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Conan reveals ‘provisions’ in the $45 million NBC settlement – [VIDEO]

Conan filmed his next-to-last show as host of The Tonight Show and he still kept the jokes rolling while revealing that he’s taking all this in stride. Conan said of the change: “Obviously this was not our first choice, but I’m determined to make the best of this situation.” Truthfully, this whole mess has inspired…

VIDEO, PHOTOS – Relive Jim and Pam’s first romantic kiss with NBC website

Some people are a little bored with the realistic love story between The Office’s Jim and Pam, known affectionately by their fans as “Jam,” but others, like the Starcasm team, have fallen in love with these two adorable everypeople. Tonight’s new Office (January 21, 2010) is a clip show, which is kind of blah, but…

Watch Online Real World Washington D.C. Episode 4 “The Princess and the Panda”

Washington, D.C. means Washington Drama Continues for the eight cast members of the capital city installation of The Real World! In the latest episode “The Princess and the Panda” Ashley reveals that she has a history of issues with her mother, Ashley and Mike continue fighting as the guys accidentally wind up at a gay sports bar, Andrew takes a class in Manners 101 from the girls, a game of “Never Have I Ever” lights a fuse, Andrew can’t seal the deal then visits the spooning zone before partying too hard and then Ashley and Mike continue their version of flirting for the rest of the episode.

All that and more in under 42 minutes! Don’t believe it? Watch it for yourself!

PHOTO – Octomom Nadya Suleman before and after slim new bikini body

Octomom Nadya Suleman once carried eight babies in that flat belly. Scroll to the bottom of this post to see what she looked like when she was ready to pop with the octuplets. It’s difficult to buy the claims that she hasn’t had had skin tucks or liposuction, because really, her skin expanded to an…

John Mayer explains break-up with Jennifer Aniston, and reveals why he’s a jerk

According to John Mayer’s interview with Rolling Stone he makes music as a side project to fund his obsessive jerk-off sessions and his search for the world’s most beautiful vagina. Unfortunately Jennifer Aniston didn’t make the cut in that category, and John’s sorry, a little bit. Here’s his full take on the matter: “I’m the…

Legendary Charlie Daniels Recovering From Stroke

Legendary 73-year-old country / southern rock music star Charlie Daniels is recovering after suffering a mild stroke on Friday. The musician who is most noted for his hit record, “The Devil Went Down to Georgia,” was snowmobiling by his home in Colorado when he fell ill and was rushed to a nearby hospital.

Read the details and watch Charlie D gittin’ down on the fiddle!

Latin Sensation Debi Nova Set to Release Luna Nueva! Listen to single ‘Drummer Boy’

Starcasm has received notification that the multitalented Costa Rican sensation Debi Nova is planning her debut release, Lune Nueva, in the spring. The anticipation is high for this six-time Grammy nominated artist. From what we can see and hear it certainly seems like the anticipation is warranted!

Click for a little background info on Debi and hear her new single “Drummer Boy!”

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PHOTO Tiger Woods sighting!

Radar Online has the first picture of golfer Tiger Woods to surface since the day after Thanksgiving when he smashed his SUV into a tree and a whole bunch of mistresses fell out! It’s a blurry photo taken of Tiger at a sexual addiction clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. The golfer is seen in shorts and a tee shirt with a hat and a hoodie sweatshirt over his head. He appears to be drinking a large cup of Cheaterade.

The prize goes to The National Enquirer, who were the ones who broke the first Tiger Woods mistress story with their expose on Rachel Uchitel. The latest issue of the magazine has multiple Tiger photos and an article detailing his day-to-day life after enrolling in the Gentle Path program, part of Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services.

But don’t think for a second we’re going to allow The National Enquirer to show us up! We have a crack team of investigative reporters as well and we have our own Tiger Woods photograph! Click to see history in the making!

PHOTOS – Sao Paulo, Brazil Fashion Week 2010: Samuel Cirnansck show features tables and lampshades

You need a shot of bourbon, two hits of acid, and some of that peyote sh*t to truly experience Sao Paulo fashion week. This stuff is nuts. One of the surreal highlights was the Tim Burton meets Disney’s Beauty and the Beast spectacle put on by designer Samuel Cirnansck. Cirnansck took the notion of women…

PHOTOS – Mischa Barton is a hooker . . . on Law & Order

There aren’t many things that would be considered a step down from starring in The CW’s “canceled after two episodes” The Beautiful Life, but I suppose some would consider the world’s oldest profession one of them. Despite whispers that she spent all her money on crack and is so troubled and unreliable she makes Lindsay…

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VIDEO – Hilarious Chinese CGI Conan vs. Leno Late Night Wars reenactment from the same people who did the Tiger Woods reenactment

Yet again, Chinese television has outdone itself reenacting a scandal that’s transfixing the United States. From the same talented people who brought us the Tiger Woods CGI reenactment, we now have a computerized version of the 2010 NBC Tonight Show shake-up that forsakes all frivolities and gets right to the heart of the matter. If…

Did Heidi Montag’s surgeon go too far? Dr. Frank Ryan battling two malpractice suits

According to Radaronline, Dr. Frank Ryan, the surgeon who performed 10 plastic surgery procedures on Heidi Montag in one day, has been sued by two different women for malpractice. Jennifer Michael sued Dr. Ryan and settled for an undisclosed amount after she suffered injuries that will result in some permanent disability…including a diminished quality of…

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VIDEO – Watch CNN’s Anderson Cooper rescue injured Haitian boy

Anderson Cooper isn’t just a silver fox, he’s a real CNN Hero! He was reporting on the ground in Haiti when a dangerous fight brought out among Haitian youth looting a building. The boys started throwing rocks and concrete, and when one boy got struck in the head Anderson dragged him out of the milieu….

John Travolta is flying medics and volunteer Scientology ministers to Haiti

John Travolta, a licensed pilot himself, has arranged for a plane to bring Scientology volunteer ministers, and medics to Haiti. He told Entertainment Tonight at Australia Week’s LA Black Tie Dinner. He commented: “”I have arranged for a plane to take down some volunteer ministers and some supplies and some medics. My church [Scientology] has…

MusiCares to Honor Neil Young as 2010 Person of the Year – Plus list of past honorees

Two days before the 52nd annual Grammy Awards an impressive lists of artists will honor Neil Young, as he becomes the MusiCares Person of the Year honoree.  This will mark the 20th anniversary of the event. The Person of the Year award is based on an artist’s career musical and humanitarian contributions. According to GRAMMY.com…

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About Ke$ha: A bio/profile of ‘Tik Tok’ pop sensation Kesha Rose Sebert

Ke$ha’s feelin’ more like P.Diddy than P.Diddy is right now because you can’t do anything without hearing Ke$ha’s smash hit “Tik Tok.” Her messy hair and surly singing voice have invaded our lives so deeply we can’t help but sing about Ke$ha’s questionable lifestyle choices like brushing her teeth with liquor and picking up men…

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VIDEO – General Larry Platt performs “Pants on the Ground” on The View – Plus full lyrics and pic of Larry Platt with Martin Luther King!

It’s a good thing that General Larry Platt of “Pants on the Ground” fame didn’t get picked for American Idol, because he’s bigger than that. To kick off his inevitable World Tour 2010, General Platt stopped by The View Monday (January 18) to give a full rendition of “Pants on the Ground.” Thanks to Simon…

VIDEO – 2010 Golden Globe winner Chloe Sevigny rips ruffled Valentino dress on stage

The look on Chloe Sevigny’s umbrella holder guy says it all. Chloe Sevigny won a Golden Globe tonight for playing a sour fundamentalist polygamist Mormon who lies and complains all the time on HBO’s Big Love. In movies, she usually plays quiet girls with a seductive mystery, but none of them come close to the…

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2004 VIDEO: Jay Leno five years ago on future of the ‘The Tonight Show’: “Conan, take it over, it’s yours”

In 2004 Jay Leno felt it was necessary to address the then recent disclosure that he would be handing over The Tonight Show reins to Conan O’Brien in 2009. Leno wanted his audience to understand his conviction as it pertained to this important changing of the guards.

Here’s the last thing he says:

“Because you know when I took this show over, boy there was a lot of animosity between me and Dave and who’s gonna get it, and quite frankly, a lot of … good friendships were permanently damaged. And I don’t want to see anybody ever have to go through that again. Cause this show is like a Dynasty. You hold it, and then you hand it off to the next person. And I don’t want to see all the fighting and all the ‘who’s better?’ and nasty things back and forth in the press so right now, here it is, Conan, it’s yours, see you in 4 years buddy!”

See the video of the full announcement and read the complete transcription!

VIDEO – Listen to Jeff Bridges and Ryan Bingham sing “The Weary Kind” – Golden Globe winning original song from ‘Crazy Heart’

Here’s Jeff Bridges singing the Golden Globe winning original song from a motion picture, “The Weary Kind,” from Crazy Heart. “The Weary Kind” was written by Ryan Bingham for Jeff Bridges to play a depressed, alcoholic, past-his-prime country singer, and it lives up to that in the best kind of way. PLUS bonus is a…

67th GOLDEN GLOBE 2010 RED CARPET PHOTOS Chace Crawford

The first dude to be highlighted in our 67th Annual Golden Globe red carpet coverage is the always hunktastic Chace Crawford who was wearing an all black suit with a thin black tie and matching black 3 o’clock shadow. A testament to Chace’s undeniable charm is the fact that he is one of the few males photographers bother taking a full body photo of. So, enjoy drinking the entire glass of the tall drink of water that is Chace Crawford!

67th Annual Golden Globe 2010 winners – Avatar, The Hangover take best motion picture wins

Full list of 67th Annual Golden Globe winners as they happen. For full list of nominees (and to check Starcasm’s predictions), click here. Cecil B. DeMille Award: Martin Scorsese Best Performance by an Actress In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture: WINNER: Mo’Nique – Precious Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series…

Precious star Mo’Nique wins Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture –

Congratulations Mo! Starcasm’s choice for Best Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture, Mo’Nique, received the first Golden Globe of the evening for her role as a terrifying and monstrous mother in Precious! Precious is a truly life-changing movie, and it’ll be worth every second of your time to watch Mo’Nique in her…

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PHOTOS The Jersey Shore cast invades Venice, Italy?

Reminiscent of Michael Corlione’s return to Sicily in The Godfather, the entire cast of MTV’s controversial show Jersey Shore returned to their Guido homeland of Italy Saturday.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “DJ Pauly D” Delvecchio, Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, Ronnie Magrow, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Vinny Guadaguino and even Angelina Pivarnik posed for photographers and even took some photos of their own as they strolled the streets of Venice January 16. In honor of the return of their Prodigal sons and daughters the Italians have replaced Michelangelo’s David with the superior abs of The Situation!

See Michel “The Situation” Angelo and the rest of the cast as they become the latest group to invade Italy with ease!

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VIDEO – The Jersey Shore kids spoof themselves: The day Snooki, The Situation, and DJ Pauly D became self-aware

Exisituationism – When a young person who exhibits d-bag type qualities gains a sense of self-awareness and understanding of the absurdity of their identity, but continues activities as normal once their realize their role is an essential distraction in a fragile and disaster-wrought world. Video of existituationism in action: The REAL Situation (Feat. MTV Jersey…

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VIDEO – The Meryl Streep/Sandra Bullock kiss: Leading ladies lock lips onstage at 2010 Critic’s Choice Awards

2009 was a fantastic year for Meryl Streep: she got props for playing a stuffy and repressed nun in Doubt, got even bigger attention for her lighthearted roles in Julie & Julia and It’s Complicated, and shown brightly as a role model for women everyone to age gracefully and joyfully, but it’s been an even…

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Jon Gosselin reportedly living with new girlfriend Morgan Christie because he’s too broke to pay rent, bills, and legal fees

Jon Gosselin, who was working his infamy like a hooker with DDD’s this summer (and giving Michael Lohan a cut), is now jobless and almost homeless after TLC put the kibosh on his media appearances because of contractual obligations and he suffered a major blow-out with his rebound flame Hailey Glassman. But things always work…

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Real Housewife Teresa Guidice’s husband, Giuseppe ‘Joe’ Guidice, arrested for DWI, arrest warrant after running into a telephone pole

Juicy Guiseppe ‘Joe’ Guidice was out livin’ it up with his wife Teresa, some of the NJ Housewife cast members, and Tamra Barney before he smashed his car into a telephone poll early Thursday morning (January 14). He was taken to Morristown Memorial Hospital for medical treatment and they found his blood alcohol to be…

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VIDEO – Jack McBrayer, in character as ’30 Rock’ page Kenneth Parcell, slams NBC on ‘The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien”

January 13 was another sassy night during the last days of The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien. Conan, who is punchy from all the , opened with “I’m Conan O’Brien and I’ve been practicing the phrase ‘Who ordered the mocha-cappucino grande?’” But one of the best parts of the night was when Jack McBrayer stopped…

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VIDEO – The internet is on Team Conan: Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube abound with support for CoCo

Conan O’Brien will air his last show January 22, a source tells PEOPLE (via PopEater), which will give him a full week to think of new and funnier ways to humiliate NBC on air. Meanwhile, CoCo’s fans, including Starcasm.net, are rallying behind him online via Facebook and Twitter using a political-style poster image created by…

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VIDEO – What does David Letterman think of the Leno-Conan NBC television debacle?

These NBC Late Night wars have everyone stirred up. Tonight Conan let loose on NBC during his monologue, and David Letterman devoted a segment to “coalescing his thoughts on the NBC television debacle.” Letterman is enjoying the NBC mess because he was once caught up in a similar late night war at NBC that ended…

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VIDEO – In what may be his last ‘Tonight Show’ episode, Conan O’Brien’s January 12 monologue unabashedly bashes NBC

Conan O’Brien released a statement today saying that he refuses to stay with “The Tonight Show” if it’s moved to a 12:05 a.m. time slot, because really, that wouldn’t make it the “The Tonight Show” anymore, and would lead to the destruction of the show as an institution started by Johnny Carson. Also, he’s justifiably…

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LuAnn deLesseps wants to be the next Kim Zolciak; records a dance single “Money Can’t Buy Class”

Kim Zolciak needs to buy herself an extra fancy bottle of wine tonight and a new skin-tight dress to celebrate, because all the Real Housewives want to be her, including New York Mistress of Decorum LuAnn deLesseps. LuAnn, who literally wrote the book on class, recently admitted that she’s already written and recorded a dance…

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Gretchen Rossi is a singer now, releases single “Nothing Without You” for Jeff Bietzel

Gretchen Rossi has miserably failed to walk in Kim Zolciak’s fabulous glitter heels by recording a syrupy single, “Nothing Without You,” and quietly releasing it on amazon. Rossi’s song isn’t going to make any itunes hits, or have drunk drag queens dance to it in the club for many reasons. The first reason is that…

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Tila Tequila and Casey Johnson engagement video may be fake; staged by ‘Girls Gone Wild’ creator Joe Francis

Is Joe Francis behind Tila Tequila’s public engagement to the late Casey Johnson? Insiders who spoke to the NY Daily News think so. These anonymous sources say Francis (dubbed “Douche of the Decade” by Gawker) was financing a website for Tila Tequila and masterminded the bizarre uStream video where Tila and Casey announced their engagement…

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Did Tamra Barney really cheat on Simon?

UPDATE Feb. 8, 2010 – Tamra Barney is now dating Simon’s friend Eddie Judge We’ll have to wait until Thursday to watch Tamra publicly take questions about her divorce and infidelity allegations from Simon on Bravo’s Watch What Happens, but in the meantime she’s posted on her Facebook page that all allegations are false. Tamras …

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Simon Barney blogged about Tamra hours before filing for divorce

Just about four hours before Simon Barney filed for divorce from his RHOC wife Tamra Barney, he wrote a long blog post for Bravo addressing the lastest Real Housewives episode, which featured Tamra telling her mother that they were headed towards divorce. In this blog, he continued his obsessive use of the possessive phrase “my…

Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle engaged to Katie McLaughlin, admits to gaining 40 pounds

Photo: Flynet Pictures Subway’s Jared Fogle proposed to teacher Katie McLaughlin in November, People reports (via PopEater.) 32-year-old Fogle and 30-year-old McLaughlin have been dating for a year, and Fogle gushed about how “wonderful, caring, and supportive” she is. It’s been about a month since Jared Fogle resurfaced at an airport looking a little heftier…

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Angelina Jolie and Kelly Gray replaced by Jack White’s wife, Karen Elson, in St. John’s ad campaign

Angelina got fired from a St. John ad campaign for being too famous, and is being replaced by the Karen Elson, wife of rocker Jack White who sports a mane of shocking red hair. Also gone from St. John’? Blonde-haired daughter of St. John founder Marie Gray, Kelly Gray, St. John CEO Glenn McMahon tells…

PHOTO – Kate Gosselin’s hair gets a weave makeover on People cover

Since Jon and Kate Plus 8 went off the airwaves together, and Jon Gosselin was banned from talking to the media, Kate Gosselin’s been laying low trying to ink dating show deals and growing out her hair. She started having withdrawals from all the lack of attention, so she apparently ransacked Britney Spear’s dumpster for…

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Jasmine Lennard, Casey Johnson’s ex-girlfriend and grand theft victim, attacks Tila Tequila via Twitter, gossip rags

A few weeks ago Jasmine Lennard was in the headlines after reported ex-girlfriend Casey Johnson broke into Lennard’s home, used her vibrator, and allegedly stole jewelry and clothing. Casey was facing a sentence of one year in prison for the break-in, and was having a melt-down on uStream and red carpets with ‘fiance’ Tila Tequila….

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PHOTOS – Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie arrive at Nicky Hilton’s house to remember/mourn childhood friend Casey Johnson

Casey Johnson grew up in a New York fairytale life, palling around with fellow rich girls Paris and Nicky Hilton, Nicole Richie, Bioux Phillips, Lindsay Lohan, and scores of others. She was even offered a role in Paris Hilton’s MTV show The Simple Life which helped rocket her and Nicole Richie into the national spotlight. Casey…

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘best friend’ Patrick “Pootie” Aufdenkamp allegedly steals her clothing line

You just can’t trust people in silly hats named Pootie. Within days of WWD publishing sketches of Lindsay Lohan’s expanded legging line 6129, Lindsay is claiming a dude named “Pootie,” who’s been following her around for years plans, to launch a clothing line this February based on her designs. Lindsay told US Weekly that Patrick…

PHOTOS – Usher always looks like he’s in a music video

Usher Raymond IV is always ready for his closeup. The R&B artist recently named Billboard’s #2 artist of the decade was spotted zipping around St. Bart in his Mini Cooper Saturday looking like a vision from a music video. The beaming singer didn’t seem to be too bummed about his receent album leak; he seemed…

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How did Casey Johnson die? Diabetes and/or prescription drugs may have played a role

Socialite Casey Johnson, most recently in the news for her reported engagement to Tila Tequila, was found dead in her L.A. home January 4, 2010. She was only 30 years old. When she was found, she had been dead for several days and had not been heard from since December 29, 2009. Toxicology results will…

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Tila Tequila tweets that ‘wife’ Casey Johnson is in a coma after news outlets report she has died

Soon after multiple news outlets reported the death of Johnson and Johnson heiress Casey Johnson, Tila Tequila, Johnson’s reported fiancee, tweeted about her death: “Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family.” Thirty minutes…

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30-year-old socialite Casey Johnson, ‘fiance’ of Tila Tequila, J&J heiress and daughter of New York Jets owner Woody Johnson found dead in L.A.

Casey Johnson, who’s recently been in the headlines for being engaged to Tila Tequila, and trying to regain custody of her adopted daughter Ava, has passed away in L.A. of undetermined causes. TMZ reports that her body was found this morning, and Tila Tequila had not heard from Casey since the 28th, when she left…

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PHOTOS – Snooki really is the new Kim Kardashian – Snooks dresses up like KimK for Life & Style makeover shoot

Okay, so Kim Kardashian is prettier, but Snooks has a little somethin’ too that goes way beyond her poof and bronzer. At starcasm, we already noted that there was some kind of cosmic connection between Snickers and KimK, and Life & Style agreed, giving Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi soft waves in her long hair and dressing…

PHOTO – Tiger Woods’ bare-chested Annie Leibovitz pic covers Vanity Fair

Vanity Fair just happened to have some shirtless Tiger Woods photos taken by Annie Leibovitz in their back pocket, and now’s a prime time to unleash them. Starting next Tuesday you can check out a whole slew of them at the newstand or your mailbox when their Feb. 2010 issue comes out, but for now…

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The Bachelor Season 14: Are two of Jake Pavelka’s bachelorettes lesbians?

Was Ali’s walk-out planned? Season 14 of The Bachelor kicks off tonight with sexy pilot Jake Pavelka, and there might be a little scandal in the works right off the bat. After 14 seasons, The Bachelor is finally learning how to score viewers. These past few seasons of building the brands (including The Bachelorette) through…

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AUDIO – Listen to new leaked Michael Jackson track “Another Day,” a duet with Lenny Kravitz

In a June 2009 with Spinner (via PopEater) Lenny Kravitz revealed he had collaborated in the studio with Michael Jackson. He gushed, “I got to work with Michael on a track that has not been released and it was the most amazing experience I’ve had in the studio.” Now we get to here the fruits…

Watch Online MTV’s “Teen Mom” complete episode 4 “Moving On”

The mama drama continues! In MTV’s Teen Mom Episode 4 “Moving On” Amber and Gary’s rocky relationship gets rockier and their future together is in doubt. Catelynn’s mother (and Tyler’s dad) are packing up and moving to Richmond, leaving Catelynn looking for a place to live. Maci visits her college friends and tries to decide whether her baby daddy deserves a second chance. Farrah decides to go on birth control and takes a risk by choosing a device that requires refrigeration.

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VIDEO – Kathy Griffin’s slips the F-word on CNN at New Year’s Eve with Anderson Cooper (again)

Kathy Griffin let the F-bomb drop on 2009 CNN New Year’s Eve Countdown with Anderson Cooper for the second consecutive year. I guess we know what to expect next year, so CNN can just go ahead and release canned apology for that one. This F-bomb exploded unexpectly on Anderson Cooper while he was innocently trying…

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Brad Ferro Mug shot: What happened to the guy who punched Snooki/Snookers? Did he lose his job?

After awesome poofmaster Snooki (affectionately called Snookers or Snickers by her Jersey housemates) got clocked in the face by Brad Ferro, a gym teacher from Queens, he got arrested and hauled off, so what happened to the dude after that? On Jersey Shore Snookers call the jail and found out that Brad Ferro had been…

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PHOTOS, VIDEO – Rihanna is rockin’ New Year’s Eve 2010 with Carson Daly and Jay-Z

Rihanna pre-taped her New Year’s Eve performances airing tonight on “New Year’s Eve with Carson Daly” 12 days ago on a snowy December 19. She performed “Wait Your Turn” and “Run This Town” with Jay-Z at Rockefeller Center in NYC while showing off her figure and wearing a festive New Year’s Eve hat that might…

PHOTOS What’s Angelina Jolie reading? “Stones Into Schools” by Greg Mortenson

Want to be more like Angelina Jolie, but you don’t have enough money to adopt needy orphans, Brad Pitt won’t return your calls and no matter how hard you try you can’t seem to get your lips big enough? There’s still one option available to you thanks to some recent photos taken on the set of Jolie’s latest movie Salt.

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PHOTO – View Brooke Mueller’s mugshot from arrests for DUI and cocaine possession

Turns out Charlie Sheen isn’t the only person in his relationship with a questionable past, Brooke Mueller was arrested twice before she got involved with Charlie. Radaronline dug up Brooke’s criminal history in Florida, and it’s really not that impressive or shocking. She was arrested once for DUI, and once for possessing cocaine (a 3rd…

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Why did Taylor Swift dump Taylor Lautner? Were they ever even together?

Taylor squared, the romance made in pop culture heaven may never have even happened. At least, it didn’t happen the way the public was lead to believe. After a few photo opts, hints on SNL, and filming romantic scenes together for the upcoming romantic flick Valentine’s Day, Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have called quits…