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PHOTOS Dita Von Teese in the burlesque revue Gentry de Paris

Check out these racy, lacy, you can almost see second basey photos of Dita Von Teese performing in the Ziegfeld Follies-style burlesque revue “Gentry de Paris” at Casino de Paris on September 8, 2009. The curvaceous living pin-up jiggles and struts about in all sorts of wonderfully opulent outfits, leaving nothing to the imagination except…

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PHOTOS Sex and the City 2 cast unite for pictures

The ladies of Sex and the City reunited for the first time on set of the movie sequel and took time to pose for photographers. Samantha, Miranda, Carrie and Charlotte dressed for the occasion, all wearing stylishly sexy dresses and appearing to be happy making a boatload of money. Kim Cattrall looks to make 53…

Worst movie concept ever? ‘The Thing With Two Heads’

They transplanted a WHITE BIGOT’S HEAD onto a SOUL BROTHER’S BODY! The doctor blew it – the most fantastic medical experiment of the age. And now, with the fights, the Fuzz, the chicks and the choppers…Man, they’re really in deeeeep trouble! That was straight from the movie poster. I don’t know what else to say….

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34 PHOTOS Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of Sex and the City 2

They’ve only been shooting for a few days and we already have an entire style gallery of Sarah Jessica Parker on the set! We singled out the ’80s flashback frizzy ‘fro look in an earlier post and now we can add hot momma jeans, a glittery pleated blue skirt and top, a Christian Dior newspaper…

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Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers arrested for choking Tila Tequila!

The Queen of all social media Tila Tequila called the police on her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman, who was arrested earlier this morning for battery and false imprisonment. According to TMZ, Tila (real name Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen) and Shawne were out partying last night in a roped off portion of Stingaree…

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PHOTOS Seth Rogen and Cameron Diaz on set of The Green Hornet

Here are some pictures from the set of The Green Hornet, which should serve as a small appetizer for those of you hungry for Seth Rogen’s super-hero joint, due out December 17, 2010. In the photos are Seth, Cameron Diaz, Edward James Olmos and everyone’s favorite Green Hornet character, Black Beauty. Also, at the bottom…

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Susan Boyle CD release date announced – EXCLUSIVE Album Cover Art!

The release date for Susan Boyle much-anticipated debut album I Dreamed A Dream is set for November 24, and within just a few days of the announcement it’s already the number one selling CD on amazon! We were honored that they chose our Susan Boyle/Amy Winehouse mash-up from the “Susan Boyle Timeline” post as the…

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PHOTOS Old Kate Gosselin had a farm…and took the kids!

While Jon was in Vegas drinking with hot blondies and buying bling for one of his many flinglings, Kate was back in Pennsylvania taking the kids to the farm where they enjoyed a good old fashioned hay ride. And in true Kate fashion, she had big ol’ straw hats for all the kids to keep…

VIDEO Sneak Peek Preview of One Tree Hill Season 7

Can’t wait until September 14 for your One Tree Hill fix? Here’s a 4-minute sneak peek video of Season 7 from The CW! Sadly, the two characters that really launched the first few episodes aren’t returning. Lucas Scott (Chad Michael Murray) and Peyton Sawyer (Hilarie Burton) are seriously raising the brunette factor on the show…

VIDEO Diane Sawyer drunk

Here is video of Diane Swayer’s infamous “drunk day” on Good Morning America the morning after the Barack Obama inauguration. It was announced today that Diane will be replacing Charles Gibson as anchor of ABC’s World News, making her the second female anchor of a major network’s nightly news cast after Katie Couric took over…

VIDEO Whitney Houston on Good Morning America live from Central Park 4 songs

Whitney Houston continues her comeback bid, this time performing live in Central Park’s Rumsey Playfield on Tuesday. The performance was recorded and four of the songs were shown on Good Morning America this morning. Her voice seemed a little tired, and she acknowledged as much during the show, saying “I’m so sorry. I did ‘Oprah.’…

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Fashion Fail PHOTOS Katie Cassidy on the set of ‘Melrose Place’

I’m all about some big-hatted women (Audrey Hepburn, Aretha Franklin, and even the occasional Lady GaGa lunacy) but Katie Cassidy gets an F- for her “Urban Mangobrero.” I thought the show was Melrose Place, not Taco Bellrose Place! (I won’t even start on the belt and boots.) Kudos to Jessica Lucas for “keeping it real.”…

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PHOTOS Margareth Made at the Venice Film Festival ‘Baaria’ Photocall

Actress Margareth Made wows during the Baaria photocall at the 66th Venice Film Festival. Baaria, a $30 million epic directed by Giuseppe Tornatore and filmed in Italy, will be the first Italian film in two decades to open up the Festival. I confess, I had to google Margareth Made and Baaria.I also confess that I…

PHOTO Melting glacier forms crying woman’s face – or is that Michael Jackson?

No, this isn’t a Salvador Dali painting. It’s an ice cap located on Nordaustlandet in the Svalbard archipelago in Norway. Marine photographer and environmental lecturer Michael Nolan captured the image of the melting glacier, which looks like a woman’s face crying. Is that Mother Nature? The Virgin Mary? Jennifer Aniston? BARM/Fame Pictures I think if…

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Top Ten Disney and Marvel Mash-up Movies

It was announced yesterday that Disney will be purchasing Marvel entertainment for $4 billion, injecting over 5,000 characters from the Marvel Universe into the Disney library while giving Marvel, who only recently got into the movie-making business with Iron Man and The Hulk, access to the massive movie-making machinery of Disney and Pixar studios as…

PHOTOS The “Awwww Files” Chimp Anjana and Puma cub Sierra

Need a shot in the arm of cuteness? Look no further than these photos of the matronly five-year-old chimpanzee Anjana and her adopted kitty Sierra, a nine-week-old puma cub. The odd couple are residents of The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species (T.I.G.E.R.S) Preserve in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Orphaned chimp Anjana lives with…

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Kim Kardashian launches new perfume EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK!

Badonkalicious reality star Kim Kardashian has signed a deal to release her own fragrance. Working with “Power by 50 Cent” creators Lighthouse Beauty (Shouldn’t that be Lighthouse Booty?), the plans are to have the perfume on shelves sometime in 2010. The chief executive of Brand Asset Group (Heh heh, “asset”) Chris Lighty tells Women’s Wear…

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CELEBRITY PROJECT FUNWAY Project Runway Episode Two ‘Pregnancy Chic’

Celebrity Project Funway is an exclusive feature of starcasm.net that I hope to be able to update weekly. Basically I take the winning and losing design for the week’s episode of Project Runway (plus one “bonus” design of my choosing) and “fit” them on a celebrity. I’ll offer up a little explanation for my choices…

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Michael Jackson Coroner’s Report Rules His Death a Homicide

The official cause of Michael Jackson’s death has just been released by the L.A. Coroner’s Office and it is Acute Propofol intoxication, which has been the speculation for some time now, which makes the case a homicide. The full report, including the complete toxicology report, is still on security hold by request of the LAPD….

PHOTOS Sandra Bullock at the All About Steve premiere FASHION FAIL

In what looked like a premiere for The Divine Secrets of the Oh No You Didn’t, Sandra Bullock showed fans and photographers outside of the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre what you can do with a black skirt, three pieces of fabric and a stapler. (Answer: not much) Sandra was there for the premiere of her most…

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PHOTOS Miranda Kerr and Melissa Rycroft at Victoria’s Secret Heavenly Enchanted perfume launch

Photos of Miranda Kerr, Melissa Rycroft and Giuliana Rancic hosting the launch of the Victoria Secrets perfume “Heavenly Enchanted” at The Grove in Los Angeles, California on August 26th, 2009. Be honest, did you even notice Miranda was holding a perfume bottle in the photo? I know I didn’t! Dayum she look goooood! Nothing against…

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VIDEO Police have found Jasmine Fiore’s car, the missing white Mercedes

Here is video of Jasmine Fiore’s missing Mercedes being towed after it was found in a West Hollywood parking lot. The Buena Park PD have confirmed to TMZ that it is indeed her car. Someone living next door to the parking lot told the website that the car had been there since August 15. From…

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VIDEO Complete Interview Kate Gosselin on Larry King Live 8-25-09

Kate Gosselin went on Larry King Live tonight to address some of the controversial issues swirling around her and husband Jon Gosselin. The main issues are the fallout of the divorce on the children and Jon’s very public “wild” life of partying and his relationships with multiple women. Here is the interview in three parts…

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Top Ten Comic Book Titles to Launder Drug Money With

Police in Denver seized comic books worth at least $500,000 while arresting two brothers suspected of running a multi-million-dollar methamphetamine distribution ring. The Colorado Attorney General John Struthers says, “It was their intent to launder money, and their choice was collector comic books.” Don Quick, the district attorney for Adams County revealed some of the…

PHOTOS James May’s actual-size Lego house pictures!

Here are some of the first photos of the actual size Lego house being built by James May for his BBC series “James May’s Toy Stories.” Construction is well under way on the Denbies Wine Estate in Dorking, UK. That’s right – “Dorking – could there be a more appropriate home for Shangri-Lego? Once the…

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PHOTOS The World of Poodle Grooming, pictures by Ren Netherland

Here is a gallery of real life 3-d poodle doodles, winners of “creative grooming” shows from around the country where pet groomers are given two hours to transform canines into…well, just about anything. Photographer Ren Netherland, 48, travels the countryside in a bus/portable photography studio capturing these living works of art. (No word if he…

Japan’s Abashiri Brewery does colored beer…the right way?

For most people brightly colored beer is a novelty reserved for certain holidays or sporting championships, but the Abashiri Brewery in Hokkaido, Japan takes it very seriously. For instance, to brew their Ohotsk Blue Draft they don’t just toss in a little blue food coloring, they use seaweed grown locally to create the bright blue…

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VIDEO PHOTO Ryan Jenkins found dead in Canada motel, suicide by hanging

Ryan Alexander Jenkins, a suspect in the strangling death of his wife Jasmine Fiore, has been found dead in British Columbia, Canada. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – MOST RECENT UPDATE – Further details are emerging in the apparent suicide…

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Jim and Pam from The Office SUPER-SIZED wedding photo!

The response on our Jim and Pam wedding photos post has been so great that I decided to go against the wishes of our over-strained server and offer up a super-duper wallpaper-sized photo of the happy couple! How cool is that? (We don’t allow folks to work for us unless they are a fan of…

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VIDEO Amy Winehouse performs live with The Specials at The V Festival

Amy Winehouse had her first not horrible return to the stage Saturday night as she joined The Specials at The V Festival at Hylands Park in the UK. The performance is less than spectacular, but she didn’t fall down, walk off or otherwise embarrass herself during renditions of “Ghost Town” and “You’re Wondering Now.” She…

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PHOTOS Milla Jovovich and Paul W. S. Anderson wedding pictures 43 total!

Check out all the great photos from the wedding of actress Milla Jovovich and husband/director Paul W. S. Anderson! They were married in their Beverly Hills backyard with Milla (33) sporting a 1960s mini-wedding dress of her own design. Carrying the flowers (and stealing the show!) was the couples 20-month old daughter Ever Gabo. The…

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PHOTOS Jim and Pam from The Office wedding pictures Jenna Fischer John Krasinski

Jim and Pam got married! And here are tons of photos from the set of The Office featuring John Krasinki and Jenna Fischer looking like the perfect couple! The wedding scene was shot August 22 in Van Nuys, California. I see Toby and Kelly – but where’s everybody else? Is this an elopement? And it’s…

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CELEBRITY PROJECT FUNWAY! Silly take on Project Runway Season 6 Episode 1

Celebrity Project Funway is an exclusive feature of starcasm.net that I hope to be able to update weekly. Basically I take the winning and losing design for the week’s episode of Project Runway (plus one “bonus” design of my choosing) and “fit” them on a celebrity. I’ll offer up a little explanation for my choices…

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VIDEO Ryan Alexander Jenkins Jasmine Fiore murder press conference

More details are emerging in the Jasmine Fiore murder investigation, including gruesome disfigurement details. The man suspected of killing the former model is her husband Ryan Alexander Jenkins, who is still at large and believed to be in Canada. Here are the bullet points of the most recent information, mostly gleaned from TMZ.com and a…

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VIDEO Jasmine Fiore murder suspect Ryan Alexander Jenkins’ escape boat towed

Here is video footage of Ryan Alexander Jenkins’ boat being towed by the Coast Guard from Point Roberts. Point Roberts is a U.S. territory sharing a border with Canada located approximately 10 miles off the coast of Washington state. The boat was brought to the mainland town of Blaine, Washington, where Jenkins’ SUV was left…

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PHOTOS Stephanie Santoro and Jon Gosselin with the kids

UPDATE: Stephanie Santoro’s mom is speaking out about Stephanie’s relationship with Jon. Read about it here. Jon Gosselin and babysitter/rumored mistress Stephanie Santoro spend a nice day in the park with the children. The first two photos were taken on August 7th, 2009 and include Stephanie’s baby. The others were taken August 8. I have…

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Miami Social Season 1 Final Episode Recap With Video Clips

Miami Social wrapped up it’s first (and probably last) season Tuesday night and in case you missed it, here’s what happened: Hardy and Trixia decide they want to celebrate their six years of not really wanting to truly commit to each other by renting a big yacht and hosting a party. They get taken out…

ESPN VIDEO Brett Favre Signs With The Minnesota Vikings For 2 Years $25 Million

Quarterback Brett Favre has unretired yet again, this time signing on with the Minnesota Vikings. The signing was rumored this spring but the rumor died when Favre somehow fooled everyone again with his annual retirement announcement. ESPN’s Chris Mortenson reports that the deal is for two years and Favre will receive $25 million. Here is…

PHOTOS Katy Perry – Sparklin’ Booty, Fresh And Fruity! Enmore Theater Sydney Australia

Katy Perry and Lady GaGa seem to be locked in a head to head (and bod to bod) battle of ridiculosity! For the first time in my life I’m starting to fully understand the appeal of drag queens. These outfits are funny, wild and over-the-top, but somehow still sexy! You may find both of these…

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VIDEO Jon Gosselin’s Girlfriend Hailey Glassman Interview On E!

UPDATE – October 30, 2009: Hailey Glassman has dumped Jon Gosselin UPDATE 10/30/09 – Be sure to check out video of both Hailey Glassman appearances on The Insider HERE! Hailey Glassman took her turn in the “he said, she said, she said” media merry-go-round by giving an exclusive interview to E! that aired this evening….

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PHOTOS Jon And Kate Gosselin And Kids Reunite After Argument

Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin made headlines last night when Kate called police after Jon wouldn’t allow her inside the house. It was Jon’s night with the kids but Kate was upset that he had called in Stephanie Santoro (click for photos of Stephanie) to babysit the kids, probably because of rumors that Jon had…

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Victoria Beckham Is Now Sticktoria Beckham – Boston American Idol Tryouts

Here are some photos of Sticktoria Beckham showing up at the second day of American Idol auditions in Boston, Massachusetts on August 14, 2009. It seems like just yesterday I was posting a photo of Megan Fox showcasing her accomplishing the rare feat of pulling off the “super skinny” look. On the other side of…

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VIDEO Twilight Saga New Moon Trailer From Bandslam! In English!

Here’s the latest Twilight Saga New Moon trailer hot off the presses! UPDATE – Well crap! Apparently they are cracking down on these so I’m going into “refresh” mode and I’ll try to track down new ones before the old ones are deleted 🙂 Hmmmm, maybe I’ll try to maintain two working versions at a…

Video Of Helicopter And Airplane Crash Over The Hudson River Surfaces

Watch the airplane helicopter crash over the Hudson River. The collision was captured by an Italian tourist practicing with a new video camera. You can clearly see the moment the two aircraft collide, causing the death of nine people. The video was aired Thursday night on “NBC Nightly News.” View more news videos at: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/video.

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VIDEO Michael Phelps Car Accident – Two Car Crash In Baltimore

Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps has been involved in a two-vehicle accident in downtown Baltimore. Phelps’ Cadillac Escalade collided with a Honda Accord at the intersection of North Calvert Street and East Biddle Street. There were two passengers in the Escalade, including Phelps, and the other vehicle had a female driver. Police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi says…

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NFL Michael Vick Eagles Signing Shocks Fans VIDEO

Michael Vick has signed a two year deal with the Philadelphia Eagles, a shocking move considering the Eagles were one of 26 teams claiming to have no interest in the former first round draft pick. My how things change when your backup quarterback gets hurt! Eagles backup QB Kevin Kolb strained a knee ligament earlier…

Shane Victorino Beer Video – Phillies Player Doused In Brew By Cubs Fan

The big story in the Philadelphia Phillies Chicago Cubs game last night was supposed to be the return of future Hall of Fame pitcher Pedro Martinez, making his first major league appearance since last September after signing with the Phillies as a free agent on July 15. But, the headlines shifted when Phillies center fielder…

VIDEO New Scarlett Johansson And Pete Yorn “Relator” With Lyrics

From breakupalbum.com: Here is the Pete Yorn and Scarlett Johansson video for “Relator,” which made its worldwide debut last night. “Relator” is the first single from their upcoming album Break Up. Slated for a September 15 release on Atco Records, an imprint of Rhino Entertainment, Break Up is a deeply emotive yet hook-filled duets album…