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Watch Online MTV’s “Teen Mom” complete episode 1 “Looking for Love”

Watch the full premiere episode of MTV’s Teen Mom, the follow-up show to the popular 16 and Pregnant series. MTV picks up the storylines of Amber, Catelynne, Maci and Farrah as they deal with trying to raise a child at the age of 17. Actually, Catelynne and Tyler put their child up for adoption so their storyline is their struggle with that decision and having to deal with their infant-like parents.

Watch Online MTV’s “Teen Mom” complete episode 3 “Fallout” video
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Watch Online MTV’s “Teen Mom” complete episode 3 “Fallout” video

The teen mama drama continues as Amber chokes and biyotch-slaps Gary, Catelynn’s Tyler and his uber-mulleted dad Butch kiss and make up for a brief moment, Maci’s friends all head off to college and Farrah deals with getting dumped on by Shaq. Watch the full episode and get completely caught up!

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Where will Brittany Murphy’s funeral service be held?

RadarOnline is reporting that Brittany Murphy’s funeral will be held on Christmas Eve Forest Lawn Memorial Park, Hollywood Hills. The service will be “strictly private.” Murphy’s husband Simon Monjack, who is not listed in her will, has spoken out to People against allegations that Brittany was anorexic or had prescription drug problems: “These rumors that…

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PHOTOS “DJ Pauly D” Paul Delvecchio pictures before The Blowout

The starcasm.net Jersey Shore photo collection continues to grow! It started out with the abtrulescent Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his deleted myspace pictures and now we’re moving on to DJ Pauly D.

Check out little Paul Delvecchio before he perfected his famous hairdo known as “The Blowout!”

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PHOTOS Christina Aguilera car accident in Los Angeles

Celebrity gossip site giants TMZ and Radar Online are both “exclusively” reporting that Christina Aguilera was involved in a car accident in West Hollywood tonight.

Cobbling together info from both articles it sounds as though Christina was riding in the passenger seat of her white Range Rover and her assistant was driving when they rear ended a silver Range Rover turning left at the corner of 3rd Street and Santa Monica Blvd. in Los Angeles right after 5 PM Pacific Time.

Arrest warrant issued for Real Housewife Lynne Curtin for owing $1.2 million to a former business partner
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Arrest warrant issued for Real Housewife Lynne Curtin for owing $1.2 million to a former business partner

It appears as though The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Lynne Curtin has finally done something exciting! No, she hasn’t replaced her twin brother Steven Tyler as lead singer of Aerosmith – she and her husband Frank Curtin skipped out on a court appearance in Southern California yesterday. Orange County’s Randy and Evi Quaid were supposed to address questions regarding the $1.2 million they owed a former business partner stemming from an earlier settlement.

According to TMZ.com a Riverside County, California judge has “issued a bench warrant for both Lynne and Frank’s arrest.”

VIDEO – ‘Rain Man’ inspiration, megasavant Kim Peek dies of heart attack at 58 – Who was the real ‘Rain Man’?

Kim Peek, who died of a massive heart attack Saturday, December 19, at age 58, led an extraordinary life. When he was just a baby, doctors diagnosed Kim as mentally retarded and told him parents to put him away in a hospital and forget about him. Thankfully, they refused that route. He needed constant care…

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Husband Simon Monjack’s ‘world was destroyed’ by Brittany Murphy’s death

Late Monday Brittany Murphy’s British husband, Simon Monjack spoke out about her death to Access Hollywood, saying “My world was destroyed.” Monjack described the day leading up to Murphy’s death as a “regular day” although she had been for about 7-10 days with shortness of breath and abdominal pain. He also said she had laryngitis,…

How did Brittany Murphy Die? Details beginning to emerge

Details about the death of 32-year-old actress Brittany Murphy are beginning to surface as police and the coroner’s office continue their investigation into her untimely death on the morning of December 20, 2009. Included are notes from the Los Angeles County Coroner’s office investigator including a breakdown of the many prescription drugs found in Brittany’s home.

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s Mike Sorrentino ‘The Situation’ Myspace and high school yearbook pictures

Clearly the American television viewing audience was completely unprepared for the rawness of MTV’s Jersey Shore. Guido fever has swept through the media and the nation and though everything from rationality and moral decency have been tried as a vaccine, nothing seems to be working.

Spearheading the Giuseppidemic is self-proclaimed Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, whose wild antics and audacious personality led to the infamous “Snooki punch” cleverly used by MTV in commercials for the show, and then censored from the actual episode before airing.

Running a close second to Snooki is the Guidoest of the Guidos, the abtastic Italian Stallion known simply as “The Situation.” I’ve dug up some older photos of Mike, including a photo from his high school yearbook! (Yes, he always had those abs.)

A Christmas card from starcasm.net!

Thanks to all of you gossip-hungry surfers who continue to make this a fun endeavor! I hope whichever kind of holiday you might be celebrating is a happy one!

As for me – not publishing those compromising photos of Santa stolen off his laptop should secure my spot on the “nice” list. Remember Santa – when it comes to flat screen televisions, you can’t get too big!

Click to see your Christmas card!

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PHOTOS – Hockey player Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators announces engagement to Carrie Underwood at press conference

Mike Fisher, who just signed a $21 million contract with the Ottawa Senators, asked country superstar Carrie Underwood to marry him Sunday, the hockey player confirmed today at a press conference. (source: Ottawa Daily Sun) Mike and Carrie have been dating since last year, and Carrie has hinted in interviews that she wants to settle…

Where in the world is Tiger Woods? Reportedly he’s taking Yacht ‘Privacy’ to the Bahamas

No one’s seen Tiger Woods since he ran into a fire hydrant, a tree, and information of his possible 14 affairs came out. So where is he? Obviously he’s hiding in a dark hole somewhere with his tail between his legs. There have been reports that he comes out at night to play golf, but…

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VIDEO – Trailer for Celebrity Rehab 3 with Dr. Drew hosted by Dr. Drew’s buff beach body

The third season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew premieres Thursday, January 7, 2009 and boy is it a doozy. Whoever cast this thing deserves a good share of the profits, because it’s culled straight from the headlines. Of course, one of the stars of this season will be MacKenzie Phillips, who took the world…

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PHOTOS – Just who is Brittany Murphy’s husband’? A run-down of “writer-director” Simon Monjack’s shady past

*Just to for the record, police suspect no foul play in Brittany Murphy’s death, and our condolences go out to Simon Monjack for the loss of his wife. After actress Brittany Murphy’s untimely death at 32, her husband Simon Monjack, who’s described as a writer-director and producer in most reports, requested that his wife’s body…

Blunt force head trauma caused NFL star Chris Henry’s death, according to autopsy results

Autopsy results are back for the death of Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chris Henry, and the Mecklenburg (N.C.) Medical Examiner says he died from blunt force head trauma. (via The Hollywood Gossip) Henry was injured December 16 after falling out of the bed of a moving truck after a domestic dispute with his fiancee Loleini Tonga,…

PHOTOS – Who is “Hollywood’s Most Wanted Lesbian” Courtenay Semel’s newest girlfriend?

Self-proclaimed lesbian “Hollywood Don Juan” Courtenay Semal was spotted out with a new girlfriend December 17, 2009. No word yet on the identify of Courtenay’s new lady, but it’s odd that she’s not already semi-famous. Courtenay Semal, daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, appears on the most recent cover of the lesbian magazine Curve…

PHOTO Coroner Ed Winter arrives at Brittany Murphy’s home, prescription drugs found

Ed Winter of the Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office has visited the L.A. home of Brittany Murphy, who died this morning from cardiac arrest. There were prescription drugs found in the home, but Winter wouldn’t give any specifics as to what kind they were. He tells TMZ that they will be performing toxicology tests but that the results of those tests may take up to six weeks, as you might remember form the Michael Jackson investigation.

Winter told TMZ that “foul play is not suspected at this time.”

What caused Brittany Murphy’s cardiac arrest? Diabetes may be a factor, husband Simon Monjack doesn’t want autopsy

Just a little under three weeks before she passed away from cardiac arrest, Brittany Murphy appeared at the Across The Hall premiere in Beverly Hills looking rail thin. The above picture was taken there on December 1. The LAPD is currently investigating her death, and according to TMZ, were seen entering her home this afternoon….

VIDEO – Remembering Brittany Murphy: Best ‘King of the Hill’ Luanne Platter moments

Brittany Murphy, who died this morning after suffering a cardiac arrest, acted in a lot of pretty cool movies like Clueless, Sin City, Spun, and Girl Interrupted, but it may be that her biggest impact was voicing the ditzy blond Texan Luanne Platter on King of the Hill for 12 years. Luanne’s backstory was a…

PHOTOS Brittany Murphy Picture Gallery

Actress Brittany Murphy passed away earlier today at the early age of 32. There are lots of wonderful things that can be said about Murphy’s acting career, but in addition to her charismatic on-screen talents she was also one of the most photogenic celebrities on the planet. Not only was she a very beautiful woman, but she had that Drew Barrymorish way of always being able to look like she was having a great time, and for someone that flips through hundreds of these photos a day, it was always refreshing when Brittany’s smile popped up.

I gathered some pictures of her from over the last few years and I think you will see right away exactly what I am talking about.

Remembering Brittany Murphy: Watch the music video for her hit single with Paul Oakenfield ‘Faster Kill Pussycat’ and “Happy Feet’s” ‘Somebody to Love’

Who knew? Brittany Murphy (1977-2009) could sing as well as act, and not just as one of those actresses who’s a “singer” with a hefty slathering of Autotune. She had hit number seven on UK’s singles charts with Paul Oakenfield on “Faster Kill Pussycat,” and then she really belted it out as Gloria in the…

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Jersey Shore took over NBC Late Night: Snooki and The Situation do Conan and Jaywalking

The situation is that The Situation and Snooki are the breakout stars of MTV’s controversial ratings darling Jersey Shore, and they’ve been busy doing the talk show circuit to seal the deal on their new-found celebrity status. Last week they hit up NBC big time, appearing on Jaywalking (with D. J. Pauly D, who’s hair…

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Brittany Murphy’s ex-boyfriend Ashton Kutchner tweets about her death

Actress Brittany Murphy passed away this morning at the tender age of 32, and former boyfriend and Just Married costar, twittered about her death. Ashton (@aplusk) tweeted minutes ago: “2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany’s family, her husband, & her amazing mother, Sharon. see you…

32-year-old actress Brittany Murphy passed away from cardiac arrest early Sunday – RIP

Photo Credit: Juan Rico / Fame Pictures 32-year-old actress Britney Murphy died this morning from cardiac arrest, TMZ reports. A 911 call was placed  around 8 a.m. to the Los Angeles City Fire Department from the home of Murphy’s husband, Simon Monjack. She was pronounced dead on arrival at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Brittany was found…

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SNL VIDEO Watch Snookie on Saturday Night Live Weekend Update

Overnight Jersey Shore sensation Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is taking over television! She’s like an accomplishmentless Sarah Palin who doesn’t dodge questions! And just like Sarah Palin, there is way more demand for Snooki than there is supply so shows are having to clone the hot commodity. Tina Fey was Sarah Palin’s doppelganger and now Bobby Moynihan is confusing folks with his spot-on impersonation of Snooki. Here’s the hilarious video from last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update:

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VIDEO – Watch Muse perform ‘Starlight’ on SNL 12/19

Muse performed on last night’s Saturday Night Live’s pre-Christmas show. Below is the Radiohead-inspired band’s rousing rendition of “Starlight.” If you’re itching to see them live, they’ll begin a world tour January 7, starting in Seaoul, Korea. Their first USA tour will be February 27. To check out the dates, CLICK HERE. Subscribe to Starcasm…

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VIDEO Watch both 2010 Valentine’s Day trailers starring Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift, Julia Roberts and every other actor in Hollywood!

There was a time when I thought this movie was an urban myth. Every day I would see a new group of photos from the set of some movie called Valentine’s Day but they always had completely different actors – and not Kathy Griffin “actors” but Bradley Cooper, Anne Hathaway and Kathy Bates actors! Being too lazy to actually do any research, I came to the conclusion that there must be three movies currently under production with the same title.

NOPE! It’s just one movie with a HUGE ensemble cast! Here are both of the trailers to come out so far, the second of which was just released today!

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PHOTOS Katharina Haecker in “The Genteel Elegance of Figure Skating Fail”

Is there anything more graceful than the fluid artistry of a talented figure skater? It is human beauty and dignity floating before our eyes in a seemingly effortless display of poetry in motion, and I thought I might take a brief moment to step away from the brutal and ugly side of humanity usually talked about at length on this blog and pay tribute to the quiet majesty that is the fine art of figure skating.

PHOTOS – Pamela Anderson is a drunk multitasker, juggles champagne and Blackberry while signing autographs

Pamela Anderson is talented. She can juggle a full champagne glass (from her to-go “top off”) a PDA device AND sign autographs for all her fans at the same time – all without a single glittery eye shadow smudge! I’m a little in awe. Forget all those hot messes who can’t hold their meth and…

VIDEOS PHOTO Lil’ Wayne arrested in Texas with a lil’ weed

The US Border Patrol found small traces of marijuana on a couple of rapper Lil’ Wayne’s tour buses (cannibuses?) near the Texas town of Falfurrias and the hip hop (hemp hop?) star is currently being detained, as are 11 others in his posse.

Details are sketchy at this point, but according to TMZ Lil’ Wayne’s entourage were part of a random search by Border Patrol agents that resulted in pot being found on two of the vehicles. It seems pot was not found on any of the persons, and contrary to the misleading headline of this post, no arrests have been made.

Braylon Edwards’ baby mama Nik Pace photos

Things have been a little slow on the Tiger Woods mistress front, so I’m forced to fill the “professional athlete sex scandal” void with some D-list baller boinking. New York Jets wide receiver Braylon Edwards was apparently going deep on former America’s Next Top Model contestant Nik Pace’s tight end and the result was little Braylon Jr., born in August.

According to the New York Post, Braylon immediately filed to be recognized as the boy’s father, but was surprisingly rejected by Pace. The 25-year-old model relocated to New York after Edwards was traded to the Jets and now she is suing him for $70,000 a month child support.

VIDEO MSNBC’s Dylan Ratigan yells at Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL)

Dylan Ratigan invited Democratic Florida Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz on MSNBC’s Morning Meeting so he could yell at her about insurance company stock prices. Schultz was mistakenly told the show would be about recent changes made to the healthcare bill. Watch the unpleasantness unfold and read my impression of this style of “bombastic” journalism.

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Beyonce’s mom, Tina Knowles divorcing the pop diva’s dad, Matthew Knowles after baby scandal with AlexSandra Wright

Beyonce’s mom, Tina Knowles, hasn’t lived with her dad, Matthew Knowles in almost a year, and now she’s ready to be legally done with him, TMZ reports. In early October a woman named AlexSandra Wright named Matthew Knowles in a paternity suit. She was about six months pregnant at the time, so that means she’s…

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Jon and Kate Gosselin divorce is officially final! Kate is relieved, Jon is unemployed with a hefty child support bill

TMZ has learned that Judge Arthur Tilson signed the final papers to official dissolve the dysfunctional reality couple’s marriage. Kate had this to say: , “I am very relieved that our divorce has been finalized, and I look forward to the New Year, focusing on our children.” Kate Gosselin is now legally unwed to a…

VIDEO – Kim Kardashian wipes salad dressing off of her boob with an apple slice in sexy Carl’s Jr./Hardee’s commerical

Following in the foodie footsteps of Padma Lakshmi, Kim Kardashian gets sexy with fast food giant Carl’s Jr./Hardees. Kim isn’t into burgers, though, she does a salad. In bed. She talked to PopEater about how she stands out from the rest of the girls, including Paris Hilton and Audrina Patridge, who’ve hawked drippy burgers for…

Blake Lively takes a fashion cue from GaGa, goes barelegged to ‘Sherlock Holmes’ New York premiere

Blake Lively showed up at the Sherlock Holmes New York premiere wearing something that looks like scraps from Lady Gaga’s dressing room. She apparently grabbed an old Gaga leotard, and wrapped some leftover black lace that Gaga was planning to make sunglasses out of around her waist. In other words, Blake found another excuse to…

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NBC to fire Conan O’Brien from The Tonight Show and replace him with Jerry Seinfeld?

PopEater claims that NBC is ready to drop Conan O’Brien after only a few months on The Tonight Show! Not only that, but they also might shopping around for Jerry Seinfeld. “NBC just can’t carry on like this. ‘The Tonight Show’ has lost 52 percent of its viewership in just one year. The November ratings…

VIDEO – Twitter hacked, redirected by ‘Iranian Cyber Army’

For about two hours Thursday night beginning at 10 PM EST, Twitter was reportedly hacked and redirected to a website claiming to be the “Iranian Cyber Army” with with following message (via TechCrunch): Iranian Cyber Army THIS SITE HAS BEEN HACKED BY IRANIAN CYBER ARMY iRANiAN.CYBER.ARMY@GMAIL.COM U.S.A. Think They Controlling And Managing Internet By Their…

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VIDEO, PHOTO – Teaser Trailer and Promo Pic of Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart in ‘The Runaways’

Finally, the first taste of Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett filtered through the lenses of The Runaways director of photography, director, and editor, not the paparzzi. The film also stars Kristen’s New Moon compatriot Dakota Fanning as Cherie Currie, the lead singer of the Runaways girl band, and author of the book the movie’s based…

Nancy O’Dell quitting Access Hollywood after 13 years

What are Nancy’s initials? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It won’t be the same without the poor man’s Olivia Newton John behind the Access Hollywood desk! Alas, the hottest apostrophed celebrity journalist on television (sorry Soledad O’Brien) will host her last episode of AH this week, according to People Magazine.

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AUDIO Listen to the Chris Henry 911 calls with transcriptions – MP3 and streaming

Here are both 911 calls placed in reference to the Chris Henry and Loleini Tonga auto accident that resulted in the death of the 26-year-old Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver. The first 911 call was made to police by a woman driving behind the truck driven by Loleini Tonga with Chris Henry in the back. The caller describes Henry as having black pants, shirtless with a cast on his arm. She says he is beating on the back window of the truck.

The second 911 call was placed by a man after Henry had been thrown from the vehicle. That caller told the operator “there’s a man is in the road … he looks dead … there’s no movement.” Keep reading to listen to the calls and read complete transcriptions of both.

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PHOTOS Tiger Woods mistress sighting! Cori Rist out in NYC

Tiger Woods mistress number six braved the cold and the paparazzi to take a stroll outside of her New York City apartment December 17. Cori’s got a nice fur coat (Is that Tiger fur?), gloves, Madam glasses and a pair of unnaturally bright blue jeans. I’m grabbing at straws here because this is a really lame excuse for a post. These Tiger Woods mistresses really put the “ho” in ho-hum. Actually, they probably put the “hum” in there too. Hi-OOOOOO!!

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Is Jersey Shore’s Snooki the new Kim Kardashian?

Snooki (real name: Nicole Polizzi, pictured above playing Beatles Rockband) has all the trappings of a Kardashian, she’s a dark beauty who’s always wearing her signature style, constantly mugging to every cameraphone in a ten-mile radius, and it infiltrating the culture’s collective consciousness through sheer force of will. This fiesty self-described guidette seems well on…

NFL Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chris Henry dies after falling from a truck in domestic dispute with fiance Loleini Tonga

26-year-old NFL star Chris Henry has passed away after suffering injuries from falling from the bed of a truck during a domestic dispute with fiance Loleini Tonga yesterday. He reportedly chased after, jumped onto and then fell from a moving truck after a fight with Tonga. He suffered “grave injuries” that resulted in his death…

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VIDEO – Watch the second official trailer for Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland 2010, this time with more Lewis Carroll goodness

The first released trailer for Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, out March 5, was pretty and intriguing, but this new one delightfully highlights more facets of the familiar Lewis Carroll storyline. Helena Bonham Carter is exquisite at the Queen of Hearts, Johnny Depp is a wacky Mad Hatter, and Mia Wasikowska is the perfect mix…

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Chris Henry car accident with Loleini Tonga official statement from police

The Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department Public Affairs Office has issued an official statement regarding the domestic dispute and single-car auto accident involving Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry and his fiance Loleini Tonga. Here is their full statement as well as the statement issued by Henry’s agent.

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The real reason Kevin Gillespie didn’t win Top Chef: He was going through a divorce

Kevin Gillespie, everyone’s favorite pork-lovin’ leprechaun, lost Top Chef Season 6 to Evil Robot Michael, and I’ve been inconsolable ever since. Now the lovable Yukon Cornelius lookalike has revealed that a personal issue that may have affected his performance during the final round. Gillespie was a standout favorite in a Top Chef season devoid of…

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VIDEOS PHOTOS Chris Henry car accident – thrown from truck as fiance Loleini Tonga was driving

Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry has been involved in a serious auto accident after a domestic dispute with his fiance Loleini Tonga near Charlotte, North Carolina. According to KTPost.com there was a domestic dispute at a residence on Peachtree Road and that Tonga attempted to leave the scene in a pickup truck at which point Henry gave chase and got into the back of the truck. According to police, Henry’s injuries were sustained after falling from the back of the truck while Tonga was driving.

Lara Bingle bikini photos from 2010 Speedo Swimwear shoot in Sydney

The Southern Hemisphere comes through again! Thanks to our lovely friends south of the equator we get to combine the joys of the Christmas holidays with an attractive 95% naked woman frolicking about on the beach! Our virtual stockings get stuffed today by lovely Australian blonde Lara Bingle, who models a number of different bikinis for a photoshoot on Tamarama Beach in Sydney on December 15 and 16, 2009.

PHOTOS Is Victoria Rowell joining The Real Housewives of Atlanta?

After rumors started circulating earlier this month that The Real Housewives of Atlanta might not be bringing back show favorites Nene Leakes and Kim Zolciak, speculation began as to who would be their replacements. Freddyo.com says he has multiple sources that tell him The Young and the Restless actress Victoria Rowell will be the newest cast member on the show, “but nothing is set in stone just yet…”

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PHOTOS Tiger Woods Mistress sighting! Jaimee Grubbs steps out in West Hollywood

Tool Academy vet and world-renowned text message and voice mail collector Jaimee Grubbs decided to get a flash bulb tan last night in West Hollywood. Unpleasantly known in the world of Tiger Woods mistresses as “Number Two,” Jaimee seems to be embracing the spotlight that goes along with opening your heart and other things to really famous married people.

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Nicole Kidman powder makeup malfunction for New York ‘Nine’ premiere

Nicole Kidman showed up at the New York Nine career looking like a coke-addicted baker. Her nose is quite powdery, and she’s got a bold white streak under her left eye, here’s a link to a photo with lighting that really shows off the extent of powder damage. Heads are going to role. I put…