Slimmed down Snooki wants uplifting breasts like JWoww

Snooki with wild shoes

By that header I am sure you’re already prepared for the most important news story of all time. Well here it comes! Jersey Shore’s Snooki is ready for breast augmentation surgery so her Jersey twins can be “uplifting” like her reality gal-pal JWoww.

Feel free to use that last line for your upcoming thesis paper. Yes, the slimmed down Snooki, who attributes her new figure to exercise and lots and lots and lots and lots less drankin’, informed E about her plans to get her surgery on with JWoww’s doc.

She told Marc Malkin during a guidette drive-by that she hopes to get the augmentation done in the next couple of months.

“They’re a good size now, but I want them like this when I’m not wearing a bra.” she said, cupping and lifting her chest up.

Snooki and JWoww are set to get their own spin-off show on MTV and like the shore-sistas they are JWoww was right there to have her pint-sized girl’s back. Or should I say front?

“I’m definitely taking her to my doctor. I’ll go in and get mine redone to make her feel better.”

Ethel feels ya girls and she’s also got some advice on the dawgs those puppies will attract:

I’m so grateful for our Jersey Shore peeps keepin’ it real about not keeping ’em real.

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