out Snooki, Pauly D and The Situation as limb danglers here!

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Snooki drunk during Jersey Shore reunion special, The Situation maintains she cheated on Jionni with him

ByStarcasm Staff

Apparently during the taping of this season’s reunion special Snooki was drunk and slurring her words at 11 a.m. She was angry at The Situation over his continued claims that she cheated on Jionni with him, and reportedly was heard on the mike asking producers backstage to get her a drink. She was reportedly denied the drink until shooting finished.

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VIDEO Anderson Cooper gives Snooki props, reads from her first book

ByDarren O

Anderson Cooper has a history with Jersey Shore’s Snooki and it isn’t pretty. He’s taken advantage of the reality star by poking fun of her novel A Shore Thing. While Cooper has postured a position of holier than thou he has now conceded to Nicole Polizzi’s literary skills after discovering that she has signed a second book deal which, as he points out, is one more than him. See his video surrender as he reads from portions of Snooki’s novel.

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Snooki pulls a Hailey Glassman; makes love to a potted tree

ByStarcasm Staff

It seems so long ago, but just a couple of years back we were introduced to reality dad Jon Gosselin’s rebound girlfriend Hailey Glassman, and this photo surfaced of his new love passed out on a potted plant.

Now Snooki, who is deep in the bowels of Seaside Heights, a particularly meaningless and chaotic world, has also been intimate with potted vegetation while inebriated (“potted” is the key word here, most drunk people have found solace in somebody’s expertly pruned shrubs at some point in their party career.)

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Snooki and ex Jionni LaValle kiss and hold hands in Seaside Heights, are they dating again?

ByStarcasm Staff

In early June Snooki reportedly broke up with boyfriend of eight months Jionni LaValle while taping in Florence, Italy. Now, back in Seaside Heights, they’re kissing and holding hands on the boardwalk. Which means . . they’re probably back together, if they ever really were broken up to begin with.

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore girls Snooki, JWoww, Sammi and Deena leave for Italy

ByAsa Hawks

Guidette party girls Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Deena Nicole Cortese left the country earlier today to begin filming on Season 4 of Jersey Shore in Florence, Italy. The four grand, tanned and unmanned brunettes were photographed at Newark Airport with a wide array of animal print accessories including luggage and… animals?!?

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PHOTOS: How did Snooki lose weight?

ByStarcasm Staff

Just a few pounds make a big difference on pint-sized Jersey Shore caricature Snooki Polizzi. During her wildly popular run on the first three seasons of MTV’s Jersey Shore, Snooki, who struggled with an eating disorder in high school, carried a few extra pounds. The lifestyle featured on the show, boozing and lounging,didn’t exactly help…

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Rutgers students plea for Bruce Springsteen to counteract Snooki

ByDarren O

Some motivated students at Rutgers University in New Jersey are looking to erase the stain of the $32,000 appearance of Jersey Shore reality star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi by petitioning state legend Bruce Springsteen to play on campus. Read their heart-felt mission statement then check out my list of Snooki-inspired Springsteen songs that he could perform if he showed!

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VIDEO – Snooki is a cartwheelin’ Wrestlingmaniac!

ByStarcasm Staff

Being shameless has helped our favorite Jersey Shore personality Snooki achieve dizzying levels of fame and success for doing little else but being shameless. Even after the Jersey Shore glittery spray tan fades (and the zeitgeist seems to suggest it already has,) Snooki will find a way to survive in luxury with nothing but her…

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VIDEO Snooki’s publicist vs. Bill O’Reilly’s producer

ByDarren O

These are strange media times we’re living in and I have a wonderful example of this via a video clip from The O’Reilly Factor. Watch as Bill O’Reilly’s publicist attempts to barge in on a Snooki book signing but gets headed off at the pass by the Jersey Shore reality star’s publicist. Middle men and women of the world unite!

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Does Snooki need rehab for her drinking problem?

ByStarcasm Staff

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzo is a charming little fireball who took the world by storm with her guido and guidette friends on MTV’s Jersey Shore last year. They became pop culture icons for their over-the-top personalities, penchant for alcohol binges and the indiscriminate sexual activity that can accompany it. Most people who have been to college,…

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PHOTO – Jersey Shore’s Snooki Polizzi inside a Seaside Heights ball drop for 2011

ByStarcasm Staff

2011 will not only be brought in with a Wig Drop at Andy Cohen’s Bravo clubhouse, but MTV is bringing in the New Year with a Snooki Drop! Snooki was originally supposed to be in the ball at Times Square, but got denied by the Times Square Alliance, so they moved the party to Seaside…

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Snooki loves to drink coffee and read books at Barnes and Noble

ByStarcasm Staff

The Jersey Shore cast appeared on Ellen today to dispel rumors that they are less than erudite. Snooki explained: “I’ll go to frickin’ Barnes & Nobles, get a coffee and just sit down and read. No one would ever think that.” It’s true, Snooks, that no one would think that, but that’s just because you’ve…

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore cast at the 2010 MTV VMAs Snooki, Jwoww, The Situation, Pauly D…

ByAsa Hawks

You can no longer have an MTV event without the network’s Guido and Guidette darlings making an appearance, and the 2010 Video Music Awards was no exception as the entire cast of Jersey Shore Season 3 stormed the red white carpet in all their formal Jerseylicious glory! See photos of all eight as well as their impregnating hot tub party with Chelsea Handler!

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VIDEO – Did Emilio cheat on Snooki, Snooki cheat on Emilio, or both?

ByStarcasm Staff

Snooki found her dream guido this spring, but just for a minute. It seems like before we knew she was snookin’ up with juicehead Emilio Masella, it was over. Via Facebook. So what happened? Who cheated on who? Recently we saw Snooki sleep in the same bed with Vinny on Jersey Shore in Miami while…

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Snooki’s new beau Jeff Miranda auditioned for Jersey Shore!

ByStarcasm Staff

Despite Snooki’s new boy’s protestations that he isn’t into Snooki for the fame, the evidence is mounting against him. One of his friends has already ratted him out for “wanting to be a star” and posing as a guido to bag Snooki, but now Jeff Miranda has admitted to auditioning for Jersey Shore! Not only…

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Seaside Heights Mayor Ken Hershey is excited about all the publicity Snooki’s arrest generated

ByStarcasm Staff

Snooki may have put up a fight during her arrest for drunk and disorderly conduct Friday, but she should have been celebrating it like the Mayor of Seaside Heights, NJ. Publicity 101 tells you that a well-timed arrest for something like disorderly conduct can sky-rocket your fame and the viewership of your cable show to…