Check out these racy, lacy, you can almost see second basey photos of Dita Von Teese performing in the Ziegfeld Follies-style burlesque revue “Gentry de Paris” at Casino de Paris on September 8, 2009. The curvaceous living pin-up jiggles and struts about in all sorts of wonderfully opulent outfits, leaving nothing to the imagination except…
The ladies of Sex and the City reunited for the first time on set of the movie sequel and took time to pose for photographers. Samantha, Miranda, Carrie and Charlotte dressed for the occasion, all wearing stylishly sexy dresses and appearing to be happy making a boatload of money. Kim Cattrall looks to make 53…
They transplanted a WHITE BIGOT’S HEAD onto a SOUL BROTHER’S BODY! The doctor blew it – the most fantastic medical experiment of the age. And now, with the fights, the Fuzz, the chicks and the choppers…Man, they’re really in deeeeep trouble! That was straight from the movie poster. I don’t know what else to say….
Is there a dance move this kid doesn’t know?!? I think not! He’s channeling John Travolta, Michael Jackson, Rerun and James Brown! This was like watching an entire season of Dancing with the Stars in under three minutes! And I love the contrast of the girl in blue, who is there to constantly remind you…
Tila Tequila has responded to the Shawne Merriman assault incident in her natural tongue – social media. Here are her tweets since returning home to Los Angeles after the ordeal: I have just gotten back home safely to Los Angeles. Thank you for all of your love and prayers, and I appreciate everyone’s support…. (Sunday…
They’ve only been shooting for a few days and we already have an entire style gallery of Sarah Jessica Parker on the set! We singled out the ’80s flashback frizzy ‘fro look in an earlier post and now we can add hot momma jeans, a glittery pleated blue skirt and top, a Christian Dior newspaper…
The Queen of all social media Tila Tequila called the police on her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman, who was arrested earlier this morning for battery and false imprisonment. According to TMZ, Tila (real name Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen) and Shawne were out partying last night in a roped off portion of Stingaree…
Here are some pictures from the set of The Green Hornet, which should serve as a small appetizer for those of you hungry for Seth Rogen’s super-hero joint, due out December 17, 2010. In the photos are Seth, Cameron Diaz, Edward James Olmos and everyone’s favorite Green Hornet character, Black Beauty. Also, at the bottom…
The release date for Susan Boyle much-anticipated debut album I Dreamed A Dream is set for November 24, and within just a few days of the announcement it’s already the number one selling CD on amazon! We were honored that they chose our Susan Boyle/Amy Winehouse mash-up from the “Susan Boyle Timeline” post as the…
While Jon was in Vegas drinking with hot blondies and buying bling for one of his many flinglings, Kate was back in Pennsylvania taking the kids to the farm where they enjoyed a good old fashioned hay ride. And in true Kate fashion, she had big ol’ straw hats for all the kids to keep…
Can’t wait until September 14 for your One Tree Hill fix? Here’s a 4-minute sneak peek video of Season 7 from The CW! Sadly, the two characters that really launched the first few episodes aren’t returning. Lucas Scott (Chad Michael Murray) and Peyton Sawyer (Hilarie Burton) are seriously raising the brunette factor on the show…
Here is video of Diane Swayer’s infamous “drunk day” on Good Morning America the morning after the Barack Obama inauguration. It was announced today that Diane will be replacing Charles Gibson as anchor of ABC’s World News, making her the second female anchor of a major network’s nightly news cast after Katie Couric took over…
Whitney Houston continues her comeback bid, this time performing live in Central Park’s Rumsey Playfield on Tuesday. The performance was recorded and four of the songs were shown on Good Morning America this morning. Her voice seemed a little tired, and she acknowledged as much during the show, saying “I’m so sorry. I did ‘Oprah.’…
I’m all about some big-hatted women (Audrey Hepburn, Aretha Franklin, and even the occasional Lady GaGa lunacy) but Katie Cassidy gets an F- for her “Urban Mangobrero.” I thought the show was Melrose Place, not Taco Bellrose Place! (I won’t even start on the belt and boots.) Kudos to Jessica Lucas for “keeping it real.”…
Here is the entire Jon and Kate Plus 8 Season 5 Episode 12 “Dude Ranch and Dress Up” broken up into five parts. Watch the entire episode online and then check out Billie’s recap!
Actress Margareth Made wows during the Baaria photocall at the 66th Venice Film Festival. Baaria, a $30 million epic directed by Giuseppe Tornatore and filmed in Italy, will be the first Italian film in two decades to open up the Festival. I confess, I had to google Margareth Made and Baaria.I also confess that I…
No, this isn’t a Salvador Dali painting. It’s an ice cap located on Nordaustlandet in the Svalbard archipelago in Norway. Marine photographer and environmental lecturer Michael Nolan captured the image of the melting glacier, which looks like a woman’s face crying. Is that Mother Nature? The Virgin Mary? Jennifer Aniston? BARM/Fame Pictures I think if…
It was announced yesterday that Disney will be purchasing Marvel entertainment for $4 billion, injecting over 5,000 characters from the Marvel Universe into the Disney library while giving Marvel, who only recently got into the movie-making business with Iron Man and The Hulk, access to the massive movie-making machinery of Disney and Pixar studios as…
Need a shot in the arm of cuteness? Look no further than these photos of the matronly five-year-old chimpanzee Anjana and her adopted kitty Sierra, a nine-week-old puma cub. The odd couple are residents of The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species (T.I.G.E.R.S) Preserve in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Orphaned chimp Anjana lives with…
I’ve always been a huge fan of creative CD packaging and I assumed that the ease of illegal downloads and recent plunge in music sales would lead to a CD and DVD packaging revolution of sorts. I imagined record companies would try to motivate fans to actually buy the music by delivering it in a…
Badonkalicious reality star Kim Kardashian has signed a deal to release her own fragrance. Working with “Power by 50 Cent” creators Lighthouse Beauty (Shouldn’t that be Lighthouse Booty?), the plans are to have the perfume on shelves sometime in 2010. The chief executive of Brand Asset Group (Heh heh, “asset”) Chris Lighty tells Women’s Wear…
Celebrity Project Funway is an exclusive feature of starcasm.net that I hope to be able to update weekly. Basically I take the winning and losing design for the week’s episode of Project Runway (plus one “bonus” design of my choosing) and “fit” them on a celebrity. I’ll offer up a little explanation for my choices…
UPDATE! See what Jaycee Dugard looks like now, at age 29! Here are two photos of Jaycee Lee Dugard, the girl/woman who was kidnapped 18 years ago by Phillip Garrido. Garrido recently confessed to the crime and Jaycee has since been reunited with her family. Phillip and his wife Nancy Garrido have been charged with…
The official cause of Michael Jackson’s death has just been released by the L.A. Coroner’s Office and it is Acute Propofol intoxication, which has been the speculation for some time now, which makes the case a homicide. The full report, including the complete toxicology report, is still on security hold by request of the LAPD….
Megan Fox ran into a bit of bad luck in Santa Monica on Thursday when she discovered not all cops are heterosexual men. Three things to take note of in the photos: A. No matter how ridiculous the hat, glasses or shoes may be, Megan Fox still has a nice ass B. Speaking of ridiculous…
Here is the infamous John Mayer mug shot that had a bounty placed on it by John himself. Musician John Mayer tweeted a challenge to the folks over at TMZ, offering a $25,000 reward to an animal charity of the website’s choice if they could turn up his mugshot. I could understand challenging CNN, FoxNews,…
In what looked like a premiere for The Divine Secrets of the Oh No You Didn’t, Sandra Bullock showed fans and photographers outside of the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre what you can do with a black skirt, three pieces of fabric and a stapler. (Answer: not much) Sandra was there for the premiere of her most…
Photos of Miranda Kerr, Melissa Rycroft and Giuliana Rancic hosting the launch of the Victoria Secrets perfume “Heavenly Enchanted” at The Grove in Los Angeles, California on August 26th, 2009. Be honest, did you even notice Miranda was holding a perfume bottle in the photo? I know I didn’t! Dayum she look goooood! Nothing against…
Here is video of Jasmine Fiore’s missing Mercedes being towed after it was found in a West Hollywood parking lot. The Buena Park PD have confirmed to TMZ that it is indeed her car. Someone living next door to the parking lot told the website that the car had been there since August 15. From…
Kate Gosselin went on Larry King Live tonight to address some of the controversial issues swirling around her and husband Jon Gosselin. The main issues are the fallout of the divorce on the children and Jon’s very public “wild” life of partying and his relationships with multiple women. Here is the interview in three parts…
Watch this remarkable video, which proves without a doubt that the King of Pop Michael Jackson is still alive! Well, that’s what the folks over at liveleak.com are claiming and it has started quite the buzz on the interwebs. I watched the video and I think it’s actually Elvis…or maybe John Lennon. Either way, it’s…
Police in Denver seized comic books worth at least $500,000 while arresting two brothers suspected of running a multi-million-dollar methamphetamine distribution ring. The Colorado Attorney General John Struthers says, “It was their intent to launder money, and their choice was collector comic books.” Don Quick, the district attorney for Adams County revealed some of the…
Here are some of the first photos of the actual size Lego house being built by James May for his BBC series “James May’s Toy Stories.” Construction is well under way on the Denbies Wine Estate in Dorking, UK. That’s right – “Dorking – could there be a more appropriate home for Shangri-Lego? Once the…
Here is a gallery of real life 3-d poodle doodles, winners of “creative grooming” shows from around the country where pet groomers are given two hours to transform canines into…well, just about anything. Photographer Ren Netherland, 48, travels the countryside in a bus/portable photography studio capturing these living works of art. (No word if he…
For most people brightly colored beer is a novelty reserved for certain holidays or sporting championships, but the Abashiri Brewery in Hokkaido, Japan takes it very seriously. For instance, to brew their Ohotsk Blue Draft they don’t just toss in a little blue food coloring, they use seaweed grown locally to create the bright blue…
Ryan Alexander Jenkins, a suspect in the strangling death of his wife Jasmine Fiore, has been found dead in British Columbia, Canada. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – MOST RECENT UPDATE – Further details are emerging in the apparent suicide…
The response on our Jim and Pam wedding photos post has been so great that I decided to go against the wishes of our over-strained server and offer up a super-duper wallpaper-sized photo of the happy couple! How cool is that? (We don’t allow folks to work for us unless they are a fan of…
Amy Winehouse had her first not horrible return to the stage Saturday night as she joined The Specials at The V Festival at Hylands Park in the UK. The performance is less than spectacular, but she didn’t fall down, walk off or otherwise embarrass herself during renditions of “Ghost Town” and “You’re Wondering Now.” She…
Check out all the great photos from the wedding of actress Milla Jovovich and husband/director Paul W. S. Anderson! They were married in their Beverly Hills backyard with Milla (33) sporting a 1960s mini-wedding dress of her own design. Carrying the flowers (and stealing the show!) was the couples 20-month old daughter Ever Gabo. The…
Jim and Pam got married! And here are tons of photos from the set of The Office featuring John Krasinki and Jenna Fischer looking like the perfect couple! The wedding scene was shot August 22 in Van Nuys, California. I see Toby and Kelly – but where’s everybody else? Is this an elopement? And it’s…
Amazing photo of Gulfross (Golden Falls) waterfall in southwest Iceland taken by photographer Haukur Herbertsson. For the first time in my life I kinda wanna go to Iceland. Click image to zoom in: Photo: BARM / Fame Pictures Subscribe to Starcasm by Email
Celebrity Project Funway is an exclusive feature of starcasm.net that I hope to be able to update weekly. Basically I take the winning and losing design for the week’s episode of Project Runway (plus one “bonus” design of my choosing) and “fit” them on a celebrity. I’ll offer up a little explanation for my choices…
More details are emerging in the Jasmine Fiore murder investigation, including gruesome disfigurement details. The man suspected of killing the former model is her husband Ryan Alexander Jenkins, who is still at large and believed to be in Canada. Here are the bullet points of the most recent information, mostly gleaned from TMZ.com and a…
Here is video footage of Ryan Alexander Jenkins’ boat being towed by the Coast Guard from Point Roberts. Point Roberts is a U.S. territory sharing a border with Canada located approximately 10 miles off the coast of Washington state. The boat was brought to the mainland town of Blaine, Washington, where Jenkins’ SUV was left…
UPDATE: Stephanie Santoro’s mom is speaking out about Stephanie’s relationship with Jon. Read about it here. Jon Gosselin and babysitter/rumored mistress Stephanie Santoro spend a nice day in the park with the children. The first two photos were taken on August 7th, 2009 and include Stephanie’s baby. The others were taken August 8. I have…
Here is a piece from CNN on the firing of Jon Gosselin. Guest host Carlos Diaz and his panel of guests talk about Jon’s recent antics and the seemingly irate responses from TLC and try to decide if Jon is trying to get fired. Plus, I think Jon and Kate Plus 8 minus Jon injects…
Miami Social wrapped up it’s first (and probably last) season Tuesday night and in case you missed it, here’s what happened: Hardy and Trixia decide they want to celebrate their six years of not really wanting to truly commit to each other by renting a big yacht and hosting a party. They get taken out…
Quarterback Brett Favre has unretired yet again, this time signing on with the Minnesota Vikings. The signing was rumored this spring but the rumor died when Favre somehow fooled everyone again with his annual retirement announcement. ESPN’s Chris Mortenson reports that the deal is for two years and Favre will receive $25 million. Here is…
Katy Perry and Lady GaGa seem to be locked in a head to head (and bod to bod) battle of ridiculosity! For the first time in my life I’m starting to fully understand the appeal of drag queens. These outfits are funny, wild and over-the-top, but somehow still sexy! You may find both of these…
UPDATE – October 30, 2009: Hailey Glassman has dumped Jon Gosselin UPDATE 10/30/09 – Be sure to check out video of both Hailey Glassman appearances on The Insider HERE! Hailey Glassman took her turn in the “he said, she said, she said” media merry-go-round by giving an exclusive interview to E! that aired this evening….
Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin made headlines last night when Kate called police after Jon wouldn’t allow her inside the house. It was Jon’s night with the kids but Kate was upset that he had called in Stephanie Santoro (click for photos of Stephanie) to babysit the kids, probably because of rumors that Jon had…
Here are some photos of Sticktoria Beckham showing up at the second day of American Idol auditions in Boston, Massachusetts on August 14, 2009. It seems like just yesterday I was posting a photo of Megan Fox showcasing her accomplishing the rare feat of pulling off the “super skinny” look. On the other side of…
Video of the televised press conference featuring Michael Vick, recently signed by the Philadelphia Eagles to a one year contract with an option for a second year, what many consider at outrageous choice after Vick’s past involving animal cruelty. Also speaking is Vick’s new mentor, former NFL player and head coach Tony Dungy. Read more…
Here’s the latest Twilight Saga New Moon trailer hot off the presses! UPDATE – Well crap! Apparently they are cracking down on these so I’m going into “refresh” mode and I’ll try to track down new ones before the old ones are deleted 
Hmmmm, maybe I’ll try to maintain two working versions at a…
Megan Fox, walking down the street. Megan Fox, the kind I’d like to meet. Here’s the absurdly sexy Megan Fox heading into Hotel Casa del Mar in Santa Monica, California on August 13, 2009. Damn! Check out that purse she’s carrying. She makes everything else look like a fleshy lump of goo. I would so…
Watch the airplane helicopter crash over the Hudson River. The collision was captured by an Italian tourist practicing with a new video camera. You can clearly see the moment the two aircraft collide, causing the death of nine people. The video was aired Thursday night on “NBC Nightly News.” View more news videos at: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/video.
Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps has been involved in a two-vehicle accident in downtown Baltimore. Phelps’ Cadillac Escalade collided with a Honda Accord at the intersection of North Calvert Street and East Biddle Street. There were two passengers in the Escalade, including Phelps, and the other vehicle had a female driver. Police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi says…
Michael Vick has signed a two year deal with the Philadelphia Eagles, a shocking move considering the Eagles were one of 26 teams claiming to have no interest in the former first round draft pick. My how things change when your backup quarterback gets hurt! Eagles backup QB Kevin Kolb strained a knee ligament earlier…
The big story in the Philadelphia Phillies Chicago Cubs game last night was supposed to be the return of future Hall of Fame pitcher Pedro Martinez, making his first major league appearance since last September after signing with the Phillies as a free agent on July 15. But, the headlines shifted when Phillies center fielder…
From breakupalbum.com: Here is the Pete Yorn and Scarlett Johansson video for “Relator,” which made its worldwide debut last night. “Relator” is the first single from their upcoming album Break Up. Slated for a September 15 release on Atco Records, an imprint of Rhino Entertainment, Break Up is a deeply emotive yet hook-filled duets album…
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