There aren’t many things that would be considered a step down from starring in The CW’s “canceled after two episodes” The Beautiful Life, but I suppose some would consider the world’s oldest profession one of them.
Despite whispers that she spent all her money on crack and is so troubled and unreliable she makes Lindsay Lohan shake her head, it looks like Mischa Barton actually landed another real acting job – as a prostitute on Law and Order. They’re gonna make a big star out of Mischa, and in the words of Buck Owens and the Beatles, all she’s gotta do is – act naturally!
All joking aside, her outfit is actually really awesome in a sort of campy pop way. Those bright colors and cheap-faux cheetah print looks like it belongs on the latest pop tart, not a broken-down hooker. All she needs is some glitter and some Auto-Tune and she’ll be the next Ke$ha!
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