PHOTOS – Jersey Shore’s Snooki and Jwoww pretend to make out

Jersey Shore‘s cuties tried to ramp up their ratings with a little Cinco De Mayo lime-swapping action.

Snooki and Jwoww took some time off from bustin’ a$$ and shopping at Ed Hardy to guzzle margaritas the size of their heads (or in Snooki’s case, body) and then pretend to make out.

We can all thank the Mexican Army for defeating the French army at the 1862 Battle of Pueblo so we can hammered and eat queso dip each year on the fifth of May at our favorite Mexican restaurant. All because of that victorious day straight girls everywhere eat limes out of each other’s mouths and cleavage before passing out in front of the karaoke machine.

Bonus Pic of Snookers going home with some random bottle of Corona. Take that Emilia Masella!

The Kids Of The Jersey Shore Celebrate Cinco De Mayo!

Privacy Preference Center

Close your account?

Your account will be closed and all data will be permanently deleted and cannot be recovered. Are you sure?