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PHOTOS – Lady GaGa’s sparkly orbital Armani 2010 Grammy red carpet dress

Lady GaGa lived up to herself at the 2010 Grammy Awards red carpet, showing up in a glittery orbital dress that exposes most of her legs, which were encased in sparkly tights that turned into Dr. Seuss-shaped platform heels. GaGa accessorized with a pointy chandelier, and wore the comic-book yellow extensions she’s been featuring lately…

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‘Teen Mom Finale Special: Check-Up with Dr. Drew’ February 2 and ‘Unseen Moments’ February 9

Sadly the first season of MTV’s Teen Mom series came to an end last week (satch the finale and read a recap here), but we can still get our fix of Maci, Amber, Farrah, and Catelynn for another two weeks!

Click to find out how to ease your Teen Mom withdrawal symptoms!

PHOTOS Miss Virginia Caressa Cameron is Miss America 2010

22-year-old Fredericksburg, Virginia native Caressa Cameron took home the crown in the 2010 Miss America Pageant last night. The Virginia Commonwealth University Communications major won the Miss Virginia title in her fourth year trying and carried that momentum to Las Vegas, where she took home the top prize in American pageantry.

See pictures of Caressa (of course there are swimsuit photos!), find out how she feels about gay marriage and read her complete resume!

New Jersey ‘Housewife’ Danielle Staub is a born-again virgin and is saving sex until marriage
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New Jersey ‘Housewife’ Danielle Staub is a born-again virgin and is saving sex until marriage

Apparently Danielle Staub picked up a new set of shiny virginity with her new face! The 47-year-old infamous Real Housewives of New Jersey star has had a colorful life full of carnal pleasure, some of it documented on the first Season of RHNJ, and more of it detailed in a book by her ex-husband, but…

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Jay Photoglou sues Gretchen Rossi for libel and slander: does he have a case?

UPDATE: Gretchen sued him right back, and Nov. 2012 she won her case, and was awarded $500,000. More details here. Jay Photoglou is seeking punitive damages against Gretchen Rossi over what he calls slanderous comments, RadarOnline reports. He alleges that Gretchen cost him his business standing because she lied about their relationship (claiming they were…

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Are Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and DJ Pauly D of Jersey Shore dating?

UPDATE: Looks like this alleged love connection never happened, but it still could! Pauly D thinks Farrah is hot. You can still scroll down to the end of this post to see what would happened if Farrah and Pauly D mated. Fox 411 has a source who saw Teen Mom‘s Farrah Abraham hangin’ out with…

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John Edwards is sad about legal separation from wife Elizabeth after 30 years; may have a sex tape

John Edwards sure is a catch, and now he’s legally available! Line up, ladies. Sure, he’s still got a fairly new baby mama in the picture, but there’s always room for more! According to Gawker, there may also be a sex tape in the mix. John’s former aide, Andrew Young, has a book coming (The…

Will Ferrell’s wife Viveca Paulin gave birth to third son Axel hours after performing “Freebird” on Conan

Will Ferrell and his very pregnant wife Viveca Paulin helped Conan O’Brien leave The Tonight Show in ironic style with their rousing performance of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Freebird,” and very soon after that Vivica went into labor. “Freebird” is a powerful thing. The kid either felt inspired to “free” himself from his mother’s womb, or he…

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Full six page strict sorority dress code from demanding, crazy Cornell Pi Beta Phi leader

“You best have a mani pedi when you get to Ithaca.” “No need to seduce them with caked on black eye makeup. And if anyone likes to try that, it’s me, don’t get me wrong. Just saying.” “I’m also weird about accessories. I’m not saying you have to be wearing the Harry Winston wreath for…

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VIDEO – Watch Teen Mom’s Tyler Propose to Catelynn in touching clip!

Need to catch up or want to watch again? Buy the complete first seasons of 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom. Catelynn and Tyler are two of the sweetest, most mature kids to every grace television. They are beautiful people in a very tough situation, and they warmed the cold cold hearts of the world…

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Kourtney Kardashian before and after post-baby magazine cover photoshop

Kourtney Kardashian is calling OK Magazine‘s bluff! The Kourageous reality star to Women’s Wear Daily about how she never actually spoke with OK! and how they liberally photoshopped her post-baby body. She also provided the original photo, top left, which was taken just a week after baby Mason’s birth and shows a much bigger (and…

VIDEO – Footage of Nancy Kerrigan’s 1994 Detroit Olympics performance after Tonya Harding attack

Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan has recently suffered a devastating loss. Her 70-year-old father died at home Sunday after a fight with her brother, Mark. 16 years ago Nancy Kerrigan became a national heroine when she gave the performance of her life at the 1994 winter Olympics after being attacked by a man hired by rival…

Happy first birthday octuplets! Video footage now available of Octomom Nadya Suleman giving birth

Happy birthday Octobabies! Noah, Maliyah, Isaiah, Nariyah, Makai, Josiah, Jeremiah, and Jonah are not a year into their crazy ride on planet earth. None of us sign up for this, but these kids’ have a more wacky journey ahead than most. At least they’re in this together! To commemorate this special day, Radaronline has a…

Nancy Kerrigan’s brother pleads not guilty to assaulting father

Nancy Kerrigan’s brother Mark Kerrigan was just arraigned on assault charges for attacking his father Daniel yesterday in Boston. Mark pleaded not guilty and is being held on $10,000. Mark got into a fight with his father Sunday over telephone use, and a police report describes Mark as intoxicated and belligerent at the time of…

Patty Hewes faces off with Ponzi schemer in Damages Season 3 Premiere

Damages Season 3 kicks off Monday night at 10 p.m. EST on FX, and Glenn Close will surely not disappoint when her character, the Draconian Patty Hewes, tackles a fictional version of Bernie Madoff. The Madoff clone is named Louis Tobin (played by Len Cariou) and Patty Hewes is hired by the U.S. government to…

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Nancy Kerrigan’s brother murdered their father?

UPDATE: May 25, 2011: Mark Kerrigan has been acquitted in the death of his father, however, the jury convicted him of assault and battery in the confrontation with his father in 2010. He faces 2 1/2 years in jail. UPDATE 4/7/10: Mark Kerrigan has been charged with the manslaughter of his father, Daniel Kerrigan UPDATE…

Pop away! Today is Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day

Sealed Wrap, the makers of everyone’s favorite packaging material, Bubble Wrap, is marking 2010 as the plastic pop’s 50th anniversary. Not only that, but the last Monday in January every year is Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day. Bubble Wrap has always been more than just a packing material, it’s been a source of fun, stress-relief, and…

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Did Brangelina really split for good? Why so many people care about the Brangelina break-up rumors

Brad Pitt and Angelina (of the holy Brangelina union) always have break-up rumors swirling, and that’s a good thing for them. They’re arguably the most attractive couple in Hollywood, their relationship had a scandalous start, they refuse to get married and yet adopt and bread scores of children. They also give back, Angelina takes trips…

The true story from Lifetime’s ‘The Pregnancy Pact:’ Inside Massachusetts’ Gloucester High

Lifetime‘s movie “Pregnancy Pact” premieres tonight with a storyline ripped right from the Gloucester, Massachusetts headlines. The storyline involves a gaggle (about 18) teenage girls making a pact to get pregnant in high school. Back in 2008 Gloucester High School in Massachusetts had a similar number of young girls (17) get knocked up, about 4…

VIDEO – Watch Conan O’Brien’s final episode in full! Steve Carrell, Baluga caviar, Tom Hanks, Neil Young, Will Ferrell, cream soda, and much more!

Conan’s last episode on The Tonight Show was a blast! In case you missed it or want to see it again, we’ve got the whole episode for you! You can follow along with our live-blogged recap HERE. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, but don’t worry, we haven’t seen the last of CoCo: Subscribe to Starcasm by…

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VIDEO – Heidi Montag almost died from too much demoral after 10 plastic surgery procedures

Heidi Montag told Access Hollywood that she almost died when she was recovering from her plastic surgery procedures because she had too much Demoral, “Just like Michael Jackson.” With Micheal Jackson, it was Profocal, but either way . . . she almost died! I’m sure her doctor, Dr. Frank Ryan, didn’t exactly pop the champagne…

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VIDEO – Conan O’Brien’s last Tonight Show! His final message? “Don’t be cynical. if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen”

Dear Internet, Tonight is Conan’s last show, and the lineup is Tom Hanks, Will Ferrell, Neil Young, and tons of surprises! Conan announced that he definitely wants to pose nude, whether we want to see that or not (we do, who doesn’t want to see a beanpole ginge nude?) He also wants to be played…

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VIDEO Bruce Springsteen Hope For Haiti Now Telethon performance of We Shall Overcome plus Coldplay and Halle Berry

Watch Bruce’s complete performance of “We Shall Overcome” from the Hope For Haiti Now telethon. Also included is Coldplay’s “A Message” and words from actress Halle Berry.

Bono, Jay-Z, and Rihanna wrote Hope for Haiti collaboration song “Stranded” via text message

This isn’t the way it used to be done. According to Rolling Stone, Producer Swizz Beatz had to finagle his tech savvy to help get the Bono/Jay-Z/Rihanna Haiti tribute song “Stranded” made. When a conference call failed, the famous singers and a multitasking producer had to get the job done through orchestrated text messages and…

Now Americans can assault their livers with fat AND alcohol 24/7 at Burger King with South Beach’s Whopper Bar!

Although beer and burgers are an American pairing fit for the most steadfast patriot, the very first Whopper Bar was actually opened in the U.K. It did so well there that Burger King, (Who has their own cologne, btw) is looking to expand to Miami’s party-loving South Beach. Die-hard partiers who who just can’t stop…

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Read love notes between YaVaughnie Wilkins and Charles Phillips

Oracle chief Charles Phillips may now be back with his wife Karen, but thanks to a billboard campaign, the truth is now out that he spent 8 years sending sappy love notes and singing bad karaoke with YaVaughnie Wilkins. This wasn’t merely a case of a horndog in overdrive a la Tiger Woods, this is…

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Oracle president Charles Phillips affair: featured in billboards with YaVaughnie Wilkins; scorned mistress of eight years

Big Tech co-prez Charles Phillips was outed as a cheater this week on billboards all over New York, Atlanta, and San Fransisco. Phillips has admitted to infidelity, saying he had an affair with YaVaughnie Wilkins (featured on the billboard) for about eight years while he was married, but that his relationship with YaVaughnie has ended….

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Top Ten Songs Neil Young Might Perform for Conan’s Goodbye

The legendary Neil Young, this year’s recipient of the distinguished MusiCares person of the Year award (read about it here), will be closing out Conan O’Brien’s Tonight Show run on Friday January 22nd, 2010. This got us to thinking what song or songs Young might choose. We like to think we’re progressive just like Neil…

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VIDEO – The Snooki Song: Venetian Princess spoofs Snooki in Ke$ha ‘TiK ToK’ parody

Venetian Princess is a brilliant comedienne who merged delicious pop culture worlds when she married a Ke$ha’s “TiK ToK’ parody with a Snooki Spoof. Starting off with the classic line “Wake up in the morning, gonna find a guido,” VP doesn’t miss a detail, from the bronzer, to the poof, and pickles, she’s got a…

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VIDEO – Pee Wee Herman explains the Conan O’Brien / NBC situation using toys

Chinese television may have done a better job, but Pee Wee Herman didn’t disappoint with his hilarious explanation of the NBC / Conan O’Brien fracas using a stuffed giraffe with a shock of red hair, a plush NBC peacock and action toys. With his masterful puppetry skills Mr. Herman is able to simplify and clarify an otherwise complicated legal mess. See for yourself!

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Conan reveals ‘provisions’ in the $45 million NBC settlement – [VIDEO]

Conan filmed his next-to-last show as host of The Tonight Show and he still kept the jokes rolling while revealing that he’s taking all this in stride. Conan said of the change: “Obviously this was not our first choice, but I’m determined to make the best of this situation.” Truthfully, this whole mess has inspired…

VIDEO, PHOTOS – Relive Jim and Pam’s first romantic kiss with NBC website

Some people are a little bored with the realistic love story between The Office’s Jim and Pam, known affectionately by their fans as “Jam,” but others, like the Starcasm team, have fallen in love with these two adorable everypeople. Tonight’s new Office (January 21, 2010) is a clip show, which is kind of blah, but…

Watch Online Real World Washington D.C. Episode 4 “The Princess and the Panda”

Washington, D.C. means Washington Drama Continues for the eight cast members of the capital city installation of The Real World! In the latest episode “The Princess and the Panda” Ashley reveals that she has a history of issues with her mother, Ashley and Mike continue fighting as the guys accidentally wind up at a gay sports bar, Andrew takes a class in Manners 101 from the girls, a game of “Never Have I Ever” lights a fuse, Andrew can’t seal the deal then visits the spooning zone before partying too hard and then Ashley and Mike continue their version of flirting for the rest of the episode.

All that and more in under 42 minutes! Don’t believe it? Watch it for yourself!

PHOTO – Octomom Nadya Suleman before and after slim new bikini body

Octomom Nadya Suleman once carried eight babies in that flat belly. Scroll to the bottom of this post to see what she looked like when she was ready to pop with the octuplets. It’s difficult to buy the claims that she hasn’t had had skin tucks or liposuction, because really, her skin expanded to an…

John Mayer explains break-up with Jennifer Aniston, and reveals why he’s a jerk

According to John Mayer’s interview with Rolling Stone he makes music as a side project to fund his obsessive jerk-off sessions and his search for the world’s most beautiful vagina. Unfortunately Jennifer Aniston didn’t make the cut in that category, and John’s sorry, a little bit. Here’s his full take on the matter: “I’m the…

Legendary Charlie Daniels Recovering From Stroke

Legendary 73-year-old country / southern rock music star Charlie Daniels is recovering after suffering a mild stroke on Friday. The musician who is most noted for his hit record, “The Devil Went Down to Georgia,” was snowmobiling by his home in Colorado when he fell ill and was rushed to a nearby hospital.

Read the details and watch Charlie D gittin’ down on the fiddle!

Latin Sensation Debi Nova Set to Release Luna Nueva! Listen to single ‘Drummer Boy’

Starcasm has received notification that the multitalented Costa Rican sensation Debi Nova is planning her debut release, Lune Nueva, in the spring. The anticipation is high for this six-time Grammy nominated artist. From what we can see and hear it certainly seems like the anticipation is warranted!

Click for a little background info on Debi and hear her new single “Drummer Boy!”

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PHOTO Tiger Woods sighting!

Radar Online has the first picture of golfer Tiger Woods to surface since the day after Thanksgiving when he smashed his SUV into a tree and a whole bunch of mistresses fell out! It’s a blurry photo taken of Tiger at a sexual addiction clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. The golfer is seen in shorts and a tee shirt with a hat and a hoodie sweatshirt over his head. He appears to be drinking a large cup of Cheaterade.

The prize goes to The National Enquirer, who were the ones who broke the first Tiger Woods mistress story with their expose on Rachel Uchitel. The latest issue of the magazine has multiple Tiger photos and an article detailing his day-to-day life after enrolling in the Gentle Path program, part of Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services.

But don’t think for a second we’re going to allow The National Enquirer to show us up! We have a crack team of investigative reporters as well and we have our own Tiger Woods photograph! Click to see history in the making!

PHOTOS – Sao Paulo, Brazil Fashion Week 2010: Samuel Cirnansck show features tables and lampshades

You need a shot of bourbon, two hits of acid, and some of that peyote sh*t to truly experience Sao Paulo fashion week. This stuff is nuts. One of the surreal highlights was the Tim Burton meets Disney’s Beauty and the Beast spectacle put on by designer Samuel Cirnansck. Cirnansck took the notion of women…

PHOTOS – Mischa Barton is a hooker . . . on Law & Order

There aren’t many things that would be considered a step down from starring in The CW’s “canceled after two episodes” The Beautiful Life, but I suppose some would consider the world’s oldest profession one of them. Despite whispers that she spent all her money on crack and is so troubled and unreliable she makes Lindsay…

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VIDEO – Hilarious Chinese CGI Conan vs. Leno Late Night Wars reenactment from the same people who did the Tiger Woods reenactment

Yet again, Chinese television has outdone itself reenacting a scandal that’s transfixing the United States. From the same talented people who brought us the Tiger Woods CGI reenactment, we now have a computerized version of the 2010 NBC Tonight Show shake-up that forsakes all frivolities and gets right to the heart of the matter. If…

Did Heidi Montag’s surgeon go too far? Dr. Frank Ryan battling two malpractice suits

According to Radaronline, Dr. Frank Ryan, the surgeon who performed 10 plastic surgery procedures on Heidi Montag in one day, has been sued by two different women for malpractice. Jennifer Michael sued Dr. Ryan and settled for an undisclosed amount after she suffered injuries that will result in some permanent disability…including a diminished quality of…

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VIDEO – Watch CNN’s Anderson Cooper rescue injured Haitian boy

Anderson Cooper isn’t just a silver fox, he’s a real CNN Hero! He was reporting on the ground in Haiti when a dangerous fight brought out among Haitian youth looting a building. The boys started throwing rocks and concrete, and when one boy got struck in the head Anderson dragged him out of the milieu….

John Travolta is flying medics and volunteer Scientology ministers to Haiti

John Travolta, a licensed pilot himself, has arranged for a plane to bring Scientology volunteer ministers, and medics to Haiti. He told Entertainment Tonight at Australia Week’s LA Black Tie Dinner. He commented: “”I have arranged for a plane to take down some volunteer ministers and some supplies and some medics. My church [Scientology] has…

MusiCares to Honor Neil Young as 2010 Person of the Year – Plus list of past honorees

Two days before the 52nd annual Grammy Awards an impressive lists of artists will honor Neil Young, as he becomes the MusiCares Person of the Year honoree.  This will mark the 20th anniversary of the event. The Person of the Year award is based on an artist’s career musical and humanitarian contributions. According to GRAMMY.com…

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About Ke$ha: A bio/profile of ‘Tik Tok’ pop sensation Kesha Rose Sebert

Ke$ha’s feelin’ more like P.Diddy than P.Diddy is right now because you can’t do anything without hearing Ke$ha’s smash hit “Tik Tok.” Her messy hair and surly singing voice have invaded our lives so deeply we can’t help but sing about Ke$ha’s questionable lifestyle choices like brushing her teeth with liquor and picking up men…

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VIDEO – General Larry Platt performs “Pants on the Ground” on The View – Plus full lyrics and pic of Larry Platt with Martin Luther King!

It’s a good thing that General Larry Platt of “Pants on the Ground” fame didn’t get picked for American Idol, because he’s bigger than that. To kick off his inevitable World Tour 2010, General Platt stopped by The View Monday (January 18) to give a full rendition of “Pants on the Ground.” Thanks to Simon…

VIDEO – 2010 Golden Globe winner Chloe Sevigny rips ruffled Valentino dress on stage

The look on Chloe Sevigny’s umbrella holder guy says it all. Chloe Sevigny won a Golden Globe tonight for playing a sour fundamentalist polygamist Mormon who lies and complains all the time on HBO’s Big Love. In movies, she usually plays quiet girls with a seductive mystery, but none of them come close to the…

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2004 VIDEO: Jay Leno five years ago on future of the ‘The Tonight Show’: “Conan, take it over, it’s yours”

In 2004 Jay Leno felt it was necessary to address the then recent disclosure that he would be handing over The Tonight Show reins to Conan O’Brien in 2009. Leno wanted his audience to understand his conviction as it pertained to this important changing of the guards.

Here’s the last thing he says:

“Because you know when I took this show over, boy there was a lot of animosity between me and Dave and who’s gonna get it, and quite frankly, a lot of … good friendships were permanently damaged. And I don’t want to see anybody ever have to go through that again. Cause this show is like a Dynasty. You hold it, and then you hand it off to the next person. And I don’t want to see all the fighting and all the ‘who’s better?’ and nasty things back and forth in the press so right now, here it is, Conan, it’s yours, see you in 4 years buddy!”

See the video of the full announcement and read the complete transcription!

VIDEO – Listen to Jeff Bridges and Ryan Bingham sing “The Weary Kind” – Golden Globe winning original song from ‘Crazy Heart’

Here’s Jeff Bridges singing the Golden Globe winning original song from a motion picture, “The Weary Kind,” from Crazy Heart. “The Weary Kind” was written by Ryan Bingham for Jeff Bridges to play a depressed, alcoholic, past-his-prime country singer, and it lives up to that in the best kind of way. PLUS bonus is a…

67th GOLDEN GLOBE 2010 RED CARPET PHOTOS Chace Crawford

The first dude to be highlighted in our 67th Annual Golden Globe red carpet coverage is the always hunktastic Chace Crawford who was wearing an all black suit with a thin black tie and matching black 3 o’clock shadow. A testament to Chace’s undeniable charm is the fact that he is one of the few males photographers bother taking a full body photo of. So, enjoy drinking the entire glass of the tall drink of water that is Chace Crawford!

67th Annual Golden Globe 2010 winners – Avatar, The Hangover take best motion picture wins

Full list of 67th Annual Golden Globe winners as they happen. For full list of nominees (and to check Starcasm’s predictions), click here. Cecil B. DeMille Award: Martin Scorsese Best Performance by an Actress In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture: WINNER: Mo’Nique – Precious Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series…

Precious star Mo’Nique wins Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture –

Congratulations Mo! Starcasm’s choice for Best Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture, Mo’Nique, received the first Golden Globe of the evening for her role as a terrifying and monstrous mother in Precious! Precious is a truly life-changing movie, and it’ll be worth every second of your time to watch Mo’Nique in her…

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PHOTOS The Jersey Shore cast invades Venice, Italy?

Reminiscent of Michael Corlione’s return to Sicily in The Godfather, the entire cast of MTV’s controversial show Jersey Shore returned to their Guido homeland of Italy Saturday.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “DJ Pauly D” Delvecchio, Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, Ronnie Magrow, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Vinny Guadaguino and even Angelina Pivarnik posed for photographers and even took some photos of their own as they strolled the streets of Venice January 16. In honor of the return of their Prodigal sons and daughters the Italians have replaced Michelangelo’s David with the superior abs of The Situation!

See Michel “The Situation” Angelo and the rest of the cast as they become the latest group to invade Italy with ease!

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VIDEO – The Jersey Shore kids spoof themselves: The day Snooki, The Situation, and DJ Pauly D became self-aware

Exisituationism – When a young person who exhibits d-bag type qualities gains a sense of self-awareness and understanding of the absurdity of their identity, but continues activities as normal once their realize their role is an essential distraction in a fragile and disaster-wrought world. Video of existituationism in action: The REAL Situation (Feat. MTV Jersey…

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VIDEO – The Meryl Streep/Sandra Bullock kiss: Leading ladies lock lips onstage at 2010 Critic’s Choice Awards

2009 was a fantastic year for Meryl Streep: she got props for playing a stuffy and repressed nun in Doubt, got even bigger attention for her lighthearted roles in Julie & Julia and It’s Complicated, and shown brightly as a role model for women everyone to age gracefully and joyfully, but it’s been an even…

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Jon Gosselin reportedly living with new girlfriend Morgan Christie because he’s too broke to pay rent, bills, and legal fees

Jon Gosselin, who was working his infamy like a hooker with DDD’s this summer (and giving Michael Lohan a cut), is now jobless and almost homeless after TLC put the kibosh on his media appearances because of contractual obligations and he suffered a major blow-out with his rebound flame Hailey Glassman. But things always work…

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Real Housewife Teresa Guidice’s husband, Giuseppe ‘Joe’ Guidice, arrested for DWI, arrest warrant after running into a telephone pole

Juicy Guiseppe ‘Joe’ Guidice was out livin’ it up with his wife Teresa, some of the NJ Housewife cast members, and Tamra Barney before he smashed his car into a telephone poll early Thursday morning (January 14). He was taken to Morristown Memorial Hospital for medical treatment and they found his blood alcohol to be…

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VIDEO – Jack McBrayer, in character as ’30 Rock’ page Kenneth Parcell, slams NBC on ‘The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien”

January 13 was another sassy night during the last days of The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien. Conan, who is punchy from all the , opened with “I’m Conan O’Brien and I’ve been practicing the phrase ‘Who ordered the mocha-cappucino grande?’” But one of the best parts of the night was when Jack McBrayer stopped…